A distinct lack of pants

by a guy with many hats

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"Vincent...hello..." Octavia bumped into me in the living room, "How are...how is the-" She pointed at my groin.

"Tender...how's the butt?"

"Tender..." We started walking into the kitchen, Octavia refusing to remove her arms from her breasts, "So...that...in the bathroom...you...do you not masturbate?"

"Not for a while, things have been so busy I haven't had time...no time to masturbate...what is my life coming to...and that thing she did last night didn't help." Rose was busying herself at the counter. Octavia and I took a seat at the table, "Hmm...I have an idea..." I held my hand out to her, I stared at Rose's swishing tail as she worked at the stove, "Help?"

"With what?"

"Saliva."

"For what!?"

"Just trust me, do you want to get back at her?"

"I..." I quickly felt her take my finger into her mouth, tongue pressing against it before pulling away, "Make it rough..." Rose was so unexpecting...so unassuming...I almost felt bad for what I was about to do. I stood from the table and slowly walked on my numb legs behind her.

"Hey Rose, what ya cookin'?" I poised my hand behind her.

"Just some oat-tot-tot-tots! Vince!" I latched onto her ass, slowly shifting my grip so that my finger was inching towards her, "Vince...no...Vincent...no- OH! Oooo~ Vincent....you...ah~" Her hands latched onto the stove, "Oooo-oh dear CelestiAH!"

I wormed my finger in deeper, "Consider this-" I jammed my finger in until her rump met my hand. She clenched hard, her hooves trying to lift her up and off my finger. I leaned in, letting my lips rest on her ear "Revenge~" I whispered softly, blowing a warm stream of air just past her ear. It twitched wildly as I did.

"Vincent...plea-ES- oh~ I'm trying to- Cooook~" She was on the verge of squealing as I twisted my finger.

"Rose..." I wiggled my finger inside of her.

She was panting wildly, "W-what!?"

I drew my finger out, jammed it back in, pulled it out once more and let it rest on her button, "I love you." I slid my finger up into the underside of her tail. I pulled my hand away, "But never, ever, ever, plug up my cock again." I poked her button with my thumb before pulling back and squeezing her bum, "Hmm...I was right...firmer, but still squishy." I let her go, panting lightly as she lowered her hooves back to earth. I quickly moved over to the sink and started scrubbing my fingers.

I could hear Octavia laugh as Rose tried to shift her legs, trying to banish the no doubt awkward feeling of having an exit become an entrance. "Octavia I will destroy you..." Rose grumbled as I finished up with my wash.

I took up her left flank again, "Rose, you will not touch Octavia," She craned her head back, slightly worried, "Without me." I grew a massive smile, as did she.

Octavia slammed the table, "What!? Traitor! I trusted you!"

I gave Rose's sides a soft squeeze making her squirm a little, "And that was your biggest mistake." I walked back to the table and took a seat. "We just had a mutual goal for a few minutes."

"You...you are the worst pony..."

"Yes," I crossed my legs, "Yes I am."

Rose quickly brought over a few plates and set them down, she dragged a chair over next to me and leaned on my upper arm. "It's nice to have you back," Rose said nuzzling into my arm, "You too Octavia." She just grumbled in response. "So, why'd you decide to come back?"

"Uh...you...I don't know about Octavia but for me it was mostly you..."

"Aww~" Rose buried her face into my chest.

"Eugh-" Octavia grunted, poking at the food.

"Anyways..." I said with a slight stare at Octavia, "I might see if Rarity is around later today, figure if anyone would have clothes it would be her." I could see Octavia's ears perk up.

Rose stopped leaning into me and scooted forward to start eating, "Alright...but I need to talk to you before you go."

"That's fine..." I joined everyone else in eating. "Hmm, better than I remember." Grainy with a slightly sweet quality. The next few minutes were relatively calm, Octavia trying to cover her nipples, staring angrily at Rose. Rose eating quietly with intermittent bouts of leaning into me. Me, enjoying the food and actually having someone to cuddle with. It was nice.


We finished up, dumping our plates in the sink. Octavia was waiting down stairs, apparently extremely eager to clothe herself. Strange how the addition of massive breasts can do that to people. Rose seemed happy to just mill about in my sweater, it hung heavily on her, ending at the middle of her thighs. She really was tiny.

Rose had dragged me into the bedroom. She was rummaging through her closet, her tail swishing out from the bottom of my sweater...her sweater, looked better on her anyways. "Ah there it is!" She bounced over, hiding something behind her back, "Vincent...I know...you...I- this is harder than I though." She looked at her hooves, "I...here." She held her hands out, a leather collar with a small tag sat in the middle of her palms.

