
But I AM Evil!
Cover Art by FriendlyTwo3
*Takes place after season 2 finale.*
(Currently revising past chapters to make them sexier and more appealing.)
(Currently revising summary description.)
(Note to self, remember to eventually revise summary description.)
Diabolical and evil human goes to Equestria, and tries to take over the world? Pfft, if he's "Evil", then that one guy who doesn't say 'bless you' when you sneeze must be Hitler reincarnate.
A HiE fanfic that was probably done a couple times before, BUT I MADE IT BETTER.
Wacky protagonist genius, an army of robots with stun-guns, a goal of domination, a moral code, and a determined mindset! Meet "Evil Lord Emperor Connery NotEvilGuy!" The inevitable future emperor of us all!
You can tell that he's pure evil, because he has the word "Evil" in his last name!
A guy that steal money from you, if you're a Government official that likes to deal drugs and smuggle newborn infants. A guy that will build a laser that can blow up the freakin' moon, but only if it was about to crash into us. He'll freakin' TICKLE YOU if you defy him and his empire!
Yeah... Diabolical mastermind right there.
Rated T: For lots of potty-mouth nonsense.
As of 5/12/14 I GOT FEATURED HOLY S*** I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD, I GOT FEATURED, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, OH GOD! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!




22 Chapters:
- 00 - This is gonna be Good. (Redux Edition) 2013-11-25 02:57:06 UTC1080
- 01 - Meeting Queen Sunbutt For the First Time. (Redux Edition) 2013-11-29 16:14:14 UTC1880
- 02 - I Just Left. (Redux Edition) 2013-12-03 21:22:47 UTC1733
- *Old* SS 1 - Operation: F*** YEAH, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 2013-12-04 16:23:53 UTC1551
- 03 - The Word 'Evil' Is In My Last Name. (Redux Edition) 2013-12-05 20:54:46 UTC2252
- 04 - The Day We All First Met... (Redux Edition) 2013-12-08 16:50:47 UTC2457
- 05 - If You Drink 2 More Bottles, The Plot Might Makes Sense. (Redux Edition) 2013-12-09 19:53:34 UTC1394
- 06 - The (Not so) Great Escape! (Redux Edition) 2013-12-12 14:08:56 UTC2260
- 07 - There Was Once This Girl... (Revision in progress) 2013-12-17 11:48:59 UTC2499
- 08 - ...She Was My Best Friend. 2013-12-23 12:20:00 UTC3085
- SS 2 - Writing Is Hard. Distraction Time. 2014-02-13 20:17:24 UTC1628
- 09 - I Have A Cave! Just Like Batman! 2014-04-04 17:43:53 UTC2459
- 10 - Let's Go Kidnap A Princess... Or at least, someone as important. 2014-04-12 16:13:30 UTC3131
- 11 - Ain't No Coffee Shop Like A Connery Coffee Shop... 2014-04-17 14:14:20 UTC3782
- SS 3 - Do Not Read Without Sufficient Drunk. 2014-04-28 00:24:38 UTC901
- 12- *Zelda Chest Opening Theme.* 2014-05-28 16:17:38 UTC2925
- 13 - Derpy's New Job (Seriously, Screw Writer's Block) 2014-07-14 01:11:20 UTC3328
- 14 - The Origins Of The Captain Duck Pt. 1 2014-09-10 01:46:04 UTC2966
- The Super Rushed and Crappy Quality Halloween Special Extravaganza! *Warning: I'm not even trying for this chapter. I am LITERALLY typing random, incoherent crap, hoping for the best.* 2014-11-01 19:46:41 UTC973
- Crossover- Connery NotEvilGuy meets "The Worst Villain Ever!" 2015-04-01 16:19:57 UTC521
- 15 - The Origins Of The Captain Duck Pt. 2 2015-07-09 14:01:41 UTC11539
- An Unfinished Chapter Which I Promise To Eventually Finish Someday, I'm So Sorry For Being Dead For 3 Years 2016-12-12 02:32:18 UTC2979