Lethargy

by blowngasket

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Slice of Life, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 7276

An interesting incounter is just what Discord needed to make his day just a little bit more amusing.

Sitting in a coffee shop, Discord ponders the intricacies of his newfound freedom while coming to terms with how boring it all is. Even the little things in life are starting to become unentertaining. Who would have thought being a good guy was this uneventful. Still, good to his word, he tries to behave himself to the best of his ability. Having visited the same place everyday for weeks now, nothing new seemed to be happening, that is until she walked through the door.

(Humanized story written by a friends request. Not my cup of tea, but here you all go.)

Published 2013-11-10 21:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-10 21:10:02 UTC

So this is where it all begins...

Lethargy

“Dull. A simple word one could use to describe many aspects of the casual day to day experience that so many fawn over. Going about their lives with the usual gusto that one would expect from a normal person. The same old greetings, sticking to the everyday schedule that for some reason those silly people believe is so important. The only relief from this drab lifestyle is the little things. Someone dropping their briefcase. Spilling their coffee. The occasional explosion from the potion shop across the street, though even that seems somewhat planned nowadays. You know, I come to this café every day, making me almost no better. I never order the same thing twice, though, and sit in the same seat. As it stands, I still have one thousand and fifty two more combinations to go with before even then I will be repeating myself. I know I promised that I would behave. I would attempt to not cause trouble, though be it as it may, trouble seriously needs to be stirred up, if only to alleviate this annoying sequence caused by complacency.”

“Sir, are you ok? You are talking to the lamp again.”

A bored young man lazily laid over the counter of the fairly decent sized café. His green and white striped uniform had on the front of it a nametag that told all who visited that his name was Blast. Even with such a name, he was definitely anything but. His dark shaggy unkempt hair dangled lifelessly over his face, hiding a portion of it. He stared at the one customer, who until his interruption, was having a deep and seemingly philosophical conversation with a gold looking lamp giving him light from above his head and onto the table. He was wearing a seriously uncoordinated outfit, a yellow vest with black stripes over a grey suit top. His hair seemed to match the color of the suit, including matching goatee jutting out in a slight point. Under the suit jacket, he had on a yellow shirt with a red tie, which seemed like it was there because reasons. His pants, though matching his jacket, had patches of all different varieties sown into it, red with white polka dots, green and purple checkers, and much more. His shoes, a yellow business shoe on one foot, and an orange sneaker on the other. His eyes were a deep red, almost creepy to look at for too long, though they didn’t seem too threatening. Blast had finally, being lulled out of his own private world of monotony, decided to ask about the customer's reasons for communicating with the furniture.

“Blast, if I am correct, I do realize I am talking to the lamp. To be honest, it is rude of me. I have done all of the talking, and never gave it a chance to add its own two bits in.” Blast stared awkwardly, originally planning on ignoring the strange man shortly. Unfortunately for him, and his own perception of normal, the lamp started to speak itself.

“I feel ya Discord,” It spoke, using a masculine sounding manehattan accent. “Ya wanna talk boring, hang around a couple hours with me. I dunno whose bright idea it was to stick me here, but theys got some nerve puttin me near the back.” Blast was at full attention, completely dumbfounded from what occurred. “By the way, ya gotta clean on top. It’s so dusty on my head, I think a cactus sprouted.” He should have known better, asking Discord a question he might have not wanted an answer too. This was new, though.

“S-Sorry about that. I’ll take care of it before I leave,” Blast said apologetically, deciding to focus on doing anything else than gawk at the only costumer in the building. He began to start cleaning random odds and ends from behind the counter.

Discord smirked, amused by his little distraction from the ordinary, but it didn’t last long until once again the tired dullness soaked back into him. He plopped his head on his hand, staring out the window once again watching people pass, most of them becoming familiar.

Complacency. Even he was beginning to become affected by it, slowly but surely. Sure, it was wonderful that the princesses released him, giving him a chance. Something about that stone seal that kept him in place almost seemed appealing now. Being forced into boredom was definitely better than forcing yourself into it. He sighed and stared out the window of the shop yet again, waiting for anything at all to pique his interest.

Ding

The happy little chime over the door rang out, signaling the entrance of yet another customer into this dusty hole in the wall coffee shop. Discord watched to see if it was another regular, but surprise hit him like a hot cup of coffee to the face as a new customer made her way into the building. Her pale skin seemed to only gain more of a white glow from the long black dress she was wearing. Her hair was a duller blue, not bright, but easily matching her everything else. Finally he looked at her dark green eyes, which radiated a familiarity that he hasn’t seen for some time. He watched as she walked over to the counter to order, finger and thumb stroking his beard as he tried to recall where he remembered her.

