Edit # 1: Proofreader Neko Majin C decided to grace you all with comma's and fixes galore. Now you can read this abomination in proper English. Thank you Neko.

Warning: Story contains suggestive themes such as Psuedo-Incest and Slight Gore. Also just pure chaos. Try not to take it seriously.

Discord had to find his dear beloved Betsy, a cow in a grazing pasture of Equestria. He had so much to say but yet he could not speak. What was so profound about this creature that made Discord so fond of it?

Special thanks to Eris The Draconequus for encouragement to post this up.