Ponyville Random Events.

by ChromeRegios

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Random, Main 6
Length: 5312

Some ponies looking for something else to do... most of them are unlikely and/or ponies you know of... take a look.

I wonder what the ponies in Ponyville do everyday? Do they do things they're not normally do? Do they chat and play together? Are they hard working? What about that other world? Hmm... I wonder what should I do today?

~ Random Pony

Published 2013-11-09 15:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-15 12:55:03 UTC

Monday.

(10:43 AM)

Derpy Hooves recently decided to be a door-to-door salesmare selling a device called, the super-duper apple peeler 9000. One day, she heads off to town wanting to introduce her new found gadget to the resident ponies in town. As she was walking, she met her friend The Doctor in town and asked what she was doing... and told him.

"Derpy, selling kitchen gadgets door-to-door is a hard way to make living!" The Doctor said, trying to change Derpy's mind about her decision, but she just shook her head.

"I'm young, doc! It's good experience, I like learning new things!" Derpy reasoned as she continues on, but The Doctor follows her still trying to change her mind.

"All you'll learn on this job is how to starve!" The Doctor said with a smirk and an eyebrow raised.
Derpy just gave out a giggle and waves a hoof at him. "Now that is one thing aint never gonna happen!" She said as she heads to her first house.

Meanwhile, Applejack is having a sleepover at Rarity's again. Ever since the inccident in their last sleepover at Twilight's, they both gotten closer together. It was afternoon and they were chatting to one another, telling stories and sharing gossips trying to pass time.

"So, did you hear about our lovely Mailmare?" Rarity asked, looking at Applejack while she fix the curls on her hair.

"The door-to-door salesmare? Now isn't that hunky-dory..." Applejack said, with a smile on her face just by thinking that their reliable mail mare is now a salesmare.

Rarity giggled at that as she continues to do her hair, she spots a familiar face heading to her house. "Ohh! She's coming our way!" Rarity announced to her guest. "Want to have fun with her?" She asked.

"Yeah, lets!" Applejack nods in agreement as she stood up and went to the door along with Rarity.
Derpy knocks at the boutique's door three times with Rarity giddy in excitement. "You answer it, Rarity. It's your home..."

Applejack pushed her a bit closer to the door as the fashionista pony nodded and opens it.

There, wearing a brown tie and a baler-hat was Derpy, holding a little suitcase in her mouth as she raised her cap at Rarity as a sign of respect. She puts her suitcase down and started her sales pitch.

"Good afternoon, madame. May I have a moment of your time?" She asked, looking directly at Rarity's eyes.

"What's on your mind, my dear?" Rarity returned a question with a light smile on her face. letting Derpy inside her house.

Derpy picks up her suitcase and enters the house then laid the suitcase on a table as well as opening it. "I would like to introduce you to the hoofy-doofy company's latest labor-saving device!"

"A maid!?" Rarity asked, with sparkles on her eyes.

Derpy nods her head and shows them her product. "Rejoice! I bring you the super-duper apple peeler 9000!" She said, showing her product in a form of a white two half hollow ball with plastic edges inside the ball which take's shape as an outside of an apple, with great pride in her eyes she lets them show it.

"An apple peeler? This isn't another Flim-Flam scam, is it?" Applejack asked, slightly discouraged about it already.

"On the contrary, It's one way to save time on manually peeling an apple and it'll give more time on baking, and preparing the ingredients instead of putting a lot of time in just peeling apples.

Rarity clasped her hooves together and sighs. "An apple peeler! The answer to a housemare's prayer! How does it work?"

"If you will kindly point the way to the kitchen, I'll show a little demosntration." Derpy asked, as Rarity nodded. "And of course, every well stocked kitchen has apples!"

"This way to the pantry..." Rarity leads Derpy to the kitchen, stopping at the table where a bowl of apples is seen.

