Button Mash hasn't left his apartment in a week. He can barely manage the energy to get out of bed in the morning, and sometimes not even that. Eventually, he turns to something that most wouldn't even consider an option.

As an aside, I'm very disappointed that Button Mash doesn't have his own character option. Very disappointed.

Inspired in part by this: http://stedilnik.tumblr.com/tagged/button-mash