A distinct lack of pants

by a guy with many hats

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Anthro, Comedy
Length: 21754

A magical accident has turned both ponies and humans into a pure hybrid. And the problem is not limited to Equestria. Level: 3 anthro. A spinoff of Ivory.

A magical accident has turned both ponies and humans into a pure hybrid. And the problem is not limited to Equestria. Level: 3 anthro

A spinoff of Ivory. Read it for context.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-22 07:11:54 UTC

Wake up call

Jesus why am I so itchy...my calves are killing me...

"Vincent where do you keep your clothes!?" Octavia? "Vincent!" My eyes snapped open as Octavia's face hovered over me, "Clothes: where!?"

I felt myself sink deeper into my bed, my head trying to burrow through my pillow, "Uh I don't-"

I felt her slap me across the cheek, "I don't have time for this!" While my eyes were closed from the impact I felt something grab my forehead and start yanking it around, "Get up and help me!"

It felt like someone was yanking on the front of my skull, "Ow ow ow ow, stop!" My hands shot up and grabbed at her fingers. I felt my eyes shoot wide; fingers!?

"Get up then!" I felt her start pulling my off my bed, still no idea what she was grabbing. She quickly pulled my upper half off the bed, letting my hands keep my from slamming face first into the floor.

"Uhhhh- Octavia; why am I white!?" I shouted staring at my forearms. They were now completely white, they looked like Vinyl's hooves!

I felt something cup my cheeks as Octavia's face filled my view once more, "Vincent, pants; where!?"

"I-" She quickly let my head drop.

"Useless!" I picked my head up just in time to see her walking away...on two legs. I instinctively looked up getting the whole picture; hooves...two legs...hands...swinging hips...ass like a ballerina...

"Holy shit..." Every neuron on my brain screamed out for me to reach out and grab her. She was rummaging through my dresser, bent over, giving me full view of a thin grey strand pulled tightly between her cheeks. I started kicking off trying to find a way to the floor. I managed to get onto all fours and start to right myself, "What the hell-" I got onto my legs for a moment before my feet shot out from under me with a few scratching sounds.

I was now face down on the ground, my forehead under a great pressure. An extremely loud horn sounded in the distance, "Oh!" Octavia exclaimed. I lifted my chin up, Octavia's hooves quickly clattering in front of me, "Get up!" She had found one of my dress shirts and knelt down to pull me up.

Back on two feet I tried to take a step, my feet slipping out from under me once again. Luckily though Octavia managed to catch me and keep me upright. I took a moment to look down. No toes, no feet, just..."Hooves!? What the hell is going on!?" I looked up to Octavia who was pulling her shirt closed with one hand and keeping me steady with the other.

"I don't know- AH!" She shrieked as she pulled hard to get her shirt over her chest, "Just- work!"

"Dear Thor!" I was caught off guard as I shifted my grip to her back, the shirt crumpled around my hand revealing what were no less than double D's. "I-uh-wer-mmmhmmm-" I started nodding to answer some unasked question.

I could see the Octavia's mouth shoot open in a gasp before being pushed back onto my bed, "You absolute pervert! Is now really the time!?" She started berating me and throwing a small temper tantrum. I was to enthralled by the visage of a now bipedal Octavia bouncing around in an over sized dress shirt and a pair of panties that matched her fur perfectly. Her bed ragged mane- er...hair? Wrapping it all together in a rough night package.

She stomped her hooves daintily as she nearly bounced and screamed at my apparent perversion. Not that I would be dispelling that rumor any time soon, I was all but drooling over her as she danced about in her own little rage session, her chest bouncing heavily under the thin shirt as she stomped her hooves.

While this was my main focus I was still brimming with question, sadly most were stomped by the overwhelming desire to squeeze any, and every, part of her. "Vincent are you even listening to me!?" She turned her attention to me, "We need to- oh dear Celestia! You lecherous cur!"

I sunk my head down to avoid her scorn, immediately confronted with the cause of her upset. My...uh...at least I think it is mine...member had been growing this entire time, now laying heavily against my lap. My mind raced, three thoughts stood out: screw everyone who called me short, why's it black, and holy crap I have a horsedick...

"I thought you clothed yourself when you slept!" Octavia yelled turning away.

"Not in my own damn house! Gods damn don't turn around you're making it worse!" I had a full view of her ass, perfectly framed by the tailing of my shirt, her panties holding on for dear life against her massive hips. I could see a slight indent where they were struggling to contain her ass. "I..." I looked down, staring at my member, it ached from the over stimulation, "I know boner...I want it too..."

"Are you talking to your erection!? You freak!" She went back to fumbling with the buttons that lined her- my shirt. "Now really isn't the time for you to give in to base desires!"

"Now is exactly the time! You're...well...hot..." I deadpanned. My words utterly failed me. The situation was completely insane, but all I can think about is her...the male brain is really screwing me over right now. "uh...do you want some help with that?"

She gave an exasperated sigh as she let her hands fall from the buttons, "Yes..."

A wicked idea crossed my mind, "Okay...on one condition," I let an evil smile grown on my face, "I get to slap your ass."

Her face grew bright red as she started fumbling her words, "I- but- I can't- What would Roseluck say!?"

"Uh..." I gave it half a moment of thought, my brain flashing back to the stack of pictures she sent, "She'd probably tell me to do it to her too...so..."

"What!?" She took the buttons in her hand again, "Surely I can...come on! Please...." She sounded like she was pleading with the shirt, her fingers just unable to articulate the action. She gave a soft whimper before walking over to me, "Just..."

"Do you agree?" I smiled knowing I had all but won.

"I...don't have a choice." She lowered her head, "How do you even do anything with these stubby things!"

"Practice...now..." I lowered my head and grinned devilishly, "I'll be nice and do the buttons up first," I deftly set each button in place. The shirt was riding up her chest, revealing her midriff while sitting bulkily on her shoulders, "Better?"

She tried to pull it down, "Are you sure this is right...it's rather tight."

"That's because it's a mens." I tried to help her pull it down, causing her nipples bleed through the thin fabric, "Uh...just...just leave it, now. Turn around, bend over."

She crossed her arms and started muttering, "No..."

"Octavia you agreed..."

"No I won't!"

"Octavia..."

"No Vincent! NO!"

"Octavia."

She gave a few whimpers before slowly turning around, "Unbelievable..."

"Tell me about it..." I let my hands rest on both sides of her hips. She tensed up under my touch. I let my palm travel to her cheek giving it a nice squeeze, "Truly...un-be-lievable."

"Just get it over wit-" I brought my right hand down hard across her, she gave a high pitch squeal as her right leg pulled up reactivity, "Owwie...ow...ow...OW!" She shot upright and started rubbing her ass. My hand stung slightly from the perfectly sealed impact, "Ow....Vincent that really hurt..." She sounded legitimately sad.

I felt a slight pang in my chest, "Sorry..." I reached out and pulled her back by her waist. I hugged her waist while I let my cheek rub up against the soft imprint I left in her fur.

I heard her gasp as the soft fur of her bum mingled with that of my cheek, "Vincent please stop...oh~ I..." I felt her shudder, I opened my eyes and leaned back, her hands were balled up, her wrists digging into her slightly bent knees.

In a flash of brilliance I turned my head and bit down on her right ass cheek. Her leg trembled as my teeth lightly clamped onto her. I let my tongue come onto brushing contact for just a moment before humming with as much reverberation as possible. She gasped and started panting ever so lightly as he leg twitched, "Vince- oh deeear...Oh! Okay- ah~ Okay! That's enough!" She pulled away, my mouth leaving her with a soft pop, "Dear Celestia-" She half gasped, "That..." She turned around and faced me, she looked just about ready to have a go at me, "Tell no one."

Before I could say anything her head shot down, her mouth meeting mine, and her tongue jetted into my mouth. It took a quick tour of my mouth before pulling out, leaving me damn winded. She leaned upright, swinging her hand up before bringing it down hard across my cheek. I reeled hard, my entire face hurting from the slap. Somehow the pure femininity of her slap made it all the worse.

She gave a loud huff before extending a hand, "N-now, I suggest we never tell anyone of this, and move on."

I stretched out my jaw a few times before taking her hand and rising from the bed. My member brushing against her thigh for a moment before she gave yet another gasp and stepped back. It was absolutely rock solid from my recent...run in...with Octavia, "You should...take..." Her speech drifted off, I caught her staring at my Johnson. I waved my hand in front of her eyes for a moment, "Wha~ Oh dear! I'm so sorry." She turned away as a deep red blush shot through her fur, "I just...it's-"

"Later, I don't think I can walk so well." I tried to take a step forward, my feet...no...hooves, slipping as I tried, "Yeah...nope." Octavia took my shoulder, "How the hell do you walk like this?" She helped my over to the dresser.

"It's simple! You just...you walk! It's not that hard." I tried to take an independent step, almost slipping once more, "You're like a foal!"

"And you couldn't button up a freak'in shirt! We all have problems..." I grabbed the dresser and quickly found a pair of pants. I stumbled back to the bed and pulled the pair on, I stuffed my tail into the left pant leg, my erection into the right., "Huh...kinda...kinda noticeable ain't it..." My black slacks bulged obscenely from the leg, "Uh...I have an idea. Go find a roll of tape."

"For...oh dear..." She ran off, returning a few minutes later with a roll of black duct tape, "Here..."

"Great," I pulled my pants down and held my meat log against my leg. I quickly wrapped a few strands of tape to it and my leg. I looked up seeing Octavia staring me down, "Kinda obvious..."

"Huh? Oh! I wasn-"

I pulled my pants up, my boner only growing more uncomfortable as I did, "Man...just...it hurts..." It looked like I was hiding a log of sausage in my pants. Accurate enough I suppose. I stood up, my dick doing it's damnedest to make this as uncomfortable as possible, "Now...eugh- got a plan?"

She shook her head. her ears flapping against her head as she did, "Uh...the horn!" She ran over to my window, "The princess will know!"

I finally took a moment to look at my body...yep...just like Octavia now...except luckily still a man. "Wait...I just realized...don't most ponies not wear clothes at all...and...the ones that do...don't they usually just wear tops?"

"Yes...your poi- Oh mother of Celestia."

"A town full of pants less women in overly tight upper body wear..." I took a moment and looked at the sky, "Thank you gods...thank you so much," I felt a tear run down my cheek, "Just...I love you gods...I love you all so-" I stifled a tear, "SO MUCH!"

"Just...oh by the princesses...let's go..." She pulled me off the bed yet again, helping me out of the room. My erection never fading as we hit the street. It was absolutely littered with panicking...uh...half pony hand humans...pony people...almost all women, almost all fully nude.

I felt something strange flicker in my head "Octavia...I can die now...I can just die..."

"What?!" She barked as she helped my get my bearings on my new feet.

"I've seen all there is to see...a land of nothing but nude women...my life can not actually get better..." I turned to her, "This is it...this is my greatest moment..."

"But...you...piano..."

"Fuck the piano! Look around!" I wrapped my arm around her shoulder, letting her hips catch on the waist of my pants, "This is heaven...Tits and ass as far as the eye can see...it's..." I faced a rather uncomfortable looking Octavia, "It's all I ever wanted..."

Her ears fell back against her head, her eyes adopted an annoyed look, "You're a pervert."

"I am well aware. Now! Let's figure out what the hell is going on, and who I need to thank for all of this!"

She rolled her eyes before helping me through the streets towards the castle. My boner threatening to explode from the stimulating sights of frantic women running around bare ass naked...I shifted slightly. It was starting to hurt, but we pressed on towards the Castle regardless.

Train

"Vince let go." Octavia tried to get her fingers under my hand, "Vincent...let...go."

"No...it's like a stress ball...a warm...squishy...furry...warm...stress ball, and I'm really stressed out right now...really...stressed..." I had my right hand gently squeezing her left boob. ...squishy... I gave a few more squeezes. Octavia was both enjoying it an loathing me all at once. I could feel her breathing, I could feel her walking, I swore I could feel her heartbeat.

"Vincent...please....I think people are starting to stare." Her voice was low and heavy.

"...fine...but we're not done yet,"

"Thank you Vinc-ENT!" I let my hand trail off, ending with a quick pinch through the shirt. I made sure to give it just enough force to give her tit a soft yank, "Asinine buffoon!" She pushed me away before reeling her arm back and planting a solid punch into my upper arm.

"Ow! Dear Odin you hit hard!" I started rubbing the point of impact, "Ow...revenge will come Octavia...revenge will come." My arm was slowly going numb as we pushed through the panicked streets of Canterlot. A few people were covered up, no doubt human before this madness. I had to laugh as several males were trying to either hide their obvious boners or walking ramrod stiff.

"There!" Octavia pointed out Princess Celestia; she was waving her arms and trying to gather attention. We quickly ran past a ton of crazed people and stood about three feet away, "Princess!"

"Oh dear...oh! Ms.Melody hello..." She kept talking, as did Octavia. My mind however was a bit broken from the sight. She was near perfect, she was perfect. Long legs, tight body, perfect breast size, pleasing face...my brain went into lock down. My vision met the floor, unable to deal with the sight in front of me.

Octavia's voice broke through my stupor, "Vincent don't be rude..."

"Huh I...sorry...I just can't" I looked up but off to the side, "It's just...it's too much."

"Pervert...anyways! I would be honor to..." I stopped paying attention again and looked down. Octavia was wide open...unsuspecting, and talking with her ruler.

"Revenge~" I took a step to the side and jammed my thumb into the underside of her tail. To her credit she only had a slight hiccup in her speech before righting herself. More. I readjusted my hand, letting my fingers graze her right ass cheek. Her voice caught a few times as she shooed my hand away. No, more! Without warning I took her entire cheek in my hand, squeezing it hard before pinching quite a bit between my thumb and knuckle, slowly increasing the pressure. Her voice went from composed, to startled, to strained.

