Heroes For Equestria: Strange World

by CSFORLIFEFUL

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Comedy, Adventure, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 4298

After the war, Equestria now return to it's peaceful state thanks to the three brave heroes. Years later, a new threat from the paramilitaries, the descendants of King Sombra's loyal soldiers, now force the three heroes to once again load t

Sorry about deleting the sequel, but it wasn't meant to be. So here's the real sequel.

After the war, Equestria now return to it's peaceful state thanks to the three brave heroes. A years later, a new threat from the paramilitaries, the descendants of King Sombra's loyal soldiers, now force the three heroes to once again load their guns and raise hell. But this time, the fight won't be in Equestria.

Published 2013-11-08 15:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-26 15:04:22 UTC

Not Enough Problems

Equestria Military Base
"I'm going to say this again..."

A human, named Joshue Mills, walks through the hallway along with a unicorn colt, Shining Armor.

"... The Crystal Kingdom is like a tiny ant hill. And with the rebels started making friends with the Frozen North paramilitaries, there's no telling when they will make their move." said Josh.

"I tried telling Cadance about this, but she said her kingdom's not ready for such weaponries." said Shining Armor. "Plus, reports of rebels making relations with the paramilitaries as been around for a year, how come they haven't started attacking yet?"

"It doesn't take a day to plan an attack. They took that long so it makes us feel safe. The next thing you know, they'll be spraying leads at the city. Spears and shield aren't gonna help."

"I know you're not gonna like my idea, but I suggest we set up temporary base there just incase-"

Interrupted by an alarm, Josh and Shining Armor starts running to the control and command room.

"What the hell just happen!" said Josh.

"We have paramilitaries attacking the Crystal Castle! They got a chopper transporting troops!" said a soldier.

"Get a chopper ready! I need troops in that area now! Shining Armor, you stay here and keep the show running!"

"What about you?" said Shining Armor.

"I'm getting my rifle.."

Crystal Castle

Troops of Crystal guards form up in the hallway, readying for an attack. The paramilitaries storm the hallway, shooting the guards with assault rifles, clearing a way to a room.

Then, a dark colored unicorn approaches the room, "Blow the doors, kill anypony who's getting in our way."

One of the troops sets up a breaching charge and blows the door open, killing the guards that are barricading the doors. Upon entering, Princess Cadance attack one of the troops, flashing bright lights to confuse them, only to have a gun pointing at her from the unicorn.

"Quite an entrance you got here, your highness."

"You are not getting the mirror, Blacktails! You will have go through me first!"

"Love to," Blacktails swings his gun at Cadance, knocking her out, "But I'm a in a hurry." , before approaching the mirror.

Cadance recovers, but got handled by troops. "The gateway will only open once every thirty moons. You attempt was nothing but a waste of time!"

Blacktails smiles, than glares at Cadance, "Perhaps you still don't know, your highness. My great grandfather was the one who built the gateway before he decided to fight for King Sombra." Blacktails than gets back to the mirror. "Than he passes on his knowledge to my grandfather, then he passes on to my father and then to me. Do you know what this means, your highness?"

"No... This can't be!"

"That's right. That means I can open the gateway whenever I want!" Blacktails's horns started producing a dark magic than shoots at the mirror, creating a portal.

Then, a hood comes out, revealing an elderly unicorn.

"Blacktails. My son."

"Father. It's been along time. Enjoying your stay on the other side?"

"I made lots of friends. Looks like you handle the family legacy very well."

"Thank you, father."

"Sir, we got company." a soldier.

"Right! We take this mirror with us! Get that chopper ready!" orderd Blacktails

"Yes sir!"

"No! You can't do this!" said Cadance.

"Why? This mirror do belong to my family, does it?" said Blacktails.

The two left the exchausted alicorn along with the mirror. Not before long, Equestrian armies made it into the room and recover the princess.

"Your highness, are you hurt?" said the soldier.

