Author's Note

Now, before anyone decides to scream about it being so tiny, I just want you to know I wrote this down a while back and have lost all but this... So I'm going to be making up for lost time and writing it from scratch. I hope it's as entertaining and loveable as the latter has been.

Your friend and night owl,

-SoulSeeker

The Fun's Only Begun

"Now, can anypony tell me why the lunar regime instigated the battle against the royal army?" Mrs. Cheerilee asked her bored looking class.

"I know the answer!" Scootaloo yelled out with a hoof in the air.

"Really?" The pink teacher seemed dumbfounded. "Well alright, Scootaloo. Why was it?"

"It was because the princess were arguing over the right to ru-"

"Wasn't it because that fake of a princess went all crazy and evil?"

"Diamond tiara, how could you just say that?!"

"What? Its true!" The snooty filly said just as the room filled with a blue light. The fillies and colts all "oo'd" and "Ahh'd" at the spectacle, the young unicorns all on the edge of their seats, staring at the glimpse of true teleportation magic.

"P-p-princess Luna?!" Cheerilee said, extremely shocked.

"Indeed. We have brought this young filly with us." Sweetie belle ran from between her legs and to her seat, grinning the whole time. "We have kept her too long and wish for you to know it was of no fault of hers." YES IT WAS. " And to not punish her."

"W-well of course!" She looked over at Sweetie. "You'll have another day for that homework, Sweetie belle."

"Thanks Princess Woona!" She said happily. "Bye Seth! That was the greatest time I've ever had!"

I smiled and just as we were turning and about to teleport, I heard something I just couldn't believe.

"IT has a name?!"

She called you an it

Oh... I heard.

"Excuse me?" I asked aloud to the class.

"IT talks too! Why doesn't the crazy princess have it on a leash?!" A grey, snooty looking filly yelled from her desk.

"Diamond Tiara! How could you just say that to them?!" The teacher fumbled with her words, looking for a way to apologize but I simply held up my hand and walked towards her desk slowly.

She called Luna crazy...

I Heard...

"Ew, it's getting closer! Somepony help!" She shrieked.

Without even thinking, I walked up in front of her, grabbed her one hand with her flailing around and yelling at me as I snapped my fingers. I appeared outside at the top of a tree beside the schoolhouse.

"Let go let go let go!" She screamed at me venomously. "I'll get my daddy to make your life nothing!" She threatened. I snapped my fingers again and a red bow appeared as I quickly fastened her to the top of the tree branch. "Now. Anything you'd like to apologize for?"

"NO!" She yelled. Snapping them once more and popping into the classroom by the board, I grinned.

"Anypony feel like checking the window?" I asked, chuckling. The whole class looked outside and began an uproar of laughter, pointing out the window and clopping their hooves together in delight of seeing the bully humiliated.

She looked a little scared being up there; the tree was at least fifty feet up, I wouldn't be surprised. "Can you please let her down..?" A small voice asked from the children laughing. It was a grey earth pony with glasses. "I'll get her to say sorry... Just please? She's terrified of heights." She asked kindly and scared for her friend.

I looked at the window and back to the grey pony; Meh, she seemed like she had enough anyway. I snapped my fingers and Diamond was back in her seat, eyes wide and breathing heavily. Silver Spoon leaned over to her and whispered something in her ear, to which Diamond nodded her head furiously.

"I'm r-really s-sorry for saying t-those things... I-I didn't mean them, h-honest!" She said, shrinking into her seat.

Hmmm... Sounded good enough I guess. I nodded and felt calm again, my normal voice back from the slightly deeper one. "It's alright, just don't say anything like that about Luna. She means a great deal to me. Understood?"

"Yes, Sir!" She said, almost scared if she hadn't replied.

"Good. Well then, I guess we're off." I said, turning to Sweetie as I stood next to Luna and waved, "Have a nice day, Sweetie!" She smiled brightly and waved bace before Luna teleported us out.

As we were teleporting, I heard a familiar voice ringing in my ears.

"Not the BEST way to use the little bit of power I stuck you with, but I suppose whatever makes it grow... And it's not like it wasn't fun watching, ahahahahahaha!"

I'm not even entirely sure I feel bad... Or anything about what I had done in there... I think, I think I liked it. That filly; n o, that little shit. She deserved it and so much more than I had done. Hell, she deserved to be scolded and punished for days!

"You liked it, right?"

"More than anything at the moment..." I'm almost positive I could HEAR Discords smile widening with creaks.

"Seth. I think you really are the one we've bene waiting... Just so long for. Seth?"

"Yes, Discord?"

"Feel like having even more fun?"

"I... I think I do."

"Ahahahahahaha, I knew you would... I have something you'll simply LOVE!"