"I'm...sure...he would- Oh you fucking bastard!" She pulled away, turning to me with the stare of death in her eyes. It took a moment for her to realize where she was, and who she was standing in front of; her anger faded, hands shot up to cover her mouth, and turned to the princess. "I..."

"Ms. Melody...give us a moment." I was still looking at the ground but I knew who she was talking about. I could see Octavia slowly shuffle off, quickly replaced by a pair of hooves not too dissimilar from mine, "Mr. Arroyo..."

I gave a stout cough, "Yep..."

"Vincent...look at me..."

"I...I can't..."

"Vincent..."

"Seriously...please don't." I felt her take my chin in hand. A slow rise gave me full view of everything...it only stopped when I reached her slightly disapproving face.

"What did you do to her..." Something about the entire situation set me off, something about being lightly scolded by a sexy god was just too much for me to handle. I felt something warm start to leak from my nose before mumbling something and fainting.

I woke up in a train seat, my pained erection finally gone. "You're an animal..." I looked around, Octavia was sitting with her legs crossed, head resting on her wrist, staring out the window, "Ponyville...Originally I offered our help to find out what was going on...but now I think she just doesn't want us in Canterlot..."

"Wha~ Wha happen?"

"Before or after you made a fool out of me..." She turned her head towards me, "You groped me, refused to look at the princess, got a nose bleed, then passed out!" She turned back to the window with a huff, "You really can't control yourself...idiot."

I slowly picked myself up off the wall of the train, "Hey I-"

"No! Just sit down and be quiet! You've done enough!"

"I-" She quickly stood up, towering over me.

"Vincent...I will end you." my brain went into overdrive. Her voice was sincere in her hate, but something about her made me not care, or rather, made me want to take her to the ground.

Finger combed hair, loose shirt over huge breasts, an angry stare, and the smell of her body mixed with that of her perfume, a generally sweet thing, caused my penis to adopt a mind of it's own. "Octavia...gods...just..." I quickly wrapped my arms around her, pulling her body over mine, "I'm sorry....don't hate me." I let my face rest in her mane, "Just..." I gave a long sniff. This must be what it was like for Rose...I feel terrible now.

"It's...wow...I..." I felt her reach around my back, "I didn't think you'd take it so hard," I felt her chest squeeze against mine, "I'm...I'm sorry too. I understand this must be very hard for you."

"Octavia quit saying hard...please...for your benefit as well as mine..." I felt her twitch before letting go. Not wanting to increase the pain in my bollocks anymore I let her go too. She quickly took her seat once again, staring out the window. "So uh...we're gonna fuck at some point...right?"

"Just..." She closed her eyes and clenched her teeth, "Is that all you can think about!?"

"Hmm I'm in a tiny booth with a hot women...mare....person...with double D's, wide hips, tight ass, sultry look, all wrapped up in an over sized dress shirt and a pair of what I would call, flesh colored panties! No I'm thinking about trains..."

"Vincent...you can go see Rose once we're down there..."

"Yeah well you're coming too..."

"I don't need to hold your hand while you...have...intercourse."

I crossed my leg, crushing my appendage, "Ow...You do realize Harpo and Beauty have been banging...right?"

"What!?" Her head snapped to meet me, "Since when!?"

"Well...I noticed it after the second gig...you really didn't know?"

"No....oh my...that does explain a lot."

"Yep. And now let me set out your circumstances, you can stay with me and Rose, possibly end up in something amazing. Or you can go stay with Vinyl, and end up under her, two stallions, and another mare. From what you told me, it is a highly probably possibility..."

She was shocked, apparently she hadn't thought that far ahead, "But...surely I can just-"

"Look...it's going to happen. Wow that sounded creepy," I gave a quick laugh, "But no really...it is...what even funnier is, I know you'll let it happen."

"Vincent if you're-"

"Octavia....how many times has it happened already...and each time you just asked me politely to stop. No: 'No means no' just a slight refusal...I just haven't said anything."

Again, she was stunned, "I...and what about Rose?"

"She'll...uh, probably..." I gave a rough, no, two rough coughs, "She'll probably end up on top of you...dominance thing..."

"What!?"

"Octavia...calm down, I can't force you to do anything...but I can tell you, by the time you leave Ponyville...you will have gotten laid...it's going to be a town of raging hormones, confusion, and what I hope, perversion. Your getting laid is inevitable...and it's going to be you that gives the go ahead..."

"Vincent don't tell me I'm going to have sex!" She started glowing red.

"Octavia....I'm stating facts."

She started whimpering, "Why?"

"For us? Sexual tension...a shit ton of sexual tension...with Vinyl. Vinyl I'd imagine she'd drug you...or tease you into submission, slow erosion kinda thing. So, what's it going to be?"

She muttered, stuttered, and whimpered, "Fine...but I will not be forced into anything!"

I looked out the window, Ponyville was coming into view, "Wont have to be."

Thorns

The train pulled into the station, with no bags we were on the platform in seconds. A rush of people pushing past us onto the train. Bouncing boobs knocking into me only broken up by the odd cock. It wasn't pleasant but given the amount of women that I was tossed around from I was willing to call it a win.

I was starting to get the hang of walking on hooves and Octavia was practicing with the top button on the shirt, "You know, I will admit these have their uses." She managed to do the button up herself, "It will be nice not having to pick up stuff with my teeth...Vincent are you alright,"

"Yeah...still kinda fumbly." I was still a bit uneven with my steps. My legs felt like they could kick in a steel frame door but controlling them was a rather new issue, "Just...I know I can lean back more but my brain keeps telling me not to." It was a bit like walking on tiptoes, only the more I tiptoed the more stable I was. "Anyways we should go, what was your plan?"

"Plan?"

"Yes...plan...you're telling me you never made a fucking plan!?"

She started running off, "Let's uh...Rose! We can stop by and figure things out there!"

"And I'm the idiot..." I started off after her, "Do you even know where you're going!?"

"Yes...no...which way did she live?"

"Frigga...follow me." I took the lead as we ran through the slightly calmer streets on Ponyville.

I burst into the shop, the little bell on the door nearly flying off, "Hey! We're closed!" I ran over to the stairs. There she was, in a sweater...my sweater, I was wondering where I left that, "Who the hay do you think you are!?" She hurried down. "I said we-" I cut her off by wrapping her in a tight hug, "What the!?"

"Rose! Oh my gods I missed you~" I was still a few inches taller than her. I leaned back, pulling her legs off the ground.

"Vincent!?"

"Mmmhmmm~" I buried my face in her mane, "You still smell like sugar..."

I could hear Octavia slam against the door frame, "For being so imbalance -phew- you sure can- run fast."

I gave Rose a final squeeze, smushing her chest against mine. She took a few steps back and looked us over, "What the hay is going on!? I thought...is this in Canterlot too!?"

"Yep!" I chirped.

"And...why is she here," She pointed to Octavia.

"She agreed to an orgy," I said with a smirk.

"What!?" Octavia screamed from the doorway.

Rose looked at her, then back to me, then back to Octavia, then at last back to me, "Vincent...you know I love you right?"

"Yes...why are you -ohgod-" her hand shot out, grabbing me by the base of my person, "Owowowowow!" While the feeling of her warm palm around my nads was amazing, the squeeze she was giving them was one of the most pained experiences of my life. She slowly starting pulling me with her towards the door.

She got nose to nose with Octavia, "This-" She gave a hard squeeze, "This is mine, now...I'm a nice mare...aren't I Vince," Another harder squeeze.

"Yes! Very nice! Ease up please!"

She loosened her grip ever so slightly, "And being the nice mare I am, I might share this with you. But..." Another squeeze, she was going to crush them! "He is mine...above all else this." Ow "Is." Ow "Mine!" OW. She let go, sending me to the floor, cradling my ghoolies, "Now...Vince, upstairs now. Octavia you can have the guest room, but right now I need to take care of some things." She hurried up the stairs, her tail held to the side, giving me full view of her ass as she walked up the stairs.

I could hear Octavia giggling from the doorway, "Shut up!" I yelled rolling onto my front, "Gods damn that hurts. Help me up!"

Octavia helped me up the stairs, we both paused when we saw two chairs facing each other. Rose standing shirtless between them. "Both of you...take a seat. Now." I felt a strange sensation shoot down my back. Fear...

I was slowly dragged over and set in a seat. Octavia tried to leave, only to be caught by Rose and forced into a chair. "I said take a seat."

"But I-"

"Octavia Melody..." Rose grabbed her by her shoulders, "You will listen to me...or you will leave. Now sit down, and watch." She left a rather scared looking Octavia and started seductively sauntering over to me, "Now you, take em off."

"I-"

She set her thumb over my lips, "Joke later...pants now."

I quickly went to work and started pulling them off, "I just want you to know...I have never been this aroused and frightened all at once." I finished with my pants and let them fall to the ground, my member had escaped the tap and was now slapping roughly against my stomach.

"Hmm," Her tongue poke out of her mouth as she lowered herself face to dick with me, "Vince I'm so glad you're happy to see me." I clenched my teeth as she ran her fingertips across my pained member, "Now...I'm not really used to these yet." She caught me off guard, grabbing onto the base of my erection with her right hand, "Oooo~ It's hot..." I felt myself pulse in her hand, "Oh~" She twisted her hand around me, giving me a slight squeeze, "I can feel it, twitch." A familiar heat behind her voice set my brain on fire. She slowly set her left hand higher up, letting her eyes peek out from under my head.

She started slowly pumping up and down my shaft, letting her fingers curl and squeeze as she did. My hands were digging into the seat of the chair and my teeth were clenched hard enough to turn coal into diamonds. She refused to break eye contact the whole ride, staring into mine with unwavering conviction. Her left hand managed to grace along the tiny puddle of pre at my head and was now making what was once a dry tug into an outright hand job.

Had I not grasp so tightly onto the chair my hips would have started bucking wildly as I reached my limit. The way she was pulsing her fingers in tune with her strokes, the way her eyes burned through my head, the slightly slick fur sliding up and down my cock, it was all too much, "Vincent."

"W-what!?" I managed to yelp out between grunts and snorts.

"Cum." Time froze, my brain went into lock down. I could feel the buildup leave my base and start to travel up my shaft, only to stop at the tip. Rose had put her thumb over my urethra!

"Ahughuah!" I yelled as my head was locked in place. Rose's eyes looked like they were glowing. Her stare only cut by the backup at my head. I started making alien grunts, growls, and snorts as the blockage started to compact. "Oh my fucking god! AH-" My head flew back against the back of the chair. My legs twitched wildly, scratching the hard wood floor. My entire groin burned from the denial. Only once I had completely stopped moving had Rose let go. I slowly brought my head up in time to see Rose holding a thumb out to Octavia, who was bright red and shaking her head softly. I couldn't actually hear what they were saying, my senses were shot, only a slight ringing filled my head.

After a short dialog between them Rose took Octavia by the cheeks. She looked legitimately scared as she slowly opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out. Rose wasted no time in grinding her thumb into her tongue Octavia recoiling as she did. She tried to pull her tongue away, Rose quickly closing her fingers around her entire tongue and making small circles with her thumb before letting Octavia pull away, her tongue lolled out as Rose turned to me. She ran a hand along my chest, "Now...I suggest you never leave me for some fancy Canterlot adventure again. Got it?"

I made some strange grunt before letting my head fall back, "You...are...a mean...bitch."

She took my head in her hands, "Keep me happy next time." She pulled me in giving me a quick kiss before walking off.

I just stayed there for a while, letting my groin try and settle. Once I knew it wasn't going to get any better I stood, falling to my knee before managing to actually walk over and check on Octavia, "I- still- Ah!" She was wiping her tongue with my shirt, "Salt!"

"So I've- erugh- heard..." I felt my hand grab my boys, "I'm gonna...go sleep on the couch..." I slowly made my way to the living room couch and laid across it. My hands cupping my testicles, protecting them as best I could. The pain refused to leave me. It was a thick pressure that settled in my bollocks and the base of my penis; which had retreated back into a new addition to my body, a sheath. I'd been too stimulated to have seen it up until now.

I started drifting into a pained sleep, Octavia eventually joined me on the other couch, "Vincent..."

"Eugh."

"She scares me..."

"Yep..."

"...you know...I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing what that tasted like and I would have been fine..."

"Eugh."

"...Vincent...I'm scared..."

"Eh-yup. Me too..."

Relief

"Ow!" What the hell... "Ow!" Octavia? "Pleas- Ow ow ow OW!" Whatever...bed warm.

"Wake up..." I slowly opened my eyes, Octavia was standing over me, shaking my shoulder, "She told me to wake you up..."

"Mugh..." I threw her hand off and switched from laying down to sitting, "Stupid...couch...what the hell is wrong with you?" She seemed to be rubbing her own ass, "I know it's great and all...but you can calm down." I gave a long yawn, my muzzle coming into view for the first time.

"Look...I was just put over the knee of a mare half my size...I don't really want to talk about it. She told me to wake you up and I don't really want a repeat of the last fifteen minutes."

"Fine," I stood up, "Find a seat or something, I'll see what she wants." Octavia just stood there, "Problem?"

She grew abashed, "I can't..."

"Pardon?"

"I can't sit..."

I started chuckling, "What did she do to you?"

She started moving her arms behind her back again, "Like I said...I don't want to talk about it...all I will say is you people have some strange obsession with my backside..."

I rolled my neck, "Cause it's nice...squishy, but firm...oh, and big." She started sputtering out half words, "Octavia you have a hot ass...get over it."

"But I- just- no!"

"Probably from having to stand with that cello all the time," I arched my back, giving off a satisfying crack, "Strengthen the glutes." I started to walk past. I stopped and had a look at her, still rubbing circles around a series of deep red hand prints. "Move your hand for a second."

"Why!?"

"Just do it..."

"But-"

"Exactly...now move," I knelt down and pulled her hand away, letting my own latch on.

"Ow! Be careful...it's tender..." I rolled my eyes and surveyed the damage.

