Long ago, young Octavia Melody was punished by her high class mother for not taking her cello playing to heart. While shut in her room she received a revelation that her destiny lies elsewhere and so she ventured from Manehattan to the 'village of fated elements, where royalty meets the clouds' where she will 'form a strong alliance, and this world's most awesome bond'

… wait, bond? didn't it mean band?

[size=14]WARNING: Contains strong language, viewer 'suck-it-up' is advised[/size]

[size=12]Author's Note: This is based on the classic movie "Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny" and is an amalgamation of sorts. You will greatly appreciate the story if you are familiar with the movie, also this is set before the start of Season 1. Lastly feast yourself with this wonderful selection before reading the story: Click this Link[/size]