My little cobra
Narrator: Before I begin my story, you should know that this is a parody of what happens to cobra commander from G. I. Joe renegades. (On the hub) If you know your history, you will know that G. I. Joe and MLP have a history together. I won’t get into details. You can do the research on your own.
Our story begins when our deprived cobra commander ... struggles to get out from all of what is left of what could have been the beginning of a new empire. After he finishes cursing at the Joes he immediately steps into action. He does not have much time. Due to his medical condition, if he doesn’t figure out what to do, he will perish.
During his despair, a miracle happens. There is a spare mask just sitting on a rock. Almost as if someone had gone through all the trouble just to put it neatly in there. It seems unreal if you were to consider the fact that everything around has been completely destroyed.
Cobra: How on earth…
Narrator: Cobra is no fool, but the pondering will have to wait. That mask might be the only thing separating him from meeting his maker. He quickly grabs it and puts it on. Thankful for his unusual luck, he begins to plan his next move. Despite the fact that all of his troops, weapons, money, and reputation have been completely shattered, he is still determined to fulfill his dreams of world domination.
As Cobra slowly struggles to get to the closest street, a small red truck approaches and stops near him.
The windows are pulled down…..
Man on truck: Commander! Long time no see.
Cobra: You! Solder! Come and assist me at ones!
Narrator: The man in the truck seems to look like one of Cobras solders, but what is he doing outside in a red truck when everyone either ran away or got sucked by the M.A.S.S. devise that went horribly wrong.
The man quickly steps out of the truck and helps Cobra.
Cobra: What’s your name solder?
Man: Jack sir! Reporting for duty!
Cobra: Jack… I don’t remember you.
Jack: I was the first volunteer to be tested on the M.A.S.SS. devise.
Cobra: Are you sure?
Jack: Yes sir.
Cobra: I thought that all of the original test subjects disappeared during Doctor Mindbenders first failures.
Jack: Yes…..well….. There’s a funny story behind that……..but first….I need you to meat someone….
Narrator: A figure starts moving from the back of the truck. Some black bags were covering the person or creature that was hidden among them. Jack gets off the truck and starts removing the bags.
Out comes a small purple creature that cobra first considers to be a joke of some kind, until…..
?: Hi! I’m Twilight Sparkles!
Cobra: O god…..
Narrator: And so, our adventure begins.
