You Have Ten Seconds
A human finds himself in an odd position. More specifically, in an odd position in Spifire's bathroom. Spitfire is not amused.
I swear, I have no idea how this happened.
One minute, I'm minding my own business, and the next, I'm buck naked, cold, and staring directly into the curvaceous flank of one very, very angry captain of the Wonderbolts.
So, anyway, I might have... kind of... sorta... accidentally put all of Equestria in danger...
Uh, oops?
I'm a little more preoccupied with whether or not 'Miss' Spitfire is going to give me a towel to put on, or something.
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9 Chapters:
- A Little Drafty 2013-11-18 07:12:23 UTC1566
- The Great Phil-Nifico 2013-11-23 02:55:00 UTC1832
- Very Manly 2014-01-06 21:02:31 UTC1151
- It's Just A Theory 2014-05-08 19:37:45 UTC1051
- Great Expectations 2014-05-10 01:13:02 UTC2117
- A Real Blowhard 2014-05-14 22:42:32 UTC1954
- You'd Get A Headache Too 2014-07-26 20:26:08 UTC2542
- Dress For Failure 2014-11-24 07:16:11 UTC884
- I Have A Sixth Sense For These Things 2014-12-04 07:05:30 UTC1446