[AiE Fic Warning]

Anon has been with Sweet Apple Acres nearly all his time in Equestria. Hard work and apples every day. Over the course of that time, he's managed to catch the eye of a certain yellow filly. He doesn't even suspect a thing when they start talking about pies.

What will he do once she finally confesses? What will he learn?
What happened to the pie?

Humongous thanks to my editor for this piece, FireEquinox. She knows who she is, and she's wonderful for all her hard work on it. I couldn't have done it without her help.