The Mis-adventures of Siathrust: A New Beginning.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"!!!! I scream in pain as my molecules start forming. "NNGH! I really need to work out the kinks in this thing! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Finally with a loud crackle the shield around me emancipates as I am finally free of pain. I check myself to see if I came through alright. "Right! limbs? check! Head? Check! Body? Check! Vest? Check! Looks like I made it through a second time! Now where am I?" I check my surroundings to find that I landed in the middle of the market in ponyville with lots of ponies staring at me. One of which is a chesnut earth pony I recognize far too well as he stares me down. I think to myself: "Shit how am I supposed to get myself out of this one?" and so I cleverly think of an excuse. YES! YES! The magically appearing screaming pony trick! All part of my brilliant show coming next week! All donations accepted and next week, a camel out of a carved apple!" After i say it all the ponies go back to whatever it was that they were doing... except that one chesnut stallion. Its starting to worry me that he might know where I came from. nonetheless after a few moments he walks off into the crowd and I start searching for the highest building I can find... that I can recognize.
I soon find my way to a children's paradise which was a relief to see for once. "Sugercube corner?" I say in shock. "If I can get Pinkie to throw a welcome party then I would meet the main six. Ultimately helping me find a new home and helping me get used to my wings." I enter Sugercube Corner and Mr. Cake is there to greet me at the counter. "Hi! We're having a sale! Would you be interested in any Rainbow Cupcakes?" Suddenly I remember a horrifying fanfic from my home universe and shiver. "No. Thank you but no thank you." I say. "Okay then, just order when your ready!" Said Mr. Cake. "Do you know where Pinkie Pie is?" I ask. "I don't know I think she went out with her friend Rainbow Dash or something." Says Mr. Cake. "Right. I guess ill just go look for apple-" I get cut off by a very loud gasp, I turn around realizing that its pinkie. Then she pounces on me and says: "Let me guess..." She pauses for a minute studying me. "Your from another universe where you grew up as a human watching this world as a show and so one day you created a device called the I - U.P.D. and you used that to go into a universe allot like this one but turns out the rainbow factory in cloudsdale was evil and you somehow escaped very narrowly and you didn't use your I.U.P.D. because you know it would not work in the factory as it for some reason it didn't work inside the rainbow factory however when you landed you found yourself in this universe in the middle of the market and made your way here!" She said, leaving me completely shocked and with only these words. "HOW IN CELESTIAS NAME DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT CRAP!?!?!" She then reply's to my question with: "Just a hunch." "Pinkie... I'll never understand you..." Her tail proceeds to twitch and a pot falls on my head. "GOD DAMNIT!!!! THAAAT... HUURRRT!!!!" "Where do those pots even come from?" Pondered the pink pony.