A normal day in Equestria... Or is it??
DashieFork
It was a beautiful, sunny day in Equestria. The Birds were singing their sweet songs. Everything was calm.
CRASH!!!
Rainbow Dash had flown straight into the Ponyville library window... again...
"Ouch..." Dash moaned, still feeling a bit dizzy.
"Rainbow! Are you okay??!!" Twilight questioned, concerned and worried that her friend was hurt.
"Uhh.... I guess..." Dash replied rubbing her head.
"And how many times do I have to tell you? We have a door for a reason!" Twilight said angrily.
"I know, I know. I'm really sorry! It's just you told me to meet you here, and well-" Dash said guiltily before being cut off by Twilight.
"Oh yeah! I almost forgot!" Twilight said, helping Dash up from the pile of books she was buried in.
"Heh. Thanks..." Dash said rubbing the back of her neck. "So, why did you call me here?"
Twilight gestured for Rainbow to follow her to her desk. There was a ton of books piled on top of each other. Some even toppling onto the floor.
"I need you to help me with a spell." Twilight finally said, picking up some of the books and putting them back on her desk.
"Erm... well, okay..." Dash said hesitantly as Twilight stood in front of her.
Twilight concentrated, but performing spells weren't as hard as when she was a unicorn. A light raspberry aura surrounded her horn as she focused her mind on the spell.
Rainbow, on the other hoof, was still hesitant as to why she agreed to this.
"T-twilight...." Dash stammered, shuffling her hoofs nervously.
"Yes??" Twilight replied, obviously busy with her spell.
"I...is this gonna h-hurt??" Dash asked still feeling her legs shake.
"I...I don't know" Trolled Twilight.
"WHAT??!!" Screamed Dash before getting blasted by a beam of Twilight's magic.
"Twilight??!!" Spike said as he entered the room "I heard a loud crash, and screaming and-"
Spike looked back and forth between Twilight and what once was Rainbow Dash.
He slowly backed out of the door, of which he entered through.
Twilight had turned Rainbow into a fork.
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Pleased with herself, Twilight examined the "Rainbow Dash fork"
"Whoops!" Twilight said, but not actually meaning it. "Well, that was funny! Now... what should I do with you? Wait... Why am I talking to a fork??!! I wonder if I could just throw you through that mirror-portal!" Twilight exclaimed with excitement as she put Dash-fork into her saddle bags.
'Hm, now that i think about it, she looks like the other Rainbow Dash through that portal!' Twilight thought to herself as she teleported to the mirror room.
'Hmm.... Now how am I going to do this?' Twilight thought to herself as she stared at the glimmering mirror.
Realization hit her as she remembered a spell she read about. Slowly, the young alicorn concentrated on the spell. Once again, a light raspberry aura surrounding her horn.
"Lets hope this works..." Twilight said quietly to herself as a beam of magic burst into the mirror. Deciding it was safe to approach the mirror, the newly crowned princess reached into her saddle bag, feeling around with her hoof. After a few seconds of searching, she chucked the Rainbow-fork in through the mirror.
'The deed has been done.' Twilight thought, with a huge grin on her face as she teleported back to the library.
DashieFork
"Ah, What an awesome day to practice soccer!" Rainbow exclaimed as she kicked the soccer ball into the air. She was just about to kick it again but she suddenly bumped into something really hard. Falling hard onto the grass as she did so.
"OUCH!" Dash whined rubbing her forehead, and looking up to see what she bumped into. "What the heck?! How did i not see that there?!"
It was the Canterlot High statue, towering over her.
"Oh...." Dash said with a shrug. Carefully, she got up and picked up her soccer ball.
RIIIINNNNGGGGGG
"Darnit!" Dash said once she heard the bell for class. She was just about to run to her next class, when she heard a 'clink'. She spun around, to find out what was the 'clink'. There. In front of the Canterlot High statue, was a fork. But not just any fork. A fork. That looked exactly like her. A blue fork, with her head on the top of it. Rainbow's eyes widened.
"WHAT THE HECK??!!!" Rainbow shouted, flinging her arms into the air, which grabbed a few other student's attention. "Heh, don't mind me!"
"Like, whatever" said a girl with spikey, light blue hair with white streaks in it, pale purple skin and a shooting star on her skirt. "C'mon Flitter!"
"Coming!!" said Flitter, running to catch up with the spikey-haired girl. She also had light blue hair, but it was much longer and flowing. Atop her head sat a large pink bow.
