The Big Bang Ponies

by Sparkle Dust

Rating: everyone
Tags: Zecora, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Romance, Random, Princess Celestia
Length: 1275

The Big Bang Theory cast heads to Equestria!

After a failed science experiment, The Big Bang Theory wakes up in Ponyville, a place full of unicorns, pegasi, regular ponies, and an alicorn!

But as ponies?!

How are they going to get back?

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Published 2013-12-11 17:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-11 17:10:03 UTC

Theme Song

(to the tune of: Big Bang Theory theme song)

Our whole universe was in remains,

Then horses came along and then- wait.(Pinkie Pie: What?!)

Celestia was born, then Luna, then Equestria began to bloom

Unicorns were born(then pegasi!)

As long as everyone decides to get along,

The Big Bang Theory heads to Equestria,

it all started with Sheldon's big-

BANG!

Author's Note

This was just an experiment. If you don't like it, PM me and I may take this out.

The Arrival

"Uh...what the he-ck just happened?" Penny realized she was now unable to curse. She looked at the others, and they were beginning to stir.

"That is what I shall ask, only-" Sheldon gasped.

"Oh my gosh! I am a...unicorn?!" Howard laughed at Sheldon's despair.

"Let's go see what this is all about." Leonard walked up to a pink pony, with poofy, curly, dark pink hair.

"Uh, hi-" she gasped, and zoomed off.

"So much for that." He sighed.

"Pinkie Pie did that to me." Leonard turned around, and saw a purple unicorn with wings.

"Uh...who are you?" He asked.

"I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle. Please, just call me Twilight." She held out her hoof for a hoof shake.

"Oh..I'm Leonard. Hofstader." He shook back.

"You're not from here, are you?" She gave a devilish grin.

"No, we're...from America. In another time..." He confessed.

"Well, come on! I'll get you home!" Twilight summoned him.

"Well..."

"Well what?"

"I'm not the only one, exactly..." Leonard summoned his friends over.

"Oh...okay? C'mon!" Twilight summoned them again.

The group looked at each other skeptically, but then followed.

At the Library

"Well, that shall do it! We'll get our cutie marks as librarians for sure!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed.

"YAY!" Apple Bloom and Scootaloo cheered. The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked at their flanks.

Still nothing.

"Aw, come ON!" Sweetie Belle slammed a book into the shelf, which caused them to fall, somehow.

"Um, girls?" Twilight Sparkle walked in with some other ponies that they had never seen before.

"Yeah?"

"Are you trying to get your cutie marks?" Twilight smiled at the fillies.

"Yes." they hung their heads.

"OMG! They are sooooooooo cute!" Penny ran over to them and hugged them.

"...wait, why are we in here? Where is my potion?" Sheldon was still complaining.

"Sheldon, for the last time-" Leonard was interrupted by a blue pegasus with rainbow hair.

"Hey, you got the new Daring Doo book?" she asked.

"Oh, yeah! Rainbow Dash, meet Leonard, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, and Raj." Twilight gestured to the others.

"Uh, hi. Weird names. That is AWESOME! Where are you from?" Rainbow flew torwards them, flinging her Daring Doo book.

"Well, bad news. Some pony rented the book!" Twilight shook her head.

"WHAT!!!" The Big Bang Theory Cast shreiked.

Meanwhile in America...

"Ew! The smell in here is revolting!" Bernadette shrieked as she walked into Sheldon and Leonard's apartment.

"I agree. It smells like, in a slang use, a horse desecrated in here and then died." Amy agreed scientifically.

"Oh my! Sheldon! Howard! Leonard! Raj?" Bernadette called out their names.

"You didn't call for Penny. PENNY!!" Amy called.

"Huh. Sheldon's spot on the couch! It's... stained." Bernadette reached over to touch it.

Amy leaped over.

"Don't touch it! You don't know what it is!" Amy exclaimed.

"Well, I'm going to touch it whether you like it or not! So there! Ha! Ha! HA!"

The girls began to argue, but then everything went black.

Sheldon Cooper vs. The Cutie Mark Crusaders

".. Amy, Bernadette, quit arguing! You've been arguing for hours!" Penny tried to get the two to calm down.

Three fillies passed by, their flanks still blank.