Derpy grinned goes over the Apple bowl and grabs one. "Observe... we place the apple in the super-duper apple peeler 9000..." She popped the apple inside the peeler. "A few simple twist of the two halves, and..." After several twist as she demonstraits she pops the peeler open. "Voila! A perfectly peeled apple... courtesy of the super-duper apple peeler 9000.

"Amazing!" Applejack said, genuinely impressed by the device's performance.

"Why's it amazing? She's had lots of practice." Rarity said cheekily. "Let me see if I can do it!" She asked Derpy.

"Certainly! Be my guest!" She hands the peeler to Rairty.

The fashionista mimics what Derpy did as she puts an apple in the peeler, and with a twist and turn of the device... "What do you know, I did it!" She brings out the apple out of the peeler perfectly peeled.

"Let me do one!" Applejack did so as well. After several tries, they both peeled all the apples in the living room.

Derpy was impressed and took out her notes then asked... "How many do you want to order?"

Upon asking that, Rarity looked at her with a troubled look. "Who needs them 'em now? We've peeled all our apples." She said, showing Derpy the peeled apples.

"Now, what're we supposed to do with all these peeled apples?" Applejack looked at them confused. Then, Derpy had an idea.

"How about a Apple Muffins?" She suggested, with twinkle in her eyes.

Both Rarity and Applejack looked at each other, then with a nod they both agreed to what Derpy suggested. Derpy smiled widely and heads to get some bowls and a large spoon. "Let's see... I'll need cinnamon, sugar, butter..." Derpy asked Applejack for several materials and ingredients .

"Coming right up, your chefness!" She giggled at that, then gathers what she asked for.

After a while, Derpy starts making the muffin batter, plus squashing the apple bits to a more bite sized portion... she added the bits of apples in the batter and gets the muffin molder as she pours some in each hole.

"You're quite the expert in this thing, miss..." Applejack said, leaning over to observe Derpy's work.

"Just one of my many talents..." SHe boasted a little, smile at her as she finishes off. "Ah!Beautiful! All ready for the oven." She presented the finished uncooked batch.

Rarity looks at the table filled with spilled butter and flour. "Who's going to clean up this mess?" She asked the latter.

Derpy nodded and puts the tray of muffins inside the oven to cook. "Why don't you two relax in the living room? In the mean time, I'll clean up and leave everything exactly as I found it!" Derpy claims as she wipes her hoof off with a cloth. She goes back in the kitchen and starts cleaning...

Rarity and Applejack both giggled as they both sit back down at the couch. "Aren't we awful? Doing that to Derpy?" Rarity said, cheekily.

"B-bakin' muffins for us and now cleaning up the kitchen." Applejack added, giggling as she talks. After several minutes, a sweet aroma of the muffins filled the living room. "Mmm! Smells delicious!" Applejack sniffed, nearly floating in air by the fragrant aroma.

"She is good..." Rarity sniffs the air as well, her horn glows pink at the intoxicating aroma. After a while, Derpy comes out of the kitchen and calls them both. "Okay ladies! All done!" She bows and points them to the former messy kitchen.

Applejack and Rarity both came in together and sees the kitchen was now spotless... cleaned top to bottom. "Wow, you did a fine job! For that, you may have a muffin." Rarity offered, but before they can say another thing, Derpy hands them a bill and the muffin tin.

"I already did! The muffin tin is just the way I found it... empty!" She picks up her suitcase, gave 10 of the apple peelers to Rarity and asked the payment from Applejack. Rarity has no choice but to pay her since she DID after all cleaned the kitchen... at least for the trouble.

"I...I can't believe she ate all nine muffins!" Applejack looked at the muffin tin, spotless...

"I can't believe I bought ALL her peelers!" Rarity and Applejack both stunned at that. Thinking that they can pull a fast one on the ditsy pony, but instead... they were both been double fooled by one ditsy pony... Derpy Hooves.

(8:05 PM)

A peaceful summer evening in Ponyville, and Trixie the showmare had her chance to show off her talents again... but she never expected to perform along with Twilight and the rest of her friends. Worst, Twilight's name was next to the groups title. Trixie was furious at that... she was not about to perform in the name of her rival. She demanded to Twilight that SHE has to be the main star of their show... Preventing any more conflict, Twilight nods and gave her what she wanted but hasn't told the others yet. Twilight also approved to change the banners name and as well as the posters to something more that Trixie liked.