Blast proceeded to prepare her a cappuccino, eyes staring at her with a googly boyish desire. She lightly laughed at his amusing behavior, taking the cup and leaving the money. As Discord watched her walk away and head towards the door, it finally hit him. He quickly snapped his fingers and popped out of existence, only to appear right in front of her. She looked at him, slightly surprised, but not nearly as much as most people would be.

“Well that is awfully rude. Walking in here and not saying hello,” Discord flashed a toothy grin, one of his canines irregularly longer than the others. Blast at this point, did a few double takes, staring at where Discord was siting and where he was now. Being new to the establishment meant getting used to the daily antics of the resident coffee loving god, but it would still take some getting used to none the less.

“I am sorry about that, but I generally don’t notice imbeciles,” The woman responded, a slight smirk on her face.

“That hurts, Chrissy,” Discord said, giving her a childish pout. “Here I thought we were friends.”

“That is funny, coming from you, dear Discord,” Chrissy answered. “Until a year ago, you were simply a lawn ornament. Now I hear your back in favor of Celestia.”

“And you were cast out after your…little mishap,” Chrissy was easily caught off guard by the blunt retort. Discord knew he struck a nerve, and loved the face that she made. “Amazing how things tend to change. But enough of the whys and hows. Come, have a seat and chat for a while,” Discord said, pointing back at the table.

“I suppose it would be nice, though you’re paying for the next drink to make up for your hurtful remark,” Chrissy said, using a less agitated and flirtier tone.

“You should know your charms have no effect on me,” Discord said, walking back to his seat. “However, say please and I might consider.”

She huffed, staring him down. He slyly peeked over his shoulder, ever enjoying the welcome distraction she was providing him. She sighed, giving up. “You win. Please, oh great and mighty Discord, will you purchase a drink for one such as me?” Discord lowered himself into the chair and shrugged.

“Later. For now, however, how have you been?” Chrissy sat down, wanting to speak but repeatedly looking back at Blast, who continued to stare at them. Discord looked over at him and back at her. He snapped his fingers, a bubble surrounding them and their table. “Better?” Discord asked, smirking.

“Indeed. It is almost nauseating having to live with such pathetic beings on a daily basis,” She said, her tone less sweet and more commanding now.

“They aren’t that bad, Chrysalis,” Discord said, using the woman’s real name. “Though I will admit, People are such a bore sometimes. I remember back when life was good and many adventured, searching the world for riches and rewards. Never was there a dull moment. The dumb hero being chased by a dragon that didn’t appreciate having forty inches of steel jabbed into its side.”

“I was still young then, but I do remember such an era. It was fun, to say the least,” Chrissy said, giggling as they traveled down on memory lane. “If I may ask, what was it like, being turned to stone?” Chrysalis asked, expecting to get some sort of reaction out of him.

“Boring. It wasn’t bad, but boring as watching paint dry for a thousand years,” Chrysalis stared, blinking slightly, trying to imagine how that would not be bad. “It had its fun moments. Watching as the world changed, though slowly, had kept my interest. There was also several memorable occasions, like when a guard and his lady would do unspeakable things on my statue,” Discord grinned as Chrysalis’ head popped up from the slightly droopy position she was holding it in. “And when I say unspeakable, I do mean it. You would be surprised. Things like that happened…maybe thirty five and a half times to my count. Different people most of the time. People are strange.”

“Thirty five…and a half?” Chrysalis asked, slightly confused.

“Interrupted,” Discord said simply. “Anyways, getting back on topic. Don’t be turned to stone or you are going to have a bad time,” Chrysalis laughed, her partner joining her soon after. “Forgive and forget I suppose. Now my turn my turn!” Discord asked, jumping up like an excited child. “How does the former queen of the Changelings go about making a living in this stuffy town?”

“It is actually quite easy, surprisingly enough,” Chrysalis said. “When you’re a sweet young woman who has been thrown out of her home,” She said this part with an innocent girlish charm. "what simple minded fool wouldn’t offer a job?” Her tone went back to normal, shuddering slightly after saying job. “Oh that word. So disgusting! Can you believe the former queen of the Changelings now has to actually work for a living? I could probably live off some dumb rich man, but someone would catch on.”

