Rarity! You got some 'splanin' to do!

by Baal

I'll tell you when I figure it out

Previous Chapter

"Oh my Rarity, I'm so sorry that happened to you," said Fluttershy.

"Ugh, I just don't know what to do!"

The two girls had finally gotten started with their massages, and although Rarity's shoulders were relaxed, her mind certainly wasn't. Both of them were topless and lying face-down on their massage tables, and, as usual, Rarity still wore her underwear. Her reasoning being that it just made her feel more comfortable despite the claims professionalism of the spa twins.

"N-Not to change the subject, but don't you think we should be worried about that Diamond Tiara girl?"

"Oh come now Fluttershy," said Rarity, "she's obviously lying for attention, or at least I certainly hope she is. Either way I'm much more concerned for Sweetie Belle. I don't want to ask someone else to talk to her, but I just don't know what to say."

The two girls fell quiet, both trying to come up with an answer to this predicament. Their masseuses, the twins Aloe and Lotus, had been listening in on the conversation since the beginning. As much as they tried to be professionals, after years of listening to clients gossip and chat it had become instinct to just eavesdrop on every conversation they heard. The best part was getting to crack jokes to each other the whole time using the intense psychic link that all twins have.

Of course, Aloe always had a little trouble coming up with things to tell her sister considering how focused she was on the massage. Aloe usually worked on Fluttershy, and considering that the animal lover was seven feet tall, there was a lot of back flesh to rub with only so much time.

"Um, well you could always tell her the truth straight out. Tell her about your own experiences or something," Fluttershy finally said.

"Well I would but... well you see I-" Rarity sighed, "I've never had sex before. I'm a virgin. The furthest I've ever gone with someone was holding hands, in fact the most intimate thing I've ever done are these massages, ooh a little harder Lotus dear."

Lotus stopped rubbing the fashionista's oiled, naked back for a moment and gave her sister a quick, wide-eyed look before returning to her work.

"W-Well I'm sorry to say that I don't really know much on the subject either, but maybe you could ask someone else for help. I'm sure Miss Cheerilee or Twilight could help you figure out something to tell her," said Fluttershy, blushing a bit.

"Fluttershy that's a great idea! Twilight must have stories to tell from her time with Applejack, and I'm sure Miss Cheerilee has had one or two lovers by now!"

"Oh, I just said them because Twilight probably has some books on the subject and Miss Cheerilee is Sweetie's teacher so..."

"R-Right books and all that... Well I'll just visit them later I suppose. Anyway to change the subject, how is that bobcat of yours doing?"

After the two girls finished their massages they showered off and went their separate ways, understandably they decided to skip the sauna for today. While the pink-haired giant made her way home, Rarity went to the schoolhouse to try to gain audience with the resident teacher.

After a bit of walking, the building was finally in sight and Rarity made her way up to the door. Just as she reached for the handle, the entrance burst open knocking the dress maker to the ground as four kids ran out yelling various things about summer school finally ending. In retrospect, Rarity may have been able to keep her balance if she wasn't so top-heavy.

"Twist come back! You forgot your... hair," said Miss Cheerilee.

With a huff the teacher turned to go back inside the schoolhouse, but stopped as she saw the young lady on the ground before her.

"Oh! Rarity are you alright?" she asked as she helped the fashionista to her feet.

"I'm fine, thank you. I'm just a little shaken up is all."

"That's good, I wouldn't want you getting hurt on school property. What brings you here anyway? Did Sweetie Belle forget something too?" asked Miss Cheerilee as she looked at the wig in her hand.

"No, but it is about Sweetie, could we sit down?"

The classroom was empty, save for the two young women. It was just past 2 o'clock and the afternoon sun was shining through the blinds onto the floor, as if to say "hey everyone I'm the sun and I think you're pretty neato." It actually said that to Princess Celestia once but she just wrote it off as a side effect from taking expired headache meds.

The ambiance was made up of the ticking of the wall clock and the low hum of the air conditioner, which the fashionista was very grateful to have. Cheerilee sat in her chair behind her desk and listened as Rarity told of her morning. Rarity was sitting in a desk she had pulled up, she was a bit big for it but "as a lady I shall endure" she told herself.

"Hmm, well it's not unusual for children to start to get curious around her age, but her group doesn't start sex ed for at least another two years I'm afraid," said the dark skinned teacher as her brain began to buzz briskly for another solution.

"That's alright, I'm not here to ask you to teach her, rather I want you to help me figure out a way to explain it to her in a way she could understand the subject and not be confused."

"Oh I'm sorry, is my teaching degree not qualification enough for you?" asked Cheerilee as she put a hand on her hip.

"T-That's not what I-"

"I'm joking, you're not the first person to come to me for this. Heck, Diamond Tiara's parents came in for help with her about two months ago. I actually overheard her mouthing off once about having lots of sex so I don't think they did a very good job. So what is it exactly you want to know?"

"Well... I'm not really sure how I should approach the subject, so how do you go about starting the lesson?" asked the purple-haired goddess of all things beautiful and in style.

"Well it usually goes something like this..." said Cheerilee as she stood up and walked over to the chalkboard. "*Ahem* Today class we're going to be talking about a very important subject: sex," she said as she looked towards the empty classroom. "Then I have to wait a minute for the kids to stop giggling and whispering 'she said sex' to each other."

Rarity was barely able to contain a laugh of her own at this statement, Cheerilee did say sex after all.

"Next I ask them what they think they know about the subject and everyone gets quiet for about thirty seconds before somebody finally asks if has to do with touching your private parts."

Rarity gave a nervous laugh, somehow this was making her feel very uncomfortable.

"Then after that is when I actually start the lesson. The first one is always about genitalia, what it's used for, the difference between men and women, and how they work."

"And how long does that usually take?"

"A full day of class, sometimes more if the kids have questions. The rest of the lessons cover things like sex itself, sexuality, gender identity, the importance of safe sex and consent, how to know when you're ready, et cetera. The whole lesson takes at least a week, sometimes two... um Rarity? Are you alright?"

Rarity was definitely not alright. She was starting to lose the feeling in her legs, and it wasn't because her chair was too small. A week, at least, was how long it took to give a proper explanation on this whole subject. How was Rarity supposed to make Sweetie Belle understand everything in one conversation when it took Cheerilee, a licensed professional, seven days minimum? She needed a faster solution and she wasn't going to find it here.

"I-I'm fine, and thank you for your time but I really must be going."

The purple-haired beauty stood up and made her way to the door.

"Oh well, are you sure? There's a lot we can still go over if you're lost."

"I'm sure, just... thank you."

Out the door and down the little path she went as quickly as her numb legs would carry her. The only other place she could go was the library so Twilight could try her hand at a better solution.

"If I don't get a faster solution, Sweetie Belle's sex life could be... DO-O-O-OMED" she said to herself in her most over-dramatic voice possible.


Author's Note

Sorry for the slow updates, I've work and school and stuff so you know. This story isn't dead, but don't expect another update for a while, it'll come when it comes. And again if you have any constructive criticism feel free to tell me.