The fluttershy is in the purk

by Germain Pancabacon

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy
Length: 564

Fluttersahy Purk But

Fluttershy is in the purk wit big mac, children be wehr

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-19 00:27:10 UTC

Da Purk, is nice

Fluttershy is a pink, and she is pony, but she loves the purk, she plais and galops in dapurk, and one day she wint to da park to watch spik fly in treis, She sud "Spike you cant fly!" but then spik sud " Yus ai Can, I um a rebul," and so he flew, he must be rebilious, or mebi its sumtin moore, yus, beccuz gays arent effectud by gavity, so then she had to tull twilit that spik was gay. "Hey twilit, Spik is guih" fatershi sud. "I now, becuz, I have a penizl and he looks at tit a lut." "I cunt beliv you could not tul me! Fatershi sud!, I mean" Sud! she went to big mac becus whatever and sad, u must kill twilit hamberger!" and thun he said "okay" becuz he says that a lot " but you must hav fun but tim wit me, and cal me big boy wil you do becuz my mom beit me!" Fatershi sid, "No because I am too shy to have super happy butt fun time with you cand call you big boy!" and he said pleiys, so she sud oikkedoukiy, and shi tok his pens into her but, and yelled a lot and he ejaculated. he sad, dat was fun. and she sad Can I call you later, and he said, "NO! I dont want that" and he turned into a pumpkin.

She then proceeded to raritys hous and sud, PLES RARUTEH! KIL TWi lit wit me, and s he e sed no so i tuld her she was not being noice, and thun whe had suxy butt time, she said, darlin, if you want to go about solving problems lik you did, then u hav to not be bia tch and then we had sexy but tim agin. den I w e n t t  o R a i n b ow dash es hou s and whe had sexu but tiem too and then I relized only gaiys can fli ( I HATE YOU SUPERMAN ) und I fell. I went to a hospital and the nurse and doctor hud duble suxy butt time and it was really loud and th e o ther patients liked it and I sad HELP ME KIll TWI LIT SHI I S A LYI-NG POOPY BUTT! and then they were mad...

Ten I wunt to Pankys hus, oh wait it is da cak plase of bus ness, and she creamed my pie, if ya kno w what I mean, becaus i was hungry dat morin and I havent ate.

Then I w e n t to afpuljacks furm agin to ask upelsack ( Lik e furdshep is minecraft ) to kill twilit, and I tripped on the rug again. she said, I have to stay honest to twilight, how honest wud i bhe if i betrid my twit

T walked up to the tree at the top of the hill, and I made sure a branch and rope could hold my weight, and If you are reading this, you know I am not gay...

[a/n this was my first part of erotic literature, please tell me if you enjoyed it, and if you want more. I would have uploaded something else, but I hit the wrong button, and it didn't save, so I shall get to it tomorrow.]