Dead Rising : Equestria

Authors notes : Thanks for the feedback, especially Dristance and Derpy Mooves. But you guys didn’t point out 2000

So here is right after Frank had the Zombrex dose.  Also I Spaced it out by pressing enter twice between paragraphs so it wasn't a wall of text

“Where am I!? What are you!? How much alcohol did I consume!?” Frank yelled out at Fluttershy, rubbing his temples. Fluttershy at this and then muttered something under her breath.

“What did you say!?”  Frank responded to this.

“Ponyville.” Fluttershy said, barely audible enough for Frank to hear this time. He only facepalmed.

“Ponyville,” said Frank,“can’t get any more cliche than that.”

“Hold on a second!” Frank heard a voice behind him say. He turned around to see a purple unicorn

“Twilight!”, Fluttershy yelled out with relief. Frank went over  to the bed to go back to sleep, hoping this was all a dream, or he was drunk beyond belief.

“This pony saved your life, I would suggest you stop yelling at her.”, Twilight said, trying to conceal her urge to kick him in the face.

“Well excuse me for reacting like that to a goddamn talking horse!” Frank yelled before getting out of bed, in the process of this he woke up Katey, Stacey, and Chuck.

Katey was the first one to notice the ponies, a smile ignited on her 7 year old face. “Daddy got me ponies to replace the fact Snowflake was moved to the local zoo!”

Chuck responded in an instant “Frank, what is going on, and what is Katey talking about ?”.Frank of course had no idea to the exact answer, and told this by simply not responding to Chucks question.

Stacey was the last to reply, “Katey, I don’t think Chuck got these ponies, I think they got us. I don’t remember anything past going through the portal though.”

4 more ponies walked in the room.

“Are y’all 4 alright?” said the orange pony with the yellow mane.

“We’re fine, thank you for your help.”, Chuck said, calming down.

“Wait Chuck, you actually aren’t finding this weird.” Frank’s jaw dropped.

“Frank we’ve fought zombies, psychopaths that think they win by killing themselves, and now we are in another dimension, I’ve sorta braced myself for weirdness.” Chuck shrugged at Franks ignorant comment. Suddenly they heard a faint moaning outside.

“Well that I find familiar.” Frank smirked before pulling out his baseball bat and putting his camera around his neck, Chuck nodded and pulled out a spiked bat from his backpack. Frank then kicked open the door, and the 2 went to battle. (Authors note: Cue epic music)

The battle was fierce as each zombie went down, each individual zombie died, getting hit with everything Frank and Chuck could find. Eventually they realized they were outnumbered and the 2 ran back into the Library. slamming the door behind them.

“Ok, this is hopeless, we need to find a safezone.” Chuck said.

The pink pony gave him a look and then smiled, clueless to what was going on, “Nothings hopeless, if you smile, you know what makes me smile, monkeys, and sugar, and clowns and.”

Frank stopped her there.

“I freaking hate clowns,” He looked at 2 blue one-handed chainsaws in the backpack, ”Although I guess you can say they have there upsides.”. He went over to the backpack and grabbed one.

“Man Adam was one crazy asshole, but his choice in weaponry proved useful.” Frank laughed.

Chuck decided to continue, “ Does anyone know where a  place where we can barricade and keep food is.”

The orange pony spoke up, “Well I guess Sweet Apple Acres would prove useful.” Every other pony seemed to nod at this.

Fluttershy objected “But what about the woodland creatures!?”

Frank agreed, “Good idea, their meat is probably the best option for food over some damn apples, I got a hunting knife right here, so it won’t be a problem skinning them.”

She cringed at this, “No don’t kill them, they’re my friends.”

Chuck sighed at Franks point of view, “Frank there is chicken in your damn lunch box, we are going with the orange ones suggestion.”

Katey got out from the closet, holding a baby dragon up as a weapon.

“Can you let me down now?” the dragon said.

“Sure.” she replied.

“OK, on the count of 3 everybody will run out that door, if you get bitten that’s not my problem.” ,Frank said, gripping the chainsaw tighter., now with the backpack zipped up and equipped.

“1...2...3”,  He said as a flash of light came over him, next thing he knew, he was behind the fence of a farm.

“What the hell?” He asked, while the white purple-maned unicorn closed the gate.

“That was rather on time teleporting, if I do say so myself, Twilight.” the white unicorn spoke.

“Yeah, that was awesome, I can’t imagine having to run all the way here with that loser.” the rainbow-maned Pegasus said. “ I would have just flown away and left him.”

“Well we better barricade that damn barn if we wanna live.”  Frank said, acting fed up with everything

As they walked in the barn they saw zombies munching on the dead bodies of a big red stallion, and an old pony. Frank quickly dispatched of the zombies with  a few quick swings of the chainsaw, then in memorial, closed the eyes of the dead ponies.

“Don’t think that meant anything.” He said. 3 young fillies walked out of their hiding spot, wondering what was going on.

“What were those things?” They asked.

“Zombies,” Chuck replied, “we’ve been dealing with em on Earth for years now.”

“Zombies?” the orange filly said, a smile growing on her face. All 3 of the fillies then yelled out in synchronisation “Cutie Mark Crusader ZOMBIE KILLERS!!!!!!!!!”

“Well while we are here we better get to know each others names.

One name exchange later.

“Well at least we won’t end up having to guide any survivors to the safe house.” Frank laughed.

“Wait what makes you think that?” asked a confused Chuck.

Frank replied to this with “Isn’t it obvious? They’re damn horses.”

Chuck was now just done holding in his anger at Franks recent attitude anymore, “

You know Frank, your nothing like the hero of Willamette that I heard about. The caring man who tried to save whatever survivor he found, where is he? Not the hot shot paparazzi who just wants to get the story and get out, these may just be horses, but they saved YOUR damn life!”

Frank looked at Chuck " There one in the same."

Authors ending notes: Franks........ out of characterness....... was actually intentional , its the torment of Willamette and such coming back to haunt him. Applejacks feelings about family death will be explained in the next chapter