The wierd skype Chat adventure

by Barack OBeetus

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Random, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 4043

Normal day then all of a sudden wormhole then junk happens

So this story broke out as a do it for shit's and giggles and of course there were giggles from the Skype chat that forced me to write this >.> anyway First story I have ever done not the Writing brand of person but you know never know what could happen maybe story get's lot of views maybe I just quit. XD never know anyway this story will have references every where see if you can name them or something. Also if this story actually picks up some how even though bad punctuation not so bad grammar but if it does I will allow OC's if they are given I'm pretty lenient. And as all ways have nice day. P.S i have no editor so I was using Microsoft word >.> hope that don't rustle peoples jimmies >.> other than that ROLL THE DICE

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-25 01:21:33 UTC

The worm hole *Grammar fix*

The worm hole *Grammar fix*

Chronicles of the Skype chat

BY:  BEETUS

IDEA>>>BEETUS RHETT SUGA

    Rhett,Beetus,And Suga were all siting on their Skype’s laughing and taunting one another, then all of a sudden a black hole sucked them all into another universe.

Beetus awoke first blurred vision and asked “where the two handed cock am I?” And gasped who said that the voice that came out was meek and shy sounding and a lot lighter then his old one. Then he passed out again, Rhett woke up and was walking around the area he was in seeing unfamiliar trees he said “this shit is to spooky for me” Rhett had already worked out he wasn’t his usual gender and was un fazed by the new addition he continued walking

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        Suga awoke up and felt the gruff full beard when he moved his hand to his face and spoke in the deepest voice know to man “Man this shit is freaky” And got up and started to walk up a path through the woods. Then she came upon the body of a girl about 16 and pretty short who was unconscious with Blond hair. In response to this unknown person Suga broke a branch off and poked the person in the side, The person rasped a “FUCK OFF “and went back to sleep Suga Poked the person again and the small person got up and started to run at Suga and collided with Suga and fell to the ground the person looked up at the tall man and said “hehehehe fuck…..” . Suga being now a giant beard man looked down at the small amount of fear in the persons eyes and said “Beetus?” And he gave a malicious smile.

Beetus look up and said “uuum yes” and got up and started to walk away slowly “WHY AM I WEARING A GREEN DRESS” she said looking down then looked back at Suga who was closing in she said another “fuck me” and started to run.

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Rhett was still walking aimlessly occasionally her hoodie getting caught in tree limbs all she could say is “why the fuck am I a girl in this stupid woods I want my dick back”

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And Beetus now was sprinting through the woods away from Suga screaming” RHETT IF YOU’RE HERE FUCKING RUN SUGA IS GOING TO GET US”  Suga yelled from behind “BUT YOU ARE SO PRETTY”

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Rhett heard something and turned to see a Small girl in a green dress running full speed and she said “ FUCKING RUN RHETT COME ON “ amd darted of again and Rhett followed “why do we need to run?” Beetus replied “ SUGA WANTS US JUST RUN WE WILL TRY TO HIDE SOME WHERE”  But suga had enough stamina to keep unlike the other two. Beetus could feel her muscles shutting down from all the running and decided to sacrifice and said “Rhett run ill slow him down “ and stoped running and collapsed. “Rhett turned and picked Beetus up and said “NO MAN OR WOMAN LEFT BEHIND “ and started running with Beetus over his shoulder. Beetus said “You idiot drop me now so you can get away” Rhett replied “NO “.

Rhett had ran so long that they indeed up in a abandon city and She put down Beetus at the side of the tall building. Beetus started singing in a beautiful voice “Then we go hooooome oh it is such a perfect day glad I spent it with you. YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGING ON. Rhett turned and said “what the Sam hell are you doing” She replied “I’m singing so when I’m dieing I can remember this beautiful moment. Rhett shook her head “you’re an idiot “ Beetus sneered back “I hope Suga gets you first” Rhett smile faded and said “Oh god pleas no” Then they both heard a voice from the first floor of the building they were in a deep man voice “oooooooooooooh girls” They both looked at each other “Oh shit HIDE “  Rhett tried to push Beetus in to a cabinet Beetus barked “My boob’s are to big you idiot stop pushing “ Rhett pulled her out the cabinet and jump into it and said “HA I can fit” Beetus started panicking Hearing the loud stomps from the stairs “oh my god oh my god where do I hide fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck “ So Beetus jumped out the window and landed into the next house “and said FUCK YEAH merica “

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Suga walked up and saw the smashed window and poked his head out and said “ooh Beetus I see you” Beetus replied “PLEAS STAY OVER THERE “

Suga said “oh I’ll get you “ and walked across the room and saw a explosives crate and threw a grenade into the house with Beetus said “WHY ME “ and got thrown out the house onto the grass now singed dress burnt and torn blood dripping from her forehead and was staring up at the blue sky.  Suga walked out and saw the body of the weak Beetus laying on the ground “Hello there” and smiled .The Limp Beetus spat blood “stay away from me” But Suga picked her up and started to walk back to the city. Suga said “since you are a girl I will call you Emily instead of Ethan. Emily just coughed up more blood with vision fading fainted and with her last conscious words she said “Rhett you’re a faggot….” And fainted.