“Very sad, indeed. I guess I am not much better off, but at least I am no longer public enemy number one. More like six or seven still, but climbing down is safer than jumping I suppose,” Discord said, simulating what he meant with his hand, whistling as he made it fall into the table with a realistically sounding splat. “I can’t say for certain, but you do know that they are looking for you still after your…amusing attempt at a coup. I only got to see a little, being stoned and all, but more than enough people tell me the story. On a side note, was Shining any good in bed?” Discord quickly added in as Chrysalis was taking a sip. She immediately started choking, Discord satisfied with the response.

“You little…No. I used him to get in, nothing more,” Chrysalis was finally out of her little coughing fit, and back to her calm self. “Not saying he wasn’t attractive, but when you have total domination on your mind, sex is generally the last thing you think of,” Chrysalis said, setting the story straight. Discord looked slightly disappointed by the answer. “What?”

“I was hoping to hold something over him. He still panics from time to time about not knowing what you could have done to him. I guess I can forget you ever told me, though it just won’t be the same,” Discord said, sighing as he leaned into his hand.

“That is quite funny, actually. Funnier is that I guess I am not mad at him or his bitch of a wife…ok maybe still a little mad,” Chrysalis and Discord chuckled slightly. “I did try to ruin their big day and complete a supreme takeover, so technically I am in the wrong. At least I didn’t go about replacing clouds with chocolate milk filled cotton candy,” she said this as he was chewing on one of said clouds, an eyebrow raised slightly. “Don’t give me that look.”

“Don’t knock it until you try it, though,” Discord said, snapping and forcing the bright pink cloud to disappear. “At least my shenanigans are cheeky and fun, while your shenanigans are cruel and tragic, which makes them not shenanigans at all really,” Chrysalis stared at him blankly, trying to remember who it was she was having an afternoon conversation with.

“Either way, we tried, we failed. At least you got the better end of the deal,” Chrysalis said, frowning now. Discord looked at her, his own frown starting to form. He liked to be annoying and spontaneous. He didn’t, however, enjoy being an ass for no reason. Right now he definitely felt like an ass.

“Sorry,” Discord apologized, looking down. Chrysalis gave him an odd stare, looking him up to down, trying to figure out his angle to the possible prank he would pull, but judging from his posture, she slowly began to believe that there was going to be no angle this time around.

“Umm…” Chrysalis was made nervous by this situation. He was supposed to laugh, she would call him a bastard, throw her coffee into his face and make her exit, but now that joy was thoroughly deprived from her. She leaned over and gently patted him on the shoulder. “It is fine, I suppose. You are forgiven,” Discord looked up and smiled. They stared at each other for a few seconds, both sensing the awkwardness level rising to excruciatingly schoolish levels. “Anyways, what do you do now that you are helping the poor and needy?” Chrysalis asked, trying to break the tension.

“Basically nothing. I don’t honestly have a clue what they actually need me for,” Discord said.

“So you just sit around all day, doing nothing?” Chrysalis asked. Discord jumped up, nodding vigorously.

“Finally!” Chrysalis backed up a bit, nervous by his sudden outburst. “Nothing! I have been doing nothing ever sense! I might as well be trapped in a moving stone prison with my current nonexistent workload,” Discord said back down, shaking his head. “I am allowed to get away with the occasional prank, which does help, but until I actually get something to do, I might go sane! You hear me? Sane! It’s madness I tell ya!”

“Will you calm down? You’re embarrassing me,” Chrysalis said, staring at him. She looked over towards Blast, who had been poking the bubble for possibly some time. Discord turned towards the man, and casually jabbed his finger into the soundproof sphere, causing it to pop.

“Can I help you?” Discord asked politely. Blast shrugged and pointed towards their cups.

“I have to go run an errand for a bit. Would you two like a refill before I leave?” Blast asked, looking between the two. Discord and Chrysalis looked at each other and handed the man their cups.

“I might be afraid of the answer, but why exactly are you leaving the shop with customers?” Chrysalis asked as Blast prepared the drinks.

“Discord would probably just stay or warp back in here anyways. Besides, I am sure he has better things to do than rob a coffee shop,” Blast said, acting on such horribly faulty logic that it seemed to somehow worked. He brought the cups over to the two and set them down on the table. “I’ll be back in ten or fifteen minutes, so try not to do anything I’ll get fired for please?” Blast asked politely.

“Go on! I don’t really have any plans later. Do you, Chrissy?” Discord asked, looking towards his current acquaintance.

“Not really. I would most likely be laying around the house in the nude anyways,” She said seductively, Blast quickly turning red.