"No. I'm fine. But you have to stop them! They got the gateway!"

"Bravo Two! We got intel on paramilitaries with stolen artifact! Take them down and retrieve artifact!"

On the other side of the castle...

"Affirmative! We have eyes on artifacts! They are making their to the balcony!"

The paramilitaries carefully carries the mirror into safety while underfire by Equestrian armies.

"Igor! Get them off our tail!" ordered Blacktails.

Then, a huge earth pony with a heavy machinegun fires at the Equestrian armies, taking down all of them.

"Bravo Two! Come in! Bravo Two, are you still there!"

Meanwhile, Josh is on a Little Bird flying above the castle when...
"Sir, we lost contact on Bravo Two! Repeat! We lost contact on Bravo Two!"

"Sir, I just got eyes on enemy chinook transporting the artifact!" said the pilot.

"Track them that chopper down! Bravo One! You are to secure the area and provide medical help for Cadance!"

Following his orders, the pilot chases the chopper while Josh fires his M16 sniper rifle at the rotor wings but misses, alerting Blacktails.

"Who's that?" said his father.

"Just someone I really hate!" Blacktails fires a mounted M60 at the Little Bird, killing the pilot and damaging the rotor wings.

The chopper than looses control and Josh hangs on before crash landing to the ground. He gets back up and exited the downed chopper, staring the the enemy chopper flying away from sight.

"Josh, this is Shining Armor! What's the status on the artifact, over?"

"They got the artifact!"

"Dammit! What about Cadance, is she okay?"

"She's fine."

As the paramilitary completely gone from sight, Josh kicks the downed chopper in frustration.

Canterlot
"With the mirror in their hands, who knows what evil they will do.." said Princess Celestia, facing Josh.

"The castle is badly damage and we suffered severe casualties. Why's the mirror more important?" said Josh.

"You may not this, but Princess Twilight once walk through the mirror and venture into the other realm to retrieve her crown."

"Twilight?... So that mirror is a portal?"

"Yes."

"But a portal to where?"

"I never seen the realm, but Twilight as witness it herself."

"Why the hell do I not know this?"

"Because," the door to the throne opens slowly by Twilight, now a princess, "You weren't there when that happen."

Princess Celestia and Josh looked at Twilight, walking towards them.

"Believe me, you have no idea what I've been through there." said Twilight, standing beside her husband, Josh.

"And you said it was just a normal princess summit," said Josh, "Now, about the mirror portal thing. Since Blacktails got the mirror, he is going to use it, right?"

"Correct." said Princess Celestia. "He and his family are the only ones who can open the portal with their magic."

" Josh, we have get the mirror back. The other world might be in danger." said Twilight.

"But he got the mirror. How are we gonna do this? We don't even have their exact location." said Josh.

"Look, you may not know this, but me and Shining Armor have been doing a little science experiment that can help us." Twilight levitate a file and give it to Josh.

Josh opens the file, then surprise with the content.

"This maybe our only way...." said Twilight, as she left the room

"Is there something else I don't know?!" said Josh.

"Captain. I want you to venture into the realm and stop them before it's too late. Bring Twilight with you. She knows the realm more than us." said Celestia.

"Your highness. I will do what is right."

"And bring your friends along. Perhaps it's time for the three of you to become heroes again."

"But they're retired, your highness. Do you want me to bring them along?"

"I have feeling that the heroes need to complete this task. The three of did ended the war, am I right?"

"Yeah. Atleast they got a great story for their kids."

"So. Will you call them back, captain?"

".... I'll see what I can do"

Gateway

A desert somewhere in Equestria
"Hey, we're going the wrong way! The base is that way!" said Josh to the pilot.

"Sorry, sir. I'm only taking orders from captain Shining Armor!" said the pilot.

"Well, where are you taking us!"

"Almost there!"

The pilot stops the chopper while in-air and hovers while waiting for a huge door opening on the desert bed.

