//-------------------------------------------------------// there and not coming back again, a human in equestria tale -by linkman447- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// to the mall //-------------------------------------------------------// to the mall 610 sparrow ct., troy, IL, 62294, U.S.A, North America, Earth “Ya getting academically suspended from collage great way to start the New Year Alex” my dad yells at me “come on bud” he looks at me “why didn't you ask us for help?” he asked me calmly. “I really was just being lazy dad with school and work I would just read fan fiction while in class or just write my own” I answer him this did not go over well with him and he just left me there in the kitchen. “damn why did my life turn out like this, this never should have happened.” Golden oaks library, Ponyville, equestria, equis “twilight what are you doing.” the young dragones asked the purple mare, “you trying to bring one of those humans here, you and Lyra have a one track mind” she said as she left not wanting to be part of her magical craziness. “Sophie doesn't understand the fascinating parts of humans and how ponies react to them” twilight went back to her spell book “I think I got it just need help from Lyra and we will bring a human st- no its man ya that’s right well lets get going.” Meanwhile in canterlot “My young twilight you are trying to bring such a dangerous creature to my land I only hope you can handle the weight of you actions” the solar princess sighs. Back on earth “damn what am I going to do now” I left my house and go in my 99 ford Taurus with my back pack and my computer “now lets just go some where, but first lets get jimmy he will know what to do” as is say this I’m already at jimmy’s house (he lives really close to me) “hey jimmy get your ass out here” I yell at him. “Alex what do you want” he asks me as he walks up to his window “I’m trying to sleep” I look at my phone 1:34. “Jim you dumb ass its 1:34 in the after noon come on where going to the mall” I tell him he tells me to wait a second “ready to go” he nods and I drive off. Out side ponyville near the everfree forest “OK Lyra lets do this” twilight said to the mint mare she nods at her and both unicorns begin to channel there magic and soon a blue disk appeared in front of the 2 “we did it Lyra, we did it”. “Yes cant wait to see the human” Lyra yelled ‘I hope he is well a he and he is handsome’ she thought to herself. Back on earth “Jimmy I got some bad news” I start to talk to jimmy, he looks at me “I got suspended form SWIC due to a low GPA for 2 semesters” I tell him. “ALEX WATCH OUT” jimmy yells I look forward to see a giant blue circle and drive right into it “what the hell” he shouts I look at him he looks like he is vanishing “Alex help” he starts to sob but what could I do. “Jimmy” he looks at me eyes full of tears. “Don’t forget me” he asks me I only nod and poof he was gone, I turn of my car and pull out my keys “no Idea what this portal would do to my car so better turn it off. Back to the girls “some thing I coming twi” Lyra points at the disk then the object in question just appears in front of the two mares not moving then the door opens. “groan what happened where am I” I cry out as I fall on to grass “who am I” I ask then “what am I” looking at my body two legs two arms 5 digits on each thing on the end of my to top appendages. “Mr. Human are you OK and are you a Mr. or Ms.?” 2 creatures ask me . “So I’m a human OK and I don’t know” I look at them as if them talking was as normal as a the sun rising every day “let me check these pockets I think I have stuff in them.” I put my hand in my pocket and find a black device the other pocket some metal things conceited to rings, my back pockets and folded thing I unfolded it and fined a pictured on a card Alex Ricketts “so that’s my name Alex” I say to anyone willing to listen. “Can I see that” I give her my wallet “so you are a male good the spell work Lyra it worked” then they both looked at me both of the what ever you call them well there faces where bright red “soooo do you have a mare friend” they both ask me. “What’s that and what are you to?” I ask quite bluntly. “oh well we are ponies my name is twilight sparkle this is Lyra “she points to the green mare with her hoof “and a mare friend is somepony you want to be with and love and …” she trailed off her face redder then it was “what going on?” the big metal thing behind me was starting to vanish then it was gone leaving 2 bags behind. “well we should get going” I nodded and picked up the 2 bags and fallowed the 2 mares. So where are we going?” I asked. “were going to my home” twilight answered “I have an extra bed that will fit you” she said giving me a wink “we can have fun there” not really knowing what she meant by that.. At the library “So here we are your room is up here” she leads me and Lyra to up a flight of stairs and into a room “here we are” I put down my bags “we will let you get settled OK” they both said. Lyra came back with “you should try to sleep and maybe you can remember something about yourself after a good nights rest”then they left the room. So here I am no clue who I am and these ponies are being vary nice well the bed does look comfy. a few hours later i awake feeling something moving on me "so Mr. Alex lets have some fun" a voice that sounded like Lyra "ya some fun" Twilight agreed