In a In the stage near the town square after several modifications before the show, a huge sign is seen on top of the stage that reads. "TRIXIE AND THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, featuring TRIXIE!" Their performance was a dance show, dedicated for the founding of Ponyville and it's festival of the Harvest Moon.

"Is this the way you wanted, Ms. Trixie?" A stagepony asked the showmare, as he arraged Trixie's name at the banner.
Trixie puffed her cheeks and shouted. "NO! I wanted my name in BIGGER letters!" Trixie demanded.

Rainbow Dash and Rarity saw this and went to confront Trixie. "What's with this ego trip of yours, Trixie?" Rainbow Dash demanded, pointing at the huge lettered name beneath the original show's name.

Trixie raised an eyebrow and looks at her. "it's no ego trip! I'm actually being modest!" She said, pointing at their title. "You'll notice that my name appears below the Elements of Harmony!" Trixie laughed and went off to check on the other props.

Dash was infuriated at this and decides to look for Twilight. She found out where the purple unicorn was and burst in to the dressing room shouting. "Twillight! Have you seen what "Ms. Super Star" is doing?" She said, hovering on top of Twilight.
Twilight sighs and looks at her. "Cool it! I know!" She rolls her eyes at her multi-colored friend. "It's okay with me! She's got my permission."

"Have ya gone off your rocker?!" Applejack looks at Twilight in disbelief.

Twilight sighs once again and explains. "Trixie claimed that it was unfair for the group to use my name! he says I wind up with all the credit!" Twilight said, as she stands up and heads to get a comb on the drawer.

"But you're the one with the responsibility!" Rarity said, afraid that Twilight has been threatened to make Trixie in the headline of the whole show.

"And you'll have all the headaches!" Pinkie Pie added.
Twilight grabs the comb and looks out to the stage and observes Trixie. "If she wants more attention, she can have it!" Twilight said with a smile.

Outside the stage area... fan-colts of Trixie, about several dozen saw that she was back in the spotlight and was the star of the dance group... they all squealed and squaked like fan-mares.

"Look!, boys! Trixie's got top billing!" One of the fan-colts shouted.

"She's really a superstar now!" Another fan-colt cried out pointing at the poster pasted on the wall.

Meanwhile, Trixie grabbed her cape and hat and sets out to have a break on the constant ordering on the stageponies and after the first show... "I'm going for a soda... I'll be back in time for the next show." She told them and went off.

After several minutes, she returns to the back of the stage carrying a pack of soda for her pony dance partners. While Trixie was about to enter when a group of colts surrounded her smiling brightly. Trixie smirks as she knew who they were... "Ah, my public! You guys want an autograph of The GREAT and TALENTED Trixie?" She asked, but the colts shook their heads, thinking of taking something else from her.

"Nah! Autographs are only for teeny-boppers." All of a sudden they start to grab her. "We want souvenirs!"

Trixie was over whelmed by the group of crazed fan-colts. "H-hey! Let go!" She tries to struggle out of their grasp, but it was a loosing fight. After taking somethking that interested them, the group ran off along with some of Trixie's property leaving her dazed and staggering to maintain her balance near a wall.

"I got her hat! It'll look nice in our clubhouse once we matle it to the wall!" One of the colts shouted.

"I got her cape!" Another colt yelled, while they all ran towards the next block.

Trixie sat down on the ground, trying to figure out what just happened. "U-ugh... w-why would they... Do that to me?!" She was about to go back to the stage when she spots another group of ponies, and this time... they're fillies...

"Look, girls! It's one of the Elements of Harmony! All alone and unprotected!" One of the fillies cried out...
Trixie's eyes narrowed upon hearing that... "O-oh, no! it's another fan club!!" Trixie was about to teleport out but she was snared by a magic lasso. "N-no!!" She yelled as she was a sitting duck out in the open.

