Agnes Clopperbottom, the hottest underage filly in Equestria, walked along the path to the fuck place. Her big yellow plot, bounced in anticipation of whatever gross, bluewaffle penis may force into it. Her cutie mark, which was Jenna Jameson's rack, was still red after the spankings her hot lesbian friend had previously given her.

Agnes's wee little vadge, tingled with the sensation of twenty eels, sliding out of it into the anus of her dead dog. Agnes had the perkiest tits, she often massaged them with erotic thoughts of the Condom People, their rubber faces motorboating the shit out of her crotch breasts. Penis. The only thing she loved more than balls.

Agnes was disgusting, a real fartlocker who had the most gross adjectives thrown at her by the writer. However, Agnes had a good heart, despite all the cum around it. She had a brown mane, that was so fucking curly, that if your finger became entangled betwixt the curls, you would need to jack off and use your sperm as a lubricant to aid your finger in escape.

As she passed the library, she eyed the cock necklace, the one that Sliken left behind. Agnes was no fool, however, she immediately ran to the necklace, and dildoed herself in the bottom. The pleasure was so grand, that when she came, she drowned an ant pile ten feet away. She then picked up the shit covered dick, and placed it on her neck. She then was transported to an unknown place, where she met, Twilight Sparkle, the Alicorn Bitch.

"Hello young one," the hot purple bitch greeted.

"Well fuck my asshole with that horn, and I will surely cum," the young filly replied, as this was a customary response in the land of Equestria.

"You found that bonerific necklace, did you not?"

"Yup, even fucked myself with it!" the young filly eagerly replied with pride so immense, that her vagina literally exploded.

"Wow are you okay?" the hot alicorn inquired.

"No, my vagina exploded!"

Twilight laughed at this fact, because a vagina exploded. That's pretty damn funny. The vaginal mesh that covered the young pony's vagina walls, now covered the walls of the magic room. Twilight, feeling sympathy for the now vagina-less cutie pants, began to eat out Agnes's butthole. Her tongue slid in and out of the filly, replicating the motions of a frog that was doing the same thing. Agnes raised her back hoof in pleasure, her rectum tingled with a sensation that could only increase.

Just before she came, Twilight stopped and ordered the filly to do the same to her. Agnes had never had the honor of fucking a princess. The young filly began to simultaneously lick the anus of Twilight, while hoofing her vagina. Twilight's pleasure meter went off the charts, and she shit all over the young filly, a mix of lime green and puss yellow to be exact.

Twilight then chewed off her own foot, and told the foal that the necklace she wore was the only thing powerful enough to stop the dragons. Agnes laughed, for she thought of a chicken pooping into salad, and then her grandma eating the salad, and her grandma throwing up all over the table, and then her grandma would be embarrassed, and she went home that day, and shot herself. Hahahahaha granny suicide.

Twilight slapped the shit out of the foal's face and told her, "listen up snatch mongler, the fate of this damn Ponyverse lies in that cock! Now find the dragons and contain them inside of it." Agnes was so turned on right now that her missing vagina came.

"I won't let you down, kike!" Agnes assured the obese mare, that was currently pissing blood all over her tail.

"I know you won't" Twilight said, and then made out with the filly, tasting the plaque along her gum lines. The taste and texture of Agnes's mouth was similar to sticking your tongue in a mushy banana, if the banana were a stinky turd. Twilight then spanked the shit out of the filly, and sent her back to where she found the necklace.

Agnes looked around to see her ejaculation all over the ground. The cheesy liquid stuck to her hooves as she walked back onto the path she was previously taking to the fuck place. She did not plan on that of course, for she now had a mission that was of utmost importance. As she was walking along the Jewish corpses on the road, she eyed a pink pony bouncing on her butt, farting with each landing, which propelled her back into the air.

This pink mare was, in fact, Pancake Poo, an erotic, sex addicted mare who was notorious for being the best snowballer in Equestria. Her mane was white, possibly dyed by the mass amounts of sperm that were so often shot into her mane. Her cutie mark was a stack of pancakes, with a big poo on top instead of butter. Her pink plot was so perfect, that to even see it, your penis would literally explode, much like Agnes's vagina.

Pancake stopped passing the toxic gases from her stink hole, and went up to Agnes and crawled into her mouth. Agnes quickly spit her out, and then pooped.

Agnes explained what was happening, the dragons, the necklace, and the missing vagina. Pancake was so eager to help, that she found a penguin and raped it. Agnes was so touched by this gesture of friendship, that she too found a sweet innocent penguin, but this time unseamed it from its dick o its throat, and then pulled out all of the inner treasure, and used them to paint a flower for Pancake.

The two set off to find the black dragon and his Asian boyfriend. They sang songs of STDs and ate pieces of feces that Pancake already had with her. The two friends walked in sync, their plots bouncing in a fantastic way. The pink pony was totally aroused, her nipples sticking out a full six feet, in fact she was walking on these nipples.

"Meanwhile, back in his new castle in Canterlot, Sliken was frantically searching for the cock necklace. He was looking under cushions, couches, and beds, to no success.

"Cockfag," the black dragon commanded.

"Whatchyou wah?" the dumbass red and yellow dragon asked.

"Where is my cock necklace, the one that is two feet long and has the wine stain from the fondue party we had a few weeks ago?"

"I fo-get it!"

Author's Note

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