What Kind of Brony are you?

by Sleep Sonata

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 998

We all know what the rest of the world thinks, but we are a very diverse group of individuals. Exactly how diverse may surprise even you.

There is a pervasive stereotype that bronies are awkward shut-ins who’s only social skill is internet forums. Stereotypes exist for a reason, but I don’t feel like this definition does the rest of us justice. Bronies are human, and like any other demographic, are a very diverse group. You can find bronies everywhere from higher education to prisons, and they won’t appear any different from the rest of their peers. However, they are different in how they act. Below is a list of brony personalities compared to which ponies they like. This may seem like stereotyping, but I’m a brony too, so it’s acceptable. Enjoy!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-11 02:38:25 UTC

Princess

Celestia

You think the world is your teacher. You pay attention to everything that goes on, silently observing other people’s actions. You may offer insight if you know them, but most of the time you let them figure it out for themselves.

Luna

You don’t get out much. You play video games, and your family thinks you're nocturnal. You’re never sure how to talk to people, and when you do, you think of the perfect thing to say later that night. You’re a capable person, you just need to figure out this whole being alive thing first. The world is so complicated.

Cadence

“I think Cadence is best princess”, SAID NO ONE EVER.

Cutie Mark Crusader

Applebloom

You like to hang with a mentor, someone to show you the ways of the world. You’re positive you’ve got it in you to be like them someday, but that’s a long way off.

Sweetie Belle

You’ve got all kinds of great ideas that will totally work. You have a history of this, your plans just didn’t come out right. If only the vice principle wasn’t a runner and that ghillie suit wasn’t so heavy, that whole incident would never have happened.

Scootaloo

You’re hot stuff. You can do anything you want. You just need to keep pushing harder, until you get what you want. Sure you’re good behind the wheel, but you really want to be an astronaut.

Villain

The Great and Powerful Trixie

You’re just the shiznit. You’re the most talented person you know, but you just can’t seem to get ahead in life. It’s not cheating if the resource is available, right. In the real world, you’ll always have access to the internet or manuals that’ll tell you whatever you need to know. Why not learn to use them in school.

Discord

You always choose chaotic evil alignment, and you always turned the character dial up to eleven. You believe in the butterfly effect, because you make it happen on a regular basis. People avoid you, because they think you’re a freak, but it’s their loss.

Sunset Shimmer

You do own the road. You believe you are the most predominant force in the world, and that everything would be smoother if everyone just got up out the way. You don’t want people doing things for you, that’s for losers. You can do anything and everything, if only all the stupid everyday obstacle were removed from your path.

Queen Chrysalis

You’re somebody’s ex. Relationships, professional or personal, are your favorite game, and you constantly pursue a new high score for lust and profit.

Mane Six

Twilight Sparkle

You get right to the bottom of things. If you’re given a task, you hop right to it and get it done. People say you’re smart, but you think they’re just being generous because you’re more at attentive than them. You can’t stand when people don’t see reason, but you rarely let it get the better of you. You don’t care much for consumerism, and only buy the base model, because it’s good enough.

Applejack

People like you. They say you’re hard working, honest, and always there for a friend. You work through life because the work is there. Someone’s gotta do it, but it ain’t so bad if you do with a friend. You may get mad sometimes, but it passes. All that matters is that everyone’s ok at the end of the day.

Rainbow Dash

You get proven wrong a lot, but it doesn't matter, because you do other awesome things. You believe that if people just trust you and stop trying to test your knowledge all the time, you could actually do all those awesome things you want to.

Rarity

People talk about you when you’re not there, and you ask people what they said afterwards. You’re big into drama, which is probably why you stock up on tissues before watching “My Sister’s Keeper”. Style over substance is generally your rule. You use a mac and drive a new model car, with all the fancy buttons.

Fluttershy

You want people to be happy, that’s all. The world would be a better place if all those nasty people left the rest of us alone. You don’t have a lot of friend, but the one’s you do have are very close. You feel like you can tell them anything. You like to cuddle and curl up with a cup of hot chocolate on a cold autumn’s day.

Pinkie Pie

You like Pinkie Pie? Oh my gosh, you’re so much fun! The world is just a great place to be in, isn't it? Sometimes bad things happen, but there’s always something to laugh at. It’s never the end of the world. Unless it is the end of the world, in which case, have you seen my banjo?

Background Pony

Derpy Hooves

You’ve got a couple weird obsessions, but you would call them passions. People just don’t understand that there can be beauty in simple things, and once you’re eyes are focused, you’l be able to see it too.

Vinyl Scratch

Everyone needs to take a chill pill. If we could all just bob our heads and drop that bass, we’d find that that’s all there is. Getting lost in the moment is what get’s you through the day. The future will happen the way it does. All we can do now is DROP IT!

Lyra Heartstrings

Have you actually stopped to consider how amazing your hand is? They’ve made everything from soda cans to space craft, and you have two of them! It’s just crazy!

Bon Bon

You don’t put up with Lyra’s shenanigans. It’s a hand. Move on.

Doctor Hooves

You watch Doctor Who. You’ve cosplayed as David Tenant at least once, and you have a hand-built sonic screwdriver. You tell people your car is bigger on the inside, but no one can every get in because the seats are cluttered with random junk.

Applejack