“Right then. Be back soon!” Blast quickly bolted out the door, both Discord and Chrysalis laughing heavily.

“That…That right there! Beautiful work!” Discord said, giving her a standing ovation. She politely bowed, accepting his praise.

“What can I say? Messing with mortals is so much fun,” Chrysalis smiled, Discord sending one right back her way.

“It is indeed. Never gets old, no matter how much we do age,” He sat back down and started back up on his refreshed drink. He had snapped his fingers again, placing the bubble back over the table. “Just in case. Anyways, have you thought about reconciliation?”

“You mean with the Princesses?” Chrysalis asked, looking slightly uninterested in the topic at hand. “Sometimes. It would make it easier for me, I suppose. We both know that I would just do it so I wouldn’t have a hard time, though. They would probably see right through me.”

“They probably already know you’re here,” Discord said, sipping his coffee beverage.

“Probably. I guess they are not bothered as long as I am a good girl. I hate being a good girl all the time. It was much more fun to be naughty,” Chrysalis said, licking her lips. Discord chuckled and shook his head. She sulked, crossing her arms over her chest and sighed. “You just like to be difficult.”

“I see you noticed,” Discord said, grinning. “I say just go to them, personally. If they know you’re here, just get it over with. Maybe do some hard time, drop a bar of soap and end up with a new life mate,” Chrysalis ignored him, not really taking him seriously at this point. He easily noticed this and chuckled. “Speaking of life mates, what is your thoughts on dating?”

“Planning on asking Shining Armor out? Kind of thought you might after asking about him,” Chrysalis said, smirking.

“We both know he is too good for me. I do love the way he dresses,” Discord responded, chuckling. “Not that into guys, either, so definite turn off. I was asking because you looked lonely and I am bored as can be.”

“Wait, are you asking me out?” Chrysalis asked, genuinely surprise. This easily came out of nowhere.

“Was I not clear about it?” Discord asked. “Let me be more specific. Let’s go on a date or two, bump uglies, probably bitch at each other for hours on end in between, get a few laughs and see what happens from there.”

“That…is oddly specific,” Chrysalis said, staring with a lost look on her face. “Are you actually being serious? If so, I have to say that is the most original way I have ever been asked out.”

“I do aim to please, my dear,” Discord said, finishing his drink.

“And you’re asking because you have nothing better to do?” Chrysalis asked to confirm his reasons. Discord nodded simply. “You know what? Sure. Why not. I have nothing better to do either, and it is a much better reason than half the guys that asked me since I got here.”

“Sex?”

“Sex.”

“Sounds fairly obvious. I have to ask, since we are on the subject. Were you really going to stay at home and do nothing while being naked?” Discord asked, treating it like a legitimate question.

“Probably. It’s fairly hot out. How do you even stand to wear so much?” Chrysalis watched a grin grow on his face.

“When you are as hot as I am, the weather always feels like winter,” Discord said, delivering the corny one liner.

“Had that come from anyone else, I would most likely walk away laughing. You, I wouldn’t doubt it being true,” Chrysalis said, finishing off her cappuccino. She set the cup down and looked around the shop. “Also, why do you come here, exactly? It isn’t out in the open and the clientele is lacking.”

“You know, I ask myself the same thing every single time I come here. I guess it has some sort of charm to it. Hard to say, really,” Discord finished with a simple shrug.

“Knowing you, a good reason wouldn’t be your reason for doing something, I guess. So, would you consider this a first date?" Chrysalis asked. "I hear that coffee shops are generally good for that sort of activity." Discord stared off thinking about the answer to the question.

“Maybe. Definitely more fun than my last first date already,” Discord said. Chrysalis waited for him to tell her he was joking, but no punch line was delivered.

“You actually dated someone else? This I have to hear,” she chuckled, getting ready for the story of a life time. Discord nodded and leaned back.

“It was a dark stormy night, and tension filled the air as the lightning cracked through the sky. I was a young lad at the time, still getting into my role in this wide huge crazy world,” Discord started his story, trying to copy the emotion of the scenery with his tone.

“I’m not asking for a novel,” Chrysalis said, sitting back patiently and waiting for the details. Discord frowned and shook his head.

“Fine. Long story short I had a wild night of passion with our sunny princess,” Discord said, hiding a small smirk as he watched her jaw drop.

“Wait, what?!” Chrysalis said, eyes widening. “How in the heck did that happen?!”