While no one was looking, Dash picked up the fork and put it in her backback. 'Maybe the girls will know the explaination for this...' Dash thought to herself as she walked into her classroom.
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"Any questions?" Cheeralie asked the class as Dash walked in casually. Cheeralie sighed. "Rainbow Dash, why are you late? Again!"
"Erm. Sorry Miss... I... erm... forgot my bag outside!" Dash lied.
"Well, get to lessons on time!" Cheeralie sighed and continued to write on the chalk board.
Dash sung into her chair.
"You should be happy ya didn' get a detention!" Applejack said from behind her.
"Yeah! Silly billy!" Pinkie added randomly.
"Oh! Did you hear the latest gossip??!!" Rarity joined in from aside Applejack.
"No Rare, ah didn'. An' ah doubt Dash 'ere has either." Applejack said plainly.
"um...guys...if you could just...be a bit quieter because I'm trying to-" Fluttershy quietly said before being cut off by Rainbow Dash.
"Guys! Shut your pie holes! We're gunna get caught! Lunch is next period. We can talk then!" Dash said, annoyed.
"Speaking of lunch. I'M HUNGRY!!!!" Pinkie moaned banging her head onto her desk. "Ouch..."
"Don't worry Pinkie." Applejack said reassuringly. " Only...five more minutes."
"Ugh!" The six of them said in unison.
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"That was absolute torture!" Rarity whined as the six of them made their way to the cafeteria.
"Well. It's better then what me an' Dash had to sit through in science" Applejack winked at Dash with a smirk.
Dash went fully red.
"Shut up AJ! You talk about that one more time and i'll-!" Dash said before getting cut off by AJ.
"Talk bout what? That one science class we had to sit through?" Applejack teased still smirking.
"What the heck are you guys talking about?! Rainbow's crush on Soarin?!!" Pinkie joined in with the teasing.
Dash was now blushing furiously. "Pinkie! I told you not to tell anyone!" She whispered, grabbing Pinkie by the arm.
Pinkie giggled "Whoops! I must have forgotten. Silly me!"
Applejack had fallen on the floor, laughing that she could hardly breathe.
"Y...Y..You... have.... a.. crush on Soarin??!!" AJ said gasping for air.
"NO!!" Dash shouted, obviously lieing.
"You absolutely do! Darling, its obvious you're lieing!" Rarity said, very interested with this topic.
"No I don't Rare! Lets just go and grab something to eat. I'm starving!" Rainbow said doing her best to change the conversation topic.
"Yeah, me too" Fluttershy joined in.
The six friends grabbed a tray each and waited in the everlasting line. After a while, they finally got something to eat and sat down at a table.
"So girls" Twilight said as she sat down. "Hows it going?"
"I'm doin' fine" AJ said, smirking again as she turned to Dash. "How're you doin' Dash?"
"Well, I'm actually awesome. As usual!" Dash smiled. "But theres this thing that needs explaining..."
Dash got her backback and opened it, pulling out a fork.
"Woah!!" Fluttershy screamed before toppling off of her chair. "Ouch..."
Applejack and rarity went over to help her up.
"Oh. MY. GOSH!!! ITS A DASHIE FORK!!!!" Pinkie squealed, grabbing the fork and placing it on the table.
Fluttershy, once she was back up right on her chair, hesitantly poked it.
"Thats... erm..." Rarity said looking confused. " Very odd..."
"MORE LIKE ADORABLE!!!" Pinkie squealed once again, this time hugging the fork.
"Oh this is just too funny!" AJ snickered.
"Woah..." Twilight said in wonder. "How weird..."
"C'MON GUYS!!!" Pinkie shouted. "Think about it! Wouldn't it be awesome if we had fork-us', to eat with!!!"
The five of the girls stared at Pinkie, who was now standing on her chair holding the fork in her hand as if it was a sword.
"Get down from there Pinkie!" Rarity hissed. "Your making people stare!"
"Where on earth did you find this?" Twilight asked.
"On the floor. In front of the statue." Rainbow replied simply.
"Ohh! Its a good thing a got chips!" Pinkie exclaimed as she was about to stab the fork into her chips.
"STOP!!" Rainbow shouted. Grabbing Pinkie's arm, forcing her to stop. "You're using ME to eat your chips."
"Ooohh!!" Pinkie squeaked, completely ignoring Rainbow's words. "I wonder if it can understand us!!"