"Holy shit!" yelled Kay, "I don't you guys have an underground base here!"

"Kay... I don't know any of this.." said Josh.

"I though you're the captain!"

"Just because I bring rifles to Equestria doesn't mean I know any of this!"

"This is Seirra 2-0. We have VIPs onboard, preparing to land." said the pilot to his comms, as he safely landed the aircraft on the helipad. The heroes set their foot on the ground and looks around where they're greeted by Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor.

"Kay. Yuri. Good to see you again." said Twilight to the two.

"You look very stunning, Princess Twilight." said Yuri.

"Just Twilight. We're friends, remember?"

"Da."

"Twilight... What is this?" said Josh in confusion.

"You are now inside The Cave, captain." said Shining Armor, "This facility is specially build for production of superweapons and creating magic with advance technology."

"Superweapons? Magic?"

"The weapons are still underdevelop. But when it comes to magic, we have ups and downs."

"But we succesfully create a portal which generates the same magical elements as the mirror." said Twilight.

"Come. We'll show you guys our latest invention." Shining Armor escorted the two, with Josh and Twilight walk together behind them.

"A little science project, uh?" said Josh.

"It's my brother's idea. I'm just helping him out." said Twilight. "Besides, you're too busy monitoring rebel activity to notice."

Front of them, Kay notice the two started arguing.

"Looks like the happy couple started it again." said Kay.

"Is it always like that?" said Shining Armor.

"Probably. Someone need to teach them how to love."

"Trust me, Kay. Cadance tried that."

"Speaking of love, the two ever had sex?"

"She never said anything about it, nor to Josh."

"I'll take that as a no."

After their argument, the two then joins the other three.

"Sorry for keeping you guys waiting." said Josh, "Now. Can you show us your little science experiment?"

"Sure. Right this way." Shining Armor leads them to a second chamber, which houses a large teleporter plugged to the main power source.

"Little science experiment? That looks like a big ass machine!" said Kay.

"It's more than just a big ass machine. It's a teleporter that generates the same energy as the original mirror. With the right amount of power that is." said Shining Armor. "Now, while we powering it up, you three should get ready."

"A'ight, where's the armory?"

Armory
Like a couple of kids in a toy store, Yuri and Kay oicked up any weaponry they can get their hands on.

"It's been awhile I smell scent of guns." said Yuri, "I've been smelling fabric since I help my wife with her boutique. It's good to stay away from it all. Not good for mind."

"This is just a start, man. In any moment, we're going to sniff burning lead and flesh." said Kay while carrying a M249, "This gun brings me back when I rob my first bank."

Then, Josh entered the armory to see them.

"Guys, I had a discussion with Twillight and-" Josh got cutted by Kay.

"Was it a discussion or an argument?"

"Let me finish. We had a discussion and I'm sorry to say this, but we can't bring heavy weaponry."

"Que?! Why!"

"Look, as much as I disagree with her, but I don't think bringing that much weaponry would be a good idea."

"And then you two had argument?" said Yuri.

"Can you guys stop- Yes, then we had an argument, and you and I know who won."

"Then what are we suppose to do?" said Kay

"I'm guessing we'll just bring smaller arms, like handguns. Concealable ones."

"Good thing I brought this beauty." Kay pulls his Deagle from behind which surprised Josh.

"W-where did you pull that out?" said Josh.

"Hey. It's concealable, right?"

"I didn't bring my gun. Can I hold this gun for awhile?" said Yuri while loading a TMP.

"As long as you guys don't fire the gun unless you have to!" said Josh.

"Hey, we know rules of engagement." said Kay.

"That reminds me," Yuri face his looks at Josh, "What are we fighting?"

"Paramilitaries," said Josh, "The rebel's been supply them with enough weaponry to start a war. Why they used the mirror, I don't know. But Twilight insist on going to the other world and stop them."

"Interdimensional warfare?" said Kay.

"We'll know once we're get there."

"Great. Now that's outta way, let's talk important matters now." said Kay.

