The Torture of Diamond Taira & Silver Spoon!

King's POV

You know that feeling? The one that says 'You won't Make it to the sunrise!. I'm getting that feeling right now. I have yet to figure that part out. But I think I will in time, for now I must answer the door! I leapt off the bed and rushed to the door.

I wonder who it might be? I thought silently. I open the iron door to see a sight that almost made me orgasm from anticipation. It was my favorite sorority sister, Sunset Shimmer. We're gonna have loads of fun!

"Miss me?" She asked with that trademark smug grin. I was about to reply with 'Whats up! but a certain Queen behind me beat me too it! Before I knew what hit me, Chrysalis jumped over my shoulder and tackled Sunset Shimmer to the ground, and then they fucking started making out! VIOLENTLY! too. Like blood might start to paint the walls soon. I only could stare in wonder and slight arousal. Sunset too was surprised but soon gave into Chrysalis's advances.......I feel like I should do something, but having a barrels worth of testosterone running through your system makes that slightly difficult! But, sadly enough, they broke the tongue wrestle.

* Fades out to gray. King steps out of gray. Looks at audience.*

"So, just to clear this up for you. I'm going to give you a quick rundown of the that just happened. Basically, Me, Sunset, and Chrysalis have had prior "engagements." Yeah, my bed foundation kinda broke. Its a whole thing. And in case your wondering Chrysalis generally hates sharing, I mean she eat an entire gallon of ice cream in one go! She some how stays relatively skinny, and I don't hate fat! Well, at least in the wrong places. You really don't want to stick your self in a 3000lb marshmallow, but I digress. She will kill or maim any female that comes near me. It why I have so many guy friends. *sigh* poor Samantha. Well, anyway she seems to only allow Sunset near me. It's weird but take my word for it. You could already guess that Chrysalis actually likes Sunset. Kinda weird...i guess?

*Color fade in like a goddman rainbow.*

"I did indeed! Did you bring her." Asked a very giddy Chrysalis. Ahh yes! The smile that eats baby's.

"Of course! Couldn't forget our entertainment could we?" And the grin that strangles them.

I decided to make myself know to the two, who were still on top of each other.

"So, if you're quite done fucking around, we have a small bully to kill painfully." It's this particular moment they realized they were still in such a compromising position. They stumbled of each other's embrace to stand up fully. Me and Sunset were about the same height while Chrysalis is at least an extra half foot taller. It's this reason why I'm never dominate when it comes to sex. You think being a King would mean something, right? Nope apparently, couldn't be more wrong. But once again I digress.

"Right, so any idea on how we approach this?" Chrysalis asks, curious to what my devious and utterly fucked up kind has to offer.

'I do, and you might end up killing me afterwords too.'

"Of course I do! Who do you think I am, Sunset?!"

"Hey!" Sunset pipes up, clearly offended.

"Ugh, come on! Let's go!" I ushered the two slightly forward.

One Brief Walk Down A Hallway!

"Alright we're here!" I told them with up most excitement. However they looked at me strangely.

"We only walked ten feet." Sunset surmised. I gave her a look like she's was freaking psychic.

"No. Fucking. Way! You can count!" I feigned excitement. She just roll her eyes while Chrysalis giggles a mad fit.

"No dumbass! I meant why did you tell me to put Matilda in a room only ten fucking feet away?!"

"Well, if ya didn't then the bold text a few lines up! Brief mean small amount of time! Walking ten feet is takes a small amount of time!" I told as a matter of factly!

"Damnit bitch! In an argument against me you always lose! Now, want to hear my idea on how to kill Matilda or not?!"

"Fine, what's you godamn plan then?!" I fast walked over to Chrysalis's flank. "THIS!" I said as I stuck my hand into here 'you know what' harshly. The effect was instant. Her face blushed and I took my hand out and opened the door to Matilda. All the while Sunset looked at me like I was suicidal. Doesn't matter got to 3rd base. I rushed to Chrysalis, who looked woozy, and I picked her up and threw her into the room and locked it.

"What in Tartarus was that?!" Sunset asked, very confused about what had just transpired.

"Well, awhile ago I figured out I could manually activate her estrus cycle by doing what you just saw. I stumbled across mother nature's fucking on/off switch in mid sex with her. Let's just say it hurt, but fun!"

"And you did this without her permission?! Are you insane?!" Another stupid question, great!

"You, know that when I became half changeling had repercussions to it! It's why I have terrible moral reasoning!"

"Great comeback King!" She said sarcastically. "Why did you thi-"AHHHHHHHHH!" We heard childish screaming. Not wanting the body dismemberment, I magically soundproofed the room. "There! Now we wait a few hours till she's sentient once again. Then I'll hide away somewhere." I said.

Sunset sighed. "What the hell, I'm going to bed!" She said exhausted.

"All right! Goodnight Shimmer!" I called out as she walked away. "Man what a day!" I said to myself.