"LETS GET HER!!" A filly shouted as the group ganged up on her.

One by one they lunged at Trixie, tearing her fur out, and her remaining accesories and pieces of her dignity. The girls mugged her and tossed her to one group after another, getting what ever their hooves can get... After three more groups, Canterllot guards saw her being literally stripped down to her fur came to assist and resced her just in time before the fur on the bottom half of her body was ripped out, revealing much more than the fans bargained for.

Half an hour has passed and Twilight was worried for Trixie. "Gee, I hope she's alright... it's been half an hour since she left."

"Don't worry, I'm sure she's just out there signing autographs." Rainbow Dash replied, sitting on top of some boxes.
Just then, the back stage door opened and the two guards carried her inside... tattered and nearly furless...

"W-wha~ TRIXIE!" Twilight ran to her side. "What happened to her?!"

"Dear me... was she mugged?" Rarity asked the guards.

"Worst than that." One of the guards said.

"He was attacked by a band of roving souvenir hunters!" The second guard said, as they laid her on the floor to regain her pride and composure, but not entirely.

"She's in terrible shape!" Rarity said, genuinely worried about Trixie now.

"She'll never be able to make the next show!" Pinkie frowned at that thought.

Trixie shook her head to try and get her vision back... she then looks at Twilight then replies. "D-don't worry! I'll make the next show." Trixie said in her usual boastful tone, but instead of going back to the main stage, she picked up a white paint can and brushed her name off of the Stage Banner using her remaining magic. "B-but first, I've got to get my name off these signs..." Trixie said, as she does so...

Twilight smiled at that and gave her friends a nod and the look of "I told you so" in her eyes... And from then on, the performance of the group was flawless... Trixie learned that if she wished for something, she should be prepared for the consequences in the future after that...

Tuesday

(Canterlot High)

2:39 PM

Today it’s somehow a free day, and five friends are off to hang out together. These were Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Babs Seed and Silver Spoon. School was suspended on account of an accidental fire was aroused during a class that spread along the classrooms.
Silver Spoon was eating a hotdog while the rest walks along. As she takes small bites, she somehow dropped it my accident.

In a burst of speed, Scootaloo slides her hand under the falling stick of hotdog to catch it. Unfortunately, the pointed end of the stick impaled her hand. In reaction, she tossed it up as she grips her hand in pain. The stick was airborne again as Applebloom, this time, tried to catch it.

But… it happened to her as well, as the pointed end of the stick stabbed the palm of her hand making her toss the hotdog straight up as well.

With two down in the front, Babs too saw it about to fall and rushes forward and slides in front to intercept the stick of hotdog, slapping it back to her friends, preventing it to reach the dirty pavement. But didn’t actually think of its trajectory and instead heads towards a bystander.
And by bystander, I mean Diamond Tiara, who happens to cross the road from the other side to supposedly meet up with the five. The hotdog slapped across her face without warning and got ricochet off of her. Surprised and slightly in pain, she screams as the hotdog flew right into another bystander and slipped into the back of her neck. It was Roseluck.

Roseluck cringed at the feeling of something moist and soft that suddenly dipped its way into her shirt. “Ew! A bug!” She screams and tries to get it off. Fortunately, she managed to grab the thing and gave it a hard toss, unknowingly it’s just a stick of hotdog. With force like of a baseball player, she threw it back with the pointy end of the stick towards the five.

The stick flew like a deadly projectile and hits Sweetie Belle straight to her chest as she cringed in pain by the sudden impalement. Of course the stick didn’t went inside her, as it just bounced off of her blouse and finally fell on the ground with the half eaten hotdog still intact.

Apple Bloom, Babs Seed and Scootaloo looked and gasped at it. Failing to protect her food from being wasted, while Sweetie Belle hunched down and grips her entire body from the sudden pain caused by the stick. She wasn’t bleeding or anything though. But still, the food was wasted.

