Pinkie's here.

by tipls

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 925

Once upon a time in hguiohnjik

Hi I'm pinkie pie I'm writing this story.
If you're going to talk type it to.
Because the readers want to know what your saying.
Um okay?
See perfect.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-21 10:54:22 UTC

Pinkie's here in anthropology

Thursday, 21 November 2013

Once upon a time in Ponyville...

"Hi author!,or reader"

kjkl  ty 5gu6h7uy8

"Um author? Oh well I'll upload this to Fimfiction myself."

"Oh hi readers!,I'm Pinkie pie."

"wait... the author is awake!"

"I'm talking to you,oh and type what you say!"

Why?

"so the readers can see what you're saying"

Readers?

"You know, the people reading this on the internet"

Okay, how are you typing on my screen? also who are you?

"Check the above ^^^^"

You're Pinkie Pie!

"In the blood and flesh"

I would laugh but I'm too busy freaking out.

"Why would anybody laugh at that?"

Shouldn't you say 'anypony'?

"Nope"

Um okay?

"*whistles* wonderful weather where having Yeah?" said Pinkie

Okay now for a setting.

"ooh how about Canterlot or Manehatten, Oh! or maybe even Fillydelphia I here they have the biggest Party store! :-D" said Pinkie

How in the world did you say an emoticon?

" :\ :u :D" said pinkie

Okay?

"Well what about Ponyville It's where all my friends are!" Pinkie said cheerfully

You don't say?

"I can talk but I can't say!" Pinkie said jokingly

"Pinkie, who are you talking to?" asked Twilight

what??

"Oh just Mr. Tipls" answered Pinkie

"Where is he then?" Twilight said

How do you know my name. (not real name)- actual author

[I gave you a name because 'author' was too bland] thought pinkie

You can talk to me with your thoughts?

[Yeah!]

"Um Pinkie?" said a confused Twilight

Hang on we've got two characters and a setting, now we have a story.

[good your getting used to the fact that this is a story]

*you're

"Pinkie?" said Twilight expecting to get a response.

[Hah, you're typing emotions now.]

I know, I'm getting used to the fact that I have to type everything that's happening.

"PINKIE!" yelled Twilight angrily as she turned upside down and turned pink. LOL!

"BWAHAHAHAHA" Pinkie laughed uncontrollably

Pinkie sped out at like I don't know 88MPH!

"Woah" screamed Pinkie

Pinkie stopped at a halt at Sugarcube corner.

"PFFTT that was fun!" said Pinkie

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

"But wouldn't that make Twilight angrier?" said pinkie

already got it covered .But back there Twilight wasn't angry.

"LOL, whatever that means" said pinkie

Does it matter that I'm typing this in notepad?

"Don't think so? is it on windows?" said pinkie while walking up the stairs of suger cube corner

Yeah it's on-wait I didn't type that!

"Because I have freedom!" said Pinkie

I'll start a new story then!

[Wait!]

Once upon a time

"HI there!"

stop that!

"you would have said 'gah' but your typing so-"

Geez I wasn't even writing a MLP story

[*fanfiction]

shut up

Pinkie trotted down ponyville saying hi to every one she met

wait where are we going?

[To Twilights place]

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30 minutes later

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"Hey! you just can't wast 30 minutes of work."

"Yes pinkie?" said twilight

"Oh I'm looking for a book" said Pinkie

"Um what kind of book?" asked Twilight

"Oh a book on humans" said Pinkie

Wait I never mentioned I was human

"You're human!" yelled pinkie

"What?" said Twilight

[please don't eat me.]

What? why would I do that?

"Pinkie?" said twilight

"Oh do you have a book on humans?" said Pinkie

I won't eat you I'm a vegitarian.

[are you sure?]

"Oh there in the mythology creature section" said Twilight while Pinkie followed

Yes I'm sure.

[Okie dokie lokie]

Hang on why do you need a book about humans?

[for Lyra!]

wait... is this the anthropology universe?

[hm ,The Illustrated Guide to Equestrian Cryptozoology, that looks good]

It is the anthropology universe!

[What is that-]

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meanwhile at the 2012 Gala

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[Hey you can't do that!.]

Yes I can I just did

[Real original]

Pinkie magicly teleported to the human world in Iowa, Des Moines

"WHAT!" yelled Pinkie

And was human

[Tipls]

And was at that one park

[wat are u doin?]

And met Lyra

[TIPLS!]

And gave her a 100$ bill

[Stahp!]

Okay Okay LOL

Hang on I could type myself into this story! all of a sudden a guy with black hair apeared.

"Hi Pinkie I'm a character now!" said Tipls

"Woah is it really you?"

No I'm Just typing ' "Hi Pinkie I'm a character now!" said Tipls ' like that in word

"Oh" said Pinkie "Well what know?"

"Wait, where do we stay?" said Tipls. They just slowly walked through the park.Until they hit a wall, no it wasn't a wall it was Lyra

"Oh sorry I'm so sorry" said Lyra,she just picked up here lyre and power-walked away.

"Was that?" said Tipls

"Lyra?" continued Pinkie

"Hang on..." said Tipls, as Tipls said that he teleported to Philedelphia

"don't you mean Fillydelphia?" asked Pinkie.

"Nope" replied Tipls"Okay now we wait..."

...

"Okay-"

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Meanwhile when Discord found earth

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"Hi again Lyra!" said Tipls

"GAH! who are you?" asked Lyra

"Oh I'm 'gointuhalpyoosavdawerld'"  replied Tipls

"What?" said Lyra

" Just kidding I'm 'Hungery'" at that moment a sandwich fell out of the sky and he ate it

Hang on a second I'm going to get some food IRL

BRB

"Um hungery?" said Lyra "Helloo" "you okay?" "Anybody home?"

Back

"Hah My real name is Tipls" said Tipls

"Um you just dosed off there are you okay?" asked Lyra

"Sorry forgot to pause" said Tipls

"You're confusing me.Why do you look familiar?" said Lyra

"Um *shrugs* End chapter" Said Tipls

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