"Man...she was relentless!" Ten or so bright red hand prints broke through her coat, even her coat itself held the imprints, "I mean...I did it too, but I only did it once...and I didn't leave a mark."

"She said something about teaching me my place...your...uh...special somepony, is rather domineering." I let go and stood up. She quickly turned to face me, "Was she like this before?"

"She didn't have hands before..."

"...A fair point, but I meant the aggression."

"Sort of? I think she would have been, she's...pretty pent up..." I shifted uncomfortably, "I guess that makes sense why she did...the thing...yesterday..." My groin ached, "I'm hoping once she has her fill she'll calm down, she's actually quite motherly when she's not trying to molest you."

"I'll have to take your word for it, I've only seen the mare in heat we have now..." She walked over to the couch and stacked a few pillows before sitting down on them.

I caught a whiff of something, "Octavia...did you shower yesterday?"

"Yesterday? No."

I walked over to her, giving her mane a sniff, "Yep...no you didn't. Shirt."

"Excuse me?"

I held my hand out. "Shirt. I won't let you wear my shirt unclean for two days in a row."

"But I...Vincent please don't make me shirtless around her." She pleaded.

"Hmm another fair point, panties too,"

"No!"

"Octavia you smell..."

"But I- Vincent please. Surely we can come to a compromise?"

I gave it a short thought, "You bent over the tub while Rose has her fun..."

"What!?" She nearly jumped from the couch.

"Either that, or you give me the clothes."

She started whimpering again, "I hate you..." She worked on the buttons while pouting over her lost battle. Eventually she slowly tore the shirt off. I could feel my member start to peek out again, the pain mounting. "Here!" She threw the shirt at me, "Now go!"

"Nuh uh- those too," I pointed to her groin, "I can take them by force if need be..."

"Just let me keep them..."

"You've been wearing the same underwear for a full day now...you really going to tell me you don't feel just a little grimy."

She muttered something before uncrossing her legs and pulling them down. "Pervert...." She did her best to hide from me, but even the sight of just her panties rounding the corner of her knees was enough to excite me, "Here!" She chucked them at me. They dangled in front of my vision without falling. A quick look up saw them stuck on my horn...well...that would explain why my head hurt yesterday.

I decided to leave them there and went for my pants from last night. Still crumpled up next to the chair. "Vince what are you doing?" Rose walked over, "First day back and you're doing laundry? I thought I told you I needed you."

"But I-" Rose pulled the clothes away, grabbing the panties in her teeth. Force of habit I suppose...or she was trying to irk me, and it was working.

She let the panties fall into the small heap of clothes in her arms, "Next time I see you with those on your head, they better be mine..." She started walking off, swinging her hips and flicking her tail. For being a petite women she could still hold her own. Octavia was tall and slender with a firm but squishy ass, Rose...Rose was tiny, petite, haven't gotten a hold of her ass yet, but it looks a lot firmer. "By the way~ All that money you've been sending, I put it to excellent use. Now go wait in the bathroom. I'll be there soon," She started walking down the stairs. I don't remember her eyes glowing like that before...like pale green fire...I'm going to destroy her...

"Look at you waiting like a good boy~" Rose walked in and joined me in sitting on the edge of the tub, "Hows are my boys?" She laid her hand on my thigh.

"Sore...seriously why did you do that yesterday!?" I looked down at my swollen privates, "Nothing but pain."

I felt her hand pull my face to meet her's, "I promise you it was for a good reason...now!" She reached into the tub and turned on the shower head, "You've been good, so Mama's going to take care of you,"

She quickly stood and stepped into the stream of water, dragging me along with her. The water was warm, quickly seeping through my thin fur and causing my mane to fall over my face. Figures I'd be monochrome...but pure black and white? Eh, I could be lime green...pick your battles I suppose.

Rose took my hands, looking up under my fallen mane, "Vince do you trust me?"

It took me a second, "Yes."

"Then don't move," She reached down, grabbing my nads. She gave them a very loose squeeze, "Wow...you really are backed up."

I gave a quick cough, causing them to try and retract from her grip, "Yep...are you gonaaa..." She pressed herself against me, my head quickly fell, my chin resting on her crown as she went to work coercing my member out of hiding. My back was to the shower wall, hands helping to keep me from merging with it completely, "Holy shit..."

She had taken me out of the sheath and was rubbing her thumb along it's now flat head. Once I was at full mast she pushed me back against the wall. She took a step away and turned around. "Bend down a bit." I complied, lining myself up with her love tunnel, "Such a good boy, but not yet." She slowly leaned back, letting my member pass under her groin and poke out from between her hips. She pressed herself tightly against me, crossing her legs and sandwiching me between her thighs. "Now...thrust."

It was like she pulled a wire in my brain. I wrapped my hands around her midsection as her hands found quite more stimulating marks: my cock, and my horn. She rubbed her thumb across the base of my horn, along the joining between it and my forehead. Her other hand gently squeezed my head. My actual head rested on her collar.

I slowly pulled back, slamming my hips against hers. Her thighs were locked like a vice, but with all the water flowing, my member glided snugly through her legs. My mind started working on it's own; thrusting madly as she pulsed her grip around my tip, "Vince...tell me, what do you want?"

"More." My mouth moved before I was finished processing the question, "Want- ahhh~ more!" I kept on my new found rhythm, pumping in and out of her crossed thighs, letting the water ease my journey. Her hand was slick as my pre started seeping out. My hands had somehow worked their way up and were latched onto her breasts, squeezing and kneading in a poor rhythm.

My breathing turn to ragged gasps and snorts as I picked up pace. Rose turned her head back, her eyes locking with mine. My mind lost any sense of control as my hips bucked wildly against her, she was stroking my entire horn, squeezing my tip as I hilted, and creating a small hole when I left, only for me to push back and squeeze into it. Her unwavering stare driving me forth. A silent lust behind them. "Vincent..." She waited until I was reeled back, "Cum"

I slammed forward. The buildup came quickly, this time only making it to the shaft before encountering trouble. I bucked wild in rapid shallow digs, "Please...please...Vince good..."

I could see the edge of Rose's smile, "Vince very good." She shifted her tights, letting me burst forth. The blockage explodes out. My eyes still locked with Rose's, I bit down on her neck. I was still going, my legs trembling as they quickened their shallow thrusts. Her hand now rubbing the underside of my beast as it throbbed. I was making animalistic grunts and snorts as I splatted the shower wall.

Time lost meaning for a while, locking in a never ending pump of seed. Each thrust, each twitch, each spurt, each electrical buzz from my new horn lost meaning.

Eventually things cleared. My body was on the brink of collapsing. Rose finally broke her stare. She loosed her hold on me and let me fall. I collapsed in the back of the tub, my legs splaying out towards the now plastered wall. I let my head fall back and tongue loll out. My groin was completely empty, my legs numb. It felt like someone had sucked all the feeling from my entire lower body.

I was only reminded of having something below my waist when Rose sat down on it; pinning it between her rump and my stomach, "Thick, warm, and yummy." She chirped in quick succession, "Just like where it came from." I brought my head up just in time to see her suckling her right index finger. "All better?"

"Aughuh~" I let my head slam back against the wall of the tub with a loud knock.

She gave a quick giggle, "I told you there was a reason, wasn't that worth it?" She ground herself against me. I could only feel the pressure, no pleasure, just...soreness.

I'm not actually sure what came out of my mouth, what I meant to say was yes, but it ended up being some unintelligible groan. All I could see was the tiled wall and stucco ceiling.

"Good. Octavia!"

"Come in here!"

"Why!?"

"Octavia...do we need to repeat our little lesson?"

"...fine." The door opened shortly after, "What did you- Oh dear Luna!"

"Guess what you get to clean up."

"But I- it's- there's no-"

"Octavia...Don't complain or you'll be doing this with your tongue."

"This is-" She did as she always did, deteriorated into defeated whimpers.

"But first," Rose stood up. I heard something hit the edge of the tub, "See that."

"I..."

"That is how you tame a Stallion. Now I'm going to make breakfast, I think I wore him out." The door closed again.

Octavia quickly leaned over me, "Vincent are you alright!?" She grabbed my head and shook it around, "Vincent speak to me!"

"Vince...was good...." My final words before passing out. Not the most elegant of goodbyes but certainly the truth.

Collar

"Vincent...hello..." Octavia bumped into me in the living room, "How are...how is the-" She pointed at my groin.

"Tender...how's the butt?"

"Tender..." We started walking into the kitchen, Octavia refusing to remove her arms from her breasts, "So...that...in the bathroom...you...do you not masturbate?"

"Not for a while, things have been so busy I haven't had time...no time to masturbate...what is my life coming to...and that thing she did last night didn't help." Rose was busying herself at the counter. Octavia and I took a seat at the table, "Hmm...I have an idea..." I held my hand out to her, I stared at Rose's swishing tail as she worked at the stove, "Help?"

"With what?"

"Saliva."

"For what!?"

"Just trust me, do you want to get back at her?"

"I..." I quickly felt her take my finger into her mouth, tongue pressing against it before pulling away, "Make it rough..." Rose was so unexpecting...so unassuming...I almost felt bad for what I was about to do. I stood from the table and slowly walked on my numb legs behind her.

"Hey Rose, what ya cookin'?" I poised my hand behind her.

"Just some oat-tot-tot-tots! Vince!" I latched onto her ass, slowly shifting my grip so that my finger was inching towards her, "Vince...no...Vincent...no- OH! Oooo~ Vincent....you...ah~" Her hands latched onto the stove, "Oooo-oh dear CelestiAH!"

I wormed my finger in deeper, "Consider this-" I jammed my finger in until her rump met my hand. She clenched hard, her hooves trying to lift her up and off my finger. I leaned in, letting my lips rest on her ear "Revenge~" I whispered softly, blowing a warm stream of air just past her ear. It twitched wildly as I did.

"Vincent...plea-ES- oh~ I'm trying to- Cooook~" She was on the verge of squealing as I twisted my finger.

"Rose..." I wiggled my finger inside of her.

She was panting wildly, "W-what!?"

I drew my finger out, jammed it back in, pulled it out once more and let it rest on her button, "I love you." I slid my finger up into the underside of her tail. I pulled my hand away, "But never, ever, ever, plug up my cock again." I poked her button with my thumb before pulling back and squeezing her bum, "Hmm...I was right...firmer, but still squishy." I let her go, panting lightly as she lowered her hooves back to earth. I quickly moved over to the sink and started scrubbing my fingers.

I could hear Octavia laugh as Rose tried to shift her legs, trying to banish the no doubt awkward feeling of having an exit become an entrance. "Octavia I will destroy you..." Rose grumbled as I finished up with my wash.

I took up her left flank again, "Rose, you will not touch Octavia," She craned her head back, slightly worried, "Without me." I grew a massive smile, as did she.

Octavia slammed the table, "What!? Traitor! I trusted you!"

I gave Rose's sides a soft squeeze making her squirm a little, "And that was your biggest mistake." I walked back to the table and took a seat. "We just had a mutual goal for a few minutes."

"You...you are the worst pony..."

"Yes," I crossed my legs, "Yes I am."

Rose quickly brought over a few plates and set them down, she dragged a chair over next to me and leaned on my upper arm. "It's nice to have you back," Rose said nuzzling into my arm, "You too Octavia." She just grumbled in response. "So, why'd you decide to come back?"

"Uh...you...I don't know about Octavia but for me it was mostly you..."

"Aww~" Rose buried her face into my chest.

"Eugh-" Octavia grunted, poking at the food.

"Anyways..." I said with a slight stare at Octavia, "I might see if Rarity is around later today, figure if anyone would have clothes it would be her." I could see Octavia's ears perk up.

Rose stopped leaning into me and scooted forward to start eating, "Alright...but I need to talk to you before you go."

"That's fine..." I joined everyone else in eating. "Hmm, better than I remember." Grainy with a slightly sweet quality. The next few minutes were relatively calm, Octavia trying to cover her nipples, staring angrily at Rose. Rose eating quietly with intermittent bouts of leaning into me. Me, enjoying the food and actually having someone to cuddle with. It was nice.

We finished up, dumping our plates in the sink. Octavia was waiting down stairs, apparently extremely eager to clothe herself. Strange how the addition of massive breasts can do that to people. Rose seemed happy to just mill about in my sweater, it hung heavily on her, ending at the middle of her thighs. She really was tiny.

Rose had dragged me into the bedroom. She was rummaging through her closet, her tail swishing out from the bottom of my sweater...her sweater, looked better on her anyways. "Ah there it is!" She bounced over, hiding something behind her back, "Vincent...I know...you...I- this is harder than I though." She looked at her hooves, "I...here." She held her hands out, a leather collar with a small tag sat in the middle of her palms.

"A collar? Is this...what is this?" I picked it up by the end, turning the tag to face me, "Property of Roseluck's?"

"I have a deal for you..." She took the collar from me, "I know...Stallions have...needs..." What the hell? "I...just....I-"

I wrapped her in a tight hug, her arms compressed against her chest, "Rose I would never cheat on you..."

She buried her face in my chest, "No...it's not cheating...it's..." She took a shaky breath, "I want you to go out, enjoy yourself...but!" She looked up, wrapping the collar around my neck, "Always come home, and be ready to make me feel good. Mount who you want, when you want, but understand." Her hand shot down, grabbing my bollocks again.

"Ow ow ow! Still tender!"

"Good- Remember...if you don't come back, ready to please me." She gave a hard squeeze, "We're going to have a problem. Got it?"

"Yes! Ow! Yes!"

She loosened her grip, "Good...let that collar be a reminder. Oh...and...I guess you can bring a mare home if you want...maybe even another Stallion..." She wrapped her arms around me, "Just so long as you always remember, I come first." I let her stay latched onto me, my hand patting her back softly.

"So...what brought this on?"

"Vincent...we had this talk before...the herding talk..."

"Ah...right...that talk."