Silver Spoon sighs and frowned, picks it up and said…. “Whatever…” and starts eating it anyway.
The three who tried to save it, gave a funny look at her and said in their minds, “We went through all that for nothing!”
“We should have let it fall…”

3:50 PM.

It was about four o’ clock, and three teenage boys were bored and got nothing to do after a day of exams. These boys were Shining Armor, Braeburn and Flash Sentry.

Two of them decided to go to Shining Armor’s house, since it was closer to the school. There the latter played games for several minutes, when Flash Sentry suddenly asked something out of the blue. “Hey Brae…” He started. “On the math exam, what did you put for number four?”

“Does comparing answers even matter now?” Breaburn said in a bored tone kind of way.
“Go home already, you guys!” Shining Armor yelled out. “You’re always hanging around my house. Don’t you have anything better to do?”

“Don’t yell, Shine. We’ve got time to kill after out final period exams, so whatever.” Flash Sentry replied to him as he puts down his game controller and stood up to pick his bag off the floor. “Fine, I’ll leave then.” He said then heads for the door.

“Jeez.” Shining Armor then lay down on the floor to relax. Just as Flash was about to open the door, he stops for a few moments, then spoke. “Hey, Shine. I was just wondering… what do you think of skirts?”
Braeburn, who was reading something, closed the book and said, “Let’s not even go there, man. First of all-”
“Don’t start an argument now!” Shining Armor intercepted their brooding debate. “Go home already!”

“But it’s just a roll of cloth around your waist!” Flash said, making a gesture of wearing it.
“It doesn’t hide anything, I suppose.” Breaburn speculated.

“No, no… it’s a splendid piece of clothing that’s been around since the Middle Ages!” Shining Armor said, lecturing them about it all of a sudden. But to no avail.

“Even so, you walk around with your underwear exposed! I could never do that!” Flash reasoned, trying to cover his lower body with his shirt like he’s privates really was exposed.

“It leaves you defenseless, and it’s shameful!” Braeburn said, doing the exact gesture as Flash is doing.

“Calm down.” Shining Armor said, looking at the two fools making a scene.

Breaburn stood up from his demeaning state and turns to Shining Armor. “Hey, bro…” He started, as if hesitating to say something to him, but did it anyway. “Can we borrow your sister’s skirts?”

“Wh-What!?” Shining Armors eyes pops wide. “Of course you can’t!”

“I found it.” Flash said, holding three pairs of skirts in his arm like a towel from a waiter would.
Upon seeing those, Shining Armor’s jaw drops. “She’ll kill you!”

“And something else, too!” Flash claims and tosses the skits to the air. Raised both hands, and slams them shut as the skirts dropped to the floor. But wait… as he opens his palms, a pink cloth sprung out of it… It was a panty!

“You’ve done your training!” Breaburn yelled in excitement.

“That’s my little sister’s underwear, dude!” Shining Armor panicked.

“Rest assured. It’s tit for tat.” Flash grins. “I left my underwear behind in its stead.”
At this point, Shining Armor doesn’t know whether to puke or to become annoyed… or both? “You’re such an idiot!”
“Alright, hurry and put it on.” He tossed one to Shining Armor.

“What, we’re gonna wear them!?” Shining Armor said in astonishment, and didn’t expect them to make him wear it. He watched the two put it on… but in the wrong place. They stuck their head into the two skirts, making it more into a muffler than clothing through the waist of a girl.
The two was dumbfounded on how to put on the skirts, which they apparently didn’t know. “Hey, aren’t we supposed to put these on from the bottom?”

“She’s really gonna get mad at me so cut it out!” Shining pleaded to the two.

Just as Flash was about to wear it right, he stops… and gasped. “Our leg hair!” he looks at Shining Armor who has one of the skirts on his shoulder. “What are we gonna do about our leg hair?”

“It doesn’t matter!” Flash called out in reply.

“Idiot! It’s fine to have leg hair!” Shining Armor protested.

“What?!” Breaburn looks at the two confused.