“You said you didn’t want a novel,” Discord finally unleashed the smirk he was holding back, satisfied when she glared at him. “Besides, it is all in the past. Realized we couldn’t work, blah blah blah tried to send Equestria into chaos got stoned. Any further questions?”

“I don’t think so. Can’t say anything I have would top that one,” Chrysalis said. “Always could try to top her, however,” she said with a wink.

“My dear! Are you suggesting what I think you are? We haven’t even been dating for ten minutes!” Discord reacted with mock surprise.

“What can I say, Dissy. I am simply bored right now,” Chrysalis said, a grin on her face. “Or do I have to say something along the lines of ‘Would you like to come in for coffee?”

“I don’t think it really matters, we should probably avoid more coffee. Too much, and I just might become too much for you to handle,” Discord said, getting up.

“I don’t think that will be a problem,” Chrysalis said, getting up as well. Discord looked over to the side, noticing Blast had come back and was holding up a sign. It had read ‘Would you like a refill?’ prompting him to pop the bubble once more.

“I believe I am fine. I am actually planning on leaving. Thank you again, and please clean that poor lamp,” Discord said, pointing towards the lamp above the table.

“Umm sure. Leaving kinda early, though. Is everything alright?” Blast asked.

“He will be better than alright when I am done with him,” Chrysalis said, leaning over Discords shoulders and staring at the young man. Blast stared, going back and forth between the two.

“What did I just miss?” Blast asked, baffled by what was going on.

“Your place or mine, stud?” Chrysalis asked, gently nipping at Discord’s ear. He didn’t waste any more time, snapping his fingers and vanishing, along with her.

Blast stared at the spot they were just standing on, blinking as to see if his eyes, ears, and mind were playing tricks on him. Finally it had come to the conclusion that he was sane, unfortunately. “Lucky bastard,” He said, staring at the table. He looked over at the table they were at, and grabbed the cleaning spray and a rag.

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As they finally arrived to their intended location, Discord and Chrysalis immediately broke out into a fit of laughter.

“That…that was just…”

“I was like….and you were all…”

“And he was…it was simply…”

Neither one could coherently complete a sentence, grabbing their stomachs as if it would aid in the rapidly diminishing quantity of air in their systems. Finally calming down, they both smiled at one another.

“Thank you for inviting me over, Discord,” Chrysalis said to the mad god.

“Anytime, my dear. I haven’t had this much fun in quite some time,” Discord responded politely. “Make yourself at home,” Discord said, moving to the side to show her his surprisingly boring living space. Nothing like she would have expected from someone with power like his.

“Wow. To be honest, I did expect furniture to be in places where it doesn’t belong,” She said honestly. He chuckled and pointed towards the door. She looked at it carefully, and noticed it was upside down. “That’s it?” Chrysalis asked. He simply grinned and pointed out the window. She walked over to it and looked outside. It was then that the ever relentless reality backhanded her. The door wasn’t upside down, everything else was. This sudden understanding also implied that gravity stop ignoring her lack of obeying, and with a thud, she fell and landed on the ceiling, or floor.

“Ahhh…never gets old,” Discord said, sitting in the kitchen chair above her, completely upside down. She laid where she landed, glaring up at him.

“I am glad one of us is having fun,” Chrysalis said, slightly annoyed at her current predicament. She got up and brushed herself off. “Just do whatever it is you do and get me back up there.”

Discord happily obliged, and snapped his fingers. Without warning, Chrysalis found herself falling upward again, though landing in Discords lap this time around instead of on the floor ceiling. She looked at him as he cradled her, blushing lightly due to his semi heroic moment.

“Comfy?” Discord asked, flashing her his smug toothy grin.

“Just give me a warning next time around,” She growled back at him, though her face easily showed anything but anger.

“Spoilsport,” Discord chuckled.

“And yes, I am comfy,” Chrysalis said with a smile, adjusting herself to fit more snugly against him. “I have to admit, though…” she started to speak, though seemed quite hesitant to finish. Discord noticed this, his grin leaving in place of a concerned look.

“Is everything alright?” Discord asked, showing a level of concern that was prevalent not once but twice in the same day.

“It is just nice to be with someone like this, I guess. Though I must ask, when did you become such a softie?” Chrysalis asked playfully.

“Simply learning to appreciate friendship and all the ups and downs of it,” Discord answered with a smile. He was about to say something needlessly witty to include with his statement, but was instantly silenced by Chrysalis’ lips quickly taking the words out of his mouth. He didn’t care to complain, putting his own ounce of passion into the kiss.