"Ah can't believe it! Ah think we've tried everything, and we still don't have our cutie marks!" The red maned filly said.

"Well, Scootaloo messed us up!" The pink and purple maned unicorn filly said.

"No it is not! My wings don't support well for that long, you know!" The magenta maned pegasus filly exclaimed.

"Guys, guys, settle down..." Sheldon looked at the three fillies trying to resolve their problem.

"What can I do to help? Hold on-" Sheldon zoomed off to find a pencil and paper.

"So, what are they?" Sheldon got them ready.

"Who are you?" Red-Mane asked.

"Who are you?" Sheldon asked.

"Ah'm Apple Bloom, this is Scootaloo-" she gestured toward Magenta-Mane.

"And I'm Sweetie Belle!" Purple-Pink-Mane exclaimed.

"What are your symptoms?"

"Scared."

"Annoyed."

"Wanting to hoof the stallion in front of me in the face."

"Hey, now, progress, progress. We're doing good." Sheldon nodded.

"Can Ah hoof your face? 'Cuz you suddenly are a beckon to attack." Apple Bloom felt like punching him, but didn't know why.

"Forget asking. ATTACK!!!!!

The CMC jumped on Sheldon Cooper, hoof

Author's Note

Note: This is supposed to be where Sheldon is VERY oblivious to the fact that the CMC want to pound-HOOF- his face. If it sucks, quit reading.

The beginning of it all...

Sheldon Cooper was mixing chemicals when his roomate, Leonard Hofstader, walked in the shared apartment.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I am doing an experiment. I am trying to figure out what happens when you mix potassium choride in some other chemical, called on this bottle, 'Equestrian Transportalisha.' It strangely smells like apples mixed with horse manure." Sheldon showed Leonard the bottle.

Someone knocked on the door.

"Come in!" Sheldon shouted.

Penny, Howard Walowitz, and Raj Koothrappali walked in the room.

"..Well, the theory is that Neil Armstrong didn't actually go to the moon, and it was just a film!" Howard and Raj were arguing, which wasn't usual.

"Then ask him! You should know him, astro guy!" Penny pointed out.

"He's DEAD!" Howard screamed.

"You sure about that?!" Penny screamed back.

"Well, actually-" Raj was cut off by Penny and Howard:

"NOT NOW!!"

"Hey, you guys-" Leonard tried to calm the group down.

"Guys, it's fizzing!" Raj pointed at Sheldon's experiment.

"Oh my God! It's going to blow! Duck down!" Sheldon ducked next to his Spot on the couch.

"Maybe I don't want to!" Penny retorted.

"Just do it, God-"

The room went black.

Raj falls in love

Fluttershy handed her animal friends their lunch.

"...and, Angel bunny, here's your salad. I put extra cucumbers on it, like you asked. Okay?" Fluttershy smiled.

Twilight Sparkle barged in, along with five other ponies.

"Fluttershy,I need your help...." Fluttershy couldn't hear what she was saying. She had fallen in love.

"...and this is Sheldon, Leonard, Penny, Howard, and Raj...." Raj couldn't hear either. He had also fallen in love.

With Fluttershy.

"Um... who is that?" Fluttershy pointed to Raj.

"Oh! That's Raj. Why?"

"Just wondering...." Fluttershy blushed.

"...what is this place? It smells like horse manure!" the five unexpected guests ran over and hugged the two mares that just walked in the library.

"AMY! BERNADETTE!" they all shouted.

The five unexpected guests ran up to two other arguing mares, apparently named "Amy" and "Bernadette".

Raj looked back at the pink- maned pegasus. She blushed, and he smiled. He trotted up to her.

"Hi. How are you?" Raj had never felt so much love before.

"Oh, um, fine. You?" Fluttershy seemed a bit, err, shy.

"Is there any restaurants nearby? I can take you to one, I mean, if you want to, that is." Raj looked expectantly.

"Um, okay. When should we go?" Fluttershy asked.

"How about tomorrow?" Raj said.

"Okay. See you then." Fluttershy smiled lightly.

"Bye."

"Bye."

"C'mon, Raj! Twilight is taking us to another pony." Leonard nudged Raj. He followed the rest, but looked back and still saw Fluttershy.