Puffle Cupcakes

by DerpyShy511

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Sad, Dark, Romance
Length: 1081

Pinkie came up to me. She handed me that cupcake and my life changed.

I screamed and shouted. I couldn't take it. She was going to kill me. I just knew it. I've read the stories and it was obvious. Huh? She stopped…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-19 17:49:04 UTC

Chapter 1

"Lalalalalala..." I strolled down the happy streets of ponyville. Suddenly, I see a bouncing pink mare coming my way. "Hey Pinkie!" I shouted to her. "Oh hi Puffle! Wanna come make cupcakes?" She pulls out a chocolate cupcake. I look at her, then take a bite of the cupcake. THUMP. I fell to the ground, without knowing where I was being taken.

NO!!!!!!

Pinkie pulled out a scalpel and laughed."P-Pinkie? Are we gonna bake?" I tried to say. She came closer to me and looked at me."Oh of course we are going to bake!" She came a bit closer. "Just... " Then, she shoved a lemon cupcake covered in sherbet into my mouth. I fell asleep again. When I woke up again, I was on a strange bloody surgical table. I looked down at my flank. There was no longer a cutie mark there. There was just blood. "PINKIE?! WHAT HAPPENED?" I cried, tears streaming down my blue face."SHUT... UP!" The pink mare shouted. " PINKIE, STOP PLEASE! DEAR CELESTIA HELP ME!" I cried. I knew no one would hear me though. Pinkie came closer, then stopped. "Huh?"

End Chapter

" I... can't. I.. I just can't..." Pinkie said. " But why Pinkie?" I asked the mare. She burst into tears and cried " Puffle, its because... because... ITS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! I loved you ever since you moved here!" I looked into her teary sapphire eyes. " But Pinkie, why didn't you tell me? I loved you as well!" I said. Pinkie replied " I... I thought you wouldn't love me back.." She unties me and kisses my cheek. I smiled and walked off. On the way out of the basement, she nuzzled me and smiled gently. If it wasn't for Pinkie, I would never be here.

Extra chapter 2

I couldn't believe the news. I was having another foal! I have to end this story soon. I'll make another though. Back to the story though. I told the kids and Moonshine went INSANE! She was desperate for a little sister. I told her it could be a girl, but I don't know yet. Me and Pinkie decided on names: Sweetie Pie if its a girl and Lightning Flurry if its a boy. We hoped it would be a girl AND a boy. We would LOVE twins. When Pinkie worked at Sugarcube Corner and the girls were off school I would let the girls help Pinkie. Wait.... BANG! .... Hi my name's Pinkie Pie! ... Helloooo? Oh! Have to go! Bye random book!

3 Extra Chapters?!

Okay, final chapter. Pinkie edited my last chapter a little. I wasn't planning for a third extra chapter but I want to tell you about our new foals! Yes, FOALS.We named them our planned names: Sweetie Pie and Lightning Flurry. Lightning is an alicorn, and Sweetie is also an alicorn. We're hoping to have another pegasus and two unicorns. I mean, why not? I love kids! Oh, by the way, I had my cutie mark sewn back on. My cutie mark is a rose made of water. Lightning Flurry loves dashing around his room and Sweetie Pie loves practicing magic. Pinkie says Lightning will get into the wonderbolts. I think Sweetie will get into Princess Celestia's school for gifted unicorns. Maybe they will. We don't know yet. Well, that is the end. Sorry if it wasn't that good. This took hours to write. I better tidy my desk. Bye!

Chapter 2: The Baking

"Huh... Where am I?" I opened my eyes and looked around me.Then, Pinkie Pie comes up to me with a strange object in her hoof."Well you're awake!" She exclaimed "I've been up all night!!!!!!" Suddenly,I recognize the object was a knife! "Pinkie... Why have you got that knife?" I trembled. She gave me a maniacal grin and said to me " That isn't relevant. What is relevant, is the baking." Then, the stench of dead bodies and decay hit my nostrils. After that, I had to throw up. "Pinkie, I think I'm gonna throw up." I said. Then, I threw up all over Pinkie. " Ohhh naughty Puffle! You REALLY shouldn't of done that!" I stared at the pony, trembling. "Lets get on with this!" Pinkie laughed.

Extra chapter

Pinkie takes my hoof and we fly up to Cloudsdale. She knocks on Dashies door and asks her for some cupcake ingredients. "Hey, who's this alicorn?" RD asked the bouncy pink mare. Pinkie sighed. " She's my very special somepony." Rainbow Dash jumped and said " I thought I was your very special somepony! YOU LIER!!!" She hops off a cloud and bucks Pinkie in the face. I gasp and fly down to catch her. Turns out I can do a sonic puffleboom. Yeah, weird isn't it?

Hearths warming eve was coming and I didn't have all the presents! I dashed off to the mall and bumped into Twilight. " Oh hi Puffle! Nice to see you!" She bows, and so do I. I'm a princess BTW! " Hey Twiley! Sorry, I REALLY have to go. I'm buying hearths warming eve presents for the family." I said to the purple alicorn. " See you later Puffle!" Twi shouts as I speed past her. At the mall I find the PERFECT present for our youngest daughter. A small stuffed bunny! Our youngest is a pegasus and our oldest is an alicorn like me. Their names are Moontwinkle (the youngest) and Starshine ( our oldest).

It was hearths warming eve, and the family gathered around the tree. Starshine dug into her presents, while Moontwinkle opened them carefully. They were both amazed at the gifts. Then, I see a large box with balloon wrapping paper at the back of the tree. I took it out and looked who it was for. It was for me. I unwrapped it and saw a party planning kit (LOL) with a note attached. It read " Look inside!". I took a peek and saw a little box, along with the party planning things. I opened the box to find a small cyan bracelet with a cupcake on it. Then, Pinkie came up to me and asked " Puffle, w.. will you marry me?" She was trembling head to toe. "YES!!!!!!!!" I shouted. The kids clapped and me and Pinkie nuzzled.

That night was AMAZING. After a month I started feeling unwell. Why? You'll find out in the next chapter!