Pinkie held the fork infront of her face. "HELLO! I AM PINKIE PIE! I BRING YOU NO HARM!" she shouted to the fork.
A few people were starting to stare as they walked past.
Applejack was exploding with laughter, Rarity was banging her head against the table, Twilight was just watching Pinkie go loco, Dash was snickering and Fluttershy was just eating quietly.
"PINKIE!" Rarity hissed, once she stopped trying to crack her fore head open. "Stop it!"
"Hmm, maybe it only understands Japanese..." Pinkie suggested "konichiwa!!!"
"How the heck do you know how to speak Japanese?" Twilight asked, confused. "We take Spanish..."
Rarity continued to bang her head on the table.
"C'mon Twi." Rainbow said. "It's just Pinkie being Pinki-NO!! DON'T PUT THE FORK INTO YOUR MOUTH!!!"
Pinkie was tackled to the floor by Dash as she pulled the fork out of her mouth.
"What? I wanted to know if your fork-you's hair tasted of skittles." Pinkie said shrugging.
"Stop!!" AJ gasped for air, " Ah...Can't...BREATHE!!!"
"Should I take you to the nurse?" Fluttershy asked quietly.
"Maybe It only understands French!!!" Pinkie guessed "SALUTE! JE M'APPELLE PINKIE PIE! ET TOI?"
"Pinkie!!! You're embarrassing me! And people are staring!" Rarity said, again.
"Um, guys...Its soon the end of lunch and-" Fluttershy said before being cut off by the bell.
RRRIIINNNNGGGGGG
Pinkie sighed sadly. "Goodbye Dashiefork..." As she put it in Dash's backpack.
"Well, c'mon girls! Lets go to our next lesson. What have we got next?" Twilight asked.
"Art." Rarity replied, rubbing her head.
"Lets make our way to the art block girls, c'mon lets go!" Applejack said once she had caught her breathe.
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"Ah always knew you liked Soarin... Sorta...Kinda....Okay Ah didn't." Applejack admitted.
"How many times do I have to tell you?! I LIKE SOARIN!" Dash shouted by accident, immediately covering her mouth with her hands once she realized what she said. "I mean.... I don't like Soarin!"
"Dashie loves soarin!" Pinkie chanted in a sing songy voice, AJ joining in a few seconds after.
"Shut up guys! Or you'll get a slap!" Dash said annoyed.
"Oooh! You hear that girls? Dashie here is gonna slap you!" Rarity teased, getting bonked in the head with a soccer ball a second after. "OUCH! Thanks, now you've messed up my hair!"
"No problem! I was aiming for your face." Rainbow mused before getting tripped by Rarity, landing face-first into the grass.
"Whoops." Rarity said sarcastically.
Rainbow got her face out of the wet, muddy grass. With her face covered in mud. "It. Is. ON!"
She grabbed Rarity's foot, causing her to fall over and slip. Rarity fell on Dash.
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"UGH!!" Dash struggled. "Get off FATTY!!!"
Rarity gasped "I am not fat!!"
"GET OFF YOUR CRUSHING MY SPINE!"
"Okay! Your the one who made me slip in the first place!"
"Yeah, but you tripped me!"
"Ewww, MUD! MUD! MUD EVERYWHERE! GET IT OFF!" Rarity screamed getting off of the ground. Trying her best to wipe off the mud on her clothes.
"Well, at least your front isn't covered in mud!" Dash said, also getting up and wiping off the mud.
"Um, girls, we're going to be late..." Fluttershy reminded them.
"WHAT?!" Twilight shouted melodramatically. "I'm NEVER late! EVER! C'mon let's go!"
Twilight was now running as fast as she could, while the others caught up to her.
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After a few minutes, they finally arrived at the art block. They all entered the class room panting like six little dogs.
Thankfully, the art teacher wasn't there yet, so they all sat next to each other.
"Okay everyone." Cheeralie said as she entered the room. "Today we are....Pinkie? Why are you holding a fork?"
"I'm trying to teach it Japanese, Miss." Pinkie said joyfully, hugging the fork.
'How did she get that out of my bag? I was wearing it the whole time!' Rainbow thought to herself.
"Have you visited the nurse yet, Pinkie?" asked Cheeralie
"Nope, I don't need to!" Pinkie said happily.
"If you say so..." Cheeralie said as she carried on with the lesson
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After two VERY boring lessons, school was finally OVER.
