Game Theory: A Game Hopping Rainbow Dash

She awoke with a strange fairy-boy in front of her face. "A strange rainbow pegasus... is she the one? She does seem like the one.." a voice said disappointedly.

"Hey hey hey, no one informed me that I was, THE one."

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"So you are telling me, THE Rainbow Dash, that I am the one horse who is destined to fight side by side with you, a Kokiri elf-boy, against a dark lord named Ganon?" Rainbow summed up.

"Basically. By the way, my name is Link. I presume that your name is... Rainbow Dash."

"What? You have a problem with my name?" Rainbow said, giving Link a death stare.

"Well, I was sort of expecting a strong, buff stallion who shows no fear... not a rainbow pegasus that has a kind and gentle heart, which shows mercy to evil." Link explained.

"He is just making the same mistake Mario did. He will see that you are NOT weak." Rainbow thought.

"Well, lets not just sit here, lets go and defeat the evil Ganon!" Rainbow exclaimed.

The duo trekked through the woods, searching for the castle. Whoever made these universes, they need to make new ideas, Rainbow thought. At first, the doing crazy stuff for love was heartwarming, now it is turning cliche. They finally reached the castle/dungeon. They easily breezed by, making it to the princess. "Link!" shouted Zelda, the princess of Hryule.

"Zelda, I was so worried." Link sobbed.

"I thought I would stay here forever. Come on, lets leave this creepy place." Zelda urged.

It was too late. Ganon had already heard that Zelda escaped his chains, and was now with his arch-enemy, Link. Only this time, he traveled with a... pony. Ganon nearly exploded of laughter when he saw Rainbow Dash.
"Link, just one question. How are you going to defeat ME, with.. HER!" Ganon laughed.

By this point, Rainbow was going to kill everything. But now, she had a target to chase after. She quickly sped towards Ganon, who was still laughing. She made a tornado, which hurled him into the air. She reversed the tornado when they were high enough, so she started to beat him with her own two hooves. Unleashing her rage, she made the game more than just E10+. She furiously pounded away at a bloody face, which was now unrecognizable. She looked at Link, with the same expression of rage. Her body said to attack, but more importantly, her mind said to remember. You have proven yourself Rainbow, now cool down. She plopped to the floor, and the couple inched forward. She had to get the lesson ut to Link quick, the was about to teleport.

"Hey elf-boy," Rainbow croaked.

"Yes?" Link replied.

"Now I am going to sound like a hypocrite, but don't judge a book by its cover" Rainbow managed to get out.

"You are wish Rainbow Dash. I hope to see you later in my life." Link had a tear in his eye.

For a person who just called a brutal rainbow pony weak, he sure was a softy.

Rainbow then teleported.