The Nightmare Night Slaughter House

by dracoflames

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Anthro
Length: 2214

6 ponies walk into sugar cube corner by Pinkamena Diane Pie and they think the worst possible thing....continue to read and scream in horror as you read this story

Behind this story, the author took the horrorfic "Cupcakes" and flipped it upside down and made fun of it by putting his OC, his best friend's OC, and another two friends OC's, and add them to the sugar and spice and then he thought he needed more characters to finish this laughable story he added Lil Miss Rarity and Murdershy, now for his part 1 it's all the ponies going to Sugarcube Corner which they were all invited by Pinkamena herself, and they all suspect the worse from her but to find out his funny concept of this story you'll need to read it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-22 00:34:53 UTC

Part 1

The Nightmare Night Slaughter House

Written and voice recorded

by Geoffrey Poloway

Part 1

It was evening time on Nightmare Night. All the fillies, mares, and stallions were out all enjoying themselves, but there was one place that stood out...Sugarcube Corner. This Place is where the most delicousest of treats were made for ponies all over Ponyville. This place also had a dark side. On this night 7 ponies will go into here and at the end of the night only 3 or ponies will survive the, The Nightmare Night Slaughter House.

Shadow Pon 3, Flare Flare- Rock Pegasus, Poke Pony, WubbyDubby, Murdershy, and Lil Miss Rarity were all invited to Sugarcube Corner by Pinkamena Diane Pie. As usual she said that they were going to do something ‘fun’ with her. As the six ponies were walking together Poke Pony broke the ice by saying,

“why it’s good to get to do something on this special night like the saying goes, ‘Nightmare Night only comes once a year enjoy it the best you can’”

“yea but I have a bad feeling that something will happen to us” Murdershy said.

“Oh will you cheer up shy, trust me everything tonight will go fine, we'll have fun and wake up to the next day alive” Flare Flare said.

“Oh….okay” Murdershy said.

The six ponies got to Sugarcube Corner and Poke Pony knocked her hoof on the front door as Pinkamena answered and said,

“oh you all made it we’re going to have so much fun tonight! please come in and make yourselves comfortable.”

The six ponies came inside as they sat in a room where a long table and seven seats set up as each one of them sat in one of the seats and Pinkamena sat at the end of the table next to Shadow Pon 3. They all thought ‘so far so good’. On the table was seven plates, silverware in napkins, and glasses filled with red wine. Flare Flare gave a innocent smile as the room got quiet.

“So when does the party start, BITCH?!” Poke Pony said.

“You okay?” Murdershy asked as she turned to pokey pony.

“Yea I’m Fucking fine you Fucking Bitch” Poke Pony said.

“You have tourettes?” Pinkamena asked Poke Pony.

“Nah I just fake it dipshit” Poke Pony said.

Pinkamena sighed and smiled at Poke Pony as the room goes silent again.

“I like pie” Poke Pony said

Flare Flare instantly got a wing boner.

“I like pie too” Flare Flare said.

“I like apple pie made by Applejack” Poke Pony said.

“Mhm...eeyup” Shadow Pon 3 said.

“I like chocolate pie” WubbyDubby said.

Poke Pony and Flare Flare did a fan girl squeal as they smiled widely.

“ENOUGH!” Pinkamena said growling with angry eyes.

“Jeez bitch it’s just pie what the fuck do you think it is?” WubbyDubby asked.

“I wanted this night to be special, we all are going to have fun and I mean FUN!....Now drink up my lovelys the fun will happen later tonight” Pinkamena said.

The six ponies started to drink their wine and the next five minutes were quiet. Lil Miss Rarity looked at the clock and then said,

“oh Pinkamena….can you possibly tell me where the ladies room is?”

“oh certainly...up stairs two doors down the right.” Pinkamena said.

Lil Miss Rarity got off her chair and out of the room.

“So Flare Flare how’s Blaze?” Pinkamena asked.

“oh he’s doing good he’s looking after Shadow Flare tonight and taking her out getting her candy.” Flare Flare said.

“Well that’s responsible of a brother of him to do” Murdershy said.

“Yea it is” Flare Flare said.

