Snowflake is just your regular handsome pegasus stallion. There are a few things that make him unique.
For example, his wings were almost microscopic compared to a regular pegasi's wings. He was always laughed at every day in high school for his incredibly small wings.
His coat is actually a beautiful, pure White color. His mane and tail are a light Blond color.
His hooves were also small. Not as small as his wings, but still small. Looking at him now, you'd be surprised how those puny little legs could hold up the sheer weight of his body.
His eyes were beet Red, just like the color of his energy drinks... Which he had at least ten of every day.
His cutie mark was a dumbbell. If you could see what he looks like, it would be pretty obvious as to why that was his cutie mark.
But only one thing set him apart from the others.
His muscles.
Snowflake was a hunk. In fact, he was more than a hunk. He was a super hunk. He had a mare by his side every time he went out to the gym. Who can blame them? Any mare would die to be cradled in the bulky stud's hooves. They'd feel so protected with him around.
There can't possibly be anything wrong with this guy, right?
Think again.
"YEAH!" Snowflake shouted.
"You... What? Stop saying that!" A random mare replied.
"YEAH!" He replied, again.
"That's it! I can't take it! Your driving me insane! The other mares were right... Ugh." Looking back at him with an angered expression, the mare trotted off into the sunset. She thought it was cute at first... Then it turned out to be a real pain in the plot.
Snowflake frowned as he watched his date trot away.
It had been a perfect evening to take the mare he admired out for a romantic picnic. He waited until dusk to take her, because he and the mare loved to watch the sunset after a long, hard day.
However, he knew it would end the same way: The mare would get tired of his constant "Yeah!", and go away to find a less annoying stallion.
He sat there, looking at the empty picnic basket, and the half full glass of wine. He wondered if the wine had scared her into thinking he only wanted her for her body.
Snowflake never had an intention to go on a date just to get laid. Sure, he had a few one night stands... That ended in disaster... Mostly with him saying 'yeah' with every moan, but that was a long time ago. He was a much more mature stallion, and learned to respect mares for more than just they're bodies.
All Snowflake wanted was a nice mare who could cope with his problem. It wasn't his fault that the only word he knew was 'yeah'.
In fact, when he was just a few months old, he said his first word:
Mama.
Then 'yeah'.
With a sigh, the now lonely stallion packed his items into the picnic basket. So many things ran through his mind. He thought he was pathetic. He was a loser. He couldn't read. He couldn't write. He couldn't speak properly. The list of mental thoughts went on and on.
He was on the verge of crying, but was able to hold back his tears. He knew a stallion his size wasn't supposed to cry, but he had feelings too. Some mares were so mean to him, they thought a stallion like him had no feelings whatsoever.
Snowflake wished he had been born different. He wished he had been born with the ability to speak fluently. He wished not to be so, so lonely...
But what he didn't know was the fact there was a mare that did secretly like him.
The mare in question would try to find the courage to talk to him, but she was always too shy. She knew about his one word knowledge, but that never effected her love for him. She would crush on him day and night, and even had a few pictures of him in her room.
She would always stand outside the gym he went to work out in, and go inside after he did. To her, watching him work out was like meditation. It made her relax and forget about all her troubles. In a way, watching him work up a sweat and lifting those heavy weights made her feel warm and fuzzy. Knowing that he was so strong and masculine made her love for him quadruple in size.
Today, she knew she had to talk to him. She had to get him to notice her. She sat near the Ponyville Town Hall, which was located only a few blocks away from the gym. She thought that he might be taking that way home from his date.
Snowflake trotted into the main square of Ponyville. The sun was just about to settle down beneath the horizon. Ponyville was a ghost town. There were maybe three or four ponies out and about in town, but that was it.
The mare peeked around the corner of the town hall, and noticed his recognizable figure. She smiled, and blushed. Man, was he hot...
Snowflake trotted towards his home. He lived only a few blocks away from the gym, but his house wasn't near the town hall.
The mare decided to follow him. It wasn't dark just yet, but she hoped that he wouldn't see him. It was a bold and brave move for her, as Snowflake could hear faint hoofsteps behind him.
He turned his head around...
Only to find that nothing was there.