“What was that, you bastard?” Shining came at Flash who struggled with him.

“What’s your problem!” Flash finds himself at Shining’s grip about to throw down.

“Stop! Stop it!” Breaburn gets between the two. “It doesn’t even matter anymore, so just put them on already!”

“Did you really want to wear it that much, you pervert?” Shining yelled at Breaburn.

“Calm down! I’m just sick of trying to reply to this idiotic topic!”

After that short fused scuffle, the three had agreed to just get the debate over with, and wear them in separate rooms and show each other how they look after. “Well then, I’ll take this corner.” Shining Armor went to the adjacent room.
“I’ll be over here…” Flash went to the bathroom.

Which leaves Breaburn alone in the middle of the room. “W-wait! Are we seriously doing this?!”
“It was YOUR idea, nit wit.” Shining Armor snaps back, as he closes door to the adjacent room. With a sigh, Breaburn went outside the room to the hallway and got changed there.

After a few minutes of silence… “Did you put it on?” Breaburn asked the latter.

“Yeah.” Shining Armor’s voice said weakly.

“Somehow.” Replied Flash.

Shining came out first, then Flash… and finally Breaburn.

Which to Breaburn’s surprise, when the two DIDN’T actually wore the skirts, making him the only one who’s wearing them in the room. The two looked at Breaburn with a grin on their faces, nearly busting a gut.

Breaburn, slowly catch up to what just happened and glowed red with embarrassment, and without a word, he grabs the office chair that was near him and brandishes wildly at the two traitors of a friend he had. “DIE!!!” He yelled. But of course, he didn’t manage to him any of them, and just gave up, tossing the chair down somewhere on the floor and kneels down in defeat. “L-Let’s just go home already!”
The two, who looked at Breaburn curiously, checks out his outfit. “It suits you pretty well.” Flash commented. “Couldn’t you earn money doing this?”

“Yeah, if you’re abroad. But we’re in Canterlot.” Shining disagreed.

“Well, not like that at least.” Flash said, while looking at the shy-stricken sucker.

“Really?” Breaburn looked at the two, curious at the legibility of what they said.

“it looks good, really.” Flash nodded in agreement.

“N-no way.” Breaburn said now with a smug look on his face.
“I’m not kidding, you look really good! Have more confidence.” Flash insisted, making Shining Armor nearly laugh as he effortlessly hid it from Breaburn.

In that same moment. Twilight, Shining Armor’s sister, just got home from school after her several activities had been done went toward her room when she hears her brother and his friends voices echoing through the hallway.

Breaburn poses for them, trying to look adorable like of a high school girl. “That’s it!” Flash yelled in glee. “That’s great, Breaburn! You not only agreed to this, but your personality too!” Flash continued, as Shining Armor whistles in the background.
“What happened to your testosterone? Let’s turn it up a notch!” Flash suggested.
Curious, Twilight stopped by her brothers door and opens it without any warning… and finds that her clothes…

…and underwear…

Are being played by Shining Armor and his friends…

And was caught red handed wearing her bra… and Flash holding up her panties.

The three stared at the figure at the doorway for a few minutes before realizing who it was… and released the most ghastly of screams they could muster and the faces of horror they could conjure up from the pits of hell.

Twilight’s expression became dim, and slowly walks over the three… “What’s wrong? Don’t stop now…” She said in a monotone voice. Devoid of any signs of neither surprise, nor anger… probably worst.

“S-Sorry!” the three managed to blurt out.

The last thing they heard was a loud “CLANG!” before they blacked out… only to find the next day naked outside the street, and was gawked at by pedestrians.

Wednesday

Wednesday.

(Ponyville.)

Pinkie Pie, normally the energetic one, sits alone in her room, reading a book. The air from the late afternoon brought a brisk sense of comfort throughout her room. As she flip pages off the book, she looks up and said to herself… “What am I reading?”