"I really don't mind sharing you, I'd feel kinda bad if I hogged you all to myself." She tightened her grip on my chest, "Just so long as you're still my somepony."

"So...that whole spiel with Octavia, the whole 'I'll share' thing?"

"Oh...just showing her were she stands...she's definitely a bottom."

"Yeah...so when do you think it's gonna happen?" I asked finally returning the hug, "Also..." I gave her mane a long sniff, "you smell like cinnamon..." I buried my nose back into her mane.

"Thank you, and maybe tomorrow, definitely by the weekend. I guess it depends, do you wanna take her or should I?"

"Uh..." I felt myself twitch, "Hmm," I glanced up at my horn, "I can take two mare's at once...you want the meat or the horn?"

She laughed before burying her head into my chest, "Perv...I love it. Uh, I guess...horn? Maybe we can switch off..."

"Uh...sure...you got a plan?"

"...yes..."

I gave a hearty chuckle, "You gonna tell me?"

"No. It's gonna be a surprise." She eased up on the hug, prompting me to do the same, "You said you were going to see Rarity?"

"Yes ma'am,"

She looked me up and down, "Get some cloth...black cloth. A lot of black cloth."

"Oookay...well...I guess I'll get going." I turned towards the door.

"Vince wait..." I gave a soft sigh and turned around, "Can you...remember back...can you pick me up..."

I looked her over. I shrugged before kneeling down and scooping her up. A bit heavier than I remember but still tiny compared to the weight I was used to. Her calves hung over my arms, her back laid against my shoulder as her head curled into my chest, "Like this?"

She snuggled in tighter, "Hmmm~ just like this~" She closed her eyes and coiled up. "I could stay like this forever, feels so...safe...warm...I love you Vince."

"I love you too Rose...but," I started rocking her, "Octavia is going to get all pissy if I don't hurry." I gave a hard rock away from the bed, reeling back I let her fly out of my arms and onto the bed. She gave a loud squeak as she collided with the soft mattress. "I'll be back before dark."

"Jerk!"

"Yep!" I hurried into the hall and down the stairs.

Octavia was waiting at the door, "What is that?" She asked flicking my collar, "Is that.."

"Yes..."

"Property of Roseluck's....wow..." She started to snicker, "Worse than a wedding ring?"

I opened the door and started outside, "Actually...she said I could fuck whoever I wanted..." I felt my hand shoot to my new accessory, "So long as I remember her...or something...I guess I'm a pet now..."

"What? Really...you told me she was extremely possessive."

"That was before we actually fucked...I guess...now...she trusts me? Either that or she's counting on fear to keep me in line...either way it's working." I looked around the streets, a lot calmer than Canterlot. Still an undercurrent of panic, but people seemed to be coping better. Still an obscenely large amount of naked women lining each corner.

"Well...that's...both sweet and perverse all at once." Octavia blew some hair out of her face, "You truly found a very unique mare Vincent...very unique."

"Yep...also, I hope you like sausage."

"Pardon?!"

"Nothing." We hurried our pace towards Rarity's. Sooner we got clothes the better...well...I don't care, but I also don't want Octavia badgering me to no end.

Bass and Treble

We paused before walking inside, "So...no lace?"

"No." Octavia pushed me aside and stormed inside. I followed after rebounding off the door frame.

"Oh...holy shit..." l was almost immediately groin to ass with a pair of mares, waiting at the counter. Blue and orange really do go well together...

Rarity quickly peeled around the corner, "As promised," Sensible skirt, nice blouse and...she's wearing a bra...there's no way she's not. She's had boobs for two days now and she's already made a bra...damn her and her forethought. "Rainbow Dash..." She levitated a set of what looked like gym clothes to the blue one, "Applejack..." Denims and a tee shirt to the orange...she's gonna rip em...no way jeans can hold thighs like that. The blue one walked off, while the orange one got dressed in front of me. Frigga...hold...hold! The orange one shook her legs out, HOLD!!! I could mentally hear the seams screaming.

"Hold damn you! HOLD ON FOR YOUR LIVES!" I screamed tightening my stance, those pants were god damn troopers, holding back her massive thighs.

"What tha hay?" She whirled around, a loud rip sounded from her new jeans.

"Augh!" I grabbed my face as it flew back, "They didn't hold..."

"Oh!" Rarity yelped before stifling a laugh, "Oh dear...Applejack I may need to make some adjustments."

"What I do-" she looked back. Rarity had made a small slit in the back of the pants for her tail, that hole had ripped wide open. "Ah..." She quickly yanked them off, "Hmm...yep..." Rarity took them and started off towards the back.

"I knew it...look at those thighs!" I walked over to the counter. "Could crush walnuts between those." I could feel the mare staring at me, "Uh..." I met her slightly confused visage, "Vincent Arroyo...Canterlot pianist." I stuck my hand out.

She cocked her head and looked at my hand, "Applejack, Apple farmer." She met my hand. This mare was damn tough, handshake felt like a damn vice. "Now why ya talkin' bout ma thighs?"

"Uh..." I looked behind me, Octavia was hiding in the corner, mortified by my behavior no doubt, "Because you murdered an innocent pair of jeans...also they're massive."

She gave a slightly confused smile, obviously not used to my jokes, but she could recognize that it was, "Apple buckin' helps."

Rarity finally came back, "Only a quick fix- oh, how can I help you?" She handed the jeans back to orange and looked at me.

"Wow...thanks..." I groaned out, "Is my voice not unique?" Her ears twitched, "See...you do remember."

"Well well well," She chuckled, "It would seem Mr. Arroyo has come back home, Canterlot too much for you?"

I smiled as I met her at the counter, "Being stuck around uptight gits, overly eager to waste money...yeah it does tend to drag on."

"Believe me darling, I understand all too well." We met each other smile to smile.

"...gods it's good to see you again," I reached out and pulled her into an over the counter hug, "How's life been!?"

"Interesting to say the least," She returned the hug, only a bit more dainty than mine. But as all good things do it ended, "How have you been?"

"Good," i leaned my hip into the counter, "Surrounded by buxom, beautiful, and bewitching mares." I gave a wink to the orange one, she gave a small smirk in return, "But it's created a very new problem for me,"

"Oh?"

"I need some new clothes, with a tail hole."

She gave a deep sigh, "How did I know..."

"Oh and some black cloth." She gave me an odd look before shrugging, "Oh...and some clothes for her too," I pointed back to Octavia's corner. She slowly slunk over.

"Afternoon Rarity..." She croaked hanging her head to the floor.

"Oh...you two know each other?" I asked poking my head between them.

"That's one way to put it...Vincent I owe you a favor but her..." She smirked at me before looking towards Octavia, "You pay."

I started busting up, accidentally bumping into the orange mare, now fully clothed.

Octavia stiffened up, "How much! Money is no-" She was caught like a deer in headlights.

Applejack leaned over to me, whispering in my ear, "Was' wrong with her?"

I started snickering, "She doesn't have any money..." Applejack gave a few hearty chuckles as did I.

"It's not funny!" She snapped at us, Applejack recoiled slightly while I just kept laughing, "Idiot...Rarity I need clothes...something, anything! Surely we can come to a deal.

"I can't breathe..." I was hold onto Applejack to keep from falling over. I could just see Rarity's evil grin coming back.

"Vincent~" Rarity called out with a singsong voice, "How good is she at scrubbing floors?"

"Uh...pffff- I don't know, I haven't seen my bathroom wall." Rarity cocked her head as Octavia stared daggers at me, "But I've seen her on all fours, it's a good look for her...pfff- Ahahaha" I don't know what made this so funny but my stomach was starting to hurt, "All she wanted...was some freakin' pants...now....oh god it hurts." I slowly slid down to the floor.

Applejack helped me up, "Ain't that funny partner..."

Rarity gave me a rather concerned look, "Vincent are you alright?"

"...let him squirm..." Venom rode Octavia's speech.

I steadied myself on the counter, "Just...a whole bunch of crazy shit has been going on...and...pfff, she...uh-" I wiped a tear from my eye, "She got paddled by a mare a good ten or so inches shorter than her." I got an awkward stare from the entire room. I quickly straitened out, "...so...what ever happened to the other mare..."

"Rainbow Dash, I- actually...she has been gone a long time." rarity took a moment to ponder, "I think she went to change but she's been gone quite a while."

Excellent deflection brain!

You're welcome.

"Ah'll go find her." Applejack started off behind the counter.

I was torn, part of me wanted to find Sweetie Belle and say hi...but the other half of me wanted to watch what was going to happen to Octavia, "So...clothes...about how long."

"Are your measurements the same?"

"Save this thing," I grabbed my tail and waggled it around, "Yes."

"Soon...as for you-" She whipped her head around, landing on an annoyed Octavia, "I have the cutest outfit for you."

"Well....I guess I'll go find...the others..." I started to slink off behind the counter. I stopped to whisper to Rarity, "Take pictures." I walked back into the shop, "Octavia I'll tell Rose you'll be back before dark!"

"Cow's ass!"

"Love you too!"

"Hi!" I bumped into Sweetie Belle in the back of the shop, "Who are you, and why are you in my sisters house?" She asked with an obtuse smile.

"To..." crap...joke.exe has failed, "I got nothing...it's Vince from sham- wow...wow....did that really just happen?" I mentally slapped myself, "Stupid...anyways...it's me: Vince!" I struck a pose, "Neat dress."

"Vince...pancake Vince?" She leaned in to look at me.

Pancake Vince...not the pianist, or even Rarity's friend, "Yes?"

She looked my over before latching onto me, "Hmmm..." Not today boner...try it and I will cut you off with a pair of shears. "Yeah...it's you," She tightened her grip, "You said you'd stop though..."

Fuck...this kid has a nose like a doberman... "I know..."

She looked up at me, a slight pout riding on her face, "Stop it...it's bad for you."

"...I- you really know how to make me regret every dam- dang cigarette. I'll try."

She let go and ran off, "You better!"

Applejack arrived just as she left, "What was that about?"

"...guilt trip." Seriously I buy one pack and she's on me like a drug dog.

"Pardon?"

"Nothing...you find your friend yet?"

She turned to the pair of stairs in the small rotunda, "Not yet, running out of places to check though."

"So...shall we?" I walked up the stairs. I started knocking on the doors.

Eventually one rang back. "Go away!" Rude...

Applejack shoved me aside, rude...again... "Rainbow you alright in there?"

"No...looks stupid..." The voice shot back quickly. Me and Applejack just looked at each other, I gave a quick shrug while Applejack tried the nob. "No!"

Applejack looked at me, "Ah have an idea...but if anypony asks it was yours."

"...so this idea's bad then..."

She nodded and leaned into the door, "Uh, Rainbow. I think I see tank outside, he's driften' off."

The door slowly peaked open. A blue head rounding the corner towards the window. Applejack quickly pushed the door in and forced her out, "Hey! Not cool!"

I looked her over, black pair of gym shorts and a sport top. "You said you looked stupid..."

Rainbow Dash whipped her head around to me, "Yeah well who- whoa..." Her wings flung open with a loud foom, nearly catching Applejack in the jaw. "I mean- uh..."

So this is how it feels....Octavia always made it look like she didn't like it. I gave a sharp whistle, "Oi, up here." Her gaze glanced me in the eyes before shooting back down to my stomach, "There's not even anything to see right now..."

"So uh...hi...I'm...uh..." Wow. This is happening.

"Rainbow Dash?" I asked reaching out for her wing.

"What? Wait- yeah! Best flyer in-nininin- ah!" I grabbed a loose feather between my fingers and yanked it. Her left wing pulled off an exceedingly loud flap. "Oh~" She shuddered as she pulled her wing around to cover her, "I..."

I studied the feather, "Weird...I kinda wish I was a bird..." Strange musings as always. "You mind if I keep this?" I twist it between my fingers as I asked.

"F-for what?" Wow...timid...this mare didn't strike me as timid, "I mean yeah... but why?!?"

"I don't know...maybe I'll put it in a hat" Having nowhere to put it I stuck it in the tangled mess of my mane, "Huh..."

I looked back to see the mare hiding behind her left wing, "I...you...do you wanna- no- gotta go! Stupid shorts and...things..." She stuck around for a moment before darting off.

"Weird...anyways, that's sorted..." I looked at Applejack, she was grinning wide, "Yeah I know...anyways, pancakes? I know a place."

She gave another trademark chuckle, "Sure thing there, Casanova~" Country attempt at sexy...six out of ten good effort.

"Anyways...I meant what I said about pancakes,"

"Oh...ah suppose. You payin'?"

I patted my hips, "...with what mon-...we'll see...depends who's working there." I started down the stairs, she followed slowly behind.

"S'cuse me?"

"Idea...also...pancake...also...also."

She caught be by the shoulder and spun me around, "That don't make no sense..."

"...I know...that's what makes it genius." I grabbed her forearm and started out of the shop. Octavia was scrubbing the floor in a french maid's outfit, very sexy blah blah. "Be back by dark, bye Rarity!" I bolted out with Applejack in tow. Jokes could wait...potential sexual partner and pancakes comes first.

We stepped into the shop, "...I wasn't planning on it, no offense but I'd rather keep my head away from those beasts...both of them. I'd rather keep them from being crushed to dust." I jeered. Applejack just rolling her eyes away from me. "Anyways go find a seat, I'll see about food." She tipped her hat and walked off. Farm girl saunter. All I could think about was actually crushing coal into diamonds between them. She probably had enough force in her legs to kill me in one angry kick.

I slowly turned my attention away from the looming threat and walked over to the counter, same lazy mare...same lazy look...same grey fur...same white mane...same...everything...for changing entirely this girl hadn't changed one bit. I knocked on the counter twice, "Whau~?"

"Treble...hi..." I waited for her to pick herself up, "Question..."

"Wait...what?" She had a glazed look over her eyes, "Wait...I know you...you're...the guy...Piano dude...! What's with the collar..." Even her exclamations were somehow lazy...how the hell?

