Träsch

by Selbi

Rating: mature
Tags: Mystery, Second Person, Dark, Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Science Fiction, Tragedy, Horror, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Sad, Anthro, Thriller, Drama
Length: 4030

Graveyard for stories of mine that are either never going to get finished or suck so much they belong here.

Graveyard for stories of mine that are either never going to get finished or suck so much they belong here.
May God have mercy with their souls.

E = Everyone — T = Teen — M =Mature — S = Sex — G = Gore — C = Complete — I = Incomplete

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-18 23:33:17 UTC

[M/S/I] Octavia R63 Selfcest

Octavia R63 Selfcest

Title: Love Unto Myself In B-Minor <- temporal name for now (Pleasures of Thy Own In B-Minor)

Tags: Romance, Random, Alternate Universe (NOT comedy! srs bizness)

Category: Mature, Sex

Cover image: https://derpiboo.ru/45088

Short desc: ASD

Long desc: ASDASD

A/N:Written in an alternative universe with the concept, “All ponies are born as both filly and colt, and they are boundto be together.” Just did this so I could avoid writing a tedious explanation as to why there are two Octavias there.

“Home at last! That was quite an exhausting day, I must say.”

The two ponies walked through the open door, revealing their sights in embrace of the lights. A grey stallion with a purple clef as cutie mark and a perfectly tidy, styled-back mane, topped off by a crimson-red bow tie around his neck, was the first one to enter. He carried a pretty big, black box on his back, curved in such a way that it almost looked like a deformed bottle with a spoon on top of it.

As the lights became clearer, a second pony was engulfed by them. A slightly smaller mare, bearing the same properties as the stallion in front of her; grey, purple clef as cutie mark, and perfectly-styled, although significantly longer mane. The only other noticeable difference apart from the gender was her bow tie, which held beared the same shape, but was in a light pink instead. She too carried a black box of similar appearance on her back, just a tiny bit smaller, fitting to her size.

Apart from the permanent attributes and possessions, though, another significant, temporary state set them apart. “If you say so…” the mare grumbled, eyes narrowing away from the stallion. Pretending he didn’t hear anything, and half-way believing himself too, said stallion continued walking into the house with a small grin plastered on his face.

They stepped into the living room, walking towards a set of two small, dark metal constructions. Taking the box down from his back and putting it onto the floor, the stallion put his hooves onto two golden metal clasps. They sprung up, and one hoof lifted the top of the box up, revealing its content: an antique yet perfectly well looked after cello, about one head length larger than the owner. Smiling at his pride, the stallion brought it out and put it onto the metallic cello stand, the small end pin being stuck into a small, carved-out hole.

He closed the box and looked at the mare, now for the first time fully aware of her unnaturally flat expression. “Uhm, Octavia?” he started, concerningly raising an eyebrow. “Is everything okay with you?”

Closing her own box, she said, still staring down at the box, “Yeah, I’m… I’m fine, Octavio.” Without another word, she turned around and walked towards the kitchen. Scratching the back of his head, unsure what to say or do, he followed Octavia.

She opened the fridge and brought out two perfectly fine, yet casually boring-looking hayfry sandwiches out, and put them on two plates. Then she picked up one with her mouth, carefully set it onto the table, and silently began to eat, eyes not flickering away from the sandwich for even a split second.

With a suppressed sigh, Octavio repeated her actions, and sat down across from her at the table. He gazed at her, trying to gain her attention by just staring at her for long enough. It must’ve been minutes before he realized it was to no avail. “Octy, please, what’s wrong?” he asked eventually.

“I said I’m fine,” Octavia explained in a simple, monotone notion, still not looking away from her dinner.

“Don’t give me that,” Octavio replied, a little surprised at his harsher than intended tone. He calmly continued, “We’ve been married to each other for years now. You can tell me anything you want, and you know that. Come on, smile for me! It hurts me to see you in such a state.”

Octavia grunted. “I said, I’m. Fine.” She grimaced, and sped up her eating speed.

Sighing deeply, fully aware of the battle he was bound to lose, Octavio pushed the plate with the untouched sandwich towards his wife. “You can have mine. I’m not that hungry anyway.”

