Barney the dinosaur

by reptilectric

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark, Human, Crossover
Length: 1106

Barney fall in equestria

when a parent cares about what your child watches on television is not very safe,

 Barney falls in equestria and tries to find out why

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-12 19:15:49 UTC

the father, the son and the dinosaur

'' What is that? '' I ask a father is 25 years old, who was bronie and her son had only three years old watching your favorite TV show Barney the Dinosaur. The father was sitting on the couch in his living room, watching his son if the program was educational, but .. the father was starting to have a headache thinking about life of the man who was dressed as a dinosaur with poor wages, a voice of playback; insurance was a strange man I had to play with song and laughter children who acted in a stupid TV show. The father had to raise his innocent son was not ready for this horrible world.

The father tried to ignore those thoughts and think about my little pony friendship is magic that long ago that the father did not see that program bronie

'' What happened to the program? ''

'' What happened in Twilight Sparkle and her friends ? ''

returned to watch TV and your child laugh with barney

and the other wing question came head

'' What if Barney was real ? ''

'' What if Barney without having within a human man would live in Equestria ? ''

'' What if Barney would rape the horses? ''

'' What if ...

'' It's time to eat , bring the child , prepare something delicious to eat ''

Mother interrupted the thoughts of the Father

If '' . She said she turned off the TV and took his son to the table to eat

while the mother fed him his son who was sitting in his chair with his father. He wondered what it would '' Barney with horses? ''

asked the friendly woman - something in mind ?

the father said '' no, it is nothing ''

'' Okay '' . said the woman

Father kept eating ...

1:30 a.m.

the father was in his room , lying on his bed with his wife . He could not sleep that dinosaur was beginning to bother him more and more , why? the father still did not know just kept thinking in that dinosaur ... that damn purple dinosaur

the next day

8:00 a.m. The father woke up , got dressed and headed to the stairs of his house.

His wife said: ''go to the supermarket ''

the father said, '' is too early to go, why? ''

the mother said , '' but it was Barney the dinosaur will be there giving free photographs with children and thought about going to take our son for a photo with Barney know that our son loves the dinosaur''

father said: ''yes ...''

supermarket

When the couple and their son entered the supermarket , saw Barney the dinosaur sitting in a chair in a corner with a couple of guards and attendants.

the mother told the father '' ire to buy some things , he begins to be in line for the photo of Barney and our son ''

'' Well ,'' said the father

minutes after the father and son were with the dinosaur and the father asked the dinosaur costume

'' Barney for that you like children so much ? '' And the dinosaur costume mysterious man answered him :

'' Because they are so fun , friendly , kind and not lisp else in the world that their friends ''

when the father came out of the row with his son, met his wife and paid what they had to buy

after driving and coming home with his wife and son, the father entered his room and thought : '' damn dinosaur, because I think it has or may have something to do with my little pony? ''

thought and thought until the message in your head

'' Friendship ... ''

Father said that the image again and thought about what he said ...'' dinosaur kids are friendly, funny and just want their friendships'' The father's face was beginning to sweat until the woman opened the door room and said:

'' As been acting strange today and yesterday, something bad happens to you? ''

'' ... it is not only the father replied''

woman looks at the photo of her son and barney

'' You're worried about this? '' The woman wonder

'' No ... maybe''. the father replied:

'' It's just a dinosaur,'re overreacting way too.'' Said the woman

replied the husband and ...

'' Now I want you to help me make breakfast and take care of our son, okay? Question of the wife''

'' Is OK''

went to the kitchen, with the son and the father started cooking and then had breakfast ... even though the father forgot his thoughts just thought ..'' what would happen if Barney was in Equestria?

Meanwhile elsewhere

unknown man opened the door of his house,

after a long hard day of work, he went to his room and went to a shoe box hidden in a drawer some furniture in his room with a gun, then nodded and tried to pull the trigger, but fear not. He decided to lie down on her soft bed and then I thought ...'' I hate my fucking life, I appear on television with a fucking stupid purple dinosaur suit you just sing that damn song of friendship does not come out of my head ''

the man got up from his bed and put the dinosaur costume in the closet of his room and lay down reluctantly back into his warm bed and went back to thinking tomorrow'' film premiere BARNEY and his friends where I'll be all day surrounded by children, please god help me''

after a few minutes. The man was completely asleep and dinosaur costume fell on top of him.

morning. the man woke up in a place where there were plants, bluer skies and smooth ... just had a place no one knew it was .. Equestria.

and that the biggest surprise is that the opposite was fully alive ... Barney with a weapon that was apparently concealed weapon that was in his room, the man started running as fast as he could to a nearby forest to apparently was the Everfree forest.

Angry Barney thought: shit, that bastard got away. But okay, I have finally own life, now I'm going to find some little friends town or city that is close''

Barney began to walk around the place to find someone to that from a distance could see the people ... to ''ponyville'' but did not know that these people were ponies