Fate: Reloaded

Chapter 2

By the same people as last time.

I woke up in Spike's bed.

Twilight kicked me out of hers at about 3 AM.

I shouldn't have eaten Taco Bell as my last meal.

"Good morning beautiful." I whispered into Spike's ear by accident.

"Dude what?" Spike said.

"No homo." I said.

"You're pretty beautiful yourself, no homo." said Spike.

I swung out of bed and walked to the kitchen.

I searched though all the cupboards but only found vegetables.

"I really wish I had some meat as part of my diet." I said out loud to myself.

Spike winked at me from the table.

I lifted some carrots with my magic.

I used to magic to turn them into Taco Bell Dorito shelled tacos.

"Where did you learn to do magic so well?" asked Twilight as she walked into the kitchen.

"Uh I don't know." I said. Confused at this obvious Deus Ex Machina.

"What are your plans for today?" she asked.

"I was just going to sit here and listen to my favorite song." I said imagining Fake It by Seether.

"You are a boring person." Twilight said.

I couldn't hear her because I was loudly humming Fake It to myself.

"I'm taking you out to run errands with me because Spike is busy since he discovered PornHub" Twilight said.

"Fine." I say, planning to go on Spike's computer later.

This chapter is unfinished, please contact The Jello Master or FUCKVIDEOGAMES if you have any questions. ;^)