"Phew." The mare wiped a bead of sweat off her forehead. She was hiding behind a building pillar that was big enough for her to fit behind. Her heart was pounding, and her wings were fidgeting with nervousness.
Shrugging his shoulders, Snowflake continued to trot. He became cautious, wondering if there was an attacker nearby, watching his every move. Of course, he wouldn't have a problem taking him on with full force.
He shook the thought out of his head, his house only one block away. The mare knew she had to talk to him right away. She couldn't let the opportunity slip away.
Flap flap flap.
Snowflake heard a flapping sound, and turned his head around once more...
And there she was...
He was looking straight at her, and she was looking straight back. He couldn't make out who she was, but she looked oddly familiar. His eyes were like laser beams, never looking away from her, and keeping his eyes focused on her.
She froze, and fell to the ground.
Which was only a foot below her.
Worried about the pony, Snowflake trotted to her aid. He wondered if she was okay. It wasn't a serious fall, but he was always willing to help a pony in need.
"Oh... Hi..." She looked up at him from the ground. He was even more handsome up close. She started sweating nervously, knowing that she had just made a fool of herself in front of him.
Snowflake had no response. He could only hold his hoof out in hopes that she would grab it, and he could help her up. She was a cute mare, really. Her face was adorable, and her eyes were even more adorable. Her body was a Grey-ish color, and her mane and tail were a slightly lighter Blond than his. He noticed that her cutie mark was a few bubbles.
"Thank you, mister." She smiled. She was able to pull herself up. Her mane was dirty and messy from the fall. She tried brushing a few dirt particles from her mane, but it was no use.
"YEAH!" He responded to her.
She smiled. She thought it was amazingly cute how he would say it. It made her want to melt right then and there.
"I'm Derpy..." She whispered, not able to bring herself to talk loud enough.
Unable to understand the mare, Snowflaked looked at her with a confused expression on his face.
"...I'm Derpy." She said, loud enough for him to hear her.
"YEAH!"
"You must be Snowflake."
"YEAH!"
Snowflake's expression suddenly changed from normal, back to confused. How did she know her name?
"Oh... That must be... Awkward." Derpy squeaked.
"YEAH!"
"Right... I'll just get going." Derpy spread her wings as if she was about to take off. Her face was getting redder and redder by the second.
With a goofy grin, she took off, feeling good that she had finally been able to get him to notice her. She giggled, hoping that she hadn't screwed up everything.
"Finally!" Derpy said, happily. "He noticed me!" She added, giggling uncontrollably.
Snowflake watched in utter confusion as she flew away. He wondered what the heck just happened. It was probably another mare wanting to get in bed with him. He shook the thought, and continued his trip towards home.
At last, Snowflake reached his house. He looked down at the doormat, lifting it up and finding the key that was hidden underneath it. He put the key in the door lock, and unlocked the door, trotting inside.
After shutting the door behind him, Snowflake went into the kitchen to prepare a protein shake. He thought it would be a nice treat to make after a disappointing day.
Back at Derpy's house, Derpy was doing her usual routine. At this time, Derpy usually went to sleep at this hour of night. However, she was up watching TV, unable to sleep due to her increased excitement.
"I hope I can see him tomorrow." Derpy smiled. She just couldn't stop thinking about that hunk. His body was so... So... Muscle-y. So strong, so nice, so helpful. He was everything she wanted. It made her mind scream inside her head.
After five glasses of protein shake, Snowflake decided that it was time to hit the hay...
He trotted into his living room, and started punching his hay bail boxing bag.
"YEAH!" Snowflake snarled. He was working up quite a sweat after twenty minutes of non-stop punching.
Wiping the sweat drops off his forehead, Snowflake picked up his TV remote, and turned on his TV set.
He flopped his bulky body down on the couch, and closed his eyes. He like to listen to the TV while he slept.
He positioned himself so that he lie across the couch, looking up at the ceiling.
The image of that mare kept on flicking on and off in his mind. He kept thinking about how pretty she was. He smiled as he kept on thinking about her until he fell asleep.
Snooooore. "Yeaaaaah..." Snnnnnore. "Yeaaaaah..."
