The good the bad the ponies?
Pewdie Woke up i a Heep shooting upward out of the bed he was sleeping in but then crashes with a GAH! Pewdie had bandages wrapped around his stomach to his arm it made him stiff but when he unwrapped himself he found no wounds not even a scratch. Pewdie stopped as he put his hand in front of his face except they wasn't hands they was hoofs. Pewdie the panicked once again but this time more historical. He began touching his face repeatedly then gave his nose a gentle tap but that wasn't a nose neither it was muzzle/snout. Pewdiepie was more freaked out then ever more freaked out then that time when he played one late night. Pewdie launched up again turned his head as soon as he was a bouts to start shouting random things he saw a barrel...with glasses...and had a sigh saying sup. Pewdie looked at the barrel for about 5 minutes...He finally flipped.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WHY AM I A DOG HORSE THING?! AND WHY THE FAHK IS THERE A BARREL IN HERE and.....WHERE THE HELL AM I!" Pewdie shouted as he took a breath after all that shouting.
"WHAT WHATS GOING ON IS SOMETHING KILLING YOU?" a Pony with a brown coat and spiked mane with the same as his tail. Pewdie looked at the unsuspected guess.
"Jesus Pewds you scared the crap out of me." the brown stallion said sitting down on a near bye chair.
"Who the hell are you?", said Pewdie more filled with fear and shock then anything else.
"Me? oh i'm just a local shocking isn't it ps your in Equestria,Ponyville you not dog or horse your a pony aaaand i'm Collin my real name" the brown mare like stallion said under one breath.
"Oh yeah yeah but why the Chuck Norris's noise hairs is there a barrel in here it wasn't there before?", said Pewdie looking more confused than ever now.
"Oh?" Collin said raising a eye brow and turning his head frantically until coming to a sudden halt "what barrel?" asked Collin
Pewdie looked around...there wasn't no barrel. Pewdiepie stood up he was a little wobbly at first but what do you expect hes a quadruped now BUT ANYWAY! Pewdie started to walk in to the bathroom of course he fell like 13 time Collin did nothing about it because he was in that same situation when he first came here. Pewdie walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror he saw a fist balled pointing outward on his flank he was still blond although his mane looked like junk as if Marzia hit him with a pan again. Pewdie was a standard earth pony no wings no horn just a plane old horse(ERM pony).he rotated a little to see the rest of him he looked like him only NOT HIM. Pewdie turned to Collin who was sitting on the couch apparently asleep and nuzzled in. Pewdie walked outside only to find out that there was ponies...ponies every where. Pewdie's left eye started to twitch (its official Pewdie has died and gone to hell what a shame.) Pewdie started to walk down the dirt road put on a fake smile and tried to look as friendly as possible so he wont get 'raped killed o o O maybe even mugged oh goodie' he thought only to be interrupted by a pink blur talking him to the floor.
"GET OF OFF ME YOU CRAZY SON OF A" Pewdie said only to get interrupted again as a another voice yelled except this time it belonged to a purple unicorn.
"Pinkie get off of him!" yelled the mysterious yet sudden arrival. The pink pony listened to the sudden voice.
"BUTTWILIGHTDOYOUKNOWWHATTHISMEANIMEANIKNOWWHATTHISMEANITSANOTHERPONYBUTNOTANYOTHERNORMALPONYBUTANEWNORMALPONYWHOHASJUSTARRIVEDHERE SOOOOOOO PARTY TIME! The pink pony said all under one breath but still managed to shout it. The purple unicorn looked at the pink pony with the wuuuuut? face but instead just face hoofed. Pewdie finally said something and this is what came out of his mouth 'Hi I'm Pewdie the YouTuber I'm guessing you don't have any computers oh and its ok that your friend tackled me. He said
"Oh no my apologies pinkie tends to get exited when she meets new ponies" the purple pony said with a smile
-REALITY-
"Who the brofisting nipple twisting most revolting shit ball are you?" said Pewdie backing up still on the floor.
"Brofisting nip revolting WHAT!?" The purple unicorn shouted out more confused probably even more than Pewds. Pewdie got up not even sure what he said. 'probably need to got check with the doc and ask if I have turrets' Pewdie thought to himself putting a hoof under his chin. Pinkie stared at Pewds and so did the purple unicorn.
"I am Twilight, Twi-" the purple unicorn was about to finish until Pewds interrupted her.
"Yeah yeah twilight sparkle element of harmony considering your the most pony all bronies put into there game I'm quite fond on who the hell you are. Pewdie said getting up and dusting himself off. Twilight was puzzled she had no clue on how he knew her what's a brony and do ponies actually put her into games? Pewdiepie saw Twilight confused.
He knew that twilight wasn't aware that she's from a little kids show
He knows that she doesn't know that he's from a alternate universe
How the hell can the pink one can talk so quickly yet sow loudly I don't really know
And she doesn't know what a brony is...great
Pewdie looked at the confused unicorn and spoke
"I uhh mean uh that your....FROM CANDYLOT! hehe" Pewdie said as he put on another fake smile.