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Rhett came out the closet and saw the ash and the broken house and saw the blood stains on the grass that led farther into the city. So she followed and she said “What the fuck happened where’s Beetus? “ she continued to follow the blood

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Suga felt the blood from Emily on him and felt bad for exploding her she looked down into her eyes the bright jade green eyes filled with sorrow and remorse. Suga continued walking

Emily started to move to try to get out of his grasp and rolled out onto the ground with a loud thud and just laid there. And said “why?”  Suga ran his hand through her golden blond hair and said in a whisper “I’m sorry”.

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Rhett came upon the two and screamed” WHAT DID YOU DO TO BEETUS “and attempted to tackle Suga who kept lying beside Emily. Suga said “I-I thought she’d get away not stay in the building….” Rhett barked back “YOU THREW A FUCKIN GRENADE “Emily whispered “its fine……….”

Rhett looked up and saw a hospital in the middle of town with black clouds over head and said “it’s going to rain it’s ass off I’m going to get to the hospital get her inside” Suga picked up Emily and walked inside a tall abandon hotel and set her down on the bed watching outside the window. Emily’s vision came back and she was breathing regular “Where am I?” she asked. Suga said “we are in a hotel and I think there are thing’s outside “He looked outside to see golden eyes looking back at him through the window. “What?” she said as she tried to get up but fell to the floor. He walked over and picked her up so she could see. She said “what is that?” Suga said probably what ended this city and the power went out leaving them in darkness Suga reached into her pocket’s and pulled out her smartphone and used its flash to give them light. They both stopped when something started ramming into the hotel door. Suga ran to the bathroom holding Emily and Rhett put Emily in the shower and ran back into the room and got a blanket and threw it over the standup shower and stood in it with Emily and whispered “maybe it won’t find us” Being in such a small area Emily’s breast were pushed up against Suga who was trying not to look down at them.

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Rhett was making her way across the city occasionally jumping over a fence or running across a rooftop seeing Yellow eyes in dark corners and saying “It’s just your imagination”  As she came into the entrance of the hospital she was tackled by a large dog thing and it was trying to bite her face off struggling you finally made a effort to get it off and snapped it’s neck and pushed it off of her “Oh my god what the hell was that” As she got up and started running past the receptions desk running at break neck speeds  up the stair case Slamming the door behind her coming to a room full of do not open contaminated substances. As she walked through a set of door’s a room full of mangled bodies of people some charred some torn apart some skeletons’

Chapter 2 No rest

And then Rhett heard a blood curdling scream it came from down the hall so she poked her head out of the corner and saw a tall figure holding a axe and the figure said in a low rasp “I want to hear you scream…” And it walked to her dragging the axe making sparks when the axe scraped the floor. Rhett turned and locked the door with her in the room full of bodies And the tall figure would slash the door’s screaming “ I'M HERE TO SHANK SMILE” followed by maniacal laughter As the axe started to go through the door Rhett ran across the bodies and tripped over a few of them to the exit. She ran out the door to a really dark hallway only light coming from a ceiling light that flickered showing demented shadows. She could still hear the monster in the next room screaming “I KILLED STEVEN HE’S NOT EVEN” She continued down the hall seeing a medic pack and tried not to alert the Big guy in the next room.

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As Emily was still pressed up against Suga they could hear a demented animal in the next room tearing it apart Emily showing bits of fear. Suga looked down to comfort her But Emily had her eyes closed saying “ make it go away make it go away make it go away”

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The Tall man had caught up with Rhett holding her by the neck she punched him in the face but found only a mask the man screamed” HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE DO IT!” And threw her out the door making her land on a car. She grunted and rolled of the car holding her back from the raging pain. And started to limp to the hotel Then the man picked her up again and screamed “ I LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS AND ATE IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL”

All she did was look into his only eye that was visible from the mask he tilted his head looking at her and set her back down and screamed in her face “ RED RUM “ she looked full of fear and ran away full speed to the hotel.

