A Terrarian's tale: Lost in Wonderland

Marcus and Pinkie were running down the tower, the rest were watching in horror as Ci blew up any guards that attempted to stop him. He was even singing a merry song, his weapon was like a giant metal claw, the explosions that came from the bombs were small enough not to hurt anypony other than the guards. He knew that killing the civilians would be a mistake, suddenly he saw two Terrarians standing just up the street, they were holding weapons and looking right through him.

"Well hi there!" Ci tried to ignore the looks on their faces.

"HI!" Pinkie said cheerfully.

"Ah, Pinkie," Marcus sternly said.

"Oh right serious," Pinkie dropped the smile and stared at Ci, "What are you doing?"

"I don't know what you mean," Ci said innocently

"You know what I mean."

"I don't think I do."

"Lie to me again see what happens."

"I'm 2,000 years old," Ci said with a small frown.

"That's IT," Pinkie walked toward him with her Excalibur drawn, "YOU LIE, YOU DIE!"

"WOAH WOAH!" Ci backed up slowly, "That wasn't a lie, i'm just testing you!"

Pinkie didn't buy it, she raised her sword, "STOP!" every one looked back to see Celestia standing with the others ponies and Luna.

"What?" Asked Pinkie.

"He tells the truth," Celestia said.

"How would you know?" Marcus asked.

"Because I am after all 1,240 years old," Celestia said, "I grew up knowing him.

"You what?" Marcus asked flatly.

"I did," Celestia said, "He was the genius that made Eclipse unbeatable."

"Eclipse?" Luna asked curiously.

"You were too young, you wouldn't remember," Celestia said sadly.

"But you know him, what happened?" Marcus interrupted.

"Well he kinda lost his sanity after the Chaos siege," Celestia stated.

"Hey i'm right here you know," Ci suddenly called.

"Shut up," Pinkie said.

"So what happened to him?" Marcus asked

"He left, don't know where to, but he left," Celestia turned to Ci, "Where did you go?"

"Out to the Frosty south, best hot cocoa I ever had," Ci laughed.

"Um what?" Marcus asked.

"Hot cocoa? Was there a koala there? He is the funniest!" Pinkie bounced.

"Koala? Yeah he told me the one about ASDF," Ci and Pinkie began to laugh.

"Is every friend I knew insane?" Marcus sighed.

"Not sure, I think that gun salesman is still sane, Dray I think," Ci had to think about that.

"Really?" Pinkie pulled a one eighty, "HA! take that Vinnoe!"

"Who?" Marcus asked.

"Just some guy who commented on the story," Pinkie bubbled.

"Whatever, I give up," Marcus began to walk away, he then stopped and ran back up to Ci, "WAIT! Did Plantera follow you!!!??"

"Oh that? yeah, but I left it in the dust a long way back," Ci laughed.

"How long?"

"How long what?" Ci looked puzzled.

"HOW LONG UNTIL WE GET DESTROYED BY PLANTERA!!" Marcus boomed, right in Ci's face.

"Easy there, I left it way back, so maybe a week," Ci backed up.

"Calm down Markie," Pinkie put her hand on his shoulder and squeezed slightly.

"Yeah fine," Marcus backed away and looked at Pinkie, "Hey that's a new one."

"What?" Pinkie asked.

"The nickname."

"Oh that," Pinkie blushed slightly, "Just thought you might like it."

"Its nice," Marcus was again deep in thought about Pinkie, and the rest of the discussion went well.

"Guess I got to get rid of that cute pink distraction."

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Twilight was in her library with her friends, they were worried about Canterlot, they had heard a couple of explosions go off. Of course the first thing Rainbowdash did was jump to the absolute worst conclusion, but Twilight eventually reasoned with her that it was just a new spell test, Applejack saw right through that, she herself didn't believe that. Twilight went up to her room, she was too stressed, then she saw a somepony pass down a street, no usually what would concern her except, this pony was a Terrarian, or so she presumed.

She rushed downstairs past her friends and said only one thing, "TERRARIAN!" Everypony else exchanged looks before they began to run after her. The person walking down the street in Canterlot's direction found himself encased in a pinkish force field, he turned and took one look at Twilight, she looked horrible, "Ok don't panic, I just want some answers."

Before she could even think of one she felt him pull her force field forward as he continued to walk as if nothing was happening, Twilight was being pulled along with him, "Sir please stop."

The other mares took the opportunity to attack as well, Applejack lassoed him, Rarity put up a force field around him too, Pinkie did whatever she did, and Rainbowdash Sonic Rainboomed, right into his chest. But he kept walking, as if none of it even bothered him, then from out of no where, Fluttershy attempted to stare him down, which proved ineffective.

Twilight and Rarity fainted from exhaustion, Applejack lost her hold on the rope, Pinkie was still Pinkie, Rainbow knocked herself out with the attack, and Fluttershy was curled up off to the side, whimpering. But the person took no notice, he just kept walking, toward the large white castle, what he wanted was sitting in that castle, a cute something too.

Applejack was the only one who then realized who it was, "Art's?"

The man turned and waved back, then he phased into thin air.

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Luna was in her bedroom, she was playing with her new hands, she loved it, she tried dancing, tuba (don't ask), and video games, which until now took a lot of skill with her magic to master, but now she could do it with ease. She ducked behind her beanbag as she heard a loud fizzing noise, she peaked out to see a figure like a Terrarian standing in the middle of her room, confused. "What is it you want, I will kill you for trespassing!"

He turned toward her direction, "Lulu? Is that you?"

"Artist?! What happened to you?" Luna left the safety of the beanbag.

"Whao! What happened?" Artist asked looking at her, he then booped her cute little nose, "I guess the cuteness has been doubled."

"I turned into a Terrarian, and I guess you did too?" Luna scrunched her nose in thought, how cute.

"No, i could always do this," Artist said.

"What? How? Why have you not before?" Luna stared at him.

"That is for another sequel, but for now I wanted to ask," He paused a moment, "Care for a couple of rounds of Smash Bro.s?"

"Your on!" Luna tossed him a controller.

After a couple of rounds they switched games, and then again, until they had played every game they had at least once, then they decided to fight for real, then wrestle. We all know what wrestling leads to, Luna was attempting to pin Art down, they were really close, and she knew the worst is that he would refuse, she moved in closer and- nope, the door opened and Marcus walked in, staring at the two.

"Dafuq?"