"...gods damn you make me want to try pot..."

"Pot...?"

"...I will end you...anyways I- fuck...completely derailed...." I turned away from her and had a small fit, "Ah- Okay! ...oh fuck it...I was gonna be funny about this but you...you look...hello?" Bitch did you fall asleep on me!? "Treble!" I slammed the counter. She snapped up and stared lazily at me, "Sex?"

"What...?"

I slammed my hand on my forehead, nearly driving my horn though it, "Sex. You, me, maybe someone else. You in?"

She actually started to show emotion, embarrassment...lazy embarrassment, "Wait...you...and me...and...but you...and me...we...sex...but...I..."

I nearly ripped my mane out, "Yes sex! In or out!?"

"Well...I...with...with me...and you...together..." She took an extremely long pause, "But...why...I mean...I...with you...is...I..."

"Oh for fuck's sake!" I reached over the counter and grabbed her by the shoulders, shaking her wildly, "Yes or no!?"

"I don't...I...maybe....I just-" I pulled her close and locked our lips, it was all I could do to keep myself from screaming profanities. She resisted at first as my tongue prodded her lips, eventually letting me in. She tastes like coffee...the most lethargic entity in existence...tastes like coffee...fuck this world. I pinned her tongue and quickly let my roll of hers, at least I could beat her in this regard. She was mumbling softly still, eventually giving out into long drawn out moans. I answered each one with a grunt. She in turn increased her moaning. This was getting stupid...

I dipped her head back, taking complete control of her, her eyes closed shut as I was the only thing left keeping her upright. Her hands hung limply off my shoulders as I could feel her gently try to pull away. She tried to open her mouth, only letting me close my lips around her tongue, I flicked it with my own. There she went...and...she...was...gone. Her hand slipped off my shoulder as her moans started to fade into a single long hum.

I pulled her away with a loud gasp. She gave a few soft whimpers as she regained her ragged breath, her tongue was still lolling out of her open mouth, still humming. Eyes jammed shut, refusing to realize I was gone. I could even see her lips twitching, tongue squirming slightly. I think I broke her...

"Treble..."

"Huhah~? Why'd you stop?" Oh now you say a full sentence...

"Just...sex...yes or no?"

"I...I don't think I....but..."

"Treble!"

"I-" She jammed her eyes shut and threw her head forward. A quick peck met my lips, "Yes..."

I felt my rage peak. My eye was on the verge of twitching, "You...all of my rage..."

She took my hand in hers, "Show me..." She pulled my around the counter, "Follow..." Even when being lead to something that would be extremely strenuous she was still, fucking, lazy.

I hurried pace, nearly skewing her on the way. She pulled me into a large single stall bathroom. She quickly bent herself over the sink and spread her legs, "...I hope you know...I'm going to destroy you." I grunted as I lined myself up with her.

I could see her smirk in the mirror, "...good..."

I gave a strange snort as I felt myself flop out of my sheathe. I wasted no time in spreading her open. She was already dripping onto the floor so better to get this underway. I lined my slightly limp member up with her slit. I leaned over her, still perched to penetrate. I leaned in, letting my chin rest on her shoulder, "Prepare-" I gave her a quick prod, a small gasp was my reward, "For-" another, "the-" Another. "Thic-"

"Oh just shove it in already you freakin'  gaylord!" Well... I pulled away, her hips thrusting back as I did, "Dude!" She barked angrily, staring at me in the mirror.

I was still pressed into her back, a quick lean forward saw me breathing past her ear, "That wasn't very nice...now I have to start over." I gave the tip of her ear a quick nip.

"D-dude- Ah~ Don't be a tool..." I jabbed her hole, letting my member dig in ever so slightly, "Come on dude! I am literally begging you to impale me! DO IT-" I reached around and jammed my fingers in her mouth. She bit down slightly, her tongue instinctively shooting to them.

I took her ear back into the corner of my mouth, I stared her down in the mirror, "Be quiet...we're still in public...now, let's start again." I took her entire ear into my mouth, grinding it softly between my teeth and flicking the tip with my tongue, "One..." I jabbed her, "Two..." Another jab, she moaned into my fingers. "Three..." I let my thumb run a long her soft lips, I let her mane cascade over my nose, vanilla, how pleasant. "Fou- actually..." She bit my knuckles, "Ow- Four..."

I slowly sunk it in, inch by inch my cock was quickly wrapped up by her. I pulled my mouth away from her ear, letting my grunt past her cheek. Her slicked insides were trying to pull me inside, I had to use all of my control not to just jam inside, I wanted her to suffer...lethargy meets lethargy and what not. I reached the half way point, my mid-ring popping past her opening. Her mouth popped open, I pressed my index and middle fingers into her tongue, pinning it down. She was all but drooling.

My hand that was previously spreading her wide was now on her ass, my thumb prodding her other hole, threatening to puncture her on my whim.

My collar's tag jangled as I hilted. Trebles back arching wildly, she took back to sucking wildly on my fingers, greedily lapping at them like a...well...a mare in heat. She grabbed my forearm with one hand, letting her left reach back, grabbing my own hand. She pushed her tongue between my fingers letting her fleshy tongue dance around. She guided my left down, away from her button. She dug her fingers into herself. My cock now had company at the base.

I slowly pulled out, her body was not happy about it, squeezing me and trying to lock me inside. Had she not have soaked me in her juices she might have actually done it, but I won out, letting just my head escape her burning tunnel. I held myself just inside her. She was going to town on my fingers, reaching her thumb up for button. I slowly started sinking myself back inside, burying my thumb into her as I did.

I quickly started picking up pace, her fingers still accompanying me, serving as a stopping point. I quickly pulled my fingers from her mouth using my newly free arm to pick her leg up higher. Her hoof dangled against my thigh as I repeatedly punctured her. Her right hand was now pressing her off the mirror, trying to get myself further inside her.

The only thing I could see between my looks at the mirror was Treble's hair sitting softly in the sink. With her mouth no longer stuffed she was squeaking out obscenities and squeals.

I quickly picked up my pace, the bathroom slowly filled with wet shloorps and plods as I pumped her insides with my meat. I was slowly building up, the moist heat of her flesh quickly bringing this to a close. She gripped my like a vice as my juiced dick slid out, and clamped down hard as I hilted, jamming her towards the mirror.

"Du-du-dude~" Her head fell towards the sink, "I'm...ah...more...more please...I'm- cuming!" My eyes shot open. I felt her start to crush my member. I managed one last pull back, before jamming so far forward her hoof was lifted from the ground. I shot upright a my hand pulled out of her button, raising both her legs up and wide open for one final round of vigorous thrusts.

I jammed myself as deep inside her as I could, letting myself paint her insides. She was gone, fucked stupid into the sink. I just kept pumping her womb, splattering her organs with my seed. Pure heat corked inside her by my massive head. I let her legs fall, hanging limply off the edge of the sink. I was still corking her, I let my hands reach under her, caressing her lower stomach. I shifted my hips left and right, sloshing the love liquid inside her.

I didn't want to pull my length from her warm insides, it was cold in here...he would shrivel up and go back inside me all messy. As I have already learned, cleaning the sheathe; big pain in the ass.

Something strange rang in my mind, I grabbed the collar. This meant I was her's...but...I...I just pumped a mare's kiddy oven with my baby batter...this...this could cause complications... I felt myself slide from her, "I just..." My afterglow faded much faster than I would have liked, "I...inside...anatomy...biology..." I tucked myself inside and leaned against the bathroom wall. I had full view of the man milk leaking from her, I guess even if I corked her there was bound to be some residual. "So...Treble...we uh...I'll...you live with Vinyl right?" She gave some strange tired grunt, "Great...I'll...talk with her then...are you gonna be okay?"

"I...oooo~ it's warm...and...full...and..." Yeah she's fine.... I walked out, bumping into a burly stallion. Micky...unmistakable.

"Yo." he grunted. "Mess?"

I bit my lip, "A little...kept it in the sink..."

He closed his eyes and nodded, "They heard everything..." He turned to the nearly full establishment, "Walls are thin."

I slowly turned my face to an entire room of snickering stallions and giggling mares, staring at their plates and trying to avoid eye contact. "Mick...it's Mick right?"

"Micky..."

"I'm uh...sorry I temporarily paralyzed your employee..."

"Eh...didn't change much..." He said with a laugh.

"Heh...yeah...well...it's okay if I can go?"

"Just come back some time,"

I nodded and walked around the counter, Applejack met me at the door, "So...ya like teas-"

I turned to her with an angry stare, "Not a word...to anyone..."

She started laughing, "Sure thing Casanova~"

"...you're not funny..." I hurried outside. I needed a shower. Maybe tomorrow I can talk with Vinyl about something fun...she seems like the kind of person to have a strap-on...maybe we can spit-roast Octavia. Odd thoughts to accompany me home.

Mini chapter: Top hat

I was running home, trying to get back before dark. A turn down an alley saw me that much closer when I was accidentally blindsided a stallion, sending us both to the ground, "Oh shit!" I quickly picked myself up and went to help the stallion, "Are you alright!?"

"No! Jesus, you prick!" He sounded vaguely British. "Do you realize how much that hurt!?" He leaned on the alley wall to steady himself, "Ya just- ya just- BAM-" he threw a punch into his hand, "Right outta nowhere!" He gave an angry grunt, "God damn...I've been trying to find you for days and this is how you fucking repay me?"

"Hey sorry man-"

He waved my off, "Ya know...I came to tell you about your future, about how you'd end up, but fuck it! That fucking hurt. Oh my fucking head...do you even know who I am!?"

"Grey stallion with a Jason Brody haircut...should I know?"

He lifted up his glasses, dark black circles sat heavy under his eyes, "I fucking hate you...oh you're a prick..." He pushed off the alley wall and started stumbling off.

I looked around as I patted the dust off, guy forgot his hat... "Dude!"

"Fuck you!" He yelled back.

"You forgot your hat you jackass!" I yelled at the stumbling stallion.

"Oh fucking keep it...god damn...my fucking head..." He kept grumbling angrily.

That guy really needs to get laid...actually... "Hey wait up!" I ran after the Stallion, "Hey...listen...I...I'm not saying we should, but we should totally go find some mares."

He stopped and turned to me with an annoyed look. He stared for a moment before one of the lenses popped out, revealing a death stare.

"I'm...just saying...I've been getting more sex than I can handle thrown at me...and you...you seem a little pent up..."

He took his glasses of, Dear Odin the guy looked so pissed off, "Of you've been getting laid a lot? I wonder fucking why! Ahhhhhhh!" He yelled in my face, "Now go away! Need some fucking aspirin or something..."

He started off again, "Wait! At least...who are you!?"

He started walking backwards, "Your fucking dad!"

"...that's fucked up man...my dads dead..."

"Spoiler Vincent, he's not! Now go home, you don't hurry Rose is gonna shove a butt plug up yer ass...and I really don't want to write that..."

"Wait what!? How the hell do you know my name!?"

"Go the fuck home! God damn you make me want to commit vehicular homicide on your face!" He turned around and started running after me.

"Oh shit-" I started running away. I might not be a stranger to a fight but I knew not to tango with rage incarnate. He was yelling obscenities as I ran, something about getting plugged in uncomfortable places by someone named Mac...

I just kept running, he was probably right about Rose and I was net a top hat so this was still a win for me.

Binding of Octavia

I slammed into the door frame hard, enough that I felt I needed to worry about it. Octavia looked down from the stairs, "Oh...it's you..." She walked down finally clothed; a mid length skirt and a V neck tee, "Here-" She shoved a bundle of clothes in my arms, "...that hat is stupid and you smell like sex..."

"Yeah...I...yeah I do...I fucking reek of it...also screw you, physically if need be." I said in a rather serious tone, "Look...I need to talk with Rose, where is she?"

"Upstairs...you might want to take that feather out of your hair first though..."

"What I-" My hand brushed through my mane, knocking the cyan feather slowly to the ground. "Oh...was that in there the whole time? Surprised it didn't get knocked loose..."

"From wha- actually, I don't want to know." She turned to the stairs.

"Oh come on you know you do," I chased after her, catching her at the top of the stairs, "You know Vinyl's sister?"

"...the grey one..."

"Yep; I stuffed her like a turkey!"

"What?" She looked genuinely confused.

"Oh...right...no thanksgiving... Uh, I took my dick, and I put it inside her...over...and over...and over..and-"

She shoved me into the wall, "I get it you incredulous perv!" She stormed off.

"Wait I didn't tell you the best part! I actually managed to shut her up for a little bit!"

I was finishing up telling Octavia every detail of how I bent that mare over a sink, "...I was actually kinda worried though...I mean...I'm still kinda worried...do...does...Well I guess you don't know either. But before...mare's can only get pregnant during heat right?"

Octavia gave an exasperated groan, "At this point I think it would have been easier to just have you rut me...certainly less graphic..."

I scrunched up my face, "Okay two things. One: don't you act like you wouldn't be begging for more, and two: you fucking love my stories!" I caught her off guard and jammed my hand up her skirt.

"Vincent!" She jammed her hands towards her crotch but it was too late.

I pulled my hand back, slightly damper than before, "See! Now lick it off..."

"Vince are you done harassing Octavia?" Rose finally called from the other room.

"Almost, I'll be there in a second." I poked Octavia with my damp finger, "Do it...do it...do it...do-" She quickly took my index into her mouth, running her tongue from the base to tip, "Oh...well you should have sai- ow!" She bit the tip of my finger hard. I pulled away wagging it a little, "Ya know that really hurts, here let me show you-" A lunged for her hand.

"No!" She yanked it away, causing me to fall over her, "Idiot!" She brought an elbow down on my spine. My entire back locked up, as I rolled onto the ground, "Trying to touch me..."

I just twitched on the ground. Eventually I could see Rose's hooves in front of my face, "Vince I thought I told you to get in the bedroom."

