Chartink and Juice go to Equestria

by Jotink27

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 1285

So my characters Chartink and Juice go to Equestria through their TV. A bit Random but is pretty darn funny in my opinion.

So my characters Chartink and Juice go to Equestria through their TV. A bit Random but is pretty darn funny in my opinion. Not for smaller viewers, but no sex. First story that i'm writing and updating whenever I feel like it so don't flame me to hard okay.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-09 16:46:47 UTC

The Legend of the Skittle Pony

Rainbowdash was passing through the sky, and it sounded like a fucking jet. Chartink looked up at the sky and yelled" SLOW THE FUCK DOWN"and flipping her the bird. Knowing that she probably couldn't hear or see him.

Before Chartink could sit back down Rainbowdash flew to him and put her nose up to Chartink's face. Rainbowdash then said in a squeaky voice " Hay, you better apologize to me or i'll beat ya" while punching the air with her hooves.

Chartink then said "Sorry" while rolling his eyes. Satisfied with this Rainbowdash nodded her head in acceptance,but she really want to fight.

Juice got up from his nap and jumped on the rainbow maned Pegasus and smelled her. " Oh my god she smells like fucking skittles" shouted Juice. Rainbowdash seemed to not take this kindly and proceeded to kick Juice off of her back.

Chartink then yelled excitedly " SKITTLES" and started to smell Rainbowdash too. Angered by this the Rainbow colored mare kicked Chartink off too and flew away from the two.

Juice then spotted Ponyville off in the distance on top of a large hill. The two embodiment of anarchy proceed to walk towards the defenseless town called Ponyville.

"That Rainbowdash is a lesbian" Chartink says to Juice.

"Oh ya she was, glad i'm not a girl" Juice said in agreement.

No Spell for you!

After Juice came back and calmed Twilight down, the purple colored unicorn want to do some tests on anatomy of their species. After hearing this Juice said "Fuck that" jumped out of the hole in the wall while Chartink smiled and said "I like were this is going" but ran off after Juice. Chartink found Juice by a huge Gingerbread house, Juice tried to eat the wall but it was hard and tasted like shit.

"Its a lie and its not even cake!" wailed Juice. Hearing the commotion a pink colored pony came out of the shop and instantly started to talk like she was on acid and crack.

"Hi my names pinkiepie who are you do you like cupcakes oh i need to go poop in rarities floor see ya later bye!" Juice looked at Chartink in a strange way and said "I wounder were her stash is." on their search for Pinkie's stash they saw a cottage in the distance.

"Lets go fuck with who ever lives in that house" Chartink said with a grin.

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Barging in

As the dynamic duo walked towards the rundown cottage they started to smell piss and shit as they got closer. Once there, Chartink being himself, walked into the cottage through the opened front door. The two saw a Yellow pony trying to feed a bunny, but the little shit flipped over the bowl of salad presented to him and hopped away.

The yellow pony let out a cute sigh and turned around only to see Juice and Chartink standing there like idiots. She let out a quite 'whimper' and jumped behind her couch in fear.

Chartink turns around and says"Juice, there is a pony here, come-in." while he drags the couch back to reveal the butter pony called Fluttershy.

"Its okay Fluttershy, I won't bite but Juice might." Chartink said to calm down the scared pony. While Juice starts to eat the salad that is on the ground from earlier. "How do you know my name?" Says the shy Pegasus.

"The almighty pizza hut told us" Juice says with his mouth full of greens.

Portal of Touchyness

Sitting on their couch, Chartink and Juice were watching My Little Pony for the past three days. Piss jugs were around the couch along with some empty Beef-Jerky bags and Skittle wrappers. As soon as they were done with their last episode of season 3, a huge ass pair of glowing black hands came out of the TV.

Not knowing what was going on Chartink screamed " SWERVE! Fuck this shit" and tried to jump out the window the hands while Juice was hiding under the couch. The hands finally got Chartink and pulled his crazy ass into the TV. The hands then came back for Juice but could not find him. The Hands started getting mad has hell because it could not find Juice. It started to throw shit around the room, and found Juice under the couch chewing on 2 day old cheese curls.

All he could do was say "Hay" before he was dragged into the portal.

When the two woke up a bunch of pansies were poking dull ass spears at them like they were dead animals. Chartink grasps one spears and takes the spear and started poking the shit out of one of the spear-less guard. He eventually stops and says " Hey you guys want some lemon-aid?"

They all nodded their heads in agreement, so Chartink pulls down his pants and pisses on all of the guards. The guards seemed to not take this to well and grabbed Chartink and Juice who was laughing his ass off.

They brought them to Celestia, meanwhile Chartink was still pissing on the poor guard who was carrying him. The yellow guards threw Chartink and Juice an the ground in front of Celestia. She seemed tired so to lighten the mood Juice offered to bake her a cake. Excited by this idea, Celestia let him and Chartink go. Juice went into the kitchen and started to bake her a cake. But instead of using frosting, Juice used his poop to top the cake. Leaving it on the table in Celestia's thrown room Juice and Chartink walk out of the castle. As soon they left the castle the two heard Celestia scream in her equestrian voice " WHO THE FUCK PUT SHIT IN MY CAKE?!?!?!?!"

Not looking back, Chartink and Juice sprinted away from the castle. As soon as they were at least a couple miles away from Canterlot they fell to the ground tired as hell.

Ponies are cool

When Chartink and Juice entered the town a bunch of ponies ran away screaming like pussies. But Chartink and Juice were not bothered by this because they frankly didn't give a fuck. When they came to the center of the town there was this huge ass tree called Golden Oaks Library. Juice was about to open the door but Chartink pushed him out of the way and kicked down the door instead and yelled "WERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?"

Startled by this, some purple pony screamed in terror and shot Chartink with a magical blast, but it missed.

Chartink then said "Hay my name's Chartink and this is Juice, we came from your Ma's closet"

Twilight had gotten over her shock and says in a uptight tone "My name is Twilight Sparkle and my Mother doesn't have a closet in her home." A lizard thing came down the steps and said"Twilight, what going..." but trailed off after it see Chartink and Juice and screamed like a pussy and fell down the stairs.

Juice said" Twilight Spackle, your pet is funny."

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, not Spackle" Twilight said in a irritated tone,"And what are you anyway"

Juice says " We are the boogeyman, and we are hear to take all of your books" Twilight screamed in horror and blasted Juice through the wall and crashed into a mud puddle getting a white pony with purple hair all muddy, who looked at herself and fainted onto a bench that so happened to be next to her.