For the first time their eyes met, as Octavia shot up from her own food and pierced her own gaze into her husband’s one for a brief moment, before continuing eating in silent wrath. It was a clear message, and Octavio understood it immediately. Yet the curiosity got the better of him.

“By Celestia,” he exclaimed, curving his two forelegs upwards in a questioning and demanding manner, “what is wrong with you?! You haven’t acted this weird since… I can’t even remember.”

Octavia’s face deformed into a malignant expression and she her eyes started to get wet, as she started whimpering quietly.

Her husband rolled his eyes. “Oh come on, don’t start crying now.”

She shot up from the table, slamming her hooves onto it, making the plates shake violently. “WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO INSENSITIVE?!” she screamed directly into his face. Without waiting for anything like a response she put her hooves back to the ground and ran away, heavily sobbing.

Seconds later, the forceful noise of a door being rammed shut echoed through the house.

Left at the table sat a stunned Octavio, mouth wide-opened, unable to comprehend what just happened. He looked at the fallen-apart sandwiches, shattered from the disruption.

Snapping out of his stupor, he got up, and hushed towards the bedroom door. Taking a deep breath as he halted before it, he hesitantly raised a hoof, and carefully knocked on the wood twice.

Silence followed—expected but still building up a void in his stomach.

He reached out for the door knob. Despite his rational mind practically screaming at him not to do it, he slowly turned it sideways until a barely-audible clicking noise could be heard. The door was opened and revealed a shivering Octavia cowering on the bed sideways, turned away from the door.

and then the story continues like,he goes to the bed, asks what’s wrong, sensible this timeshe says he said something mean or other at practice and thought he hated herpassionate, apologizing kissSEXfalling asleep in each other’s embraceI wish I could somehow add something to make this entire R63 selfcest thing not feel completely pointless. shoot ideas if you have any

[M/S/I] TwiDash Hyper Macro Futa

TwiDash Hyper Macro Futa

Possible title: Giant Futa Twilight Sparkle And Rainbow Dash Rape Manehatten And Each Other

Possible description:

See title for plot description.

Triggers: Hyper, Macro

(Only) chapter title:

Twidash x Skyscraper OTP!

Cover art:

http://i.imgur.com/ZBvudON.png

Original:

http://derpiboo.ru/356722

Outline:

Starts out while Twilight and Rainbow are having sex.Recap of events: The two are on their honeymoon in Manehatten. Casual talk about how “it was a shock when they told everyone they’re fillyfoolers, but were okay later on.”Orgasm.Rainbow asks Twilight to try “something different.” She wants to try futa (guess I’ll have to name that differently in the fic itself.)After some thinking, Twilight agrees, giving herself and Rainbow a dick.Blabla sex. Not too long, since that’s not what this story is about.While riding Twilight, Rainbow tells her to make the dicks bigger. Twilight, lost in her heat, obliges, but goes way overboard with the spell, affecting the entire body, not just the cocks.They both grow incredibly big (see picture) and lose all sense of rational thought. Their lust was also maximized, so instead of staying down to avoid further destruction, they start making love to the buildings.Scene about Twilight hitting on the Equestrian State Building. I mean it: she falls in love with that building, describing it as “the handsomest skyscraper she has ever seen.”ASDASDAS

Story:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1coh8KcXy0F2xXjbvyIz7KJ7MaKtZbsWB_wGXxuohE5I/edit

“Yes, Twilight! Oh sweet Celestia, yes! YES!”

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash were enjoying some well-deserved private moments. After a wedding with months of extraordinary planning and an even more exhausting party, who could blame them? The two lovers were on their first evening of their honeymoon in Manehatten—private time for them and only them.

When the news of the two Elements of Harmony being fillyfoolers was out, displeasure spread all over Equestria. It took quite a while before either pony could walk through the streets without having to fear for any other pony giving them disapproving looks. It was only after the princess of the sun herself sent out a message to all her subjects that they shouldn’t be offensive against something that isn’t their business.

At first some of the opponents of the concept used that to keep on hating on the two elements, saying they’re abusing their privileges of having direct contact to the princess, but after a while everypony realized it was merely an excuse to find more reasons to provoke the two lovers in questions. Eventually they just learned that ignoring such ponies would be their only option; some ponies apparently have nothing better to do than laughing about others for absolutely no reason all day, and there’s no way anypony in Equestria could make them stop.