"Can't...move..." The hit had made my arms refuse to work, I couldn't push off the ground. "Rose...Octavia hit me..."

I managed to watch as she walked over to the couch we had been sitting on, "Octavia...did you cripple my pet?"

"Rose he tried to-"

Rose took an authoritative stance over Octavia, "Did you. Cripple. My pet?"

"I don't have to stand for this-" She started to get up only to have Rose force her into the sofa, "What the-" She started trying to push up to no avail, "But- you're- this is ridiculous!"

"Guess who gets cleaning duty?"

"Oh dear Celestia no..."

She quickly forced Octavia onto the floor next to me. She looked to be in just about as much pain as I was in, "Now I suggest you both get into the bedroom before I get angry..." She quickly skipped off and into the bedroom.

We both lay on the floor, both in decent amounts of pain, "So...cleaning?"

Octavia started to get up, "Don't ask...just don't..."

We both entered the bedroom, Rose was sitting with her legs dangling off the foot board, "Oh"- she jumped onto the floor, -"perfect!" She walked over, making sure to plant each hoof directly in front of the other, "Now...Octavia...strip."

She started huffing and dancing around like a child, "But I don't want to!"

Rose turned to me, "Vince...do it."

I took a quick look at Rose, I gave her my best smile and stepped behind Octavia, "Vincent!" I quickly grabbed her hips and yanked her skirt to her hooves.

"Damn...that was hot," I remarked, pulling myself back, "I'm...I kinda want to do that again." Something about the way the fabric slid across her hips...it was...exciting, which brought up another problem I had to deal with, "Uh...Rose, I'm gonna go wash up...I need to...yeah..." I started to leave when something grabbed my collar.

"Who?"

My mouth went completely dry, "Uh...do you remember the mare you hissed at a month ago?"

She just shook her head a few times and let go, "Lowering your standards Vince...I'm disappointed. Go on."

"Back in a second..." I backed out watching as Rose ripped away the rest of Octavia's clothes, "Maybe...I...watch..." I lingered in the doorway while Rose started pushing Octavia back, eventually forcing her onto the bed, "Fuck...can't...but...Conflicted interests!" I ran into the bathroom.

Can't keep doing this man...it's too much.

"I know dick...I know, just hang on man. Ya gotta pull through, do it for me?"

Four in twenty four hours is pushing it...but I'll try.

"God I love you...you are just...the best dick."

Eyyyy

"Anyways, who do you think you get to bury yourself in?"

...both?

I stared up at the mirror over the sink for a moment, "...here's hoping..." I went back to washing off my now flaccid member, "Here's hoping...."

I walked back into the bedroom, Octavia was now fully stripped, her hands bound behind her, and laying on the bed, "So...I missed a lot."

Rose walked over, "Yep...and were you talking to your penis again?" She flicked my collar's tag.

I stopped my tag from jangling, "Can a man not discuss future sex with his own dick?"

She rolled her eyes and pulled me over to the bed, "Well, I'd hate to disappoint him. Lay down." I quickly obliged, letting my body sit fully flat on the bed. "Now...first things first..." I was her walk around to Octavia. She started pulling her over me, letting her legs fold under her waist, propping her ass just above my muzzle, her own muzzle dangerously close to my now rigid person.

"Good lord it smells like a gym!"

"It has seen a lot of exercise..." I looked over her ass to Rose, she was quickly getting into cowgirl position.

"I figured Octavia should see how a real couple act, and...well...I'm sure you're enjoying the view."

I felt her start to position herself over my member, "Oh immensely..." I saw her smile as she slowly lowered herself onto my twitching rod, "Immennnenenenn..." I flummoxed as she slowly enveloped my length. My head was thrown back as my cock fit snugly into what ever hole she was using, I was in no position to complain either way. I heard her whimper slightly as she finally reached my base, her hooves knocking against mine as she tensed up.

She took some time to catch her breath. By the time I managed to raise my head up all I could see was her mane flooding over her face, "It's uh...thicker...than I thought..."

I started chuckling as my head fell back. I was only brought back by a deep musk and a dripping sensation on my chest. I pulled my view back to Octavia's ass. Her pink slit was dripping slightly, a soft pink radiating around her mound, "I think...ugh- I think she likes it...eh-heh...heh...uuuuhhh..." I slammed my head back into the soft bed, "Brain lose fight over...thing..."

I could feel Rose giggle, my arrowhead jostling from her muscle movements. "Well," I felt her slide up my length, the whole while threatening to strangle my dong. "Let's give her something to remember." She quickly slammed back down, I could feel my flat head ram against her womb.

Each time she pulled up my hips followed, too please with it's position in Rose's love tunnel it refused to go without a fight, as did her own organ not release me without some upset. It felt like her walls had a mind of their own, grabbing me as she pulled up, loosening as she slammed back down, grabbing me like a vice as I hilted.

I felt my climax approaching much faster than I would have liked. Rose's wild thrusts were making short work of any resistance, "Vince- ah~"

From my sunken in position in the bed I managed a strange groan of acknowledgment.

"Cum~" I felt her slam down, my own hips bucking up and completely stuffing her. The burning heat and pressure tipped me over the edge, I started filling her. What ever was left in my balls was milked out by her crushing walls, pulling out the very last of my seed. My balls went completely numb as my member lost all feeling, reduced to simple electrical impulses of good and bad. My hearing was distant, my view locked on the ceiling, my body numb.

I think I heard Octavia, not exactly sure, "Oh dear Celestia..." I knew what was happening but couldn't formulate them into a string of thought.

The next feeling I recognized was cold, my slick meat stick sliding free of her and falling against my stomach with a wet thud, "-uhhhh~" Rose was apparently half as frazzled as me, "Octavia...clean him up...I...need nap..." The bed shook as Rose fell back. Her head resting between my hooves.

I felt Octavia start to rock atop me, trying to get up, "Come on...come on."

I felt my hands hazily plant themselves on her rump, holding her down, "Rose said...ughuuuu~" My speech broke down half way through it. I lifted my head slightly, I managed to get a glorious view of her absolutely sopping nethers. The smell was sending my brain into a tailspin, the thick musk driving me forth against my exhaustion. In some dank hazy I pulled my head up, wrapping my entire mouth around her mound. The taste of chocolate liquor filled my mouth as I suckled on her, slowly pushing my tongue into her.

"Vincent! NOooO~ NOooo~ Please- ah...please...Oooo~ Please don't stop..." She crumbled quickly, starting to rock back and forth, trying to force me deeper into her. My mouth quickly flooded with her fluids, the taste managing to get my already wounded man back to attention.

Octavia was quickly deteriorating into ragged breathes, her tongue lolling out and rubbing up and down my lower stomach. "More please...more...please...more..." She moaned as I parted her lips with my fingers, managing even deeper presses each time.

I felt her start to squeeze my head between her legs as her sex pulled on my tongue, treating it just as she would any other intruder.

I was as far as I could go when I felt her take me into her mouth, I felt her waste no time in taking me into her throat. I fell into a fruitless orgasm as she gagged on my barely erect cock. I was quickly overtaken by a deep fog, my last sensation, my mouth being flooded by wondrous taste before everything went black.

Vincent.EXE has crashed

Rebooting

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Diagnosing problem

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Problem diagnosed

Fatal crash due to low energy

Entering standby until recharged

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Warning Penis.EXT requires maintenance

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Rest

"Aww...that's cute..."

I shot awake, "Wuuagh!?" I took a quick look around, Octavia still laying face first in my groin, "What..." Rose quickly pulled my vision aside, a thin smile on her lips, "Hi...what's up."

Her smile widened slightly, "Time to get up, and...you're a little sticky. I'll go start a bath." She started off out of the bedroom after untying Octavia, her arms falling hard to either side of me. "Bring her with you...you both look a little...matted."

I stretched my jaw a bit, my lips were a bit stick and my mouth tasted slightly...gross. "Noted..." I slowly pushed Octavia off of me and onto the bed. Either she was dead or completely KO'd from last night because she just sank into the bed with zero resistance.

I managed to get onto my hooves before the pipes above started rattling. I quickly scooped Octavia up and started towards the bathroom.

The room was warm, a thick steam already hanging in the air. Rose seemed to have been spending my money rather well, a large circular tub took up over half the room. "Aw, we really wore her out," Rose turned to me from the tub, "I wish you could have seen her face, I think she's in love."

I set her on the toilet, "With me or you?"

"Neither," She stood with me watching Octavia writhe on the lid of the toilet, "I meant sex..."

"Kinky...So how's this gonna work?" I asked, turning to the sink and finding some mouthwash. I took a swig and swished it around.

"What do you mean? The bath, just share it with her." I took a quick glance a her, she was slowly shaking Octavia, trying to wake her up.

I spit into the sink and walked over, "Rose...may I?" I moved her hands and placed my own on her breast, "Slow...squeeze..." I slowly tightened my grip on her jigglys, I could see her eyebrows furrowing slowly as tightened my grip, pulling her tit hard. "Just a littl- Ough-" She arm shot out, catching me in the diaphragm. "She up..." I fell to my knees, my torso laying on the edge of the tub, "Gods be damned....how do you hit so hard!?"

"Because- dear Celestia..." I could hear her smacking her lips, "I- Thank you!"

Rose slowly walked over, kneeling down next to me, "I gave her some wash...are you alright?"

"Fine...Just leave...things are going to get rough," I pushed off the tub and onto my feet, "Start breakfast?"

She nodded a few times before walking out. I turned to Octavia who was looking in the mirror, "-ike...bluagh!" She spit into the sink. I quickly stood behind her and locked my arms around her, "Vincent what-"

"Shut it..." I slowly started walking over to the tub with her pinned to me, "Wait in the tub before I force you inside."

"Wait in the- oh! Oh my that looks wonderful!"

"We're sharing...now get in..." She was testing the water with her hoof when I just stepped in and laid down. "Ahhh~ Octavia...this...can you pass me some hand towels?"

"I was gonna- fine..." She pulled a few hand towels from a low rack and handed them to me, "How is it?"

"Excellent..." I dipped the towels into the water, pulling them out and ringing them mostly dry. I folded them over and laid one on my forehead, letting it ride my horn. "You gonna get in?"

"Oh...I...with you...I do suppose we should talk..." She slowly got it, I handed her the other towel, "Many thanks..." She settled in and set the towel on her head, "This...ahhh~" She slid deeper into the luxury tub, "How does she afford this?"

"If I answer can I ask my own question?"

"I suppose..."

"I paid for it, I've been sending most of the money I've made down here. Now my question...how buoyant are you?"

"What...buoyant?"

"Your...your tits...they're massive and I'm wondering if they float. This isn't a sex thing, but if I can use you as a floatation device I'd like to know."

She gave a quick huff, her ears flattening out, "You know...I thought for once you were going to ask a normal question." Her chest was still heaving in the water, her nipples just under the water, "Vincent...a serious note."

My ears perked, I looked up to her, "Uh...sure. What's up?"

She shifted in the water, "I...about last night...I...I pictured this being easier in my head..."

"Look it happened...do you really want to dwell on it?"

She shook her head, sloshing the water around, "You don't understand!" She lowered her head, "I...I did it..."

"I noticed..."

"I did it...I wasn't forced...I...I had a choice...and I did it..." She lifted her head up, a deep scarlet riding on her face, "And I liked it!"

I leaned away from her, "Okay...that's good right?"

"Vincent I never..." She looked at the door, "I've never been with a stallion before..."

"But...no....no hym-"

"I never said I was a virgin...I only said I was never with a stallion..." She slowly got up before straddling me, she wrapped her hands around my head and drew me between her chest, "I...I loved it. The way you moved, the way you twitched, watching you move, the smell. It was...intoxicating." She pushed my head into the wall of the bathroom, "I want more...now."

"I would love to...but I really can't...as in I can't...my junk is dead...mullered, tapped, worn out, Amy Winehouse....dead."

She looked rather angry, forcing a hand under the water. Instead of grabbing at me she dipped her head and gave a soft whimper before drawing her hand back up, "I want to taste myself on you..."

"Kink-" I was cut off as she shoved a finger in my mouth. The familiar taste of water and her sex splashed on the center of my tongue. Just as quickly as she entered, she withdrew, "What the-" Once again cut off by her jamming our mouths together.

She moaned as hard as she could, grinding herself against my lap. She deteriorated into long drawn out moans, never ceasing even as she pulled away, breathing hard into my mouth before continuing. Her voice was literally humming in my head. Her tongue for once overpowering mine and scouring my mouth, focusing on the center of my own. She was wrapped around my head, refusing to let go even if I tried to pull her away. My own hands having found their way to the back of hers.

She eventually forced me back, a noticeable trail of saliva stringing us together, "Vincent...I need this." She looked back towards the faucets, She pulled the plug and switched on the shower. Her mane quickly soaking and falling into a wet mess. She forced us together with her right hand as her left shot down between us. Another quick pause, "Not since...I was a budding artist...barely out of school...have I felt this amazing." She forced us together, holding her mouth just away from mine and panting heavily into my mouth.

A final time she forced us together, drawing my tongue out and sucking on it like mad, her hums resonating. I slowly started a soft moan of my own.

I saw the door creep open, Rose lean in before smiling. "MMmm'mmm mmmm'mmm!" I muttered as Octavia bit my tongue. Rose slowly bearing down. She reach the edge of the tub and reached over Octavia, letting her hands reach between us, "Mmm'hmmm...mmm'hmmm~" Octavia bit down in response before letting go and having her head pulled strait back.

"Octavia...Vince is tired..." She looked up at me, still holding the panting mare by her soaked mane, "Vincent...there are eggs downstairs, I'll take care of this." She slowly shifted her grip, Octavia's head pulled strait up, Rose's right on her throat and her left poking her needy hole.