GOOD JOB ME A+
Twilight put on a even more confused face.
"You mean Canterlot?" Twilight asked with a 'not amused' face Pewds nodded he was going to say yes but instead got talked again by a pink blur again.
"WHERE IS THIS CANDLYLOT YOU SPEAK OF!" Pinkie said narrowing her eyes on Pewdie's 'sort of looking down his soul. Twilight pushed pinkie off of him and stood on top of her (no shipping here hehe). Twilight narrowed her eyes and said 3 words
"Calm down NOW." twilight said flatly. Pinkie let out a small yet audible ok (yup no shipping here at all).
Pewdie started to sneak away but of course Twilight caught him levitated him and looked at the 2 slightly pissed off.
"You me Pinkie sugar cube corner nooow!" Twilight said still irritated
-Sugar Cube Corner-
"answers now" said Twilight annoyed the mane 5 was there also not including twilight since she's inte
"You know I have some muffins at home and tons of Bros waiting for me so I should probably-" said Pewdie slipping out of the chair but then got teleported back in it by twilight
"I'm sure you do I'm sure you are not having a good day but neither am I-" said twilight but got cut of by a giant explosion.
"what in da' hay was that?" asked Applejack chocked from the sudden noise
"Oh I hope it wasn't something to bad" said Fluttershy slowly hiding under the table
The mane six turned there heads to several more explosions. Pewds took this opportunity to run for it but as soon as he got out the back pantry room he saw barrels...barrels everywhere. Some exploding some giant ones rolling over ponies and some just sitting there about 50 ponies made it inside the sugar cube corner without it finally getting crowded. 'What the hell is going on!' Pewdie thought as he tried to make his way though the crowd in one piece. The sky was a weird color the houses and parks destroyed and the sky was a odd color. There was pony bodies just lying on the floor outside and there was tons a barrel on the roof (to make this more happy they were having a party). Tons of ponies in the room were all murmuring no stop some crying and some fighting. Then all of a sudden a golden/bronze pony wearing a long hoodie splitting were his flank starts the pants finishes the touch.
" Every pony just CHILLOUT!" said the very familiar voice that kept on gashing at the back of Pewdie's head. He went even quicker though the crowd and finally got to the middle of the sweet shop Pewdie looked up at the pony who's voice it belonged to and stuttered these words.
"S-s...Stephano is that... you?" Pewdie said quivering. The golden pony looked down from the table he was on and jumped down and said these 2 words.
"Elloz Pewdie" said the pony with a sly grin. "I've been waiting for you" he continued.
"NO your not~'" said Pewdie but Stephano quick put his hoof on Pewdie's mouth.
"follow me" he whispered as he let go of the shocked gamers mouth. And with that the golden pony shouted he and Pewds is going to fi what's going on as he ran through the door and into the barrel war field quickly trailed by Pewdie.
"Not on my watch" said the purple unicorn narrowing her eyes on the duo disappearing in the distance and dust. She then teleported.
-Ponyville road-
"Where are we going?" asked the confused Pewdie
"Pewdie I know a lot iz going on right now in your head but as soon as we get there I answer all your questions." Pewdie said in his usual accent. Pewdie looked down at his hoofs that were trotting 'didn't take long for me to walk eh?' thought Pewdie.
"HALT!" Said a familiar voice "I'm coming to, I know what the hell is going on so I'm coming" said Collin.
"ya sure fine just hurry the hell up because I need answers NOW!" said Pewdie getting very inpatient. Now it was a trio.
"Hehe everything is falling right into place this wont be long until I become ruler of the multiverse but that little Stallion Stephano and Collin is going to get in the way though. No worries ill just send in EvErYtHiNg -insert evil laugh here-
END OF CHAPTER 2!
"Ok Pewdie were here ask-" said Stephano once again got cut off by Pewdiepie
"WHAT IS GOING ON!" Pewdie shouted pointing is right hoof. "YOUR NOT REAL YOUR FAKE YOUR A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION YOUR FROM A VIDEO GAME AND WHY ARE THERE BARRELS DESTROYING EVERYTHING!" Pewdie said panting after that loud shout.
"Ok Pewdz ill tell you... The barrels want to kill you. You probably have the most random imagination in the entire world scratch that, universe! Pewdie if the barrels get a hold of your mind they can control you and take away all your memories and replace them with different ones and force those new memories to become reality" said Stephano stopping to take a breath from all that running and explaining. "You are now in a dream like world your in the real world still just not quite there all the way the time and stuff is all messed up for a lot of your imagination is coming back to haunt you. I'm a form of one of your memories/imagination fragments. The barrels will destroy every thing that get in there way of universe domination and you and Collin might be able to stop them but we might run into some problems but lets not get into some details."
