Equestria upside down

by MaverickPheonix

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random, Adventure, Human, Dark
Length: 589

I wake up one day in Equestria... wait, WHAT!?

My first attempt at a Fan Fic…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-08 04:30:27 UTC

CHAPTER 0: WTF?!

LETS DO THIS!!!

Jason is my name and I'm 20 years old. A 6 foot tall black guy who spends most of his time reading and playing video games... and I'm a brony so what? I dont care what you anti-brony asshats think! I AM ME!! For those of you who accept my lifestyle welcome to my very first fanfiction "Equestria Upside Down" Please enjoy and comment below =)

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Hehehe...huh?" The pleasant haze om by dream was shattered as a loud noise I knew all knew too well snapped me out of sleep. Dammit! 10:00 already? Why did I have to wake up? I'm still so sleepy. ME NO MORNING PERSON! I was having such a kickass dream too... I crawled out of bed and confronted my nemesis... the dreaded Alarm Clock! After "defeating" it, I hauling myself downstairs and procrrded to make breakfast. After an omlet and some coffee I fed my two cats Muffin and Panther. As always my Mom was busy at work clattering away on her laptop and on conference calls. She works all day!

Same boring routine every day. Life can be such a pain! Finding a job is nearly impossibel and I still live with my parents... So much stress that I would possibly go insane. I usually play video games to relieve that built up stress. Despite all of that I'm a pretty happy go lucky guy, ever heard of Deadpool? I'm like a more sane version of him.

But there is one thing that always brings a smile to my face... If you tell anybody I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TEAR YOU INTO LITTLE BLOODY STRIPS, NICE AND SLOW. *Ahem* So sorry about that... I havent taken my beds yet. Anyways I am a brony, a secret brony at that. Nobody can know that I watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic...EVER! Not my closest friend nor my parents can know! I saw the 1st episode while babysitting and Searra forced me to watch it. She's prettty persuasive for a 7 year old... Anyways I pretended it was the worst thing ever but deep down inside something clicked. I put up quite a fight but ultimately joined the herd.

"Where the hell am I?" I woke up in a forest I had never been in, yet it seemed so familiar... No matter, I can think later I need to find out where I am! Hours of walking later I find a small hut. I look through the window and inside I see A ZEBRA HUMMING TO HERSELF!! I step on a twig, alerting her to my presence.(CRAP!!) As if I weren't freaked out already she speaks! "What is this out if the blue? What manner of beast are you?" Only one zebra talks like that, Zecora! I'm in Equestria! I leap into the shadows with a grin on my face... (This is gonna be fun!)

"Ok...not so fun..." I was exhausted, not to mention starving and parched. I have been wandering for at least 3-4 days...wait... 4 DAYS?! Meh...too tired to care. My vision began to fade as my body began to shut down. I had just taken my 1st step out if that damned forest when I saw it... a farm! But that isn't what interested me.. it was the apples! The farm was surrounded by an ocean of apple trees, each one bursting with plump juicy apples! I scurried up the nearest one like a demented squirrel and began to gorge myself on apples.