I slowly slid out from under her and got out of the tub, Octavia's mouth was hanging open, her tongue lolling out, face completely red, and eyes starting to glaze over. I stepped out of the tub and grabbed a towel, "Vince...look in the cabinet, I need my toothbrush." I cocked an eyebrow before finding it in the pony level cabinet. It was a simple electrical toothbrush.... I pressed the button, sending it buzzing.

"Ah...well...I'm going to go grab some eggs...and wait outside the door." I handed it to her and hurried out.

"AHhHHHHHhhhhh~" Octavia lost control of her voice. I took a swig of my juice, "Rose...Rose...Rose...ahhh..."

She was cut off by the sound of hooves on tile, the door quickly swung open in a poof of steam, "She'll be down soon...how are they?"

"The eggs? Well....they're gone so..."

She gave a quick laugh and started towards the kitchen, "I told you I can cook..."

Rose was sitting quietly next to me, pressing into my side. Octavia joined us eventually, wearing one of my shirts and no pants, "I...I apologize for that..."

Me and Rose shared a quick look before busting out laughing "You're sorry-  for...pffff. You...you are a treasure. I told you when we got here, it was gonna happen."

"I- but...I was reckless...my behav-"

"Octavia shut up and eat the eggs...Rose, I'm gonna go talk with someone, you need anything while I'm out?"

She shook her head, "Just remember...you bed a mare, you have to do the same for me."

"I don't think you have to worry about that...my balls are empty and my dick is a wee bit bruised..."

She giggled as I left, first stop was Vinyl's, had some questions that should could answer best.

"Dude!" Treble ran out of the club, quickly wrapping herself around me. She quickly pressed her body against mine, "You got more for me?"

I let my hand fall on her head, a rather annoyed look grew on my face, "Hi Treble...and no...do you really need more?"

She pulled away and started pulling me into the club, "You made me full...I've never felt full...full and warm...anyways...why are you here?"

"...your priorities are amazing...I'm here to talk with Vinyl...and you I guess."

"About what?" Vinyl popped out from behind the booth, "You gonna ask me for a quicky, cause I'm a little busy right now. We can schedule something though!"

"That's...half the reason I'm here...Do you have a strapon?"

She walked over to me and Treble, who was still glued to my arm, "A strapon...yes..but I don't know if it still fits...I can check. What's this about?"

I swatted Treble's tail away with my own, "Stop that...and I figured we could tag team some mares."

"Octavia?"

"Octavia."

"Hmm...I'll make it worth...can Treble come?"

"I have...a thingy too...for...things."

I looked down to the grey mare on my arm, "I...fine...one for each hole I guess...so...maybe next Wednesday?"

Vinyl walked over and took my other arm, mimicking Treble, "Totally,"

"Great, also...I figured...you'd be the one to ask about finding out how this works." I tried to pull my hand up, only to find both my forearms squeezed between two mare's breasts. "...my horn..."

"From what she told me, you can work it alright already~" Vinyl said joining her sister in assaulting my tail with their own.

"I meant...this thing," I shook my head, "The real horn!"

"What's wrong, too tired for a show?" Vinyl wrapped her leg in between mine. "If I have to I can make time right now..."

"Look...in the past day I was backed up, blasted a shower wall with a pint, filled her to the brim, and just blew my last load in my girlfriend! So yeah, I'm a bit tired..."

Treble looked up at me, "Girlfriend?...special som-"

"Same thing." I managed to wiggle free and back up to the door, "So do you know someone that can help or not?"

Vinyl's smile faded, "Go to the library, the mare that runs it can help teach ya,"

"Right, and Wednesday just show up to the flower shop, maybe around ten a.m. we can make it a whole day thing."

I started back into the street, "Sure dude! Bye!"

"Bye..." The girls both shouted, Trebles sounding both lustful and tired.

I just hurried into the town, find the library and talk with the owner. Maybe pick up a book, Equstria finally had a radio station but still no TV so things got a little boring some times.

"Well...it's a tree...that's...alright." I walked to the door and gave a few taps.

"Coming!" Just as the voice rang out the door flung open, a tweaked looking mare staring me down, "What do you need!?"

"I-"

She scanned me, "You're from Canterlot aren't you!"

"How di-"

"The way you dress! Did Celestia send you, she sent a few guards but-"

"Calm down! I'm here about magic..."

"I know I know I sent her the repor-"

I grabbed her by her shoulders and shook her, "About learning it..."

"Oh...I- uh...I can't really help you right now...maybe another time!"

"But I-" She ran back into the library, shoving a thick book into my hands and pushing me out.

"Come back soon! I'll help you later!" She slammed the door shut.

"Well...alright..." I started back towards home, scanning the cover of the book, "Magic for dummies...well, perfect."

Learning

"So...how do I..." This wasn't working... I have spent the last fifteen minutes staring at this stupid cup. I lowered my chin to the table and stared at it. I eventually just brought my hand up and tipped it over, "Ugh. Who else do I know...Rarity I guess..." I stood up from the table, "Stupid book...stupid cup...stupid magic..."

I kept on down the path to Rarity's. A loud woosh sounding from above. I looked up seeing a few bits of what looked like cloud floating away. I tried to disregard it and moved on.

The day was quiet, still a few mares running around but I was still giving my trooper a break. Tonight was just going to be a nice night with Rose, nothing too much. I was also gonna try and stop by the school house, figured if anywhere would be able to answer certain questions I had it would be either there or the hospital and I'm not a big fan of hospitals.

Another louder woosh sounded from directly above, nearly knocking my new hat off. I looked up seeing a cloud above. I could feel myself scowl as I hurried my pace. Each step I took was shadowed by that cloud. I kept advancing until I was outright running.

A grown man running from a cloud, so stupid. I stopped and looked up at it. As it stopped a rainbow streak flew out of it before being pulled back inside, "Oh gods damn...I can see you!"

"....no you can't..."

"Wha- I...yes I can!" I started walking off again, "Either come down and talk to me or leave me alone...I don't need a cloud following me..." I got about five feet before the shadow was back over me, "Okay! Come on!" I turned and face the cloud, "I know you're in there, I might not know how you are, but I know!" A set of magenta eyes and a cyan snout shot out of the cloud.

"Hi..."

"Get the hell down..." I said tapping my hoof on the ground. The girl from Rarity's shot down, landing lightly on her hooves, "Now...I can understand why you were following me, but what was up with the cloud?"

"I just wan- wait what? You understand?" She seemed shocked.

"I knew when you left, I've had people crush on me before...just not ones that have hid in clouds."

"Well I-" She quickly turned beat read, "I don't have a crush on you!"

"Then why were you following me?" I asked, crossing my arms, tail flicking to the side.

"I- Okay fine..."

"Say it..."

"What!?"

"Say it or I'm going to start walking."

"I- Bu- ...I have a- ...a crush on you..." She lowered her head.

"Wow...you look so sad about it. Thanks for that."

"No no no I-"

"I'm joking, anyways I have to go somewhere, walk and talk?"

"T-Totally." We started walking on, "So...I uh...never caught your name..."

"Vincent M. Arroyo."

"Oh, what's the M stand for?"

"Maxwell...weird right?"

"A little," Things got quiet as we walked, I could hear her taking a few deep breathes, "So...do you...have a special somepony?"

I stopped, turning to her before walking back, "Now that my dear is complicated. Yes and no, I have one, but see this," I hooked my thumb under my collar, "This is basically a free pass to sex who I want, when I want. So...yes and no."

"Wait so...huh?"

"If you want a relation ship, it's not gonna happen, if you want a roll in the hay, that...that will happen." I stopped, taking a step forward. I pressed my hand across her tight stomach, "Hmm...athletic type..."

She gave a quick gasp as I pulled away, "I-I-uh...can I..." She took a minute step forward, pressing her fingertips into my stomach, "I- you feel like a pegasus..."

"Que?"

"I mean...uh-" She let her fingers trace agaist my muscles. I was by no means ripped but you could see faint outlines, "Most unicrons- corns...unicorns are kinda squishy, earth ponies are rock solid, you...you're..."

"Taut. I think that's the word you're looking for."

She was dipping rather low, but her focus was more on my stomach than inching her way into my pants. I'd taken up the pants but not the shirt. There was no need being covered in a natural coat. "Yeah...uh...so...you and me...we could-"

"First things first." I caught her hand and slowly set it back at her side, "I need a name to put to that pretty face," Her blush only growing as she looked away, "And I'm still resting, the last few days have been...strenuous..."

"I-" She was cradling her cheeks and rocking her head, "Rainbow Dash." This was honestly adorable, and not in a sexual way. Just seeing someone this out of sort, this venerable was insanely adorable.

"By Odin...stop stop stop, seriously stop...if you want to have sex at some point stop..." She perked up and stared at me rather confused, "I just...I can't ruin something that cute...I can't, it's against the law or something."

"But I-"

"That said...maybe next week we I can stuff you back into that cloud and rail you like no one's business." Her wings shot out again, a feather flying off from the force, "Bu-....okay....follow me,"

"Wait what!? Here, like out here!?"

"Just..." I looked around, "There, bench." I hurried to it and sat. Rainbow quickly following and standing infront of me, "...you gonna sit or-" She did in an instant. "Alright then..."

"So when do we- ah- Ahhh~"

I quickly started running my hands through her wings, letting the feathers flow between my wings, "I've never been able to do this before and it looks like fun, not haha fun but mindless simple task fun...like a yo-yo." I started nipping each feather with my fingers, preening was a somewhat foreign term to me, only used by the couriers back in Canterlot but I understood the concept.

"Why are- ahhh~" Her ears flattened out as I plucked a loose feather, letting it fall slowly beside her. "Wait wait...go back..." I went back to the spot, "Can you just give it a little scratch...please?"

I shrugged and ran my fingernail along the budding feather and her wing. Her left wing started flapping wildly, nearly smacking me across the chops each time. "So...I take it that itches...."

"Yooou haaaave nooo ideeeaaa~"

I finished up and moved on, scouring the base of her wing lead nothing. Switching wings immediately knocked a feather free at the base. She was slowly loosing her breath as I scratched the surface of her skin, "This isn't a sex thing right..."

"N-n-n-no, ah~ just feels really good..."

I rolled my eyes as I finished up with her wing, a stiff tug at the largest feather got a quick gasp. "There...now," I quickly stood and dusted myself off, "I still have somewhere to be."

She was a bit dazed before running to meet me, her wings still rigid, "Well I- I should go...winter's soon and...we...have a lot of work to do..." She leaned in and gave me a quick peck on the cheek, "I'll look for you next week!" She took a step back. Nothing happened, "I..."

"Can you not fly? How embarrassing..."

"This...this never happens to me..."

"Sure...well I'm gonna go, see ya round cutie," It looked like she had a chance to relax her wings, it was completely shattered by my offhand comment. I felt a little bad as I hurried down the street, oh well, places to be.

"Doobee doo ba," I walked into the boutique once again, greeted not by Rarity but by her sitting with another stallion, "Uh...hello?"

Rarity shot up from behind the counter, "Oh Vincent! Hello!" She ran over to the counter, "My apologies, I was entertaining another guest,"

"Well..." I met her at the counter, "I kind of need actual help...you got time?"

The stallion walked past me, "It's fine, I have to get back to work any-" I recognized that voice...one of the first I heard in this land.

"Horseshoes..." She stopped and turned at the doorway, "Son of a bitch..."

"Do I- seventeen!?"

I walked over and stuck my hand out to him, "Now theses are truly long odds,"

He met my hand, "Right? Anyways why are you here?"

"Gonna try and get this thing to work," I tapped my horn, "What about you?"

"Eh I come for tea every so often-"

"....I'm gonna need you to stop..." I said starting to suppress my jealousy, "At least until I'm back in Canterlot..."

"What I do-"

"Don't make this difficult...just walk out..." He gave me an incredulous look before standing over me, "Really?" I shot my arm out, slamming into his ribs.

"Uggh-" he crumpled to the floor, "Cheap...shot..."

"Fighting fair's never worked! Now leave..." I turned back to Rarity, "Sorry about that, got time to talk?"

She gave me a slightly frightened look , "I suppose...come along." She lead me over to a small seating area off to the side of the ground floor, "Vincent why did you do that?"

I look a seat across from her, "I...not sure..."

"You're not going to try and mount me are you? This isn't some territorial thing right?" She asked with an annoyed look.

"What!? You!? Sorry no...we're friends, and I have no intention of ruining that...I guess I just...distrust?"

She rolled her eyes and leaned back, "You act like it would be so terrible between us."

"It's not that...it's...I mean the sex would be great, but we're friends, we've been friends, we will continue to be friends, and I'm happy with that just how it is."

"Aw, and you're being genuine?" Her eyes were starting to glisten, "How sweet, come here," She stood and pulled me into a hug, sandwiching my face between her breasts.

I was going to interject but just accepted it, standing up and leveling the hug that my face would meet the side of her head instead, "You helped me climb out of the gutter in the first place, of course I mean it." We stayed there for a long time, just holding each other. Eventually we parted, both of us taking our seats, "Well...anyways I wanted to ask if you could help me learn how to use this thing," Again I tapped my horn.

Rarity wiped a few tears from her eyes, "Oh of course darling, we can practice with some spools." She stood, grabbing my arm and tucking her own under it, "Vincent...you really are quite the gentlecolt."

"Heh...you uh...you haven't seen me in bed."

"And I never will."

There was a short pause before a shared laugh, "I really did miss you...I kept up with Rose but you, it's good to see you again."

"Of course dear,"

"So I just..." I focused hard on the tiny spools that lined the windowsill.

"It's not about willing it to be, it's about focus." Rarity said from her seat atop the sill, "Hmm..." I managed to tip one of the spools over, "That...even for a foal that is simple...lean in,"

"I just can't I do-" I was cut off by her slicked thumb rubbing across my horn, "Wha~ Whoa~"

"Oh calm down...sometimes you just need to focus a charge for a moment, like a battery." She let go and righted the spool. "Try again."