"A collar? Is this...what is this?" I picked it up by the end, turning the tag to face me, "Property of Roseluck's?"

"I have a deal for you..." She took the collar from me, "I know...Stallions have...needs..." What the hell? "I...just....I-"

I wrapped her in a tight hug, her arms compressed against her chest, "Rose I would never cheat on you..."

She buried her face in my chest, "No...it's not cheating...it's..." She took a shaky breath, "I want you to go out, enjoy yourself...but!" She looked up, wrapping the collar around my neck, "Always come home, and be ready to make me feel good. Mount who you want, when you want, but understand." Her hand shot down, grabbing my bollocks again.

"Ow ow ow! Still tender!"

"Good- Remember...if you don't come back, ready to please me." She gave a hard squeeze, "We're going to have a problem. Got it?"

"Yes! Ow! Yes!"

She loosened her grip, "Good...let that collar be a reminder. Oh...and...I guess you can bring a mare home if you want...maybe even another Stallion..." She wrapped her arms around me, "Just so long as you always remember, I come first." I let her stay latched onto me, my hand patting her back softly.

"So...what brought this on?"

"Vincent...we had this talk before...the herding talk..."

"Ah...right...that talk."

"I really don't mind sharing you, I'd feel kinda bad if I hogged you all to myself." She tightened her grip on my chest, "Just so long as you're still my somepony."

"So...that whole spiel with Octavia, the whole 'I'll share' thing?"

"Oh...just showing her were she stands...she's definitely a bottom."

"Yeah...so when do you think it's gonna happen?" I asked finally returning the hug, "Also..." I gave her mane a long sniff, "you smell like cinnamon..." I buried my nose back into her mane.

"Thank you, and maybe tomorrow, definitely by the weekend. I guess it depends, do you wanna take her or should I?"

"Uh..." I felt myself twitch, "Hmm," I glanced up at my horn, "I can take two mare's at once...you want the meat or the horn?"

She laughed before burying her head into my chest, "Perv...I love it. Uh, I guess...horn? Maybe we can switch off..."

"Uh...sure...you got a plan?"

"...yes..."

I gave a hearty chuckle, "You gonna tell me?"

"No. It's gonna be a surprise." She eased up on the hug, prompting me to do the same, "You said you were going to see Rarity?"

"Yes ma'am,"

She looked me up and down, "Get some cloth...black cloth. A lot of black cloth."

"Oookay...well...I guess I'll get going." I turned towards the door.

"Vince wait..." I gave a soft sigh and turned around, "Can you...remember back...can you pick me up..."

I looked her over. I shrugged before kneeling down and scooping her up. A bit heavier than I remember but still tiny compared to the weight I was used to. Her calves hung over my arms, her back laid against my shoulder as her head curled into my chest, "Like this?"

She snuggled in tighter, "Hmmm~ just like this~" She closed her eyes and coiled up. "I could stay like this forever, feels so...safe...warm...I love you Vince."

"I love you too Rose...but," I started rocking her, "Octavia is going to get all pissy if I don't hurry." I gave a hard rock away from the bed, reeling back I let her fly out of my arms and onto the bed. She gave a loud squeak as she collided with the soft mattress. "I'll be back before dark."

"Jerk!"

"Yep!" I hurried into the hall and down the stairs.

Octavia was waiting at the door, "What is that?" She asked flicking my collar, "Is that.."

"Yes..."

"Property of Roseluck's....wow..." She started to snicker, "Worse than a wedding ring?"

I opened the door and started outside, "Actually...she said I could fuck whoever I wanted..." I felt my hand shoot to my new accessory, "So long as I remember her...or something...I guess I'm a pet now..."

"What? Really...you told me she was extremely possessive."

"That was before we actually fucked...I guess...now...she trusts me? Either that or she's counting on fear to keep me in line...either way it's working." I looked around the streets, a lot calmer than Canterlot. Still an undercurrent of panic, but people seemed to be coping better. Still an obscenely large amount of naked women lining each corner.

"Well...that's...both sweet and perverse all at once." Octavia blew some hair out of her face, "You truly found a very unique mare Vincent...very unique."

"Yep...also, I hope you like sausage."

"Pardon?!"

"Nothing." We hurried our pace towards Rarity's. Sooner we got clothes the better...well...I don't care, but I also don't want Octavia badgering me to no end.

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