Breaking off after a minute, the two panted heavily, looking at each other with similar expressions filled with a simple lust. “Definitely…not bad at all,” Chrysalis said, smirking. Discord scoffed jokingly.

“Only not bad at all? Wait until we get to my bed, Chrissy,” Discord said with a wink.

Chrysalis returned the smirk, climbing off of him. “We shall see about that, Dissy. Now, lead the way,” She said, her back turned to him while showing just enough of her face to wink at him as well. All it took was a simple sway of her hips to officially set him off at this point. He got up and grappled her, turning her around. He started making out with her while trying to lead her to his bedroom, clumsy with his lack of concentration. The two knocked over two vases and several paintings of the man himself. Having more important things to worry about, they finally made it to his bed, both of them wearing only half the clothing they had been previously. Him wearing only his trousers and her in her black lace undergarments.

“Oh Dissy!” Chrysalis moaned as he pushed her down on his bed, laying on top of her. He kissed and nibbled at her neck fiercely, leaving marks of his claim to her. She gasped as he bit down on her shoulder, digging her fingernails into his back. He slid a hand behind her, skillfully unclasping her black bra and tossing it aside like it was nothing. He stared at her for several seconds, tapping his finger to his chin. She looked up at him bewildered. “Not liking what you see? I can make them bigger if you like, baby,” She said in a seductive tone, cupping her breasts and wiggling them around in front of him slowly.

“Nope. I want you to take off that silly disguise of yours,” He said with a nod. This was something she hadn’t expected, even from him.

“W-why do you want me to do that?” Chrysalis asked, actually embarrassed by what he wanted, though admittedly flattered.

“Because, I want to screw the brains out of the changeling I am dating, not someone she is pretending to be,” Discord said with a daring grin on his face.

“You know, it’s sad that that’s probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me,” Chrysalis said, a light chuckle escaping from her nervous lips. Still, she did her best to remain dominant, even though she knew she was quickly losing control. “I should reward such honesty with a reward, then. I will grant you the pleasure of pleasuring the real me,” She said, trying to retain some power over him. “But in return, you’re going to have to do the same,” Discord didn’t waste any time as two very different wings and horns sprouted from his body, which went from a white complexion to a more silvery tone. One wing was light blue and feathery, while the other was more leathery and a deep blue. His horns were also very different, one being a deer’s and the other an antelope’s. He now had a red tail as well, long and scaly with a tuff of fur at the end. Finally the whites of his eyes were replaced with a yellowish tint.

“Oh how good it feels to stretch those out!” Discord said, his wings stretching out to full length. “Now with my end of the bargain completed, it is only fair. Don’t keep me waiting now, or you might miss out,” He said slyly, his every word meant to entice. Chrysalis nodded, and started to shimmer with a green light. Discord watched as her body became completely black, a dull shine radiating from her slick skin. Her arms and legs were covered in several holes, though Discord knew that was normal, so he wasn’t worried. Thin wings came out from her back as well, pushing herself up slightly to make room for their arrival. Her transformation finished with her face, fangs protruding from her mouth and a dull green glow from her eyes. Discord took some time to admire the dark beauty in front of him, taking in everything about her natural form. He actually chuckled as she meekly covered her chest from him, a hint of red on her cheeks. Discord grinned, witnessing her strangely embarrassed action. “Never expected you to be a shy one.”

“I-It’s just…I am not used to showing myself like this,” Discord raised an eyebrow, looking at her curiously. “I mean in my real form. It is…ummm…I uhh…”

“You are just the cutest when you’re flustered, you know.”

Discord bent down and kissed her softly, his tongue long and snake like, wrapping itself around her tongue expertly. She moaned into the kiss, fighting back herself, exploring his mouth as well. They began to play with each other’s fangs, Chrysalis completely oblivious to Discords surprise attack when his hands grabbed her wrists. Her eyes opened wide, a mischievous gleam sparkling in her current lovers stare. With one quick motion, he pinned her arms above her head, Chrysalis making every effort to escape from his grasp.

“Nnng…let me go!” Chrysalis said, squirming about under him. He chuckled and shifted himself upwards, taking in a good look at the treasure she attempted to keep hidden. Her real breasts were actually smaller than how she showed them otherwise, with a pale green nipple topping each one nicely. Chrysalis’ embarrassment peaked, her face practically glowing red as she watched him eye her. He smiled letting her hands go. She had no reason to cover herself, but she crossed her arms over her chest, annoyed by his sudden forcefulness. “They are small…” She quietly said, looking away from him.