6:00 P.M
That evening, three young fillies hang out at their tree house and starts discussing on what they’ll do tomorrow. Since they’re no longer black flanks, they’re figuring out on what sort of activities that’ll suit their needs without doing them altogether. In that time, their ideas were blank…

Until there’s only one thing went to their minds at the moment… humor.
“So here’s what I think.” Scootaloo started. “Why are parasprites even alive?”

“That’s pretty mean.” Sweetie Belle laughed.

“Did something happen?” Apple Bloom asked curiously.

Scootaloo taps the floorboards and replies. “They’re aren’t even fun to watch, right?” She looks outside the window and sighs. “If anything, they’re just depressing. Despite their cuteness and destructive attributes.”

“Well, we’re ponies, so I don’t really get it, but I think they try just to live peacefully without getting disturbed.” Sweetie Belle said to her pegasi friend.

“Yeah, that’s true.” Apple Bloom agreed. “They spend all day eating anything in their path, if they’re in a mood for it or if they just don’t like something, I guess.”

“You say it like it’s not your problem. What if they return to town and start that incident again? Back then, they literally nearly ate everything in town!” Scootaloo looks at the two. “And worst, I think they’re nesting near the club house!”

“Let’s go and check it out!” Apple Bloom suggested with a grin on her face. And before the other two can even stop her, Apple Bloom already ran outside and yells. “PARASPRITE!!!” and searches at the side of the club house.

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo franticly stops Apple Bloom from disturbing the alleged parasprite living near their tree house and create another chaotic event in town. “Aw come on, what would a small parasprite do? There’s three of us one of it! We can handle this if it’s here.” Apple Bloom reasoned.

Knowing her, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo just went along with Apple Bloom instead of stopping her. They searched and searched for almost half an hour until they found a small burrow. “It must be here.” Scootaloo guessed as she hunched over it.

Scootaloo peeks inside but it’s too dark to see anything. “Hey, bug!” She shouted inside. “Come out of there!”
“Yeah, bug! Get outta there, we wanna play with ya!” Apple Bloom yelled as well, calling out the insect from inside. “Shoot, I think it’s not home.”

“Wait, let me reach in there!” Scootaloo shoves her hoof inside the hole.

“Uhh, I don’t think that’s a good idea, Scoots…” Sweetie Belle warns, but Scootaloo didn’t listen. Instead, she kept on shoving it in deeper until something grabs her.

“Yeouch!” Scootaloo jerks her hoof out in surprise.

“W-what, what’s wrong? What happened?!” Apple Bloom asked in a worried tone.

“Something grabbed me!” Scootaloo looks at the two shivering. She then got her bearings again and looked back at the hole. “Why you sneaky little runt. C’mere!” Scootaloo jams her hoof again inside and grabs whatever it is and attempts to pull it out. “Nngggh!!! Darn, you’re a feisty one!” Scootaloo tries harder to pull. “You two could jump in, if you feel… like… it!” She said to the two spectators behind her, as they quickly joined to pull the creature inside the hole.

They heaved with all their strength until the hole starts to bulge and crack as a huge thing emerges out slowly from the ground. With their eyes closed from pulling it out, they didn’t see right away the monstrous parasprite that popped out of the ground. At last they felt the thing got out as they opened their eyes to behold the thing they’ve uncovered…

Towering over them was an enormous shadow of a creature they didn’t expect.

Is a large…

… Bigger than life…

Parasprite.

Their jaws dropped wide. They are both astounded, and terrified at the same time.

Before it flew away into town.

“Weeeeee’re dead.” Sweetie Belle remarked with an odd smile drawn across her face, and sweat pouring like waterfall.

“Yuuup…” Apple Bloom replied, also with the same facial expression and watery sweat falls on her forehead.

“Let’s say we didn’t saw it… and say we’re not here…” Scootaloo suggested, immediately got a reply from the two fillies beside her, as they ran and hid.

From that day… all flowers are eaten, and houses have been chomped. No ponies were harmed during that day the King Parasprite got loose… and there were no substitution and clones of the beast were ever reported… as for the fillies?

They got away, scot-free….

That day was utter nonsense… even for them.