I took a long hard stare at the spool, I was angry, angry I couldn't get it before, angry I couldn't lift such a small object- "Vincent uh..." Angry at the spool- "Vincent you're..." Angry at myself- "Vincent!" I felt a surge from my horn, a bright silver flash sent the spool flying forward, breaking through her window and causing a burst of birds from a nearby tree, "Well...."

My head gave a quick buzz, "Did I- oh shit..." I had put a decent sized hole in her window, "...I'll...I can pay for that..."

Rarity was focused on the window, "That...wow, have you ever been to the library yet? If not you really should...that was...that was your first time right?"

"With magic, yes. I'm really sorry about the window," I stood up and walked over to the window, "Man I really screwed that up-"

"Excuse me Vincent...can you put me down?"

"What I-" I looked behind me, Rarity was floating sideways in a sitting pose, a bright silver enveloping her, "I...how do I-"

"Just think it..."

I mentally rotated her right and slowly set her down a few feet away from the window, "I'm not even sure how I did that..."

"You started walking to the window, I was apparently in your way so you moved me...asking would have been less intrusive mind you but that was interesting none the less." She took a seat and crossed her legs, "To think...all you needed was the touch of a mare~" She cooed, placing her fingertips on her sternum, "Magic is much like a colt, it must be coerced not forced, and mares can bring out the very best."

I practiced levitating the spools, it was simply about thinking about where you wanted them to go, and letting the magic trace the path. "Ms. Rarity I do believe you're trying to seduce me." I started throwing them left and right, catching them and tossing them back each time, "This...this is fun!"

"Indeed, as are these," She wiggled her fingers in front of me.

"Uh, you do reali-"

"I am well aware..."

"...I always had you pegged as a prude, I am happily disappointed." I tossed her a spool, she caught it and set it aside, "Well, I'll come back tomorrow, I'll pass by the bank and drop off some bits for the window...seriously sorry about that."

She waved me off, "No one was hurt and you promised to make amends. Now I do have work to do, it has been a pleasure," She walked over and took my arm again, "I'll see you out-"

"Eh eh eh~ nope," I picked her up once more and levitated her beside me, my head was starting to buzz lightly, "So...hua~ oh," I shook my head, "I'm gonna set you down now..." We reached the bottom of the stairs when I set her down. "Swimmy...."

"Indeed, if you drain your magic, sugar tends to help. Also, the shirtless collared look...rather provocative."

"Noted...quick bye hug?"

She rolled her eyes and gave me a quick hug, "Now I really must get back to work."

"Later- hey wait...I was gonna head to the school house, do you want me to see if Sweetie want a walk home?"

Rarity stopped and turned to me, "Why are you going to the school?"

"...questions...about stuff..."

"You're not planning any lewd acts with Cheerilee are you?" She added with a wry smile.

"...well I am now...anyways if I see her I'll tell her to hurry home, bye!"

"Green river...da na na na da na na- nana-" Whoa- A rush of children, only a few clothed rushed past me. I noticed a set of familiar curls dart past, too fast for me to say anything but I could say I tried.

I hurried to the school house, pressing in I was greeted by the teacher with her head on her desk. She looked up as I walked in, "Oh...how can I help you..."

I slowly walked over, "I was hoping that you...are you alright?"

"Not really...half my class can't stop themselves from staring at me..."

"Uh...they are...rather...anyways! I have questions about mating." She cocked an eyebrow, "As in...pony anatomy..."

"I think you should leave..."

"No! I'm not making jokes...I'm serious...ex human, no idea about pony anatomy...and...I've been doing some...some things that might...just...can you tell me how pony pregnancy works?"

She gave an exasperated sigh, "Take a seat..."

"...so generally conception takes place is a few months, the first second month of winter has become the usual. It used to be during the summer but over the centuries we have leaned more towards the winter months, the time most ponies spend the most time together. Conception has been known to happen outside of heat but is usually uncommon. Granted I have no idea how these new bodies would treat it, but if what you said is true, then I suggest you don't take chances...or do...given the lack of males your...parentage, would be viewed as a good thing..." She tapped her chalk on her desk, "Was there anything else you needed to know?"

"...I...that was more in depth than I was expecting..."

"You asked so I answered...are you really worried?"

I stood up from the tiny desk and walked over to her, "A little...I...I think it might be in the realm of possibility that I flooded a fertile mare...and...if this ends up working like humans I could be in some serious shite."

"Charming...so noth-" She started sniffing the air, "Wait...have we met before." She stood up from her chair and started leaning over to me, "I remember you..." She grabbed my arm and sniffed my wrist, "You...I don't...what was your name..."

"Uh...I should probably g-"

"Did I say you could leave?" She pulled me around her desk and pushed me against the chalk board, "How do I know you..." She pressed her muzzle into my chest, "...I remember...I...oh...I remember now...a few months ago..."

"Yeah..." I scratched the back of my head, "Listen I have to go-"

She slammed me into the board again, "You smell like sex...you're not leaving yet..."

"God dammit..."

She started reaching down towards my belt, "You came for a lesson...let's get hands on..."

I quickly grabbed her by the shoulder and forced her back, "Not...not right now." She stared up angrily at me, "Maybe tomorrow..."

She let go of my belt and forced me back, "Tomorrow...you owe me..." She gave a final lean into my chest and took a long breath, "Celestia...maybe we should show my student how foals are made after all..."

"Gods dammit...do I smell that strong!?"

"Like a bedroom in mating season...tomorrow...or I will find you." I started to creep out, "Private lessons are always fun..."

I bolted outside, not eager to have a repeat of our first meeting.

I walked into the flower shop, Octavia and Rose sitting at the counter with a pot, "Vince, Hello!" Rose shouted running over. She quickly wrapped herself around my neck and closed for a quick kiss, "How was your day?"

"Well..." I started levitating a pot of a nearby shelf, "I learned how to do this..." I overturned the pot and set it on my head, "So this is pretty cool."

She gave me a warm smile before burying herself in my chest.

I let my hands tighten around her, "I also...I'm going to be gone tomorrow...a mare...the school teacher..."

She looked up for a second, "Cheerilee? She tastes like red wine just to let you know..."

My gaze shot up past her, "Good, to, know."

"Ach- OW! Rose, help!" Octavia called from the counter.

Rose nuzzled my chest before hurrying off, "I've been teaching her how to tend roses...she's getting there."

I walked over to the counter, small red stain now sitting on it. I looked up to see Octavia covered in pink bandages, "Stupid thorns..."

"Roses then?" I asked taking a seat on the stairs behind the counter, "I'd love to join in but I need some food, I'll meet you in the bedroom."

"Alright Vince, Octavia will be joining us tonight."

"In bed? What ever...damn haggard, I'll see ya later." I hurried up the stairs.

"Vince?" The door creeked open, "There you are..." Rose quickly walked over standing beside me in the bed, "What is that?"

I looked up to her, "Uh...basic spells and magical functions, I'm reading about pyromancy...figures it would be illegal..."

She tore off her sweater and tossed it aside, crawling into bed and curling up next to me, "So I figured..."

I closed my book and set it aside, "Fine...assume the position."

She quickly turned around as I got on my knees behind her, "Just a nice night right?"

I quickly found my member ready, wasting no time in guiding it to her and starting to sink it in, "R-ah-right..." I began slowly pumping her, wasting no time in this soft act.

Her breath wasn't ragged, more paced and soft. Not the usual romp, more a soft and caring joining. I let my hands grab her hips as she whimpered softly. The air cold and clear, providing a nice contrast to my lower body. The warmth was there, the pressure was there, but it was different. Less debauched and more willing to give than to take. A smoother glide in and out with her walls easily accepting me without the outright spasms.

My breathing was soft, as was hers, no where near as heavy as the night tow days ago. I picked up my pace, still not jamming her but giving it some speed. I hilted each time with a soft smack against her hips. The pleasant feeling of being needed without being used. This was even ground, Rose and I in equal say over what was happening. I let my hands move up to her side as I lifted her torso up, her back meeting my chest. I managed to crane my head down and wrap her up in a soft kiss, before reaching my moment and planting myself deep inside of her.

Her usual breathy moans no reduced to mere whimpers as her muscles pulled lightly at me, content to ease out my seed instead of milking me.

Spent I gave her womb a final poke before pulling out. Whatever was inside of her stayed for the time. Her body refusing to release it as she crawled up next to me. I felt the heat of her sex as she curled her body under mine, "Octavia...you can come in..." She called weakly.

The mare in question pushed inside and walked towards Rose's side of the bed, slowly crawling under the covers and acting as a third spoon. Rose fit snugly between as she nuzzled her rump into my groin and her head into Octavia's mane.

"Octavia...you not gonna say anything?" I asked as I felt her pull my arm over to the side of her chest.

"Vincent I just want to be here for tonight...let's not make a big deal out of it please..." She scooted back towards me, my tiny Rose now pressed between us.

"Good night...both of you..." Rose said before closing her eyes and wrapping her arms around Octavia. I let my free hand move under her, wrapping its self around her lower stomach. Part of me was now beginning to like the thought of having a foal...granted if it did happen, Rose wouldn't be the only expecting mother. Ah well...we will see I suppose.

Meanwhile: Butts. Butts? Butts.

NOT VINCE: TAKES PLACE AS HATTY

"Dude....pass that shit..."

I passed her the bong, "Just don't- *cough* oh fuck..."

She finished her toke, "Hat....how do you...what?"

"What?"

"....I don't know..."

"...Treble..."

"What?"

I leaned in closer to her, "Treble."

"Dude?"

"Treble!"

"Dude!?" She started to look rather afraid.

"Butts..."

"Butts?"

"Butts."

"...awesome..." She leaned back and took another toke, "-just- awesome..."

I started laughing while she passed it back to me, "So...you...you know....people...I know people...who has best butt?"

"Uhhhh...best....best butt...uh....um....Luna...."

"Oooohhhhh....I forgot about her...she does have a nice butt..."

"Yeah...moon butt...."

"Pfff....moon butt...Treble....we should find her..."

"And feel her butt?"

"....n-no...." I took another toke, "...-urk- actually...yes...oh fuck...I'm done..." I set the bong aside, "Shit...Treble we should get more butts..."

"Hat...can....can I wear you..."

"What?"

"Huh?"

"...Octavia has a nice butt..." I said leaning back in my chair, "Like..." I latched onto the air and squeezed, "Like...uh...a uh...squeeze..."

She sloppily got up and bent over in front of me, her jeans hugging her ass like latex, "Go ahead...do it..."

"Jesus..." I had a short internal argument before pushing her away, "That would be like...like...incenst..."

"...I think....wait...huh?"

"You know incenst...like...wait...I think I said that wrong...anyways you're like...I made you...that...no..."

"Oh come on...look at it..." She waggled it in front of my face again. "Do it...do it...do it..."

"No! God...that butt...that butt....huh...I don't want that butt...."

"Look at it!" She leaned back, bopping my nose. I retaliated by shoving her face first into her chair.

"Shut up...I know it's squishy! I fucking made it! Killing buzz...." She slowly got up and sat next to me, "Man...all I wanted to do was talk about butts and you're ruining it!"

She got up and leaned over again, "Then who's butt..."

"...Rose has a nice butt...firm...heart shaped...butt..." I could see Treble slowly shifting towards me, her cheeks lined up with the side of my head, "Cheerilee does...like play dough...sitting on a chair all day...makes...stop that!" She had been slowly encroaching on me the entire time, "Sit down!" She turned around, looking at me rather annoyed before sitting on my lap, "-hey- Not what I meant!"

"No...also..." She bounced on my lap, "What the..." She looked down and kept bouncing, "I...but..."

"Yeah...it's not gonna happen...."

"But...my butt...hat dude..."

"Treble...Vinyl's butt..."

"...yeah...she has a nice butt too....kinda small...but soft..."

"She's like...five-four...you want her to have...fat ass?"

"..." She was staring out into space.

"Treble....Treble..."

I snapped my fingers in front of her, "Huh? Sorry...Vinyl with fat butt...got...thinking..."

"Classy...Rarity ha-"

"EuGH!"

"...you don't li-"

"Eugh!....why we only talk about mare butt? Vince has okay butt..."

"Because...I don't want to talk about man ass..."

"....kay...."

The door swung open slowly, the room flooding with light, "I thought I smelled- Whoa....so...what's going on?" My eyes were burning until she shut the door, Vinyl has now entered the fray. She took the bong and relit it, "So- why's she on your lap-?"

"Don't ask...anyways...we were talking about butts..."

"My butt?"

"Yeah..." Treble managed to get that one word out before snickering.

"Good things right?"

"Yes....Now Vinyl...who has best butt?"

"....like...biggest? Softest? What kind of best?"

"Uh...Treble stop..." She was still snickering so I lifted her off and plopped her down on the floor. "Make a list..."

"Biggest...uh...Pinkie, Softest....Pinkie, Firmest...me? Best hips....Luna, Best overall...still Luna..."

I just sat there for a second, "Pinkie?"

"Have you seen her ass? It's really big dude..."

"Man...I should get back to the story...." I stood up, stepping over Treble and to Vinyl, "Remember...when...uh...you...and her,"- I pointed to Treble -"and Vince...are...on Rose...complete the circuit..."

"I don't- oh! Ohhhh~ Totally...."

I pointed at her, then to the forth wall, "It's coming people....Cheerilee....then...Rainbow-"

"Then snow...." Treble added from the floor.

"....she means actual snow...bloody cold in here...but...once they're done..." I grabbed Vinyls shoulder, "This one...and that one, and Vince....gonna wreck Rose and Octavia....Now...I'm gonna go...try to ride this out...later."

"Later man," Vinyl said, picking up the bong.

I popped back inside the room for a second, "Carrot Top...."

The two looked over to me, "Carrot Top?"

"Massive hips, soft ass, but still firm...Carrot Top has best ass..." I hurried out of the room. I needed to get back to the story anyways...

Schooling.

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Kidnapped

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Locked up

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The amazing Murphy's law

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