The beast broke the glass and grabbed Emily and was trying to eat her Suga went into full berserk mode and started to beat the beast all that could be heard from the beast was low howls and whimpers until a loud crack could be heard. Emily now bleeding more, Suga now covered in Purple blood look around the room seeing the destruction and the dead beast at his feet smiling at his work he turned to Emily who had now deep gashes all over her  she whispered I’m “fine”  Suga walked over no you’re not putting his hand on her wounds keeping pressure and panicking “WHERE THE FUCK IS RHETT”  Rhett came through the door medical pack hanging over her arm and walked in and knelled next to Emily and started to put antibiotics in her she said “now this is going to sting a little” and she inserted all the antibiotics into her. “Move her to the bed” she said and she flipped the torn bed back to lay flat. And she healed Emily back to her full potential. She got up and stretched and said” try not to blow me up this time chief “and she poked Saga’s arm. Rhett said “So there was this guy at the hospital he looked like he had lost it he almost killed me” She said scared.

Suga said hmm we will check it out later right now we need to find a better place off the ground so this doesn’t happen again he pointed at the dead beast at the floo. Emily said there was that big house on the hill. Rhett said “hmm maybe”. “If big tits here don’t get stuck in a place we will be fine” said Suga poking Emily in the side. Emily just tilted her head in full hate and said” Why you do this” and looked at her feet and sat back on the bed and curled into a ball.

Chapter 3 the G.E.R.S.H

Rhett walked across the room and saw a purple glow coming from the closet she opened it to see a box made up of buttons and dials and gauges she walked back the the other two and presented it and asked “What ya reckon this is?”  Dakota looked at the device and said “I have no idea” Emily got up and snatched it out of Suga’s hands and read out the name on the top Gravity Extortion Reserve Strategic Halo she punched the box’s dials and it opened to reveal a gray halo she picked it up and put it on her head. “How do you feel?” asked Rhett I don’t feel different:” replied Emily she taped the halo and it lite on fire above her head and it stayed there hovering not harming or singeing a piece of her hair. “Is that all it does?” Suga said flatly then the halo started to vibrate and shot back into the box. The box began to glow golden and a black hole appeared at the top of the box sucking them into it. “FUCKING CHRIST NOT AGAIN” Yelled Emily “Just ride it out” Rhett said calmly. Then everything faded to black. A faint radio in the distance could be heard *OOoooh somewhere beyond the sea somewhere waiting for me my lover waits on Golden saaaands* The music becomes louder as Emily wakes up and see’s the big sign over her head it reads Welcome to rapture  She shook her head “god dammit” she noticed she was wearing a 50’s dress and her hair was all in a bun she also noticed her chest felt heavier nad looked down to see her chest even larger then before she yelled “FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK NIPPLES WHY”. She got up and decided to look around leaving the two others unconscious on the ground. Dakota woke up along with Rhett and noticed she was back to girl form and Rhett was back to Rhett. Rhett yelled “OH HELLZ YES” And got up and did the dougie  Suga shook her head “your and idiot. Hey where did Emily go maybe she’s back to her man self?”

Hey who’s that” Rhett asked he pointed to the person on the ground next to Suga. She looked down and saw a man with a name tag the said Trey she asked “you think he’s from the Skype too?” Let’s find out” Rhett said and he kicked Treys feet to make him get up Trey awoke and looked around seeing Rhett and Suga and his eyes shot up and he asked” where am I” Rhett replied “Hell if we know dude but if you’re trey from the Skype chat I’m Rhett that’s Suga and Beetus is somewhere around here”  I am that trey” he replied. Well okay then we must find Beetus the trio walked on to find there somewhat of a friend. Rhett sighed “what the hell am I wearing* He was wearing a purple duster coat silk pants black top shoes. I don’t know Suga said it looks weird” Suga said as she looked down at the red dress and black shoes.

Where am I city under the water I hate the sea it’s to spooky for me” Emily exclaimed she then saw Suga and Rhett but kept her attention to the window showing the city and a lot of fish schools swimming around. Rhett and Suga knew who the girl was but Trey did not he ran right up to her  and said “Hey baby why you so pretty” Suga was about to say something but Rhett cut her off He said with a evil grin “Just let it happen”. Emily just gave him the most unemotional face ever and asked “what did you say to me?”  Trey said “I wanted to get to know you baby that’s all” He grabbed her hand. He shortly found a scissor kick to the side of his head. Now you may speak Suga” Rhett said smiling Suga laughed “Okay trey this is Beetus” In pain Trey exclaimed “Wasn’t Beetus a dude?” Well yes but I think he’s genetic code got rearranged or something so now he’s a big breasted female” said Rhett suppressing a laugh But he kept taunting “I think all my weight went to you noticed ya looking a Lil top heavy if you know what I mean” He fell to the ground laughing. Emily in response gave him a curb stomp while he was on the ground. As everyone calmed down and stood up Rhett noticed inside his jacket he had a revolver and waved it around “LOOK WHAT I GOT!” Suga barked “Put it down you incompetent moron before you get us shot” Trey reached deep in his coat to reveal a shotgun “Where did this even fucking fit” he asked. Emily looked inside the coat pocket and put her arm in the pocket and amazed said” It never ends are you a wizard?” he looked down at her and said” yes, yes I am the best damn wizard ever” Suga was reaching into her pocket’s to find herself a weapon only to find a little snub pistol she sighed “I want one like that” Points to a large armored thing with bright one bright yellow eye. In response to this everyone turned to see the hulking thing standing over Emily. She looked up at the 8 foot tall Goliath and said “uuuuh” But then she was cut off as the hulking diving suit thing picked her up and put her on its back she noticed that the thing had a triangle on its hands and to tanks on its back that were red and blue she tried to get down but was immediately yanked back. She said “hey big man lemme down” But the creature did was a low groan and started walking away with Emily on its back. Rhett ran up and pulled her down but was met by a fist to his face that shot him across the room into a wall. Suga ran up but was captured by the thing too “nice hustle Suga “said Emily with a grin on her face Suga “said fuck you” Emily just laughed and she taped its helmet and said “Yo big man where we going?” It let out another groan and continued trudging through the city getting odd looks from citizens along the way