Portal Chamber
As the portal powers up, the three heroes prepare themselves before Twilight joins them.

"I think it's better if I go along with you guys," said Twilight, "Trust me. It's a strange world."

"Exactly, how strange?" said Josh.

"Unbearablely strange."

"This is going to be fun" said Kay.

"Portal's ready! The gateway is open! You are clear to jump to the portal!" yelled Shining Armor.

"Let's haul ass!" Josh gives the orders and all of them jump to the portal and disappears.

"It works? I can't believe this at first, but it works!" said Shining Armor. "Get a chopper ready, I wanted to discuss security update for the Crystal Kingdom."

Author's Note

I know, it's been like months now and it's 2014 and non of those stuff in Back To The Future Part 2 are even made.

A Strange New World

"You know one of those days where everything start out normal, then the next thing you know, you're magically transported to another dimension inhabitated by talking sentient ponies? Guess that won't be the last time."
-Captain Joshua Mills-

"Josh... Josh, wake up.... Josh."

"T-Twilight? Is that you?" Josh slowly tried to open his eyes, only to see Twilight on top of him... In a different form. "Twilight?!".

"I-I know I look different like this.. But we're like the same now, right?" said Twilight.

"Yeah.. Only you're-"

"Yeah?"

"Well... We're not always that colored."

"I know. That might be the only differences." Twilight gets off of Josh to let him get up on his feet.

As he gets up and looks around, he notice that he's on a compound of a highschool.

"Twilight... Were the hell are we?" said Josh.

"We're in Canterlot High," said Twilight.

"Speaking of that, where's Kay and Yuri?"

"They just woke up." Twilight showed him where Kay and Yuri are recovering from the portal.

"Oh God, that's worst than being drunk." said Kay stroking his head.

"It's just like waking up in the morning, comrade." said Yuri as he stretches his body.

"... That's one reason why I don't drink, amigo." Kay gets back on his feet and wipes the dust of his shirt. "Where the hell are we?"

"Beats me." said Josh as he observes his surroundings. "Twilight, you this world we're in, right? Mind shedding light to this?"

"It's a strange world, but you might be familiar with." said Twilight. "I really wish you were here so I won't have to go all that trouble."

"So this is like a human world... Or human-like for that matter." said Josh.

"Your highness, I do not want to sound offending. But if this is human world, why is Princess Twilight purple?" said Yuri.

"Why? Doesn't look normal to you?" said Twilight.

"Da. But it's fine. Reminds me of a big green man who is strong!"

"Oh I know, The Incredible Hulk!" said Kay.

"Good american show!"

"Alright, let's get back to work..... What's our first move?" said Josh.

"Seriously? You don't know what to do first?" said Twilight.

"Got better ideas?"

"First move, find someone who can help us. Don't worry, I got friends here."

"Can we trust your friends?"

"You just have put your trust in this one." Twilight walks to the main door, "Let's get inside" as she opens the door to the school.

"Never knew this is part of the operation." said Josh.

Canterlot Highschool hall
"This is getting weird." said Kay as he walk through the crowd of students. "Why do I feel like I knew this people?"

"Why is that, comrade?" said Yuri.

"See that guy?" Kay points a guy with blonde and red jacket, " That guy looks like Big Macintosh."

"You're right. And that funny eye girl looks like the mailmare." said Yuri as he points at a crossed-eyed girl holding a muffin.

"That does look like her."

"There's plenty more of that. You'll two see more familiar faces." said Twilight.

"Who are we looking for?" said Josh to Twilight.

"Actually, I'm not sure where they are right now, but-"

"TWILIGHT!"

The voice came from a purple-haired girl running toward Twilight. "Twilight!" she approaches Twilight then gives her a long hug.

"Hooy na ny!" said Yuri.

"Twilight! I didn't know you came!" said Rarity.

"Well, I was just looking for you and-"

"There's no time! You have to come with me!" Rarity drags Twilight to a room, leaving the three behind.

