The Ways of the Ponies

Many things have happened to me so far. I found  out I was a unicorn, woke up in a hospital bed in some town called Canterlot, but out of it all; being a blank-flank was the strangest.

"This is quite odd. I have not seen anypony like you. So big and without a cutie mark. Is this why you're applying for jobs all over the place?"

I couldn't exactly tell her no, due to the fact that, well, lying just wasn't in my nature. So I ended up telling her yeah.

"Hmm. Well, I'm going to need some time to look over your application. Come back tomorrow. Until then, I suggest applying other places. Not because you WON'T be hired or anything, but there's a possibility."

I thanked the mare for considering my application, and walked out.

It was about noon-ish and I realized that it was about lunch time. But nothing really sounded good. Flower sandwiches and hay fries just wasn't cutting it for me. I ended up getting a cupcake at some bakery.

"Here you are, Mister. But it's kinda weird; cupcakes for lunch don't you think?"

"Kinda. Hay fries and flower sandwiches didn't really sound appetizing today. Speaking of which, do you have a job opening?"

"Actually yes. My name is Pinkie Pie, and we'll get started right away." Pinkie wasn't joking. next thing I knew, I was sitting at a table with a tie. I didn't have that when I got out of the hospital. But let's just wait and see if I'd be a good baker. After all, I am a blank-flank