Dead Rising : Equestria

Authors notes: Since  the last chapter got suprisingly positive feedback, this one will go for the stars. Also “Deadpool in Equestria” is not cancelled, I am merely taking a break from it, I may alternate back to it soon enough, but for now enjoy. :3

Frank took a closer look at the phone booth before him, to see the site was a little more shocking, the phone booth had graffiti written in blood. Accompanied by the fact that Frank had seen this kind of person... I mean... pony... err... thing, he knew they had no limits to their loss of sanity, this couldn’t have ended well no matter how they put it. Chuck then noticed what Frank was staring at and stared in awe too.

“I’ve Done it!”, yelled a voice behind them, a familiar voice to Applejack and Rainbow Dash, but to Frank and Chuck, it was completely new.

“I’ve made a time machine, I can stop this from ever happening!”, the voice continued, sounding more and more deranged by the second, as though he were watching his own death unfold.

They looked over to the direction of the voice to see a brown stallion standing on the top floor. He had what looked like the pony equivalent of cleavers, 2 hoof gauntlets with chef blades sticking out in a way it could not hurt the user but efficiently cut food, of course this wasn’t the stallions intentions for the tools.

“Doctor Whooves?” said Applejack and Rainbow Dash almost in perfect synchronization.

“Who?” asked Chuck.

“No not who, Whooves,” explained Rainbow Dash “One of Equestria’s most prized inventors next to Filly Hays, Hooves was Derpy’s boyfriend and Hay’s assistant, He is obsessed with time travel. He created things that advanced pony kind, like those gauntlets you see there, he co-created those to help with Ponyville’s school for physically challenged fillies, since they had trouble using knife handles with there mouths.”

“Now I AM EQUESTRIA’s GREATEST INVENTOR,I can go back in time and make this never happen.”

“Woah there Whooves, just calm down.” Frank warned holding up the baseball bat,. Whooves went into an absolute fit of rage at this sign, before calming down and showing the same proud smile.

“You shall not defy me after I erase any evidence of you meeting me in this warehouse. All I have to do is find the source of the problem, go back in time, and stop it from happening.”

Frank of course saw a chance to distract him and whispered into Applejack’s ear “You and Chuck free the hostages, me and Rainbow Dash will distract Doctor Serial killer here.”

Frank then spoke up loudly to Doctor Whooves, “I know how this started.”

Doctor Whooves raised an eyebrow, “What? Tell me then! You and I could go back in time and stop this madness!” Frank simply shook his head no, before putting up the baseball bat and taking out the Tenderizer combo weapon.

Doctor Whooves went into an astonishing feat of rage, not focusing on anything around him but the man who just taunted him and shouted with all of his might at Frank, “IF YOUR GONNA WIELD A WEAPON, YOU BETTER COME UP HERE AND USE IT!”.

(Cue fitting psychopath battle music)

Frank only smirked and slowly walked to the stairs, making sure the sound of each step taunted Doctor Whooves. Rainbow Dash flew up behind him, doing the same with the flapping of her wings.

After they finally got up the steps, it was time for the battle to begin. Doctor Whooves ran up to

Frank and barely missed before Rainbow Dash rammed him in the side.

“Geez, you would never make it as a photojournalist with stance like that.” Frank taunted him again.  This time Whooves ran up only to get pounded by the Tenderizers.

Meanwhile...Chuck was busy trying to open the lock on the chains for the hostages.  Applejack was trying to calm them down, “Lyra, Bon Bon, It’s gonna be OK. Just hold on there y’all.”.

“Hey stupid, if your gonna fight, fight against someone rather than a wittle unarmed girl like myself” Rainbow Dash said, making an extremely sarcastic innocent face as Whooves tried to slash her, he had barely managed to take Frank down with a kick to the chest, and planned on finishing him off later, finally he jump kicked her wings with his back legs, thus knocking her to the ground as he was about to finish her off, he readied himself to stab the knives into her chest.

He yelled out to the heavens in a mix of triumph, rage, and insanity. “YOU UNDERESTIMATED ME, NOW YOU PAY THE PRI- aaaaggghhh!!!!!” He felt a nail sink through his heart.

He heard the opponent he though was incapacitated say, “If there is one thing I have learned about you bastards, its that you never can.” He then realized that his opponents were toying with him the whole battle, he had been played like a deck of 52.  He only laughed and said “You just limited my time to save us!”  He limped over to a nearby lever and pulled it, before Frank punched him and a nail went through his skull.

“Avitasane you son of a bitch.” Frank said, walking away from the dead body

Chuck had finally broke Whooves code, it was 1795. The lockpads broke and Lyra and Bon Bon went free.

Then all of the sudden everybody heard a ticking noise. They all knew what it was and all backed away from the phone booth.

“It is okay, I got the survivors out.” Chuck smiled.

“Umm, Sugarcube, that wasn’t coming from the phonebooth.” Applejack said, pointing upwards towards the beams on the roof.

Frank rolled his eyes, “That psycho motherfucker, RUN!!!!” They all ran fast as they could out of the warehouse and into the the town”.

“See, that is what I hate about rescuing survivors, its never them actually wanting to live, theres always a catch or a crazy.”