"Well that escalates quickly." said Kay.

"Let's just see where she's taking her." said Josh.

"It's not quite finish, but it still look wonderful!" Rarity pulls up a dress and shows it at Twilight, "Tadaa! What do you think?"

"It's beautiful, Rarity. W-what is it for?" said Twilight.

"It's for the upcoming prom night! I got to get all the dresses ready for the big night. By the way, Flutt-" she's interrupted by the three entering the room. "Sorry, but we don't take request at this time."

"It's okay, they're with us." Twilight introduce them to Rarity, starting with Josh. "Rarity. This is my husband, Josh."

"Captain Joshua Mills. Nice to meet you, ma'am."

"Twilight. I didn't know you're married. And who's this?" Rarity change her attention to Yuri.

"Uh, Yuri. Yuri Kravchenko. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"It's a pleasue to meet you too. My, you look vey.. Masculine."

"Spasibo. I get that sometimes."

"Holla. My name is Carlos Eduardo Lopez."

"Nice to meet you. Now tell me, where do came from? I love your accent." Rarity completely ignores Kay.

"Un-fucking-believeble." said Kay.

Then, a door open and a fire-like haired girl came in. "Twilight. Didn't expect to see you. "

"Sunset Shimmer. It's ggood to see you again." said Twilight.

"Me too. And I wanna say thank you for saving me." said Sunset Shimmer.

"Oh, it was nothing."

"No, I meant it. Without you, I won't be able to know the true meaning of friendship."

"Of course. She's been a wonderful friend after that little incident." said Rarity as she gives Sunset Shimmer a huge hug. "Looks like there is good still inside her.". Sunset Shimmer blushed from the compliments.

"And I was about to put you where we put our most wanted." Josh steps forward, crossing his arms.

"Josh!" said Twilight in a stern voice.

"And I'm guessing this is the captain of the entire military forces?" said Sunset Shimmer.

"Half... Of the military forces." Josh then puts his hands on his hip while staring at Sunset Shimmer. "Given that there's something else going on in the other half."

"So, what brings you here, captain?" Sunset Shimmer strikes a smirk at Josh.

"I will brief you.. But.." Josh points a finger at Rarity, "She as leave the room. This is classified information."

"Excuse me!" Rarity gives Josh an angry look, "What makes you think you can just make me leave? Uh!"

"Let me handle this, comrade." Yuri pushes Josh aside. "Madame.." Yuri grabs her hands, "You really don't need to listen to this. I have more interesting topics I could share. I'm guessing you have more."

"Owh, of course" Rarity follows Yuri outside and closes the door.

"Alright, let's get down business. The Crystal Castle was attacked by paramilitaries lead by their leader named Blacktails." said Josh.

"Blacktails, uh? Though I never heard that name again." said Sunset Shimmer.

"He manage to steal one of the artifacts. The gateway to this world."

"But, how do you guys even get here?"

"We made a portal that brought us here. We don't know what their plans here but we have to stop them before it's too late."

"I think might know why he's here."

"Why?"

"Years ago, his father was castaway here as a punishment for his crimes againts Equestria. His ability to open the gateway was taken away so he won't be able to come back."

"So, how does he holding up here for years?' said Kay.

"He made himself up and start growing wealth through black market. He gather up followers and form the largest criminal organization called The Circle."

"But, how do you know all that?" said Josh.

"Cause.." Sunset Shimmer hesitates, before able to speak ".. before I was reform, I used to work with them. I was the one that gave the message to Blacktails from his father, before I stole the crown"

"And this asshole Blacktails can open the portal as well, si?" said Kay.

"Yes."

"And now he has the entire fucking army here, we should really get moving." said Josh.

"You guys can stay in my place for awhile. We can work there."

"Safe house. Check" Kay walk to the door, "Come on, let's get some action."
He opens the door, only to see Yuri having a french kiss with Rarity.

