Oh my aching head. What has happened here? I open my eyes and find the TARDIS in working; well I wonder what working condition looks like for the TARDIS, but all the buttons and knobs and atomizers were able to be pushed or twirled around. Then I noticed something, now I know it’s on the tip of my tongue, oh right, I had my hands back and was walking on two feet once again! Oh how I’ve never been so happy to have opposable thumbs once again! But then I remembered, didn’t I bring a pony along with me? If the transfer of dimensions changed me back from a pony, then… I was soon rushing around “Rainbow Dash! Where are you!” soon I heard a heavy sigh. It came from below the console. She was there the entire time under my own nose, but there was something different about her... was it the hair, or was it the wings? Or the lack of them? Wait no wings? And no tail? Rainbow Dash looks…human. Oh right! The same process when I went to Equestria that changed me into a pony and changed me back happened to Rainbow Dash! It must the TARDIS; the going through separate dimensions must be causing the body to change to reflect the surrounding inhabitants. So now that I’m in my dimension, the pony changed into human! Brilliant! “Good thing I’m keeping this all in head, wait, did I just say that out loud?”
“Who’s there?” Rainbow woke up suddenly. “And who are you?” she questioned as she stood up and stared at me. How brilliant! Rainbow is moving like a natural human, with no coordination problems whatsoever! It must be the psychic link with the TARDIS, no wonder why I had no walking problems when I went into Ponyville. The TARDIS must be teaching Rainbow the basic motor functions of the body as we were unconscious. Oh what a great TARDIS you are! “I said who are you?”
“Well Rainbow, I am the last being you saw before we left, the Doctor.”
“How can you be the Doctor? He is a pony; I have no idea what you are.”
“You see, we are in a different dimension, my dimension to be exact, and our bodies must conform to the rules of the dimension. Long story short, I am back in my normal form while you are, well, not a pony anymore.”
Then Rainbow really looked at herself. I mean REALLY looked at herself. “What is this body, I mean these things coming out of my hooves, or why am I on two legs, or these things on my chest?”
“Rainbow, the TARDIS turned you into one the most remarkable species in this universe, a human.”
“But, how can I be human? I am a pegasus and I have NO wings now! How do I get around?!” Rainbow began to panic.
“Calm down, you can walk, the TARDIS taught you all you need to know about how to move around and I don’t know what else, maybe you know so human customs as well? Like how is food eaten for humans?”
“Well, I think it’s with something called silverware or maybe a fork?”
“Ah brilliant! You beautiful thing my TARDIS is! Now I think I have a place just for you to go…” so I began turning the dohickies and whatsyoumaycallits and sped away to planet Earth (hopefully if my TARDIS will bring me there). There I wanted Rainbow Dash to see something extraordinary. This place is the meeting of many for so few. I am bringing Rainbow Dash to Bronycon…
