Celestia hates being a Princess. Ponies think of her too highly, and thus she never gets the chance to mingle, or find love. So, she decides to stop being a princess the only way possible; she hangs herself. However, she's a little confused when she seems to come to, and continue being alive.

She wakes up in a strange land, populated by strange bipedal beings. She meets one named Daniel Rogers. Daniel Rogers isn't normal. Time travel, evil future clones, evil future clones from the past, and running with scissors are all daily troubles for him. What he isn't prepared for is an Alicorn princess.
Note: Lots of coarse language and swearing.
Note 2: I'm going to be updating this story mostly when bored.