Game Theory: A Game Hopping Rainbow Dash

BEFORE YOU READ! Hola! Me llamo BronyBrutality. Sorry, just making sure to cover all languages. I am BronyBrutality. I love to play video games and I am, a Brony. (WHHHHAAAATT??!!) I plan to focus on one game per chapter and you guys can suggest ones that you would really like to see. Now enough of me, lets get to the story!
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"Just add one more pony hair... and ta-da! The greatest invention other than underwear, by yours truly, Twilight Sparkle!"
"Twi, it's 4:00 in the morning. Go to bed." said Spike.

(7 Hours later) *Crash!* Rainbow sped through the window causing her to get a couple bloody scrapes. Rainbow Dash made sure she cleared the clouds as early as possible today, since her spy, Agent Pie told her that apparently, Twilight had made, "The best invention other than underwear!" Ever since the double rainbow she did one time, which by the way, was AWESOME, she waited and waited until Twilight had one more of her crazy, time traveling experiments. She did admit, that city she got transported to was not that bad, and so weren't those kids. Ever since she wanted to go back and challenge them to a high speed race, just to show that no one was faster that Rainbow Dash.

Anyway, the crash woke up all of Ponyville, literally. She had to do a Sonic Rainboom since she knew Twilight made sleep force fields. Spike ran upstairs, thinking it was his fair maiden Rarity, who needed his help to stop the beast that had clobbered her. Instead, he ran into Rainbow Crash, rubbing her head.
"Rainbow, did you really have to go through the window? That costed 400 bits!" said Spike, who was ferocious.
"Sorry Spike, I just over heard that Twilight has a new invention. Do you know if she would like me to try it out?" Rainbow proposed.
"Surprisingly, yes she does. She said that if you got warped again, you could deal well with the people there since you encountered them before." Spike told her.
"Great! Let's start it up now!" Rainbow exclaimed.
"Tweezers. Pliers. Sandvich. Ok Rainbow, you might feel a tiny shock-" Twilight was cut off from the loud noises and bright light that came from Rainbow Dash.

The experience was like none other. No doubt Rainbow was getting warped, but it wasn't like the other time, when she went so fast the portal opened. To put it in Twilight's terms, she dematerialized into tiny atoms and transported through tiny nuclear explosions. In Rainbow's terms, she blew up, and was blown to another world by tiny explosions. When she landed there was no grass, only bricks. Some odd question marked bricks, and more refined bricks, and bricks on top of bricks. And to top it all off, a chubby Italian with well, lets just call it a hand of fire. She suddenly stood up, and her instincts said to immediately scan her surroundings and find out more around the place. And the only one person to talk to was the Italian. "Hello, Mr... Italian Guy. Where am I?" Rainbow asked.
"Its a me, Mario! And I saw you crash land in the troubled place of the Mushroom Kingdom. Come on, we have to rescue the princess!" Rainbow followed behind Mario, since he did not have wings and could not move as fast. She explained how she came from another dimension, and did not belong here. But he cut her story off when they arrived at a mysterious looking castle.
"Lets go Rainbow. The princess must be in this castle." Mario said seriously.

Rainbow sort-of admired Mario, doing crazy feats to save the women he loved. He danced gracefully passed all the obstacles, jumping at the perfect time to not get hit by a fireball. He told her about his brother, Luigi, who was in is new Mansion. He said he was going to visit soon, since that would be the brotherly thing to do. They arrived at a shiny pair of doors. "Rainbow Dash, be prepared for the fight of your life."

The plumber sadly mistaken his pegasus partner as weak. She easily broke the sound barrier and knocked Bowser, his life long enemy into a pit of lava. But then he felt like he was going to explode. He saw a toad come out of the cage.
He said, "Sorry Mario, The princess is in another castle."
"WHY YOU-"
"Hahaha! Just kidding, she is right here!"
"Oh Peach," cired Mario. "I was so worried! Let us go have a fancy dinner to celebrate the triumph the Mushroom Kingdom had today. And one more thing, thank you Rainbow Dash, for helping me."
"No problem Mario! Piece of-" Then she felt the shock when she first came here. She was transporting again. She yelled with all her might,
"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Mario beamed with joy.
"Don't you dare be cheating on me with a PONY!" said Peach, slapping the lovestruck plumber.