"And lastly," Princess Celestia said, bringing the riding crop in a sharp arc across Twilight's flank to punctuate the important words, "I'm just disappointed that you didn't even exercise your usual scientific rigor and thoroughness."

Twilight horse princess Sparkle moaned into her bit gag, the ropes keeping her from raising her head more than an inch off the floor. Princess Celestia, largest horse boss of all the ponies, raised the riding crop high up in the air, using her magic to swing it fast enough to make it whistle when it sped toward Twilight Sparkle, princess of Ponyville's, upturned ass.

"You actually," Princess Celestia's perfect horse mouth was just visible out of the corner of Twilight Sparkle horse's eye, a little blurry through the tears running down her cheek, "Never"--smack--"measured"--smack--"Big Mac's"--smack--"Balls!" The force of the last hit almost knocked the horse princess of Ponyville over, but fortunately for the horse princess Twilight Sparke, her forehooves were tied to her rearhooves, and there was a rope between those that went to the big iron rings set into the stone floor, so she just wobbled a lot.

She mumbled something into her bit. Her magical wings were bound up tight to her side, and her tail was raised as high as it could go, held in place with more ropes so that she couldn't intercept the strikes with the crop.

The brilliant white shape of Princess Celestia moved more fully into view, until Twilight was looking up into the Princess's perfect pink eyes, and the Princess's shimmering, multicolored mane that was more beautiful than the aurora over the Crystal Empire at night. Princess Celestia sighed, her long, magnificent horn descending to barely touch Twilight horse's ropes, magically causing them to unravel.

"My faithful student," Celestia said, her crestfallen face making Twilight moan into her gag before it fell out of her mouth, "I really don't enjoy punishing you." Twilight horse flopped onto the stone floor, blinking slowly. "I didn't enjoy making you clean my hooves with your tongue to show you humility."

Twilight moaned a little, shifting her thighs.

"I didn't enjoy tying you up," another moan from Twilight horse, "or pushing you so forcefully against the floor," Twilight sighed, "Or raising up your tail and spanking you with this riding crop." Twilight bit her lip to keep from making quite so much noise as the riding crop clattered onto the floor in front of her nose.

"As a matter of fact, Twilight," Princess Celestia said, not really looking at her student (Twilight took the opportunity to really study the perfect shape of the Princess's neck as it connected to the perfect form of her jawline), "I'm afraid I may have accidentally struck your privates with some of those whippings," Twilight clamped her hoof in her mouth to quiet the moan that she couldn't entirely swallow. "And for that, I'm truly sorry," Celestia said, turning to leave.

Twilight just managed to gasp out a "Oh, that's really quite all right," trying to get a peek of the boss horse Princess's breathtaking nipples. "I definitely deserved it," she moaned as she orgasmed secretly onto the dungeon floor.

"Well, I don't want you to deserve it!" Princess Celestia said, turning sharply and striking the cobblestones with a hoof that, if you really looked at it, represented the absolute, platonic form of a hoof. Twilight horse Sparkle shuddered and rolled her eyes, moving her tail to cover up the wet spot behind her.

"Now get out there and don't fuck up this time!" Princess Celestia said. As her pure white coat and glorious golden sun mark disappeared from Twilight's view, she heard the Princess of all horse ponies declaim, "If you fuck up again, I'm going to punish you twice as hard! You have three days to get your shit together, Twilight Sparkle!"

Then there was a line break to signify a bunch of boring crap, like Twilight cleaning up and getting back to Ponyville.

"Spike, I've got to get back down there," Alicorn princess of Ponyville Twilight horse Sparkle said to her baby dragon slave. "It was the most amazing four days of my life."

"Gross, Twilight," Spike said, drawing wieners on the overleaf of some random history book.

"She was with me the whole time," Twilight said, sitting very gingerly onto a big pillow in the middle of the floor, "Like, the whole time, Spike."

"Gross, Twilight."

"The Princess would say 'If you act like an animal or a misbehaving child, then you'll be treated as one' when she made me pee in front of her, right there on the floor."

"Gross, Twilight!"

"And then I'd feel her magic wrap the ropes across my skin," Twilight purred, "and feel the sharp-"

"Twilight! Super gross!" Spike tossed the wiener book toward his master and owner, horse princess Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight just ignored him. The book didn't come anywhere near her. "And oh Celestia! I don't even know what she'll do next time! Maybe she'll make me drink her pee or-"

"Twilight!" Spike shouted, flailing his stubby little arms, "Alright! What are you trying to do again? If it'll make you shut up about all that gross stuff I'll do whatever you want!" He sobbed, "Like, even more than I already do!"

Twilight levitated an ice pack from the bucked next to her big soft pillow, and placed it against her flank. She fluttered her eyelashes. "I have to fuck up, but I gotta fuck up way worse. I want to make it so that she locks me down there for a month! I want her to make me her bitch!" Twilight moaned.

