Fate: Reloaded
A Tale of Equestria
Chapter 1
By FUCKVIDEOGAMES and The Jello Master
I was sitting at my computer crying.
My girlfriend had just dumped me because I am a brony.
I wish people accepted me, but nobody accepts my unique lifestyle.
I have only two friends in the world. They are ponies and MW3.
I watched some ponies to clear my head, but it didn't help because my life sucks too bad.
The badness of my life hit me hard.
I listened to the song "Fake It" by Seether.
This song really describes how I feel.
I walked into my parents' room and grabbed my dad's revolver from his bedside table.
"Ponies are the only ones who will accept me." I announced as I shot myself in the skull.
I thought I was truly dead, but then I found out, I was truly alive.
I woke up, flying.
I was a red and black colt with wings and a horn.
My iPod was still in my pocket, playing the song "Fake It".
I walked for what seemed like 8.5 seconds before I was in Ponyville.
I knocked on a familiar door.
A purple pony with pink streaks in her hair answered the door and I knew who she was.
"Hi." Twilight said.
"Hello I am new and I have nowhere to stay because I am homeless." I said.
"You can stay here." She said.
I followed her into the kitchen, watching her.
We sat down and ate carrots and read books all afternoon while getting to know eachother.
"What is your name?" she asked.
"Blaze Mercury." I said.
"That is is a nice original name." she said.
"Thank you.' I said as I stared into her eyes.
"Why are you homeless." she asked.
"A meteor crashed into my house." I lied.
"Oh no." she gasped.
"I need to step outside for a minute." I said.
I then went outside to see Spike, sitting there on a lawn chair smoking Winstons.
"Mind if I join you?" I asked.
"Nah man, it's cool." Spike said.
So I stood there for a moment, thinking.
"Can I have one?" I asked.
"Sure man." he said as he handed me one.
"Got a light?" I asked.
Spike then burped all over my Winston, lighting it.
We just sat and smoked for about 20 minutes.
It was a pretty good time.
Spike and I discussed living situations, friends, life, and Comic Zone for the Sega Genesis.
"So you see, you gotta do the triple kick combo to beat the first boss." Spike said.
"I tried that and it didn't work." I said.
"Well then you suck." Spike said.
I then went back as Spike went out to go spy on Rarity.
Before he left, I lent him my phone to take pictures.
I went inside, but Twilight was nowhere to be found.
I searched the house, but turns out she was just in the bathroom taking a shower.
I plugged my iPod into a sound system and put it on shuffle.
The song "Fake It" came on.
I danced alone to "Fake It" until Twilight got out of the shower.
She came in the room and we danced together for a while.
The song "Fake It" ended and the Ipod shuffled again and landed on "Fake It".
"Don't you have any other songs?" Twilight asked.
"No." I said. "I just loaded Fake It on here 482 times to make sure I would get it often."
I also had the song Green Hill Zone, but it only comes up maybe once every 185 songs.
When it was dark and late we sat there, facing eachother.
"where should I sleep?" I asked.
"You can sleep in my bed." Spike said as he walked in the door and hung up his coat.
I stared blankly at Spike.
"No homo." Spike said.
"Your bed is too small." I said.
"Suit yourself." Spike said.
"You can sleep with me." Twilight said.
I didn't know where I was going from here, but I liked it so far.
Chapter 2
By the same people as last time.
I woke up in Spike's bed.
Twilight kicked me out of hers at about 3 AM.
I shouldn't have eaten Taco Bell as my last meal.
"Good morning beautiful." I whispered into Spike's ear by accident.
"Dude what?" Spike said.
"No homo." I said.
"You're pretty beautiful yourself, no homo." said Spike.
I swung out of bed and walked to the kitchen.
I searched though all the cupboards but only found vegetables.
"I really wish I had some meat as part of my diet." I said out loud to myself.
Spike winked at me from the table.
I lifted some carrots with my magic.
I used to magic to turn them into Taco Bell Dorito shelled tacos.
"Where did you learn to do magic so well?" asked Twilight as she walked into the kitchen.
"Uh I don't know." I said. Confused at this obvious Deus Ex Machina.
"What are your plans for today?" she asked.
"I was just going to sit here and listen to my favorite song." I said imagining Fake It by Seether.
"You are a boring person." Twilight said.
I couldn't hear her because I was loudly humming Fake It to myself.
"I'm taking you out to run errands with me because Spike is busy since he discovered PornHub" Twilight said.
"Fine." I say, planning to go on Spike's computer later.
This chapter is unfinished, please contact The Jello Master or FUCKVIDEOGAMES if you have any questions. ;^)