"Guess he got some action early."

Somewhere...
"You look like you've been very busy, father." said Blacktails, now in humanoid form, as he follows his father.

"It's not as easy as walking on two feet, my son. I build this empire so you and I can take over this world."

"Yes, I heard it from our old friend, Sunset Shimmer."

"How is she, anyway?"

"She was reformed , father"

"Too bad. I was thinking on getting you too together."

"It alright. My eyes are on the bigger prize."

The two stops infront of army of harmed criminals.

"Listen up! We have a new leader here! Meet my son! Heir to my empire!"

The crowd cheers while rising their weapons.

"Together! We shall make The Circle the most powerful foce to ever step foot on this world! An we shall be feared! Two leaders againts the world!"

"But there's only one room." Blacktails shoots his father in the head with his gun which shocks the crowd with the paramilirties appearing behind Blacktails.

"Now listen up! I am your leader now and you will do as I say! His time is up and it's time for new flesh to take over! I have a different plan then just taking over this tiny land! We shall take over his world and Equestria for our King!" Blacktails walks over his father's corpse and stares at the confused crowd. 'Or you want to follow my father as well."

The crowd then cheers for him despite the death of their old leader.

"We have weapons! Armies! All enough to bring this world and Equestria to it's knees! For our fallen king! King Sombra!"

Cheers from both the crowd and the paramilitaries roars around Blacktails.

"But first... We must hunt down the three heroes...."

Bringing The Badass Again

Ponyville
As the morning sun shines at Ponyville, Kay wakes up next to his pregnant wife.

"Morning, baby." said Kay to Fluttershy.

"Morning." said Fluttershy, still abit drowsy.

Kay gives her a kiss on the cheeks before stroking her swollen belly.

"It's due this month, right?" said Kay.

"What's wrong?" Fluttershy notice that Kay sounded worried.

"Nothing. It's just that.. I don't know if I'm ready yet."

"Kay. You're thinking too much."

"I mean, I don't know if I'm fit to be a father."

"You will, Kay. We'll raise our child together."

Then, the two embrace in a kiss before the sound of a chopper interrupted their moment and scared the critters in the cottage. Kay look through the window and saw Josh unboarding the chopper.

"JOSH! WHAT THE HELL MAN!" yelled Kay.

"Nice to see you too!" said Josh.

As he heard a knock on the door, Kay opens the door with Josh standing infront.

"It's been awhile." greeted Josh.

"Really now? A goddamn chopper?!" said Kay.

"Sorry for disturbing your day, but this is very urgent."

"Is it? How urgent?"

"So urgent that we need someone like you for the job."

"Well, get yourself a more better soldier. This one is retired."

"Really? What if I told you that Princess Celestia needs the three of us for this mission and Equestria is counting us again. Even Yuri is in."

"You really want me to go murdering again?'

"If that's what you think, then yeah."

Kay thinks for a second before deciding, "Let me get prepare first. I'll join you a second." Kay closes the door and Josh gets back to the chopper where Yuri is waiting.

"He's in?" said Yuri.

"He's getting ready. He'll be here any moment." said Josh. "By the way, why does Rarity got pissed off again?"

"Lastnight she found out that I didn't use protection. I'm going away while she cools down."

".... Riiight..."

Back in the cottage, Kay decide to break the news to his wife.

"T-they called me back... I'll be gone for... I don't know, I-"

Fluttershy kissed him before he can say anything.

"Becare out there. Come home safe." said Fluttershy after she's done kissing him.

"I'm just to afraid to miss the birth."

"It's only a few weeks left. There's still time." said Fluttershy before the two shared another kiss.

After waiting for minutes, Kay gets out of the cottage and walks towards the chopper.

"The hell took you so long?" said Josh.

"Gotta make it last, just incase." Kay boards the chopper and sits next to Yuri. "Should we got now?"

"Right. Let's move!"

"Roger!" the pilot replies and starts the aircraft.