"Augh! Gross!" Spike moaned too, but not nearly the same kind of moan. "If you want to fuck up really bad, just ask all your friends what you should do, and then do all the things at once!" Spike said, hurrying into the kitchen, "And, uh, I'll get you a towel. You're uh, dripping."

"So I am," Twilight said, dabbing a spot of slick natural lubricant onto her tongue with her magical horse princess telekinesis.

"So I am."

Then there was a line break while Twilight talked to her very best friends, one at a time, of course.

The shy one said, "um, if you really wanna lick this thing, you need to diversify your sources of input. An open forum where the members can air their grievances without fear of reprisal is the best way to actively improve a community, um, I guess..." and Twilight made a note.

The fast one said, "You gotta have like, an awesome fanclub where everypony is goin' outta their way to kiss your hooves!" and Twilight made a note.

The hyper one said a whole bunch of things, mostly about parties but there was one coherent thing about how the kids in Ponyville don't really have a great place to hang out, and Twilight made a note.

The gorgeous one said, "Darling, to really be successful at this kind of thing, you have to put in your hours. Being beautiful, being an object of worship, requires not just practice, but hard work. If you want to succeed, you're going to have to really work up a sweat showing everypony that you deserve to be in charge." Twilight made a note, although she did get really distracted when the gorgeous one did a little spin and fluttered her eyelashes. She couldn't help but notice that the silky white coat of the gorgeous one positively gleamed in the sunlight, and her beautiful hair bounced against her shapely shoulder, her tail settling between her plump, curvaceous-

Twilight shook her head. She was on a mission, and she'd need the help of all of her friends.

After the last one had left, she turned to Spike.

"So, what do you think?"

"We haven't heard from Applejack yet," Spike said.

"Who?" Twilight asked.

Spike sighed and looked down at the notes. "So, what we need I guess, is a fanclub of children who you listen to decide policy and you gotta go big with it and prove to the children that you're the boss."

Twilight began rubbing her hooves together, her magical alicorn brain concocting all kinds of schemes. "Yes." She clicked her hooves together, "Yesssss." She tapped one hoof against her front tooth. "I think I have just the-"

Suddenly there was a knock at the door!

Spike hurried over to answer it, and saw Soarin, Ace Wonderbolt Extraordinaire, with his front hoof raised to knock at the door again.

"Uh, can I help you?" Spike asked, looking up at Soarin like he was an effin idiot.

"Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle home?" pegasus horse Soarin asked, tapping his back hoof against the step.

"Duh," Spike said, making that Pixar movie cover face and waving casually behind him, where horse princess Twilight was clearly visible on her huge pillow with an ice pack pressed gingerly to her flank and a towel conspicuously located directly behind her butt.

Soarin took a few nervous steps inside. "Well, uh," he stammered like an idiot, "can I talk to her, you know, privately?" he said, looking at Spike.

Spike closed the door, leaning against it. "Yeah, sure, whatever, go ahead," he said, not moving.

Soarin walked slowly up to the horse princess of Ponyville, glancing pointedly at Spike every now and again.

"What is it?" Twilight screeched, drumming her hooves together, "I've got scheming to do!"

Soarin held one hoof up next to his face, "It's kinda, you know, adult," he said. "Can we like, can you tell the uh," he glanced in Spike's direction a few times, "to, you know, get lost?"

Twilight rolled her horse eyes and gave a horse sigh. "Yeah, ok, whatever," she said, "Spike! Go downstairs and play."

Spike giggled and rain down the basement stairs.

"You'd better not draw wieners on anything though!" Twilight yelled after him.

"Awwwww maaaaaaaaaaayun!" Spike shouted back.

Soarin, Meanwhile, had come right up to horse princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville. He leaned his big horse face down next to hers, his horse breath smushing all over her own horse face.

"So, uh," Soarin said, blushing idiotically, "When you messed around with my balls and stuff, that was really hot."

"Hot," said Twilight, staring off into space and making a note.

"Do you wanna, like, gimme a quick jerkoff or somethin'?" Soarin asked, doing the universal jerkoff motion with one hoof.

Twilight wasn't really paying attention.

"Or like, mess around with my balls while I fuck this pillow or like, you know, whatever?" Soarin asked, poking the pillow a little bit with his hooftip.

Twilight gently pushed him out of the door with her magic. Her fat, sweaty magic. If she had been looking at him, she would have seen the obvious outline of his boner against his flight suit. She closed the library door with a slam, before a line break indicated both the passage of time, and a scene change.

Unicorn horse prince Shining Armor lay in his crib, his huge pink princess wife, alicorn horse Mi Amore Cadenza, rocking it gently with one hoof.

"It's not fair!" Shining Armor said, spitting out his pacifier, "Twilight was a giant cunt to me and showed everypony my balls and then made fun of my balls and I don't think anything bad even happened to her!"

