John Freepony

by Vermillion

Rating: everyone
Tags: Tragedy, Slice of Life, Dark, Sad, Romance
Length: 326

john fremann

john freeman is a normal guy except he is the ultimate saver of humens and the universe

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-20 12:29:47 UTC

Part 1

One day John Freeman was walking home fron the workout gim when all of a sudon he was attacked by a hord of foreskin ninja's they attacked him real bad but john freeman just came out of the workout room so he real hard then john freeman called upon his secret power of of being a ladies man but with pones then all the hawt pons came to help john freeman then john freman used his other secret power of turning his shit into bullets and pulled off his arm which actually a gun which he got from the walmart on cybertron then he gentley started carressing the inner thighs of the lady pones "AWW YEAH" said the ladies then john freeman blew them up with his eye bazookas then ! soulja boy burst through the wall rapping about how he looks like goku "bitch i look like goku" he repeated 3 times before john freeman shoved a pinecone up his colon soulja boy in dying breath said softly "super saiyan swagger" and then exploded because john freeman told him to then trixie came out of the shadow which had just apeared for some reason and used her super saiyan magic powers to cast the mighty prolapsed anus spell on twilight making her cry deeply into spikes crotch sudonly optimus prime who had secretly transformed in a pair of shoes used his lightsaber to eliminate the foreskin ninjas and casted fat man boobs spell on twilight which made her cry deeply into celestias crotch causing celestia to lose control.....of the sun because she got distracted by luna having a tantrum because she dropped her eating apple which she found on the floor in the royal shitters celestia banished luna to the sun becuase the moon is so 3 seasons ago little did celestia know that luna had actually turned the sun into a deathstar which she would use to blow up the universe...