“And…you’re upset about that? Silly woman. I think they are quite beautiful,” Discord said enthusiastically.

She simply huffed at his remark. “You’re just saying that so I won’t be mad and still want to have sex with you.”

“I do believe that was our intended goal from the beginning,” Discord said, amused by her attitude. “But that could be me just being a horny bastard,” Discord gave her a cheeky smile while pointing to his head. Chrysalis stared at him and his stupid smile, she couldn’t help but laugh at his stupid remark. “Besides, I think you look simply stunning. Black is definitely your color and you pull it off well,” his tone became more lustful as he began moving closer to her. “You look so good that I could just eat you up,” his tongue flicked across her nipple, the changeling queen releasing a sharp gasp from the sudden contact. His mouth followed his tongue, leading to the prize. He placed his lips over it and began to suck, forcing his victim to shudder involuntarily, wrapping her arms around his head. A free hand started to massage her other soft breast, Chrysalis practically melting under his skillful techniques.

“Ohh just like that, don’t you dare stop,” he happily obliged, switching sides and granting the queens desires. He gently nipped at her, the pain mixing with the pleasure in a wonderful harmony of sensations. Her cries filled the room in an erotic yet whimsical melody, music to Discords ears.

“I must say, the sounds you make are just the best. I must continue to make you sing,” Discord trailed downwards, reaching the black cloth covering her already moist womanhood. Chrysalis was already beyond trying to remain in control, simply falling into a wondrous bliss at his talents. Discord playfully rubbed the damp outside, tracing teasing circles along the fabric. Chrysalis began grinding her hips to increase the sensation. Simply a flag to continue, Discord proceeded to press in with more force, tormenting the sensitive flesh underneath her soaked panties, drawing out more wondrous cried from the writhing beauty beneath him. He moved his head lower, taking in the lusty scent she had been releasing. Chrysalis began using this time as a chance to catch her breath. She stared down at him, his sensual actions were just as unforgiving as his touch.

“T-take them off,” Chrysalis ordered. She couldn’t take the teasing any longer and wanted to feel his touch against her flesh.

“As you command, my queen,” Discord gladly played along with her, grasping the waistband and sliding them down with a painful slowness. She eyed him hungrily, the desire to ravage him only exceeded by the desire to have him ravage her. “My you are looking awfully eager,” Discord said as he finished his task, staring at the reward for his effort.

“Says the man whose pants are ready to rip,” Chrysalis said with a light laugh, taking in time to observe the man in front of her. Definitely different than most of the men she had seen. The intimidating part wasn’t his form, but how calm he was compared to others she had been with. Where they were quivering balls of nerves twitching anxiously, he remained in constant control of her, something that had secretly been driving her wild.

“It seems as if you are correct, Chrissy,” Discord said, interrupting her thoughts. She came through just in time to watch him swiftly remove his clothing, leaving him exposed to her. She licked her lips hungrily, wanting to devour him right then and there. He quickly climbed back on the bed, moving towards her now exposed lower lips.

“Well, what are you wa-OHHH!” Chrysalis was immediately silenced, his long tongue dancing along her slit, making teasing strokes as he purposely avoided going any deeper. She moaned, wrapping her legs around his back instinctively. He grinned knowingly, continuing his torturous ministrations on the woman, using a hand to gently open her up. The skin inside glistened with the ever flowing juices from the aroused queen.

“Someone is quite dirty. Allow me to clean you up, being the gentleman that I am.”

Discord began lapping away, leaving no corner unturned in his conquest. Chrysalis moaned loudly, her back arching upwards as she unconsciously made an effort to grind against his face. Her hands made their way to her chest, rubbing and playing with herself to further the pleasure coursing through her. Discord, being no stranger to this himself, knew exactly which buttons to press, or in this case, which button. His tongue had found the bundle of nerves, forcing a sharp cry from the owner.

“OH YES! Right there! Don’t stop!” Chrysalis yelled out. Discord was more than happy to do so, not that he planned on doing anything else. He traced his tongue over her clit, taking the time to spell out his name. The feeling was intense, the sensation of being serviced by his nearly demonic touch. Chrysalis wasn’t able to last when he got to the ‘R’, gasping and forcefully bucking her hips into his face, riding out the intense orgasm graciously given to her.