"what do you mean by this kid can help." asked Pewdie pointing his left hoof at the brown Pegasus. Collin lifted one of his hoofs and sparks came out of it.
"I control electricity I use it as a weapon I also control lighting too.' Collin said with the I approve nod and pride to the proud look on his face.
"AAHA!." Shouted a familiar voice know to the trio that just witnessed to them was a jump scare
"Twilight!....Jabesus you scared me" said Pewdie recovering from the sudden shout.
"I knew you guys knew what was going on!" Said Twilight.
"Of course he knows but why would we tell any pony WAT THE HELL IS GOING ON its just going to cause more bucking Chaos!?" Shouted Collin and the now some what intimidated Twilight.
" Anyway Pewdz you have to listen to me your in danger and we don't know what's going on." said Stephano taking off his hoodie Showing Stephano (real golden statue human version) on his flank. Pewdie looked at it in shock.
"Stephano why are you on you but your you?" said Pewdie staring at the miniature Stephano.
"Inception Pewdz Inception." said Stephano putting it in his saddle bag but then its disappeared leaving behind the hoodie. Stephano picked up his hoodie off the ground and tied it around his ponified waist.
"Erm who cares about bags any~" said Pewdie but stopped when he heard some rustling in some bushes. then a pig zoomed out a rotted half ate killed pig ran out the jumped on Pewdie's face and started to hump rapidly and repeatedly. Yelling 2 words...
"IM PUMP!" said the dead pig still humping Pewdie's head.
"Jezuz Piggeh get off of him you hormone sex crazed piglet!" Stephano said making gestures with each word. Pewdie stood up on his hind legs and used his to hoofs to get the dead rapist off his face.
"Jeez Pewdz if you didn't want my body you of just said so." said Piggy back flipping off Pewdie's face.
"p-p-PIGGEH?!" said Pewdie in shock if he was dreaming we would of woke up from fear of that dead pig's (erm you know.)
"In the dead flesh baby." said the pig circling himself. Twilight stopped processing what was going on when Sephano's saddle bag disappeared with no magic in the area other than hers. Now it really stopped working when the dead pig came and was able to talk and back flip but was dead and about a decade dead and decayed.
"I um." she started off. "OK I got a couple of questions FIRST. why did the barrels choose this place for Pewdiepie to go.
SECOND. Why is that pig alive even though its dead how can its talk and why is um. Twilight stopped talking mostly because everybody gave her that 'shut up' face and she figured that she isn't going to get answers.
"Anyway lets get down to business." Piggy put on a serious face "I'm guessing Stephano told you everything?" Pewdie nodded "So I'm Guessing you know what's going on?" Pewdie put up a hoof and then twisted it back and forth saying "NEH"
"Good enough for me" said Piggy showing Pewdie the shard like diamond part thing "This is called a imagination shard or as i like to call them IM shards, Anyway destroy this and it will trans port you to another memory k?"
"Of course!" Said Collin flapping his wings and starting to levitate "Piggeh destroy the thing already!"
Pewdie looked up at Collin the a Piggeh real quick then ran after him but it was to late because after Piggeh threw that IM shard on the floor a portal opened up.
_-Middle of nowhere 11:20 Japan-_
VVVVVVvvvvRRRROOOP!
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"Ow jeez next time can you tell that crazy pig to not maby land us on our head next time?" Twilight said getting up rubbing her head.
"Ill see but that damn pig doesn't listen to me for anything." said Collin getting up and shaking his head.
"Get your fat (censored) OFF OF ME!" said Pewdiepie pushing Stephano 2 ft into the air but Stephano landed it like a boss.
"Ok Where the hell are now?" Said Pewdie looking around his scenery.
"looks like Japan close to midnight even might be a sweets shop somewhere." Collin siad starting to drool as his pupils started to twirl.
"Dangit COLLIN! why did you give Piggeh the go ahead to destroy that IM shard huh?! i dont even know if my own memories can hurt me or not!" Said Pewdie gesturing his hoofs all over the place.
tap tap tap
"shh! did you hear that Pewdz?" Said Stephano going spy mode.
"Maybe it was Mohammad on his period." said Collin noticing the noise also.
"nah no it sounds like.... Hoofsteps?" said Twilight joining the fray.
FOOT STEPS!" said all three of the stallions.But it really was footsteps not hoofsteps, It was from a human.
"Are zere humans in zis unaverze." said Stephano with a stronger accent then before.
"No...well there are "some" humans but there quite weird... i mean i never saw them my self but from what i heard the pretty wacky" Twilight said Turning her head towards the approaching footsteps. Stephano drew his sword (Did you forget he had a sword silly?) and put it in front of him Collin summoned his Equestrian staff Twilight went into her battle pose and Pewdie grabbed a rock. The foot steps came closer each second as ever pony started to get anxious until they. saw it was just a little girl.