Trey pulled Rhett out of the wall and said “Dude you got knocked the fuck out” Rhett coughed up a small amount of blood and barked “Fuck you” Trey said “Maybe we should go save the girls” Rhett said “huuuh I guess they both got up and followed the big guy 5 feet behind him trying to gain the girls attention. They both turned and Emily said “Rhett he’s going to fuck you up you better get away from us “at the same moment Emily jumped off from the creature and ran into a long dark hallway illuminated by a pink light. Rhett and Trey ran after her them. The creature became enraged and ran after Trey and Rhett with Suga hanging on for dear life.

Emily ran trying to keep away from the rest  said to herself” I just want to go home for fucks sake and get back into my manly body not this small girl one” at the same moment she saw a machine with a lot of flashing lights and bottles in it with a neon sign over it saying “Gatherers garden” she thought to herself “roll the dice” she walked up to the machine and pulled a tab and a bottle with a needle came out reading “Infinite eve and all plasmid limited edition” she read the label on the back it stated “being every plasmid in this bottle is infinite can cause depression sickness instability, can cause paralysis and full insanity  .” She looked at it in curiosity” never been fond of needles but eh you only live once right?” she injected the blue liquid. All of a sudden her veins turned bright red her hands caught on fire and started to burn to the bone, as she started crying it went away and replaced by electricity that jolted from her hands striking everything in the room, then she felt a surge go through her body as everything in the room was lifted and thrown down the hall. “Then staggered okay that was cool” she said. Rhett and Trey came barreling around the corner what the hell was that?” they both asked in unison Emily turned to see them and said what I didn’t want to be on his back all day and bright lights attract me. They both looked her in the eyes no longer seeing jade eyes but one red and one blue “uh Rhett wont they green before” yep but I don’t really give a shit” he replied as a drill came and almost nailed Rhett in the head but Rhett recoiled and loaded the Goliath with a whole clip of revolver rounds Trey jumped back and started to load the thing up with shotgun rounds. Suga screamed “ I’m STILL ON HIM YOU DUMB ASSES “ as she jumped off one round cut through her clothes leaving a long cut in it but leaving her unscathed. The creature shot electricity out of his hands stunning Rhett then punched him hard in the gut. Then sent Rhett flying at Trey Suga pulled her pistol out and unloaded it as well the creature just slapped it out of her and  sending it a across the room the creature quit it’s rampage and walked back out the hallway. Emily walked over to Trey and Rhett to help them up and said “ I’m so happy I could kill you” she said with pure insanity in her eyes but snapped back and said “Hey thanks for stopping the big dude” Rhett sat there dumb founded what she just said, she asked” was it something I said?” He said nope. Anyway She said I found the G.E.R.S.H again she held it up alright Rhett you choose where we go Rhett put the thing on his head and it hummed again and they all were engulfed into darkness

Chapter 4. God dammit Rhett

They all saw the rainbow go through colors all shouting in excluding Rhett ” WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO RHETT WHAT THE FUCK” The portal opened to reveal them falling to the ground slowly from when the point they were falling they could see a small village a big forest and a big castle sitting on a mountain. As they all fell Rhett was swooped up by a speeding cyan blur and was carried off to the village as the rest fell. Rhett Barked” HEY WHO's GOT ME” He looked up to see a rainbow horse thing with a cyan coat “ Awwwww hell yeah” he said smugly. The rest neared the edge of the forest but Emily held out her hand and stopped there fall using telekinesis. Suga said amazed “How’d you do that” I don’t know that stuff we get back in that city did it haven’t really got to learn how to control it.