"FINALLY! That sucked!" Rainbow moaned, kicking her soccer ball in the air.
"Yeah..." said Fluttershy, with a strand of her bubble gum pink hair falling over her eye.
"C'mon DashieFork! Please...Just...SAY ANYTHING!" Pinkie begged the fork.
The western girl of the group snickered. "Pinkie, Ah dont think it can talk..."
"Don't ANY of you girls think this is the most weird thing ever??!!" Rainbow asked, surprised.
"Rainbows got a point" Twilight joined in, leaning against the Canterlot High statue.
Rarity nodded in agreement. "It's very weird..."
"Um... I...think It's... Cute..." Fluttershy whispered, pinning back the loose strand of hair behind her butterfly clip. Only for the strand to fall again.
"What was that sugarcube?" AJ asked, not hearing half of what Fluttershy said.
"Oh! Um, nothing..." Fluttershy lied.
AJ shrugged. "If you say so..." She turned to Twilight. "Er, Ah dunno. It DOES seem pretty weird, now that Ah think about it..."
"PRETTY WEIRD?!" Rainbow repeated completely stunned. "YOU MEAN REALLY WEIRD! It's a fork....with my FACE on it!"
"Agreed." Rarity and Twilight said in unison.
"Ouch! Pinkie, please stop poking me with that for-OUCH!" Fluttershy whined, as Pinkie prodded Fluttershy with the fork.
"NO!!! BAD PINKIE!" Rainbow shouted, snatching the fork off of her."Anyway..." She said turning to the others.
"How the heck did you find a fork in front of the Canterlot High statue?" Twilight asked pointing to the statue, that of which she was leaning on.
"No idea," Rainbow said, shrugging. "One second nothing was there. Then one second it's just... There."
With the sneakiness, and agility of a cat, Pinkie quickly and slowly crawled across the grass and grabbed the fork out of Dash's hand. Though, Dash didn't notice. Pinkie crawled back to sitting next to Fluttershy on the grass, picked up a twig, and started to play with them as if they were dolls "Oh hello Mr. Twig! You sure do look smart today!" Pinkie said in a girly voice, waving the fork around.
"Um...Pinkie? What are you doing?" Fluttershy asked, confused as to why Pinkie was playing with a fork and a twig.
"You can be the twig!" Pinkie offers the twig to her with a big, toothy grin.
"O....okay..." Fluttershy took the offered twig. "What do I do?"
"You role play!" Pinkie answered happily.
"Um...Okay..." Fluttershy waved the twig about "Ooh. Hello Rainbow. You sure do look....Rainbowey?"
"Well of course! I'm THE Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie answered as the fork.
"Ok, okay." Fluttershy said.
The girls stopped talking and turned around, seeing Fluttershy and Pinkie playing. With a twig, and a fork...
"MARRY ME BRANDON!!!"
"Um...No thank you..."
Dash's eye twitched as she watched the two. Applejack fell on the floor laughing. Rarity just stared in shock, and Twilight was just mirroring Rarity's reaction.
"But I loooooooooovvvvveeeee you!"
"Well, I don't..." Fluttershy stopped and turned to see that all their friends were staring at them. She picked up the twig.
"Um...i was...playing role-play with Pinkie..." She trailed off awkwardly.
"Oh my gosh!" Pinkie squeaked. "We should've called the twig Soarin!!!"
"Oh not this again" Rainbow said, face palming.
Applejack sat up once she had stopped laughing. "Heh. So, what're we gunna do now?"
"Well, Dashie could find Soarin and..." Fluttershy said before being tackled by Dash. "Dash what are you- Hahahaha! S-Stop IT TICKLES!! Hahhaaha!" Dash was tickling her, knowing Fluttershy was ticklish.
"Why dont you go tickle Soarin?" AJ teased, smirking.
"Why do you girls think I like Soarin?!" Dash asked angrily, laying on the grass next to Fluttershy and Pinkie.
"It's obvious, darling!" Rarity explained, sitting next to Dash.
"Whatever." Dash said, looking away.
"Pinkie are you still playing with that fo-" Twilight turned around, seeing Pinkie STILL trying to talk to the fork. "Never mind..."
"Twilight" Pinkie said, turning away from the fork and twig.
"Yeah, Pinkie Pie?" Twilight responded.
"Do you know how to say 'Hello' in Swedish?"
Twilight sighed, face-palming.