Giant pink wife princess Mi Amore Cadenza nodded, levitating over the warm bottle of milk with her alicorn princess magic and putting the nipple of it up against his lips, "There there, Shiney-winey," She said as he suckled.

He pushed the nipple out of his mouth after the bottle was empty, burping when large horse princess Mi Amore Cadenza rubbed his back. "It's just not even fair!," he whined. "I want to teach her a lesson!"

Crystal Empress pony princess Mi Amore Cadenza took off her husband, Emperor Shining Armor's diaper, making a note in a notebook with "Love Experiments" written on the cover in puffy glitter pink t-shirt paint, and settled him into the bondage harness in the S&M station. She cracked the whip over his head, tightening the laces on her thigh-high black leather boots and gathering her hair into a tight, neat ponytail.

"Don't worry, my little pig-bitch slave," she said, inserting the double ended dildo gag into his mouth, "We'll get revenge on your sister right after I make you beg for my fat rubber cock like the worthless slut you are."

Shining laughed evilly around the fake horsedick in his mouth, his own penis straining against the chastity cage.

The final pagebreak was just a little bit ominous, but it totally indicated a scene change and the passage of time.

Princess Celestia had gotten a letter from the alicorn foundling that she'd put on the throne of the Crystal Empire, that being pink horse princess Empress Mi Amore Cadenza.

Princess Celestia, who was larger than horse Empress Mi Amore Cadenza, carefully unrolled the parchment, reading the letters with her deep, beautiful horse eyes.

"Dear Hottie," the letter began, the "i" written with a little heart instead of a dot, "Shining told me that T-light is doin some cray cray bidness and you gotta go handle yo bitches up in P-ville, ya heard?

"Number 1 Thundercunt, Cadenze" There was a line of "xoxo"s underneath, along with some glitter hearts.

Celestia carefully wrapped up the letter, depositing it gently into the fireplace. She sighed, a perfect expression of divine disquiet, and took wing.

Then, the last page break happened.

Shining Armor and Cadence were waiting outside Golden Oak library when the glorious wings of Princess Celestia, largest boss pony, blotted out the sun for just a moment, before the entire white, perfect body of horse Princess Celestia descended with perfect grace just outside the door.

"She's up to no good," said Shining Armor, whispering and pointing to the door. Cadence Empress petted him on the head with a hoof.

Celestia lowered her awe-inspiring horn, touching it to the door of the library. Shining Armor rubbed his hooves together. Cadence Empress Horse petted him on the head.

The library door gently opened like a demure ghost, and everypony there saw what was going on inside.

Twilight was reclining on her huge pillow in the middle of the library floor. In front of her, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom ran in circles, sweat dripping off their little filly hides. On the pillow throne with Twilight, Scootaloo was laying on her back, squirming uncomfortably as Twilight licked her sweaty little legs, leaving shiny trails of spit on the filly's tiny hoof.

"Oh, no! Princess Celestia!" Twilight moaned, throwing one hoof dramatically across her forehead, "You've caught me licking the sweat from the hooves of children! An obviously deviant and unforgivable practice!" She dramatically removed Scootaloo's sweaty hoof from her mouth while the other children ran in circles in front of her pillow throne. Applebloom asked Sweetie Belle if she had her cutie mark yet.

"That's right," said Spike under his breath, glancing at an invisible point of view, "'Lick,' 'hoof,' 'child,' and 'sweat' is what she took away from her friends' advice. Those are literally the only four words she wrote down."

Shining Armor cackled with glee. Princess Empress large alicorn pink wife Mi Amore Cadenza furiously scribbled notes in her "Love Experiments" notebook, Princess horse alicorn Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville rolled Scootaloo off of her pillow throne with one hoof before dramatically leaping to the floor.

"I have been caught!" Princess Twilight horse Sparkle declaimed. "Directly scrutinized, in flagrante delicto!"

Scootaloo said "Ow!" but nopony really gave a crap.

She crawled across the floor on her belly, wings spread to her sides, groveling before the perfect form of horse Princess Celestia.

"Please, my mentor! My goddess! I accept my punshments, as well-deserved as they obviously are!"

Shining Armor stopped cackling, "Hey, wait a minute," he said.

Sweetie Belle asked if she could stop running, but nopony paid any attention to that either.

Princess Celestia just sighed. "Twilight Sparkle," She said, rolling her eyes, "What am I going to do with you?"

"Punish me?" asked Twilight, looking up into Celestia's wondrous face with her most adorable expression.

"Well," Said Celestia horse Princess, tapping her perfect hoof against her perfect teeth, "I guess I really don't have a choice."

And with Twilight in tow, she flew all the way back to Canterlot castle, and over the complaining fillies, and the crying of Shining Armor, and the scribbling of Cadence, Spike thought that he could just barely hear Twilight whisper "Score" as she disappeared into the sky.

THE END

Author's Note

This chapter is full of intrigue and danger.

Art is from Autumn Bramble and used with permission