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But I AM Evil!

by TheNextGamer
Ever met the nicest villain in the world? These ponies sure have. Insanity ensues!

Cover Art by FriendlyTwo3
*Takes place after season 2 finale.*
(Currently revising past chapters to make them sexier and more appealing.)
(Currently revising summary description.)
(Note to self, remember to eventually revise summary description.)

Diabolical and evil human goes to Equestria, and tries to take over the world? Pfft, if he's "Evil", then that one guy who doesn't say 'bless you' when you sneeze must be Hitler reincarnate.

A HiE fanfic that was probably done a couple times before, BUT I MADE IT BETTER.

Wacky protagonist genius, an army of robots with stun-guns, a goal of domination, a moral code, and a determined mindset! Meet "Evil Lord Emperor Connery NotEvilGuy!" The inevitable future emperor of us all!

You can tell that he's pure evil, because he has the word "Evil" in his last name!

A guy that steal money from you, if you're a Government official that likes to deal drugs and smuggle newborn infants. A guy that will build a laser that can blow up the freakin' moon, but only if it was about to crash into us. He'll freakin' TICKLE YOU if you defy him and his empire!

Yeah... Diabolical mastermind right there.

Rated T: For lots of potty-mouth nonsense.


As of 5/12/14 I GOT FEATURED HOLY S*** I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD, I GOT FEATURED, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, OH GOD! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!

Teen
Incomplete
Alternate Universe
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Random
 
MOOP

57323 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read

22 Chapters:

  1. 00 - This is gonna be Good. (Redux Edition) 2013-11-25 02:57:06 UTC
    1080
  2. 01 - Meeting Queen Sunbutt For the First Time. (Redux Edition) 2013-11-29 16:14:14 UTC
    1880
  3. 02 - I Just Left. (Redux Edition) 2013-12-03 21:22:47 UTC
    1733
  4. *Old* SS 1 - Operation: F*** YEAH, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 2013-12-04 16:23:53 UTC
    1551
  5. 03 - The Word 'Evil' Is In My Last Name. (Redux Edition) 2013-12-05 20:54:46 UTC
    2252
  6. 04 - The Day We All First Met... (Redux Edition) 2013-12-08 16:50:47 UTC
    2457
  7. 05 - If You Drink 2 More Bottles, The Plot Might Makes Sense. (Redux Edition) 2013-12-09 19:53:34 UTC
    1394
  8. 06 - The (Not so) Great Escape! (Redux Edition) 2013-12-12 14:08:56 UTC
    2260
  9. 07 - There Was Once This Girl... (Revision in progress) 2013-12-17 11:48:59 UTC
    2499
  10. 08 - ...She Was My Best Friend. 2013-12-23 12:20:00 UTC
    3085
  11. SS 2 - Writing Is Hard. Distraction Time. 2014-02-13 20:17:24 UTC
    1628
  12. 09 - I Have A Cave! Just Like Batman! 2014-04-04 17:43:53 UTC
    2459
  13. 10 - Let's Go Kidnap A Princess... Or at least, someone as important. 2014-04-12 16:13:30 UTC
    3131
  14. 11 - Ain't No Coffee Shop Like A Connery Coffee Shop... 2014-04-17 14:14:20 UTC
    3782
  15. SS 3 - Do Not Read Without Sufficient Drunk. 2014-04-28 00:24:38 UTC
    901
  16. 12- *Zelda Chest Opening Theme.* 2014-05-28 16:17:38 UTC
    2925
  17. 13 - Derpy's New Job (Seriously, Screw Writer's Block) 2014-07-14 01:11:20 UTC
    3328
  18. 14 - The Origins Of The Captain Duck Pt. 1 2014-09-10 01:46:04 UTC
    2966
  19. The Super Rushed and Crappy Quality Halloween Special Extravaganza! *Warning: I'm not even trying for this chapter. I am LITERALLY typing random, incoherent crap, hoping for the best.* 2014-11-01 19:46:41 UTC
    973
  20. Crossover- Connery NotEvilGuy meets "The Worst Villain Ever!" 2015-04-01 16:19:57 UTC
    521
  21. 15 - The Origins Of The Captain Duck Pt. 2 2015-07-09 14:01:41 UTC
    11539
  22. An Unfinished Chapter Which I Promise To Eventually Finish Someday, I'm So Sorry For Being Dead For 3 Years 2016-12-12 02:32:18 UTC
    2979