15 MINUTES OF DRUNK

Kaidan looked down at the thing. “Why the fuck am I doing this?” he asked himself.

Before her stood a replica of a teleporter that looked like it could direrclty port him to Equestria.

Then he hit a button and was ported directly to Equestria.

Kaidan was in Equestria. He looked around and saw he was in Ponyville., right in front of Twilight’s library. The funny thing was that he knew exattyl what was going to hapepn now from all the countrless sex fics whe wrote himself into: having sex with the mane six.

Then he went to the lirbary. and nocked on the door. “Twilight i know you are in there, fucking let me in and fuck. im a brony and I demand sex this instant.”

Then Twilight opened the door and revealed herself and a dead body of spikem, who was dead. “Oh jello, haidan, I was just in the middle of killing spike who isn’t actually dead ryet. But come in. we can have sex then.”

When kaidan stepped inside he noticed that he wasn’t alone, as the parasprite adn abcron had come as well to have sex with twilight. “unfortunately I donly have one no two holes to stick penises in. wait no, I have three with my mouth. nevermind then, we can all fuck me.”

And Kaidan procesded to stick his extreme mamouth penis inside twilight’s vagina. The death metal suicidal metal awesome parasprite, who actually wanst’ a parasprite but a normal human (as far as you can take human anyway) joined him with the buttwork. Then abcron came along and stuck his penis in twilight’s mouth as he sang the whiole algphabet, because his name starts with Abc.

But then they notcided spike turned into drainbow dash, and assoulted the three. “HAVE SEx WITH ME INSTEAD YOU FILTHY BRONIYS!” she screamed at them, and twilight feall aunconscis.

But kaidan was way too spmart to know that was the case. He immedtiately assaslted rainbowa nd told the other two to do the same. then he commanded to stick all the penis into everything that resembled a hole, what would fit anywys. in the and it was the same as twilights holes, mouth vagina and asshnole.

In and out and in and out and in and out and then they came, and rainbow dash durned pink and yellow and then white, because of the marecum the three pronies were spraying nto her.

Then they all fell asleep and had a happy night of making love and shit.

Abyss actually thought this was a real story, so I will try to bring it past 1000 words and get it posted.

And the next morning epopl e apnd ponis wokre up and started making more sex. kaidan slept with his penis in both rainbow and twilight because he is such a fucker and can break the rules. But suddenly kaidn says “Selbi, writes this about para”. and so I did.

The parasprite was actually the only person in the entire universe who wasn’t completly nisane. he did thiws by implying thta he was the only sane person in the entire universe who was sanme. Of course h was ron, but who cares when your best fic jhas like many words. Nbody is actually that cool.

Except that he listens to yhdarl. Death ,etal that was actually not really death metal.

Suddenly parasprite walked towards the basement and found his oc Colombus in there. He started saying, “Colomb why are you so incredibly filthy, omg I should punch you this instant.” and Without fawting for a n answer he started peating colombineus.

Colombiien started crying and sayd “please stop” but parasprite didn’t stop, He started cand condtinued ebeating her, because he is a fucker like that and it’s his fetish.

But oh shit, the rules say no meta fics between inside people. Okay, lets write about stuipid real shit to make it a good stuory to approve moderation.

One day Twilight walked out of her library. And she moved towards Pinkie Pie’s house which was actually sugercube Corner.

“Hey there, Pinkie, Pie,” she said to Pinkie pie as she saw the pink pony holdng a pie. “Hello Twilight”!

Pinkie replied. “So pinkie, I was her to am taking up the ucpkcakes you were supposed to bake for me you filthy slut without friedns.” and pinkie said “but I have friends you are my friend and I was making these cupkes for you because you are my friend.”.

oh “okay” twi then said. But please don’t posion and kill me like you posionkilled dash. We just all ahd sex with her as I killed spky end and she jumped out of his corpse”

“How is that even possible?!?!” but Twilight only said t reply “I don’t care, but it was hot. Finally spike had a use in life. Becaus eof why his life sucks so much.”

“gay.”

“Well her e are the cupcakes. Enjyo!” and Pinkie gave Twilight the cucpakes and Twilight immediately started eating the cucpakes (wait a minute how did I mianage to write immedasdly fine there, im not pressing backspace i swear).

well then anyway she walked towards fluttershy and had sex with her, then cage her a cupcake. “Thank you flutershy .” and flutersy eeped and got fucked hard by angel. He started groing weings and a holy haleo about I mean above his head or soemthing.

And then kaidan and para and abcron all started to move out and they sang the alphabaet backwards, except abcron who already finished three letters earlyr´r because his name starts with teh alphabet. They allssaulted twilight and threw the remain ing parts of colombususus to her, and she ate them hup.

“Let’s have mor sex on the open stertts.” and then they had more sex, and once again morecum on everypony and human.

Oh fuck I need 30 more words. “But wouly yu want to have more sex with somepony else, twilight asked.” but the males didn’t answer. Then suddenly everypony and everyhuman started peating para. “Write SL!” and he worte asL.