Later that night all the ponies were in their rooms that Pinkamena had let the rent out for the night. Murdershy and Flare Flare were in one room, Shadow Pon 3 and Pinkamena were in another, and Lil Miss Rarity and WubbyDubby were in another. Poke Pony had her own room which she felt happy about because her feelings towards Murdershy were not happy thoughts, so Flare Flare happily took her and let Poke Pony have her own room so there won’t any bloodshed tonight. In Poke Pony’s room, she laid on her back in the bed as she flipped her phone open and called Rainbow Dash.

“hello?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Hey Rainbow Dash it’s Poke Pony can you come over I need a mare to talk to to cause I’m in my bed and bored and also feeling a little bit naughty.” Poke Pony said.

Rainbow Dash blushed deeply over the phone and giggled a bit,

“just tell me where you are Poke and I’ll get there ten seconds flat.”

“Right side and second floor of Sugarcube Corner” Poke Pony said.

They both hung up and twenty seconds later, Rainbow Dash flew into the open as Poke Pony closed the window and said,

“Your late as usual Dashie”

“No I wasn’t” Rainbow Dash said.

“Ten seconds late” Poke Pony said.

“Whatever doll” Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash got onto the bed with Poke Pony. Poke Pony blushed as she laid in a seductive pose as she looked at Rainbow Dash in a sexy way. Rainbow Dash got under the covers with Poke Pony as Poke Pony placed her hoof on Rainbow Dash’s thigh as they both started to make out. Three doors down on the left, Flare Flare was sleeping facing one way and Murdershy the other. Flare Flare woke up in sweat as she looked in at the clock, it read 8:06 pm, she had been asleep for only two hours as they only got their rooms only a couple of hours ago. Flare Flare looked at Murdershy and rolled over to her and wrapped her hooves around Murdershy as Murdershy meeped and Flare Flare said,

“shhh….It’s okay I just want to cuddle shy”

“sorry just was shocked Flare Flare nothing more” Murdershy said.

“oh it’s okay shy I do this with Shadow Pon and it helps me sleep” Flare Flare said.

In Pinkamena room, Shadow Pon 3 and her were playing a classic childhood game of battleship and so far Shadow Pon 3 was winning. Shadow Pon had sunk 3 of Pinkamena’s ships and Pinkamena had never lost a game but this time would be the first lost. In WubbyDubby’s room, he was watching cartoons as Lil Miss Rarity was sleeping. An hour later Murdershy was awoken by her stomach growling so she woke up Flare Flare as she groaned and said,

“Ugh shy….what is it?”

“Um I was wondering if you can roll over and go back to sleep because I’m hungry” Murdershy said.

“Ugh….okay” Flare Flare said. as rolled over and hogged her blanket around her as Murdershy got out of bed and looked back at Flare Flare and giggled as she went out of the room and downstairs, but someone was following her quietly. When Murdershy got to the kitchen, she went to the fridge and that’s when the mysterious figure came into the dimmed kitchen light as Murdershy closed  the fridge doors and she meeped in shock as she looked at the figure,

“oh you scared me Poke Pony, you hungry too?”

“oh no Murdershy I’m not hungry but you can make one….you know I’m not gonna sugarcoat it, your a fucking bitch and my thoughts towards you are sick. Some may like you but those are the ponies I could give less shit about them. You on the other hand make me sick every day the even thought about you makes me want to hurl personally, I think you're the bad one here out of all of us and on another personal note I hope you die” Poke Pony said as she took out a knife.

Murdershy’s heartbeat started to increases as looked at the stainless-steel knife.

“Why do you want me dead? I have done nothing to you please don’t this Poke, I know you hate me but you don’t have to kill me” Murdershy said beginning to hyperventilate.

“oh like I said I hate your work and I hate your fucking guts I’ve been wanting to do this all my life….time to die Murdershy” Poke Pony said as she slowly walked towards Murdershy.

Flare Flare walked into the room and yawned and look at Poke Pony and said,

“da faq are you doing motherfucker?”

Poke Pony screamed and stabbed Flare Flare in the shoulder. Flare Flare screamed as she yelled,

“POKE PONY!”

“oops” Poke Pony said as she slowly walked away from Flare Flare as the blood came running down Flare Flare’s shoulder.

Pinkamena came downstairs and came into the kitchen and looked at the ponies and said,

“what the fuck is this shit?!”

“uh….making sandwiches” Poke Pony said.