The other four of the six elements were surprisingly happy about the revelation—a reaction neither Twilight nor Dash expected. “So what if you two don’t like stallions?” Rarity had asked. “You still are our friends, and, no matter what you do, you will always be. Besides, love is a great thing, regardless in which form!”

Talking to the rulers of Equestria themselves was a different story, but went by smoothly as well. Princess Celestia forbid any actions that would put the elements to harm, but both parties chuckled over that thought eventually; what could possibly go wrong with two mares enjoying their fate of life? It wouldn’t have been anything different from a straight relationship.

Fast forward a few months, a long planning and preparation of a wedding that would even put the royal wedding of Shining Armor and Princess Cadence to the test, it finally happened: Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash were officially Equestria’s first ever royal fillyfooler couple. The only ponies who didn’t celebrate that day were the homophobes who already hated on them in the first place.

The choice of location for the honeymoon was quickly made: Manehatten. Not only did both Twilight and Rainbow want to see something new, but also did they know they would be far from the intolerant ponies from back home.

A wonderful dinner lay behind them—or rather, in them—and they both knew they could, for the first time in many months, finally enjoy each other without having to worry about anypony else. They made sure to have a standalone holiday home, so they could do whatever they wanted without risking any sort of disturbance.

And right now, they wanted each other.

“CUMMING!” the two lovemakers shouted in perfect unison. They were tribadismning each other, their well broken-in and wet slits rubbing against the other’s pony with lust and passion not even the porn movie the two have watched to warm up could provide. Acted love would never come even close to true love, and the two knew at that moment they were the living evidence for that.

After having had a few seconds to cool down, Rainbow stole her wife into a long, passionate kiss, initiating a fight of wresting tongues neither mare intended losing. When it was clear that both ponies were too focused on being the winner, they broke their kiss, a trail of saliva being the only evidence of their mouths having been one only mere seconds ago. For a while, silence reigned over the bedroom, as the two could do nothing but exploring each other’s eyes. “I love you, Twi,” said Rainbow eventually to break the silence. “I love you so much. You have no idea.”

Twilight blushed; whether it was because of the remark of her special somepony or the action the two just had, she didn’t know. However, she knew one thing was for sure. “I love you too, Dashie.” At that, they shared another deep kiss, this one more to further underline what the two had just said.

For a while, they only lay there, enjoying the moment with each other. Both were still deep in heat and knew it wouldn’t be much longer before the next round would start, but for now it was nice to just enjoy each other’s embrace and think about nothing but their happiness.

At least that was the idea. “Hey, Twi…” Rainbow started saying slowly. “C-can we talk about something?” The doubtfulness of the what she wanted to talk about was written on her face, and she definitely didn’t know how to approach the topic without going too far.

“Always, Dashie. What is it?” Twilight asked. She didn’t seem to notice her lover’s worry in the least, and instead just cheerfully waited for her reply.

“Uhm…” Rainbow started, “I’ve been thinking, I just don’t know how to say it.”

“Well, say it. You can talk to me about anything, and you know that, Dashie,” Twilight told her.

“Okay… Well, you know I had… a relationship with Soarin once, and—”

“Dashie!” Twilight interrupted her. “I’m not mad at you because you had a coltfriend at one point in your life. Why would I be? I wasn’t so sure about my sexual orientation for most of my life as well.”

“That’s not what I meant,” Rainbow almost said, almost whispering.

“Oh, sorry for interrupting you then. I’ll keep my muzzle shut until you’re done, Pinkie promise!” She moved her hoof over her mouth, indicating that she indeed wouldn’t say a word until she was supposed to again.

“Hehe, thanks, Twi.” She gave her a quick peck, thankful for her marefriend’s understandfulness. Her composure was boosted, so even though she was slightly worried again when she prepared herself to talk again, she wasn’t nearly as queasy about the topic at hoof than before. That didn’t make it an easy task, though. “Well, my relationship with Soarin. To make it short: he wasn’t the stallion I thought he was. I thought I was the one and only for him, but he was busy rutting another mare already. But here is the problem…” She paused for a moment, unsure how to describe it best. “... He does know… how to rut a mare properly.”

