"It's all a simple equation, really. When you live alone with your studies, too afraid of other ponies to leave your home, like I do, you realize that strange actions are only strange to ponies that aren't strange."

Cafes provide lots of things for Twilight Sparkle: Coffee, peace and quiet, nice conversation. Most would call Twilight's cafe visits strange, but she thinks they are necessary.

I wrote this short sort-of-vignette in one sitting.

Warning, this story contains:
-Mild sexual innuendos and one necrophiliac 'joke'.
-Slightly-darker-than-average Equestria (though no dark tag, so that is good, right?)
-Depressed, despairing Hayseed Turniptruck (from that one Rarity episode that I can't remember the name of with the window washer)
-A healthy amount of parenthesizes
-Words!

Proofread by TheEarthSheep