"This book was found in the Royal Canterlot Library a year ago," said the Teacher, "it was hidden beneath the Tome of Disbelief, which no one believed it to exist, and has been deciphered."

The students talk somewhat loudly, chatting like a bunch of loons.

The Teacher coughs,"Now, please, turn to page fifteen as I read aloud."

"Why?" said a loon in the front.

"Because the school said so."

"But isn't that a fallacy?"

"Yes, it is, Herc, but there is no extra time to talk idly, for there is a small test after the first chapter."

The students groan.

"Oh, it is only twenty questions that aren't even to be answered in complete sentences, so shush."

The Teacher coughs, opening his mouth...

I wrote this because of reasons. I'll make new chapter as I feel like it.