“Darn, I just got done cleaning that, too,” Discord jokingly whined. Chrysalis was too enthralled with riding out the remainder of her climax to bitch at him. He may have been a smartass, but he was good. “Oh don’t tell me we are done already,” Discord said, casually laying down on her stomach, resting his head on his arms. Throughout all of this, he had retained that cheeky grin, the smile that made her feel so powerless under his touch.

"......” Chrysalis’ voice was barely audible, trying to readjust to her normal speaking voice after everything.

“I am sorry, my dear. I didn’t quite catch that, you will have to speak up,” he turned his head to the side, cupping the back of his ear with his hand. She glared at him, grabbing his head and pulling him face to face with her.

“Fuck…me…” Her glare was an odd combination of cold determination and fiery lust. Discord did indeed look surprised by the sudden outburst, but rather than say anything, he let his body do the talking. All it took was a skillful shift of his hips to find himself pressing against her awaiting entrance. Chrysalis gasped and released his head so she could wrap her arms around him. She tried pushing herself onto him, but he moved away, forcing her to start to whimper.

“You never said the magic words, Chrissy,” Discord said, his grin returning to his face. She stared him down, wondering if he was actually serious.

“I will kill you in your sleep!” Chrysalis said, venom coming from her words. Discord simply chuckled and shook his head, pressing into her barely once again. He enjoyed watching her struggle under him, fighting her own instincts. “Please…I need it so bad…” Being the gentleman that he was, it was in his nature to do exactly what his lady wanted. He slid himself into her slowly, letting out a low groan, holding back his own voice so he could clearly hear hers.

Chrysalis was complete engulfed in the feeling of his member inside her, stirring up her insides in the most delightful way possible. At the near end, he suddenly thrust her quickly. She instinctively bit down on his shoulder, screaming loudly into it. Her sharp nails dug into his back, leaving blood to slowly drip out. Despite the pain, it only drove him to pull out and drive back in faster and harder, enraptured by the combination of the pain and pleasure. Releasing her fangs and nails from him, she grappled him passionately, holding him close to her body. Her sweet music filled the room, only furthering Discord to go faster, more fiercely. He was just as consumed by his own desire for pleasure as he was to please her.

“Oh yes, Dissy! Harder!” Chrysalis cried out, further enticing him to increase his pace. He sucked on her neck passionately, wanting to officially mark her as his. She wrapped her arms around his head, crying and gasping as the oncoming climax drove her into incoherent babble which Discord decide was her singing his praise. He was nearing his end as well, feeling the tightening in his loins signaling his release was not far off.

Discord was determined to remain strong, holding himself back. He sat up and grabbed her waist, grinding his hips as he thrust into her. The feeling of his cock inside, moving around from side to side, up and down, and in and out. Everything finally forced her over the edge. “FUCK!” Chrysalis screamed loudly, tearing away a good portion of his bed sheet. He felt her clamp down on him tightly, forcing him to release his long overdue load straight into her. He twitched and thrust in several times, letting shot after shot coat the inside of her.

Having rode out the mind numbing orgasms, Discord slowly fell on top of his heavily panting lover, staring at her content face. Her eyes were closed, enjoying the feeling of satisfaction. Her breath was quick and heavy, her chest heaving up and down. He playfully drew circles on her stomach with his finger, gaining her attention. She opened her eyes and looked over towards him, a subtle smile on her face. “Did you have fun, Chrissy?” Discord asked, continuing his teasing motions with his hands. She gave a simple nod, finding it hard to actually speak. He laughed, relishing in the moment.

It was always a good day when you can leave a woman speechless after sex. He moved himself onto his back, pulling her tightly into his arms. She wrapped her legs around his almost instinctively, resting her head in the crook of his neck.

“Discord…” Chrysalis finally spoke after a bit of rest. He turned his gaze towards her, brushing a hand gently through her hair. She enjoyed the surprisingly gentle feel of his touch, a soft moan escaping her lips.

“I do hope you enjoyed yourself, my dear,” Discord said, his grin replaced with a genuinely sincere smile. She smiled and blushed, finding it strange to be happily in the arms of a man after sex, rather than just using them and leaving. It was a nice, tender moment, and she knew exactly how to ruin it.

“I loved it, but next time, you’re going to be the bitch,” Chrysalis said with a wicked grin.

“We shall see about that,” Discord said with his own grin. He quickly climbed back on top of her, staring into her eyes and licking his lips. “And I am still rather bored…”

“Me too…”

Author's Note

Don't see myself doing too much of these kinda of stories. Love it, hate it. To each their own. Thanks for taking the time to read and have a great day.