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                       The Sue Story                       
                      -by DuskWhite-                       
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                         A nu dey                          
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A nu dey
It was a nqrmal dey an i was eetin fud. It was yumy 2. I fwished my sooper lung sexy blak hayr wif crystal blu an gren color an rorad my food down as i hungred 4 mur.. My sexy bf Spyke steppped in an saw me sexy fud eetin. I smiled sexy at him an he gapsex (haha sex) my eyes glowed wif power and bootiful an they were a mix of purplae an blue an all the pretty colurs. Wen I finished eetin I got up an walked out of mah haus an i saw a big dragon an it was SOOOOOO big an i cryed
"Someone omg help me!!!!!1!!1!!-!/!!/!3!!4!5!!5" i screemed an the dragon went doun to eet me like i had eet my fud but suddenly,,,,,,, I HAD A NUU POWER!!!!!!-!!-!!!/!!)!!)!)!(!4!! I made a big fire ball an the dragon rored wif anger and died.

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                Rainbuw dash an da bad gais                
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Rainbuw dash an da bad gais
I was goin home wen suddenly RAINBOW DADH APPARD AN NOW I WAS SO VERI MAN
"OMG WHAT DO U WANT FRIM ME RAINBUW DASH I HAT U!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!2!!/!/!9!9!9!9!0!0!0!7!77!66!6!5!5!5!44!4!3!33!3!2"
"IM GONNA RAP U HERE IN PUBIC!!!2!2!!1!!1!1!2!!43!" AN THEN RAINBOW SASH RAPD ME IN FRONT OF ALL THE PEPULS!!!!!!!3!!:!(!!)
"OMG YYYYYYYY" I CRYED AS I GOT PREGOMUNDUM
"I LIKE Sexing PEOPLE AN IS CALLED LESBIANISMAFAA!!!!" Rainbow butt pooped on the floor wif cum!
"LET GO OF HUR!!11!!2!2!!4!!:!"
I loked an it was TWILIGHT SPURLAKA!!!!!!!!2!-!!/!/!/!!/!!:!)!!)!)!)

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                    Da romance of boots                    
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Da romance of boots
Wen i saw twiliht spurkle i was so happy an my hert did flippy poops an som randum IDIUM pooted an every1 lafed wif dere throats. Twilght loked so purty an she flipped her hayr an i thot of the best song evur for hur but i didnt say it cuz it against the rules to put lyrics in this so shizz
"ABRYL R U OK!!1!!1!!1?1?1?1?2!!2?2?1" she sed
"Yus i am fine.............." I syd wif sexy an babys poped out of my peepee but i was still sexy an did a hayr flip
"Ok das gud" she sayd an took my hand "Ambryl.... Der is sumthing i muss tell u.................... I LOVE U WIF GAY!!!2!!2!1!1!1!11!"
Every1 gapsed but babys kept pooping out an i stard at hur
"Twilit i...... I loaf u tooooooo!!!:!!:!:'mrnnkdkdksks!!!!"
Den we kissd an mor sexys came

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                       Y my lif sukz                       
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Y my lif sukz
Aftur teh sexys i was so tird frum all teh babyz an stuff so i got up an house to teh wnet an i at mur fud. Be4 i went inside my haus tho i took da ded draguns hed an made sexy stripur armur out of eet wif nipul straps an goffik skirt wif rips an shreds an big blak buts an they had spiks an cul stuff an i was so sexy like bootiful!
"OMG GURL U SO SEXY CAN I RAP U!!!!1!1!1!-!-'ma?2?2??2?/?/?"
I loked an it was............... SPONGE BOOB!!!!1!!1!/!!/!/
"OMG NO OMFG I AM NOT PRTUY WAT R U TALKING ABUT U FREAK STOP BEIN SUC A PURV!!!!!1!-!-!-!!3!:!;!(!" I was so depruzzed nao so many pepul likd me an it was so struffsful an i was so ugly an i cryied blod an fell to da grouhnd an like 129300181 boys cam 4 me butt i shood dem way cuz thay mak me fel wurse.
"Imma go cut myself cuz i hate lifing noone loves me!!!2!1!-'snrnntn"
"ya becuz u a mary suu!"
"NO IM NUT OMG IM NURMAL I AM NOT OP AT ALL WHAT R U TALKING BOUT OMG!!!1!-'anama" an I killed dem wif a nuu power called pew pew gun an guns cam out of my arms an shot dem wif pain an dey died an dis gai went over to dem cryeing cuz dey were liek best best friends or somefing wich i new wif my detective skillz an den things came....