Twilight was slightly sad as she heard that. “You say our sex is bad? I-I’m sorry, Dashie… You know I’m still new to all this myself…”

“No, no, that’s not what I meant at all!” Rainbow explained. “What I meant is that, while yes, Soarin was a stupid mule, he did have an amazing manhood.”

“Huh?”

“I meant his deathwalker was great.”

“I don’t follow.”

“Celestia damned, Twi, he had a gigantic dick!” Rainbow screamed without thinking. She quickly brought a hoof to her mouth. “Oh! I’m sorry, Twi… I didn’t mean to shout.”

“It’s alright, Dashie.” She smiled. “Though I still don’t understand why you’re telling me this.”

“Well…” Rainbow looked at the completely inconspicuous, brown box with the word “Toys” on it. “While a great strap-on can be great, it can never reach the real thing. I was wondering if you—”

“—could find a spell to grow a stallion penis on mares?” Twilight finished for her, giving off an anticipating smile. “Hehe, It just so happens that I read one or two things about exactly that on our way here while you were sleeping. I don’t know everything yet, but it should be enough to give us a little schlong for a few hours. Besides, I’m always willing to try whatever new spells I can find, so this is a golden opportunity!”

Rainbow blinked a few times, unsure if she understood everything correctly. “Wow, I expected quite a different response.”

“Oh, Dashie… Just because I’m not into stallions doesn’t mean I don’t dream about real flesh inside of me occasionally as well. This could be a great experience for us both!” She got up, the excitement carved into her face. “Should we do it right now?”

“Uhm, sure,” Rainbow agreed.

Upon that, Twilight’s horn started glowing, seconds later accompanied by both mares’ clitoris. A weird yet pleasurable tingling sensed off of them. Rainbow looked down at her marehood, and was surprised to see a lengthy shape extending from her clit, growing bigger every every passing moment.

A minute later, Twilight broke the spell, and observed her work. She and her marefriend had two perfect stallionhood replicas attached to their crotches, immediately above their slits. Every detail was perfectly copied; they even had rings near the middle, just like a real penis.

This actually worried Rainbow, so she asked Twilight, “Uhm, can these get us pregnant? I mean, I’m not saying I don’t want any foals, but… not like this.”

“Don’t worry,” Twilight reassured her. “These aren’t real penises, they are just modified clitoris to resemble pensises.” She laughed. “Not a single spermian will get out of them.”

“Sounds great!” Rainbow applauded.

A few seconds of awkward silence passed by before Twilight asked, “So… should we try them out?”

“Absolutely. Do you want to go first?”

“Uhm, if you want to…” With that, Twilight laid her marefriend on her back and stood at her entrance. Rainbow’s erect penis would need some extra care before she started working on the main act though, that was for sure.

She licked over her entire length, from shaft to tip, and made sure she had a taste of every bit of her work. She applauded herself innerly; she wouldn’t be able to tell it apart from a real penis if she didn’t know where it came from. Rainbow winced in slight bliss at the experience. She could feel every bump on Twilight’s tongue as said mare took in every piece of the meatgrinder she could get.

I really need to know what to do now. Somehow I don’t see this working well if I just decided to go “lol extreme fetish giant futas raping town” now. I think I went too far with the romance and didn’t do enough comedy to warrant such a rapid change.

[T/S/I] Chrysalis Hits Puberty

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[M/S/C] 15 MINUTES OF DRUNK

15 MINUTES OF DRUNK

Kaidan looked down at the thing. “Why the fuck am I doing this?” he asked himself.

Before her stood a replica of a teleporter that looked like it could direrclty port him to Equestria.

Then he hit a button and was ported directly to Equestria.

Kaidan was in Equestria. He looked around and saw he was in Ponyville., right in front of Twilight’s library. The funny thing was that he knew exattyl what was going to hapepn now from all the countrless sex fics whe wrote himself into: having sex with the mane six.

Then he went to the lirbary. and nocked on the door. “Twilight i know you are in there, fucking let me in and fuck. im a brony and I demand sex this instant.”

Then Twilight opened the door and revealed herself and a dead body of spikem, who was dead. “Oh jello, haidan, I was just in the middle of killing spike who isn’t actually dead ryet. But come in. we can have sex then.”