“Bullshit you are” WubbyDubby said as he walked in with Lil Miss Rarity and Rainbow Dash.

“Okay I know this is all might be confusing to all of you but there is a motherfucking knife in my shoulder” Flare Flare said.

“look you're going to be okay it’s just a knife in the shoulder you're going to be fine okay” Poke Pony said.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!  That’s a bunch of horseshit” Flare Flare said.

“hey are you bleeding from your vagina? No! It’s a knife in the shoulder so stop acting pissy with me” Poke Pony said.

Poke Pony took the knife out of Flare Flare’s shoulder and amongst the commotion Murdershy walked away from them quietly as she walked to the door to the basement  and then Poke Pony looked at Murdershy and she looked at him and meeped and open the door to the basement and tripped and fell down the stairs. Poke Pony walked to the doorway and looked down the stairs and said,

            “HA, GAY!”

Pinkamena grabbed Poke Pony. Poke Pony overacted and stabbed Pinkamena in the leg as Pinkamena grabbed her leg and fell to the floor and groaned in pain as Poke Pony stood there watching Pinkamena groaning and Flare Flare walked to the other ponies and said,

“You ponies deal with these two I’ll go get Murdershy”

The other ponies nodded their heads and went to Poke Pony and Pinkamena. Flare Flare walked down the stairs as she saw Murdershy laying on the floor unconscious as she rolled her over and put her hoove to her to feel for a pulse. There was a pulse and Flare Flare took a sigh of relief and picked up Murdershy and put her on her back and carried her upstairs and WubbyDuubby looked at Flare Flare and walked up to her and said,

“She okay?”

“Yea she’ll be fine she just took a terrible fall and is unconscious” Flare Flare said.

Seconds later the doorbell rang as Poke Pony answered it as the filles said,

“Trick or treat.”

“Shit” Poke Pony said under her breath as WubbyDubby went up to her and said,

“Who is it?”

Poke Pony kept the door open and she leaned her head back behind it and whispered to WubbyDubby,

“Fucking trick or treaters.”

“what the hell we going to do? Do we have candy?” WubbyDubby asked.

“Do I look like the Fucking mare to ask that stupid of a question?” Poke asked.

“Well think quick can’t keep them waiting” WubbyDubby said.

Poke Pony looked at the kids as she smiled and said,

“Wait here kids.”

Poke Pony went the the bathroom and grabbed some toothpaste and toothbrushes and went to them and dropped some in each of their bags as they looked at Poke Pony and she smiled big and said,

“Keep Colgate happy and keep those teeth white and sparkling”

The filles left the house and Poke Pony closed the door and said to WubbyDubby,

“Dipshits.”

“Agreed, the lights were off but no one listens anyway” WubbyDubby said.

“Horseshit Dubby the kitchen light was barely on so they thought someone was home but still I must agree with you” Poke Pony said.

Flare Flare came down the stairs and looked at the both of them and asked,

“Who was that?”

“Santa Claus” Poke Pony said to Flare Flare.

“Nah, Really?” WubbyDubby said giving a straight face to Poke Pony.

“Seriously who was it?” Flare Flare asked again.

“Dipshit fillies” WubbyDubby said as Poke Pony nodded her head in agreement.

“What did you give them for candy?” Flare Flare asked.

“Spit” Poke Pony said.

“NO! You disgusting Bitch” WubbyDubby said.

“Clop magazines” Poke Pony said.

“Nope” WubbyDubby said.

“Dildos and Anal beads” Poke Pony said.

“No” WubbyDubby said.

“What did she give them?” Flare Flare asked with a straight face.

“Toothpaste and Toothbrushes” WubbyDubby said.

“Real original Poke” Flare Flare said.

“What the fuck was i suppose to give them?” Poke Pony asked.

“Food what the fuck else?” WubbyDubby asked.

“Exactly” Flare Flare said

“You know what...Fuck you two” Poke Pony said.

Instantly the three ponies heard the sound of somepony falling down stairs as the race to the basement entrance and saw Lil Miss Rarity at the bottom as Flare Flare asked,

“Hey Lil Miss Rarity you okay?”

No response.

“You need help?” Poke Pony asked.

No response.

“Yep she’s dead, she had nothing to do with fucking party close the door let that Bitch rot down there” WubbyDubby said as Flare Flare closed the door.