Curses in Ponyville

by Partier Applejack

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 922

In this short story Twilight gets infected from another plant in the Everfree Forest and is uncontrollably cursing what will happen?

Twilight comes back from the Everfree Forest after walking in some strange flowers that make her uncontrollably curse and not even Zacora knows what to do will Twilight come out from this ok?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-10 08:30:02 UTC

Ponyville Curses

One fine day in Ponyville Twilight Sparkle was walking back after coming back from Zecora's house and felt strange, Twilight didn't think much of it because she thought it was something she had at Zecora's house. She wrote her note from learning about friendship that day and went to bed. The next day Twilight went to Applejack's farm. She found the farm mare, "Applejack you slut, get the fuck out here and help me wake up that bitch Raindow Dash! It's like she can't hear a elephant stomping out her own damn guts!" Twilight said.

Applejack replies, "Twilight what has gotten ya'll talkin like that? It's like yesterday, before you went down to Zecora's, ya'll were fine, maybe it was another one of those weird flowers. Lets go get Pinkie and Dash and we will go get Zecora maybe she has some weird brew that will help" Applejack says.

DING DONG!

"WHO IS IT" Pinkie yells from upstairs.

"It's me and Twilight!" says Applejack, opening the door

"Whats up? Do you guys wanna have a party?" says Pinkie.

Twilight bursts out madly, "NO YOU LITTLE WHORE, NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE A FUCKING PARTY! WHEN WILL YOU GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD? JEEEEZ!"

"We need help getting Twilight back to normal if you didn't notice," says Applejack, "We need to get Dash and needed you so we could use your flying machine."

"Well I guess we could use my machine if you guys have a party after we fix Twilight!" Pinkie says.

"Fine, lets go..." Applejack finally says.

15 MINUTES LATER AT RAINBOW DASH'S FRONT DOOR

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"COMING!" yells Rainbow Dash at the top of her lungs. Rainbow Dash opens the door to be greeted by her friends, "Let me guess, Twilight walked into a weird flower patch and has a cursing issue and you want me to help you girls get her to Zecora's place?"

"How did you know," asks Applejack?

"The window was open and I heard Twilight yelling at Pinkie Pie." Rainbow says.

"Let's hurry, I don't know if we have much time left!" says Applejack.

20 MINUTES LATER IN ZACORA'S SHACK

"ARE WE GONNA FUCKING FIX ME OR NOT? YOU WHORES, THIS IS ANNOYING! TALKING TO SOME WEIRD SWAG FAG AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A SWAG FAG IS! HONESTLY!" yells Twilight strapped in her chair.

"I have never seen this before! Not even I know what to do, and I know everything!" Zecora says.

Suddenly, the door bursts open, "Whats going on in here? I heard yelling and came as soon as I could!" says Spike.

"SCREW YOU SPIKE! NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE YOU! JUST GO KILL YOURSELF SPIKE! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A CHILD, YOU WEIRD DRAGON, THAT FOR SOME REASON NEVER SEEMS TO GET BIGGER! GAWD!" everypony yells at Spike.

"Wait a minute I am not yelling any more or cursing! I guess all it took was to yell at some faggot no one likes! Thanks everypony, I could not have done it without you!" says Twilight.

"GROUP HUG EVERYPONY!" yells Pinkie Pie.

"Aw man I love you guys!" says Spike.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR RUINING THE MOMENT! YOU FAG!" says everypony.

SPIKE GETS THE CURSE

"WELL FUCK ALL YOU GIRLS THEN I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY YOU FUCKING SLUT BISCUITS!" exclaimed Spike.

"Well it seems to me that Spike has the curse lets see if we can get to the library and see if any of my books will give us a hint." says Twilight.

"Good idea Twilight I don't think I can deal with living if I don't have my sugar cube back he's like a baby to me." says Applejack.

20 MINUTES LATER IN TWILIGHT'S LIBRARY

"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN THE LIBRARY OH WAIT LET ME GUESS YOU WANT ME TO STACK THE FUCKING BOOKS AGAIN DON'T YOU? YOU SLUT!" shouts Spike at Twilight.

"Look, here it is." exclaims Twilight.

"WELL READ IT ALREADY!!!" says everypony.

"The curse spell caused by the Emo Flower causes immense distress and causes people to uncontrollably curse and is extremely contagious." says Twilight.

"Well what are you waiting for read it already it's not like we have all day." says Rainbow Dash.

" I was getting to that Rainbow, ok it says here the only way is to eat a Conformist Flower." says Twilight feeling oh so smart.

"Well come on lets go find it, it can't take that long just to find one flower." says Pinkie not being able to be quite.

1 HOUR LATER AFTER GETTING SPIKE TO EAT THE FLOWER

AND STOP THE SIDE EFFECTS

" Well now that I have my old sugar cube back i'm gonna go back to my farm and do some more apple bucking, you wanna help out Rainbow?" asks Applejack.

" Sorry AJ I was gonna go and finish up my novel I started about a awesome pony named Rainbow Dash who gets to join the wonderbolts."

" Well I am gonna go write my letter to Princess Celestia for some reason in a letter she wrote back she asked if I liked bananas?"

"Well when is our party gonna be because I really wanna have one I think Gummy also wants to have another party, since he got that first tooth of his he has like non stopped at eating cupcakes its crazy." says Pinkie Pie.

" PINKIE DO YOU EVER NOT WANT TO HAVE A PARTY!" says everypony at once.

THE END