When kaidan stepped inside he noticed that he wasn’t alone, as the parasprite adn abcron had come as well to have sex with twilight. “unfortunately I donly have one no two holes to stick penises in. wait no, I have three with my mouth. nevermind then, we can all fuck me.”

And Kaidan procesded to stick his extreme mamouth penis inside twilight’s vagina. The death metal suicidal metal awesome parasprite, who actually wanst’ a parasprite but a normal human (as far as you can take human anyway) joined him with the buttwork. Then abcron came along and stuck his penis in twilight’s mouth as he sang the whiole algphabet, because his name starts with Abc.

But then they notcided spike turned into drainbow dash, and assoulted the three. “HAVE SEx WITH ME INSTEAD YOU FILTHY BRONIYS!” she screamed at them, and twilight feall aunconscis.

But kaidan was way too spmart to know that was the case. He immedtiately assaslted rainbowa nd told the other two to do the same. then he commanded to stick all the penis into everything that resembled a hole, what would fit anywys. in the and it was the same as twilights holes, mouth vagina and asshnole.

In and out and in and out and in and out and then they came, and rainbow dash durned pink and yellow and then white, because of the marecum the three pronies were spraying nto her.

Then they all fell asleep and had a happy night of making love and shit.

Abyss actually thought this was a real story, so I will try to bring it past 1000 words and get it posted.

And the next morning epopl e apnd ponis wokre up and started making more sex. kaidan slept with his penis in both rainbow and twilight because he is such a fucker and can break the rules. But suddenly kaidn says “Selbi, writes this about para”. and so I did.

The parasprite was actually the only person in the entire universe who wasn’t completly nisane. he did thiws by implying thta he was the only sane person in the entire universe who was sanme. Of course h was ron, but who cares when your best fic jhas like many words. Nbody is actually that cool.

Except that he listens to yhdarl. Death ,etal that was actually not really death metal.

Suddenly parasprite walked towards the basement and found his oc Colombus in there. He started saying, “Colomb why are you so incredibly filthy, omg I should punch you this instant.” and Without fawting for a n answer he started peating colombineus.

Colombiien started crying and sayd “please stop” but parasprite didn’t stop, He started cand condtinued ebeating her, because he is a fucker like that and it’s his fetish.

But oh shit, the rules say no meta fics between inside people. Okay, lets write about stuipid real shit to make it a good stuory to approve moderation.

One day Twilight walked out of her library. And she moved towards Pinkie Pie’s house which was actually sugercube Corner.

“Hey there, Pinkie, Pie,” she said to Pinkie pie as she saw the pink pony holdng a pie. “Hello Twilight”!

Pinkie replied. “So pinkie, I was her to am taking up the ucpkcakes you were supposed to bake for me you filthy slut without friedns.” and pinkie said “but I have friends you are my friend and I was making these cupkes for you because you are my friend.”.

oh “okay” twi then said. But please don’t posion and kill me like you posionkilled dash. We just all ahd sex with her as I killed spky end and she jumped out of his corpse”

“How is that even possible?!?!” but Twilight only said t reply “I don’t care, but it was hot. Finally spike had a use in life. Becaus eof why his life sucks so much.”

“gay.”

“Well her e are the cupcakes. Enjyo!” and Pinkie gave Twilight the cucpakes and Twilight immediately started eating the cucpakes (wait a minute how did I mianage to write immedasdly fine there, im not pressing backspace i swear).

well then anyway she walked towards fluttershy and had sex with her, then cage her a cupcake. “Thank you flutershy .” and flutersy eeped and got fucked hard by angel. He started groing weings and a holy haleo about I mean above his head or soemthing.

And then kaidan and para and abcron all started to move out and they sang the alphabaet backwards, except abcron who already finished three letters earlyr´r because his name starts with teh alphabet. They allssaulted twilight and threw the remain ing parts of colombususus to her, and she ate them hup.

“Let’s have mor sex on the open stertts.” and then they had more sex, and once again morecum on everypony and human.

Oh fuck I need 30 more words. “But wouly yu want to have more sex with somepony else, twilight asked.” but the males didn’t answer. Then suddenly everypony and everyhuman started peating para. “Write SL!” and he worte asL.