At the tail end of her virgin foray into slumber partying, Twilight realizes that an indispensable part of her female bonding session with Applejack and Rarity has been skipped! So the freshly reconciled trio reconvenes to share their personal experiences with the "rougher sex."

Will such intimacy bring them closer together? Will the story ever outgrow its clumsy, cliched framing device? Will it fail the Bechdel Test? And will I ever stop asking rhetorical questions?

PLEASE NOTE: contains explicit sexual content. Porn With Plot, if you will. Both kinds.